《When Velma Takes the Stand》歌词

[00:00:00] Billy I been thinkin' a lot about my trial

[00:00:02] Couldn't I just show you what I thought

[00:00:03] I might do on the witness stand

[00:00:05] Sure sure

[00:00:06] Go ahead

[00:00:07] Good Hit it

[00:00:11] Well then when I got on the stand

[00:00:13] I thought I'd take a peek at the jury

[00:00:15] Then I'd cross my legs like this you know

[00:00:18] When Velma takes the stand

[00:00:20] Then when Harrison cross examines me

[00:00:22] I thought I'd give 'em

[00:00:23] This and then if he yells at me

[00:00:25] I thought I'd tremble like

[00:00:26] This "ooh no please stop "

[00:00:29] When Velma takes the stand

[00:00:30] Look at little Vel

[00:00:32] See her give 'em hell

[00:00:35] When she turns it on

[00:00:37] She's got 'em eating out of the palm of her hand

[00:00:39] Then I thought I'd let it all be too much for me

[00:00:42] Like real dramatic

[00:00:48] Then I thought I'd get thirsty and say

[00:00:50] "Please someone could I have a glass of water "

[00:00:54] When Velma takes the stand

[00:00:56] See that Kelly girl

[00:00:58] Make that jury whirl

[00:01:00] When she turns it on

[00:01:02] She's gonna get 'em goin'

[00:01:03] 'Till she's got 'em gone

[00:01:23] Then

[00:01:23] I thought I'd cry Buckets Only I don't

[00:01:26] Have handkerchief

[00:01:26] That's when I have to ask you for yours

[00:01:28] I really like that part

[00:01:30] Don't you Then I get up and try to

[00:01:33] Walk; oh but I'm too weak

[00:01:35] And I slump and I slump and I

[00:01:38] Slump and I slump until finally I faint

[00:01:43] When she rolls her eyes

[00:01:45] Watch her take the prize

[00:01:47] When Velma takes the stand