《Yes! We Have No Bananas》歌词

[00:00:00] There's a fruit store on our street

[00:00:00] It's run by a Greek.

[00:00:01] And he keeps good things to eat

[00:00:02] But you should hear him speak!

[00:00:04] When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".

[00:00:05] He just "yes"es you to death, and as he takes your dough

[00:00:07] He tells you

[00:00:07] "Yes, we have no bananas

[00:00:11] We have-a no bananas today.

[00:00:15] We've string beans, and onions

[00:00:18] Cabbageses, and scallions,

[00:00:20] And all sorts of fruit and say

[00:00:24] We have an old fashioned to-mah-to

[00:00:29] A Long Island po-tah-to

[00:00:33] But yes, we have no bananas.

[00:00:38] We have no bananas today."

[00:00:42] Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,

[00:00:45] "Send me Pete and Nick and Jim;I need help right away."

[00:00:49] When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.

[00:00:54] Someone asked for "sparrow grass"and then the whole quartet

[00:00:58] All answered

[00:01:00] "Yes, we have no bananas

[00:01:06] We have-a no bananas today.

[00:01:08] Just try those coconuts

[00:01:10] Those walnuts and doughnuts

[00:01:10] There ain't many nuts like they.

[00:01:12] We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,

[00:01:13] Dark brown, and ball-bearing.

[00:01:15] But yes, we have no bananas

[00:01:18] We have no bananas today."

[00:01:19] Yes, we are very sorry to inform you

[00:01:21] That we are entirely out of the fruit in question

[00:01:24] The afore-mentioned vegetable

[00:01:25] Bearing the cognomen "Banana".

[00:01:26] We might induce you to accept a substitute less desirable,

[00:01:30] But that is not the policy at this internationally famous green

[00:01:38] grocery.

[00:01:39] I should say not. No no no no no no no.

[00:01:43] But may we suggest that you sample our five o'clock tea

[00:01:47] Which we feel certain will tempt your pallet?

[00:01:48] However we regret that after a diligent search

[00:01:51] Of the premises

[00:01:52] By our entire staff

[00:01:54] We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction

[00:01:57] That our raspberries are delicious;really delicious

[00:02:01] Very delicious

[00:02:03] But we have no bananas today.

[00:02:04] Yes, we gotta no banana

[00:02:09] No banana

[00:02:11] We gotta no banana today.

[00:02:12] I sella you no banana.

[00:02:13] Hey, Marianna, you gotta no banana?

[00:02:15] Why this man, he no believe-a what I say.

[00:02:17] Now whatta you want mister?

[00:02:18] You wanna buy twelve for a quarter?

[00:02:19] No?well, just a oneofadozen?

[00:02:20] I'm-a gonna calla my daughter.

[00:02:22] Hey, Marianna

[00:02:23] You gotta piana

[00:02:23] Yes, banana, no

[00:02:24] No, yes, no bananas today

[00:02:26] We gotta no bananas.

[00:02:29] Yes, we gotta no bananas today.