《Model》歌词

[00:00:02] OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself

[00:00:27] You can try this at home

[00:00:30] You can be just like me!

[00:00:32] Mic check one two.. we recordin?

[00:00:32] I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this

[00:00:37] If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

[00:00:40] I strangled you to death then I choked you again

[00:00:42] Then break your f**kin legs till your bones poke through your skin

[00:00:48] You beef wit me, Ima even the score equally

[00:00:51] Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally

[00:00:54] I get you blunted off of funny home grown

[00:00:57] Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

[00:01:01] (Ohh no!!)So if I said I never did drugs

[00:01:03] That would mean I lie AND get f**ked more than the President does

[00:01:05] Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

[00:01:07] I ripped her f**kin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (*****!)

[00:01:09] My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge

[00:01:10] Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (F**k you!)

[00:01:12] Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez

[00:01:14] Follow me and do exactly what the song says:

[00:01:17] smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink

[00:01:20] And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal

[00:01:22] I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal

[00:01:24] So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill

[00:01:25] Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill

[00:01:27] Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill

[00:01:29] But I don't get pissed, yall don't even see through the mist

[00:01:32] How the f**k can I be white, I don't even exist

[00:01:34] I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave

[00:01:38] Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

[00:01:42] My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

[00:01:44] And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

[00:01:48] Now follow me and do exactly what you see

[00:01:52] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

[00:01:54] I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.

[00:01:59] Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

[00:02:02] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole

[00:02:07] When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold

[00:02:09] Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold

[00:02:11] Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)

[00:02:13] My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk

[00:02:18] I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt

[00:02:20] I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer

[00:02:21] Thatll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)

[00:02:24] My rap styles warped, I'm runnin out the morgue

[00:02:26] witcha dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porch

[00:02:28] Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on

[00:02:29] And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

[00:02:31] I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits

[00:02:33] A premature birth that was four minutes late

[00:02:35] Mother.. are you there?I love you

[00:02:37] I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel

[00:02:41] Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed

[00:02:45] a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?

[00:02:48] I take a breather and sighed;either I'm high, or I'm nuts

[00:02:51] Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I

[00:02:55] So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass

[00:02:57] Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her

[00:03:00] Cause when I drop this solo ****its over with

[00:03:01] I bought Cages tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

[00:03:04] I came to the club drunk with a fake ID

[00:03:07] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

[00:03:08] I've been with 10 women who got HIV

[00:03:09] Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

[00:03:11] I got genital warts and it burns when I pee

[00:03:15] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

[00:03:17] I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree

[00:03:19] You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!