《Broken Hearts Are For Assholes》歌词

[00:00:00] Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Frank Zappa

[00:00:09] Hey Do you know what you are

[00:00:13] You're an asshole An ASSHOLE

[00:00:18] Some of you might not agree

[00:00:22] 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery

[00:00:27] But think a while and you will see

[00:00:33] Broken hearts are for assholes

[00:00:36] Broken hearts are for assholes

[00:00:37] Are you an asshole

[00:00:38] Broken hearts are for assholes

[00:00:39] Are you an asshole too

[00:00:42] Whatcha gonna do 'cause you're an asshole

[00:00:54] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy

[00:00:58] Maybe you think you're too tough to cry

[00:01:02] So you went to The Grape

[00:01:04] Just to give it a try

[00:01:09] And Dagmar

[00:01:10] Without a doubt the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life

[00:01:12] Was his name

[00:01:14] One Two Three Four

[00:01:17] The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his

[00:01:19] Pancake make-up

[00:01:20] And yet he was a beautiful lady

[00:01:21] Nearly drove you insane

[00:01:24] Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR

[00:01:26] And so you kissed a little sailor

[00:01:29] Tex Abel starring in the latest Shepperton Production:

[00:01:31] Who had just blew in from Spain

[00:01:33] Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf

[00:01:35] You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel

[00:01:38] The story of a demented bread-boffer

[00:01:40] And acted like it was cocaine

[00:01:42] Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf

[00:01:44] You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko

[00:01:47] Then on Tuesday night Ceasar's back in town

[00:01:49] In a way you can't explain

[00:01:52] Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match

[00:01:54] With Kona

[00:01:55] And so you worked the wall with Michael

[00:01:57] Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite

[00:01:59] Which gave your back an awful strain

[00:02:01] Volcanic Hell

[00:02:02] But you came back on Sunday for the gong show

[00:02:07] Next Thursday teen town's finest

[00:02:08] But you forgot what I was sayin'

[00:02:12] 'Cause you're an asshole You're an asshole

[00:02:14] That's right

[00:02:14] You're an asshole you're an asshole

[00:02:16] Yes yes

[00:02:17] You're an asshole you're an asshole

[00:02:18] That's right

[00:02:19] You're an asshole you're an asshole

[00:02:23] Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest

[00:02:26] 'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

[00:02:30] You say you can't live with what you been through

[00:02:35] Well ladies you can be an asshole too

[00:02:39] You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you

[00:02:45] But don't fool yerself girl

[00:02:47] It's lookin' at you

[00:02:50] Don't fool yerself girl

[00:02:51] It's winkin' at you

[00:02:54] Don't fool yerself girl

[00:02:56] It's blinkin' at you

[00:02:58] That's why I say

[00:02:59] I'm gonna ram it ram it ram it

[00:03:01] Ram it up yer poop chute

[00:03:03] Corn hole

[00:03:03] Ram it ram it ram it

[00:03:05] Ram it up yer poop chute

[00:03:06] Fist f**k

[00:03:08] Ram it ram it ram it

[00:03:09] Ram it up yer poop chute

[00:03:11] Wrist-watch; Crisco

[00:03:13] Ram it ram it ram it

[00:03:14] Ram it up yer poop chute

[00:03:15] Pud

[00:03:17] Don't fool yerself girl

[00:03:18] It's goin' right up yer poop chute

[00:03:21] Don't fool yerself girl

[00:03:23] It's goin' right up yer poop chute

[00:03:26] Don't fool yerself girl

[00:03:27] It's goin' right up yer poop chute

[00:03:30] Don't fool yerself girl

[00:03:31] It's goin' right up yer poop chute

[00:03:35] Don't fool yerself girl

[00:03:35] It's goin' right up yer poop chute

[00:03:37] Don't fool yerself girl