《Make Out Club》歌词

[00:00:00] Make Out Club - Gym Class Heroes (体操课英雄乐队)

[00:00:22] If I recall correctly

[00:00:22] It was the middle of spring walkin' with my boys

[00:00:25] Contiplating what summer will bring

[00:00:27] We started talkin' about girls

[00:00:28] And it was the funniest thing

[00:00:29] As I started to remember

[00:00:30] Some of the funniest things

[00:00:32] See there was ashley

[00:00:33] She caught my eye the

[00:00:35] Very second that she passed

[00:00:36] Me

[00:00:36] I kissed her once

[00:00:37] Then she started to harass me

[00:00:39] She called all night long

[00:00:40] I had to buy a brand new phone

[00:00:42] And let me see

[00:00:43] There was melanie

[00:00:44] To have a mouth like that

[00:00:46] Should be a felony

[00:00:47] Wouldn't believe half the

[00:00:48] Sh*t that she was tellin' me

[00:00:50] I mean dirty vocab

[00:00:51] She used to talk like she was drunk

[00:00:53] And after that was tiffany

[00:00:55] The one with the cute cousin

[00:00:57] Are you kiddin' me

[00:00:58] She had a man

[00:00:59] But that didn't mean sh*t to me

[00:01:00] He tried to catch us all the time

[00:01:02] But I was just too god d**n smooth

[00:01:04] And I can't forget to mention carrie

[00:01:06] But that situation quickly got scary

[00:01:09] 'Cause after 2 dates

[00:01:10] She was like let's get married

[00:01:11] Can you believe that sh*t

[00:01:13] I had to pack my bags and move

[00:01:17] They say I gotta change my evil ways

[00:01:20] And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

[00:01:22] No matter what I do

[00:01:23] I seem to make the same

[00:01:25] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:01:26] Not to

[00:01:27] If love is just a game that people play

[00:01:30] And practice make perfect

[00:01:31] Is what they say but

[00:01:32] No matter what I do

[00:01:34] I seem to make the same

[00:01:36] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:01:37] Not to

[00:01:42] I'll always remember monica

[00:01:44] The jewish chick

[00:01:45] She'd always give me gifts for chanukkah

[00:01:47] To met her folks she'd try

[00:01:48] And make me rock

[00:01:49] A yarmulke

[00:01:49] But she looked so d**n good

[00:01:51] She almost made my ass convert

[00:01:53] And after that there was lisa

[00:01:55] She had a twin sister teresa

[00:01:58] I bumped into them at cam's gettin' pizza

[00:02:00] The greatest night of my life

[00:02:02] Schleps to rock that kill to birds

[00:02:04] And there was erica

[00:02:06] She had the stankest breath in north america

[00:02:08] I tryed to slip her tic tacs

[00:02:10] But they were scared of her

[00:02:11] And when we made out

[00:02:13] I always had to plug my nose

[00:02:15] And I suppose your know the sister

[00:02:17] Shoot I swear by hand and god

[00:02:18] I only kissed her

[00:02:19] I gotta foot fetish

[00:02:20] But she got a lot of blisters

[00:02:22] I mean hammer time feet

[00:02:24] You think she had walked

[00:02:25] From boca raton

[00:02:27] They say I gotta change my evil ways

[00:02:30] And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

[00:02:33] No matter what I do

[00:02:34] I seem to make the same

[00:02:36] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:02:37] Not to

[00:02:38] If love is just a game that people play

[00:02:41] And practice make perfect

[00:02:42] Is what they say but

[00:02:43] No matter what I do

[00:02:44] I seem to make the same

[00:02:46] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:02:47] Not to

[00:02:52] Hey matt

[00:02:53] Remember kathryn

[00:02:55] She talked so much

[00:02:55] I used to make her bring me asprin

[00:02:57] Bla bla bla bla

[00:02:58] I'm doin' fine thanks for askin

[00:03:00] I even tried to make a muzzle

[00:03:01] But her mouth would just not quit

[00:03:04] Oh sh*t

[00:03:04] Remember shauna

[00:03:05] I hate to bring her up again

[00:03:07] I didn't want her

[00:03:08] That girl I talked about

[00:03:09] In that girls a dog song

[00:03:11] Yea the poster girl for paxil

[00:03:12] Almost made me lose

[00:03:14] My grip

[00:03:14] And oh sh*t

[00:03:15] Then there was krystal

[00:03:16] The meth head

[00:03:17] She used to sniff like a fist full

[00:03:19] One time she chased me

[00:03:20] Down the street with a

[00:03:21] Pistol

[00:03:22] She tried to say I took her stash

[00:03:24] She bugged out and tried to kill my ass

[00:03:25] And at last we got kimmy

[00:03:28] She went abroad

[00:03:28] Came back

[00:03:29] And broke up with me

[00:03:30] And so I ripped up all the letters that she

[00:03:32] Sent me

[00:03:33] I cried for like 3 days

[00:03:34] Then it was back to my evil ways

[00:03:38] They say I gotta change my evil ways

[00:03:41] And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

[00:03:43] No matter what I do

[00:03:44] I seem to make the same

[00:03:46] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:03:47] Not to

[00:03:49] If love is just a game that people play

[00:03:51] And practice make perfect

[00:03:52] Is what they say but

[00:03:54] No matter what I do

[00:03:55] I seem to make the same

[00:03:57] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:03:58] Not to

[00:04:21] They say I gotta change my evil ways

[00:04:23] And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

[00:04:26] No matter what I do

[00:04:27] I seem to make the same

[00:04:29] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:04:30] Not to

[00:04:31] If love is just a game that people play

[00:04:34] And practice make perfect

[00:04:35] Is what they say but

[00:04:36] No matter what I do

[00:04:37] I seem to make the same

[00:04:39] Mistakes that I'm tryin

[00:04:40] Not to