《小五义 第218集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 人生在世

[00:00:03] 偏偏偏日月如梭年年年

[00:00:09] 富贵之家有有有

[00:00:12] 贫困之人寒寒寒

[00:00:16] 升官发财dei

[00:00:19] 两腿儿要一蹬

[00:00:22] 完完完

[00:00:26] 这话一点儿都不假

[00:00:29] 人这一生

[00:00:30] 七情六欲

[00:00:32] 喜怒哀乐

[00:00:34] 什么事儿都会遇上

[00:00:36] 争名夺利也不管

[00:00:39] 苦也不管了

[00:00:41] 两腿一升

[00:00:42] 完完完全完

[00:00:47] 拿咱们前文叔来说

[00:00:49] 欧阳春一听

[00:00:50] 站起来

[00:00:51] 阿弥陀佛

[00:00:53] 凉

[00:00:54] 咱们回来

[00:00:56] 我感谢大家的盛情

[00:00:58] 我看你们谁都不必去

[00:01:00] 贫僧我去

[00:01:04] 欧阳爷擦擦眼泪

[00:01:06] 伸手在墙犄角那儿抄起方便连环铲往外就走

[00:01:13] 被江天拿一伸手给拽住起来

[00:01:18] 北侠

[00:01:19] 请你留步

[00:01:21] 为什么

[00:01:22] 哎呀

[00:01:23] 糊涂地老侠客呀

[00:01:26] 你们谁都不要动我话还没说完呢

[00:01:32] 他们是用这种手段

[00:01:35] 让欧阳老剑客上当

[00:01:38] 另外

[00:01:38] 他们也谈了解药的事儿

[00:01:40] J 解药现在就在郭长达和陆昆手里

[00:01:45] 为什么就怕解药叫咱们到来

[00:01:49] 人家就前功尽弃了

[00:01:52] 所以人家两个人起誓发愿要把解药护好

[00:01:57] 已经做好了充分的准备

[00:02:00] 就凭我们这些人去要要啊

[00:02:02] 要得出来吗

[00:02:05] 这不是笑话一样

[00:02:07] 我不是长人家的威风

[00:02:09] 灭咱们的锐气

[00:02:12] 等咱们把药比如说也抢回来了

[00:02:15] 恐怕老剑客的命也交代了

[00:02:20] 这种想法干脆打消

[00:02:22] 根本就办不到

[00:02:24] 欧阳春鸡啦

[00:02:26] 老人家既然是解药

[00:02:30] 没有希望呢

[00:02:31] 我叔叔就是非死不可

[00:02:36] 呃

[00:02:37] 还不能这么说

[00:02:38] 哎

[00:02:39] 大伙儿一听

[00:02:39] 还有一线之路啊

[00:02:41] 老人家

[00:02:42] 那您就说说

[00:02:43] 怎么能救得了

[00:02:45] 只要是能救

[00:02:46] 我们赴汤蹈火

[00:02:48] 万死不辞

[00:02:53] 姜天达翻着眼皮想了一会儿

[00:02:56] 各位啊

[00:02:57] 大伙儿先冷静一点

[00:03:00] 不过我觉得说出来跟不说也差不多少

[00:03:05] 死马当活马治吧

[00:03:08] 要想解救欧阳老剑客这条命

[00:03:13] 有一种药

[00:03:16] 咱必须得整了

[00:03:17] 这种药也不到手儿

[00:03:19] 这人肯定活不了

[00:03:22] 不过这要不是什么解药

[00:03:25] 也不在郭长达手里头

[00:03:27] 咱们要能取来比较方便一些

[00:03:30] 什么呀

[00:03:31] 你说这药的名字叫九子莲花

[00:03:37] 哎

[00:03:37] 九个字的量法

[00:03:40] 大家对要上不太明白

[00:03:42] 进一步就问

