《The Humpty Dance Awards [*]》歌词

[00:04:51] Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)

[00:04:51] All right!

[00:04:51] Stop whatcha doin'

[00:04:51] 'Cause i'm about to ruin

[00:04:51] The image and the style that ya used to.

[00:04:51] I look funny

[00:04:51] But yo i'm makin' money see

[00:04:51] So yo world i hope you're ready for me.

[00:04:51] Now gather round

[00:04:51] I'm the new fool in town

[00:04:51] And my sound's laid down by the underground.

[00:04:51] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

[00:04:51] So just let me introduce myself

[00:04:51] My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

[00:04:51] Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

[00:04:51] And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.

[00:04:51] I'm steppin' tall, y'all,

[00:04:51] And just like humpty dumpty

[00:04:51] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.

[00:04:51] I like to rhyme,

[00:04:51] I like my beats funky,

[00:04:51] I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

[00:04:51] I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack

[00:04:51] But sometimes i get ridiculous

[00:04:51] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

[00:04:51] Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?

[00:04:51] Yeah, I called ya fat.

[00:04:51] Look at me, I'm skinny

[00:04:51] It never stopped me from gettin' busy

[00:04:51] I'm a freak

[00:04:51] I like the girls with the boom

[00:04:51] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

[00:04:51] I'm crazy.

[00:04:51] Allow me to amaze thee.

[00:04:51] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.

[00:04:51] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

[00:04:51] And i even got my own dance

[00:04:51] {Chorus:}

[00:04:51] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:04:51] Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:51] Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:51] Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:04:51] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:51] Verse Two:

[00:04:51] People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

[00:04:51] That's all right 'cause i get things cookin'

[00:04:51] Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me

[00:04:51] But ya can't get near me

[00:04:51] I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,

[00:04:51] All the girls they adore me

[00:04:51] Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere

[00:04:51] 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.

[00:04:51] My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed

[00:04:51] Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

[00:04:51] I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,

[00:04:51] Both how i'm livin' and my nose is large

[00:04:51] I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,

[00:04:51] I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid

[00:04:51] I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,

[00:04:51] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

[00:04:51] Also told ya that I like to bite

[00:04:51] Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.

[00:04:51] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

[00:04:51] And now i'm gonna do my dance.

[00:04:51] {Chorus}

[00:04:51] Breakdown:

[00:04:51] Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all

[00:04:51] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

[00:04:51] Oh, yeah!

[00:04:51] Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

[00:04:51] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

[00:04:51] It's real easy to do--check it out

[00:04:51] Verse Three:

[00:04:51] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

[00:04:51] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

[00:04:51] Crazy wack funky

[00:04:51] People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

[00:04:51] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

[00:04:51] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

[00:04:51] Anyone can play this game

[00:04:51] This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

[00:04:51] No two people will do it the same

[00:04:51] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

[00:04:51] Humpin', funkin', jumpin',

[00:04:51] Jig around, shakin' ya rump,

[00:04:51] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

[00:04:51] Tell him step off, i'm doin' the hump.

[00:04:51] {Chorus}

[00:04:51] Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:51] White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:51] Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump

[00:04:51] Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:51] Let's get stoopid!

[00:04:51] {Chorus}

[00:04:51] Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

[00:04:51] Outro:

[00:04:51] Once again, the Underground is in the house

[00:04:51] I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,

[00:04:51] Keep on doin' the humpty dance,

[00:04:51] And to the ladies,

[00:04:51] Peace and humptiness forever

[00:04:51] {Music and fade}