《Words Of Advice For Young People(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:01] Words Of Advice For Young People－William S. Burroughs

[00:00:40] People often ask me

[00:00:41] If I have any words of advice for

[00:00:43] Young people. Well,

[00:00:51] Here are a few simple admonitions

[00:00:53] For young and old.

[00:00:57] Never interfere in a boy and girl fight.

[00:01:02] Beware of whores

[00:01:03] Who say they don't want money. The

[00:01:06] Hell they don't.

[00:01:08] What they mean is they want more

[00:01:09] Money. Much more.

[00:01:13] If you're doing business

[00:01:14] With a religious son of a

[00:01:16] B**ch, get it in writing.

[00:01:20] His word isn't worth sh*t,

[00:01:21] Not with the good Lord telling him

[00:01:23] How to f**k you on

[00:01:25] The deal.

[00:01:36] Avoid f**kups. You all know the type.

[00:01:42] Anything they

[00:01:43] Have anything to do with,

[00:01:45] No matter how good it sounds,

[00:01:47] Turns into a disaster.

[00:01:51] Do not offer sympathy to

[00:01:53] The mentally ill. Tell them

[00:01:56] Firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel.

[00:02:01] You are a terminal fool."

[00:02:18] Now some of you may encounter the devil's bargain

[00:02:20] If you get that far.

[00:02:23] Any old soul is worth saving at least

[00:02:26] To a priest,

[00:02:27] But not every soul is worth buying.

[00:02:31] So you can take the offer as a compliment.

[00:02:35] They charge the

[00:02:36] Easy ones first, you know,

[00:02:37] Like money, all the money

[00:02:39] There is. But who wants to be

[00:02:41] The richest guy in some

[00:02:43] Cemetery? Not much to spend it on,

[00:02:49] Eh, Gramps? Getting

[00:02:51] Too old to cut the mustard.

[00:03:09] Have you forgotten

[00:03:10] Something, Gramps? In order to feel something,

[00:03:13] You have

[00:03:14] To be there. You have to be 18.

[00:03:20] You're not 18,

[00:03:21] You are

[00:03:22] 78. Old fool sold his soul for a strap-on.

[00:03:32] How about an honorable bargain?

[00:03:37] "You always wanted to

[00:03:38] Become a doctor.

[00:03:39] Now's your chance. Why, you could have

[00:03:41] Become a great healer

[00:03:42] And benefit humanity. What's

[00:03:44] Wrong with that?" Just about everything.

[00:03:49] There are no

[00:03:50] Honorable bargains involving exchange

[00:03:54] Of qualitative

[00:03:56] Merchandise like souls.

[00:03:58] Just quantitative merchandise

[00:04:00] Like time and money.

[00:04:05] So piss off, Satan,

[00:04:06] And don't take

[00:04:07] Me for dumber than I look.

[00:04:10] As an old junk pusher told

[00:04:12] Me, "Watch whose money you pick up."