[00:03:44] 那咱上药铺能买来吗

[00:03:46] 哎呀

[00:03:47] 谈何容易

[00:03:48] 要不能买了我废

[00:03:50] 这话有什么用啊

[00:03:52] 据我所知

[00:03:53] 九子莲花在咱们全国就这么一朵

[00:03:59] 这一朵在九江府汉阳峰的天池里面

[00:04:07] 你们谁笨

[00:04:08] 汉阳峰天池去一趟

[00:04:11] 能在天池里取来九籽莲花

[00:04:13] 只要拿回来我就能配药

[00:04:16] 马上我就能把欧阳老剑客治好

[00:04:20] 咱还得说明白

[00:04:21] 十天之内必须拿来

[00:04:24] 凭我第一到能保证老人家十天之内没事儿

[00:04:29] 超过十天

[00:04:31] 神仙一把抓也不好使

[00:04:36] 传输安一听乐了

[00:04:38] 哎呀

[00:04:38] 那好办呐

[00:04:40] 那就是道上耽误点功夫呗

[00:04:43] 等到那天池里把这九籽莲花捞出来不就回来了

[00:04:47] 谁腿快谁去一趟不就得了

[00:04:52] 说安娜

[00:04:53] 你说地容易

[00:04:56] 不是那么好捞的

[00:04:58] 比如说这九籽莲花现在还在天池

[00:05:03] 没在天池叫人家捞走

[00:05:06] 没捞走啊

[00:05:07] 我知道他是宝贝

[00:05:09] 别人就不知道吗

[00:05:11] 我懂得他是要别人不明白吗

[00:05:15] 要叫别人整走了

[00:05:17] 咱扑空了等于白去

[00:05:20] 这是一个事儿

[00:05:22] 另外一个事儿

[00:05:24] 你知道那天池有多深

[00:05:28] 你只天池里的什么呀

[00:05:31] 那九籽莲花长到什么地方

[00:05:33] 你看见了吗

[00:05:35] 你就说的挺好听

[00:05:37] 咱们就拽出来啊

[00:05:39] 不是那么容易的

[00:05:41] 因为我最爱研究一书

[00:05:44] 我从医书的宝库当中得知这个情况

[00:05:50] 据说这种九子莲花乃是一种先要

[00:05:54] 一般人是弄不到手

[00:05:57] 要能弄到手的话

[00:05:58] 何必在书上标明呢

[00:06:00] 怎么没有记载什么人

[00:06:03] 什么人得过九子莲花没有啊

[00:06:06] 看来这个事儿是大难尔特难

[00:06:10] 你在郭长达和陆昆手里头抢解药

[00:06:14] 也不会省多少事

[00:06:17] 所以我才说这话我讲不讲似乎没用

[00:06:22] 但是咱又不能坐着等

[00:06:24] 如果你们认为十天之内可以把九籽莲花整回来

[00:06:29] 当然是更好

[00:06:31] 蒋平一听

[00:06:33] 事到现在

[00:06:34] 只好如此

[00:06:36] 马上派人就起身

[00:06:39] 大家一听啊

[00:06:40] 都想报名去

[00:06:42] 蒋四爷一看

[00:06:43] 不行

[00:06:44] 家里离不开人

[00:06:47] 那么多人去九子莲花何必呢

[00:06:50] 最后他匿个名刀连讲评

[00:06:53] 算上一共九个人

[00:06:55] 这九个人是翻江鼠蒋平

[00:06:58] 还有他侄儿蒋昭、蒋小义

[00:07:02] 义侠太保刘士杰、笑面郎君沈明杰、超水燕子吕仁杰、井底蛙邵环杰勇金刚张豹、双刀将马龙、玉面小达摩白云瑞

[00:07:20] 就这几个人

[00:07:22] 家里的事儿统统交给山西雁白眉大侠徐良

[00:07:29] 还得保护开封府

[00:07:32] 还得监督着莲花观的变化

[00:07:35] 还得应付八类

[00:07:38] 家里边儿的事儿是太多了

[00:07:42] 徐良一听

[00:07:42] 也只好如此

[00:07:44] 因为徐良一听

[00:07:45] 啊

[00:07:46] 取这九籽莲花得上天池

[00:07:49] 不用问

[00:07:50] 那有水

[00:07:52] 我见水就眼晕

[00:07:54] 去了跟不去一样

[00:07:56] 还不如在家呢

[00:07:57] 所以徐峥也就没争

[00:08:01] 就这样翻江苏

[00:08:02] 蒋四爷命人准备了九批筷子

[00:08:07] 他们带着干粮和水葫芦

[00:08:09] 足够地川资路费

[00:08:12] 九个人起身

[00:08:15] 临行之时

[00:08:16] 妙手回春

[00:08:17] 姜天达千叮咛万嘱托

[00:08:21] 讲评啊

[00:08:23] 今儿个就得算一天了

[00:08:25] 也就是说两头去掉

[00:08:28] 你们必须在十天之内赶回来

[00:08:32] 要过的时候

[00:08:34] 老剑客

[00:08:34] 人命可就保不住了

[00:08:36] 当然

[00:08:37] 你们要能提前回来

[00:08:39] 这是最好不过

[00:08:41] 您放心吧

[00:08:43] 如果我们回不来

[00:08:45] 取不来九籽莲花

[00:08:47] 这辈子咱也就甭见面儿

[00:08:51] 蒋平下这个决心可不行啊

[00:08:55] 等蒋四爷带着几个人走后

[00:08:59] 起步

[00:08:59] 大头鬼发酸

[00:09:01] 擦了擦眼泪

[00:09:04] 吗

[00:09:05] 这个人这一辈子他妈不好活呀

[00:09:08] 这玩意儿

[00:09:09] 哎呀

[00:09:11] 看我四爷的意思

[00:09:14] 还不知道能回来不能回来呢

[00:09:17] 也许这老少几个人把命扔天池

[00:09:21] 哎

[00:09:22] 看来这一辈子真是坎坷不平啊

[00:09:27] 人家别人回了店房了

[00:09:30] 他说你讲这个心呢

[00:09:32] 堵得要命

[00:09:34] 其实说一进去就是发愁

[00:09:37] 不如找个地方换环境啊

[00:09:40] 痛快痛快

[00:09:42] 所以

[00:09:43] 送走讲评之后

[00:09:44] 他没回迎宾馆

[00:09:46] 顺着大道往前走

[00:09:49] 一拐弯儿奔一个饭管子

[00:09:53] 这饭馆子叫天香楼

[00:09:58] 哎呀

[00:09:58] 做的东西是最得味

[00:10:00] 在东京是首屈一指

[00:10:04] 这楼分三四层

[00:10:06] 有时候皇家的贵族经常在楼上包席

[00:10:13] 没钱的人到这里是吃不起

[00:10:16] 开封府的人常来常往

[00:10:20] 开这个半管子的掌柜姓金

[00:10:24] 跟开封府的人也比较熟悉

[00:10:27] 他正在狼怪忙活呢

[00:10:29] 抬头一看

[00:10:29] 哟

[00:10:30] 曹书

[00:10:31] 哎

[00:10:32] 那能不认得

[00:10:34] 金掌柜的满面陪笑就迎接出来

[00:10:37] 哟

[00:10:37] 方爷

[00:10:39] 您今儿个怎么这么得闲呢

[00:10:41] 请到里边吧

[00:10:42] 哎哎

[00:10:42] 好说好说

[00:10:44] 客人多少

[00:10:46] 哎呀

[00:10:46] 哪天人都不少

[00:10:48] 不过您来了

[00:10:50] 怎么给您找个雅座

[00:10:51] 哎

[00:10:52] 不

[00:10:53] 我今儿个不做雅座

[00:10:54] 我觉着憋屈

[00:10:56] 怎么你想找个敞亮的地方

[00:11:00] 对呢

[00:11:00] 我心里发闷

[00:11:02] 给我找个通风地凉快地方啊

[00:11:05] 好嘞

[00:11:06] 你请他三楼吧

[00:11:08] 金掌柜的亲自陪着房书安来到三楼

[00:11:13] 把窗户这地方给找了一张口

[00:11:16] 其实这锅也没闲着

[00:11:18] 金掌柜的跟吃饭的客人商量

[00:11:21] 挪到别的桌上

[00:11:22] 这桌儿整给臧翻腾出来擦抹桌案

[00:11:27] 掌柜的在这服侍着发言

[00:11:31] 听说八王擂你们忙得要命

[00:11:34] 哎

[00:11:34] 可不是吗

[00:11:35] 今儿个放假

[00:11:37] 方叔安就没必要详细跟他解释

[00:11:39] 哦

[00:11:40] 怪不得您来了呢

[00:11:41] 要这么的

[00:11:42] 您吃点什么

[00:11:44] 你们天香楼什么拿手

[00:11:46] 就给我做点儿什么呗

[00:11:48] 反正我也没事儿

[00:11:50] 今儿跟我多待一会儿

[00:11:52] 连歇歇腿儿

[00:11:54] 再品品菜地滋味

[00:11:56] 好累

[00:11:57] 我孝敬您

[00:11:58] 几个菜分文不要

[00:12:02] 金掌柜的够外面亲自跑厨房关照去

[00:12:05] 时间不大

[00:12:06] 给摆上八个菜

[00:12:09] 离得多远的

[00:12:10] 腿儿那么香

[00:12:12] 房书安译文还罢了

[00:12:16] 做的真好啊

[00:12:18] 这两天我心里别扭

[00:12:20] 真要回到迎宾馆还吃不下去

[00:12:22] 我呀

[00:12:23] 就在这好好吃吃

[00:12:26] 想到这

[00:12:26] 他满上一杯

[00:12:28] 抄起筷子来

[00:12:29] 还没等吃呢

[00:12:31] 在身后的过了一只手

[00:12:34] 把房书安手里的筷子倍儿给抢过去了

[00:12:38] 方叔安心想

[00:12:40] 这谁这么不客气

[00:12:42] 回头这么功夫

[00:12:44] 他刚倒的那杯酒也让人家端起来了

[00:12:47] 那个人也没客气

[00:12:49] 杨博

[00:12:53] 嗯

[00:12:54] 酒不错

[00:12:55] 拿筷子夹了口菜塞嘴去

[00:12:59] 嗯

[00:13:00] 这菜做得还真挺得味

[00:13:02] 喝防山火

[00:13:04] 这大爷心说

[00:13:05] 你咋听下去了

[00:13:07] 跑着抢吃抢喝的

[00:13:12] 据说我就够懒的了

[00:13:14] 这位比我还懒

[00:13:18] 你打听价钱了

[00:13:20] 跑到这儿就吃了

[00:13:23] 实在是可恶之极

[00:13:27] 张栓回头一看

[00:13:30] 在他身后

[00:13:32] 站着个年迈苍苍的老者

[00:13:37] 哎

[00:13:37] 这老头儿长得这个好看劲儿就甭提了

[00:13:42] 那我说老头儿还好看吗

[00:13:44] 对

[00:13:46] 好看不再年轻和尚年纪

[00:13:51] 就见这位老者

[00:13:53] 身高九尺挂零

[00:13:57] 宽肩版号

[00:13:59] 古胸脯

[00:14:02] 往脸上一瞅

[00:14:03] 面色晚霞

[00:14:07] 就好像太阳眼看要落的时候发出那种光来

[00:14:14] 瞅着

[00:14:15] 那么柔和

[00:14:16] 那么光彩夺目

[00:14:20] 粮道眼眉唰白唰白的

[00:14:24] 大眼睛

[00:14:25] 双眼皮儿

[00:14:28] 别看这么大的年纪

[00:14:30] 眼球一点儿都不浑浊

[00:14:33] 黑是黑白是白

[00:14:37] 那白的就好比羊脂美玉

[00:14:42] 黑眼仁儿就好像点某地乌青

[00:14:48] 瞳孔之中放出两道光来

[00:14:52] 通关鼻梁

[00:14:54] 方海阔口

[00:14:56] 通红的嘴唇

[00:14:59] 尤其是这部胡子

[00:15:02] 太叫人喜欢

[00:15:05] 这不

[00:15:05] 白湖长能有三尺五寸

[00:15:09] 飘洒前心

[00:15:12] 条条陆丰

[00:15:14] 根根透肉

[00:15:15] 就好像的银线相似

[00:15:19] 梳理的干干净净

[00:15:21] 是油光赞亮

[00:15:25] 这位老人家大耳推荐

[00:15:28] 神采奕奕

[00:15:30] 穿得是非常干净利落

[00:15:35] 看这样好像个教书先生

[00:15:39] 感觉不像

[00:15:41] 比教书先生威风

[00:15:45] 说练武的吧

[00:15:47] 也不像比练武的人文雅

[00:15:52] 看不出他是哪行的

[00:15:55] 王作安本来想发脾气

[00:15:59] 但一看给人给呀

[00:16:01] 把他给镇住了

[00:16:03] 哎呀

[00:16:04] 大头鬼心说

[00:16:07] 人生在世

[00:16:09] 什么样的都有啊

[00:16:11] 拿这老头儿来说

[00:16:14] 比较年轻的时候

[00:16:15] 在全国也堪称是美男子

[00:16:21] 你还上了这么大的年纪了

[00:16:23] 还这么漂亮

[00:16:26] 所以呢

[00:16:27] 他就不恨了

[00:16:29] 房书安一了

[00:16:30] 嘿嘿

[00:16:32] 老爷子

[00:16:33] 这酒怎么样

[00:16:35] 不错不错

[00:16:36] 嗯

[00:16:37] 菜菜做的也很得为

[00:16:41] 既然老人家挺欣赏

[00:16:43] 你看我这桌也闲着呢

[00:16:46] 不如一句请坐

[00:16:48] 咱二人对饮如何呀

[00:16:50] 今天我请客

[00:16:53] 是吗

[00:16:55] Na

[00:16:56] 老朽

[00:16:57] 我可就厚着脸皮答应了

[00:17:00] 您太客气了

[00:17:01] 快请坐

[00:17:02] 国家加个雌蝶

[00:17:05] 在哪装筷子

[00:17:07] 这老头儿没客气

[00:17:08] 坐到她对面

[00:17:11] 但这老头儿啊

[00:17:12] 你看长得挺好

[00:17:14] 不谈正经话

[00:17:17] 光吃光喝时间不大

[00:17:20] 把这桌上这东西啊

[00:17:22] 就吃了一半

[00:17:25] 房书安心中暗想

[00:17:27] 这一类啊

[00:17:28] 白长得这么漂亮

[00:17:30] 处于粪球的外边儿

[00:17:32] 光你看咱俩都不认得

[00:17:36] 我主动请你吃饭

[00:17:39] 你到问问我是谁

[00:17:42] 啊

[00:17:42] 光顾吃了恐怕吃不着

[00:17:45] J 老头儿真有意思

[00:17:47] 怪不得人都说老小孩儿

[00:17:50] 小小孩儿

[00:17:52] 人的年纪啊

[00:17:53] 太大了就变成小孩儿了

[00:17:55] 一点儿都不假

[00:17:57] 方书安一看人家不问

[00:17:59] 自己不能不说话

[00:18:01] 把酒杯一放

[00:18:04] 老鹰啊

[00:18:06] 高寿了

[00:18:08] 缴纳99 岁还小啊

[00:18:14] 99 啦

[00:18:16] 房书安一想

[00:18:17] 何止99

[00:18:19] 上年纪人都犯这毛病

[00:18:22] 您到100岁

[00:18:23] 他不说100得少说一岁

[00:18:28] 这样呢

[00:18:29] 听说是煮个吉利

[00:18:31] 另外说到100岁了

[00:18:34] 骂人

[00:18:35] 什么千年的王八万年龟

[00:18:38] 百年兔子没人追

[00:18:40] 民间呢

[00:18:41] 有这么一种粗话

[00:18:43] 所以有些老人不爱活百岁

[00:18:47] 方叔安点点头

[00:18:50] 哪里的人氏呢

[00:18:52] 哦

[00:18:53] 海南的人士或不像听您的口音

[00:18:58] 不像海南那边人

[00:19:00] 您说这话我听得都挺清楚是吧

[00:19:04] 我在江湖上漂流多年

[00:19:07] 口音也砸了

[00:19:09] 我要不说我是南海人

[00:19:11] 别人真不知道我是哪的

[00:19:14] 家还有什么人啊

[00:19:16] 哎呦

[00:19:18] 孙楠地女一大帮

[00:19:21] 五世同堂啊

[00:19:22] 可不嘛

[00:19:24] 像您这年纪真得捂被子了

[00:19:28] 在哪行发财呀

[00:19:31] 哎

[00:19:32] 一言难尽

[00:19:35] 当年当过老师

[00:19:38] 在山村教几个学生

[00:19:41] 后来把饭碗打了

[00:19:44] 走乡串镇又卖了几年药

[00:19:47] 因为医道不精

[00:19:50] 卖了些假药

[00:19:52] 受到人的指责

[00:19:55] 终于

[00:19:56] J 晚饭我也不吃了

[00:19:58] 后来呢

[00:20:00] 要跟人家打把式

[00:20:02] 卖艺跑龙套

[00:20:05] 过了几年也没意思

[00:20:08] 就这样把我儿女拉不大了

[00:20:11] 我也就洗手不干了

[00:20:14] 如今呢

[00:20:15] 就仰仗着儿孙大伙儿养活我啊

[00:20:20] 那好啊

[00:20:22] 养儿养女防备老

[00:20:25] 看来啊

[00:20:26] 您这是有得修来了哎

[00:20:31] 老人家几儿几女

[00:20:34] 嗨

[00:20:36] 要不说我这人那能耐没有

[00:20:39] 儿女可不少

[00:20:41] 六个女孩儿

[00:20:42] 六个男孩子啊

[00:20:46] 真不少

[00:20:48] 他们都干什么呢

[00:20:49] 都在哪行发财

[00:20:51] 嗨

[00:20:52] 他们跟我不一样

[00:20:54] 有念书的

[00:20:56] 有练武的

[00:20:58] 练武的在哪儿

[00:20:59] 有在冰山北极岛的

[00:21:02] 有在四川峨眉山的

[00:21:05] 还有几个在少林寺的

[00:21:07] 哎呀

[00:21:09] 都是大地方

[00:21:11] 敢问老人家

[00:21:14] 冰山北极岛有你什么人

[00:21:18] 我大儿子二儿子都在那儿

[00:21:22] 他们是谁呀

[00:21:24] 哎

[00:21:24] 我说出来你也不知道呢

[00:21:27] 都无名的小辈

[00:21:29] 我大儿子

[00:21:31] 是冰山北极岛北极观的观主

[00:21:37] 人送绰号

[00:21:39] 长发道人雪珠帘

[00:21:44] 我二儿子眼睛有点毛病

[00:21:47] 练功练另外呀

[00:21:50] 浩开玩笑

[00:21:52] 大伙儿给他送个绰号叫诙谐老人走画昌

[00:22:01] 王舒安一听啊

[00:22:02] 把大脑袋一扑棱

[00:22:04] 心说

[00:22:05] 他妈这老头儿真不是东西

[00:22:07] 说着说着

[00:22:08] 下了

[00:22:09] 到了

[00:22:10] 长发道人

[00:22:12] 雪珠帘是你大儿子

[00:22:16] 这简直是岂有此理