《The Humpty Dance Awards [*]》歌词
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[00:04:51] Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
[00:04:51] All right!
[00:04:51] Stop whatcha doin'
[00:04:51] 'Cause i'm about to ruin
[00:04:51] The image and the style that ya used to.
[00:04:51] I look funny
[00:04:51] But yo i'm makin' money see
[00:04:51] So yo world i hope you're ready for me.
[00:04:51] Now gather round
[00:04:51] I'm the new fool in town
[00:04:51] And my sound's laid down by the underground.
[00:04:51] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:04:51] So just let me introduce myself
[00:04:51] My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
[00:04:51] Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
[00:04:51] And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
[00:04:51] I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
[00:04:51] And just like humpty dumpty
[00:04:51] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
[00:04:51] I like to rhyme,
[00:04:51] I like my beats funky,
[00:04:51] I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
[00:04:51] I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
[00:04:51] But sometimes i get ridiculous
[00:04:51] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:04:51] Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
[00:04:51] Yeah, I called ya fat.
[00:04:51] Look at me, I'm skinny
[00:04:51] It never stopped me from gettin' busy
[00:04:51] I'm a freak
[00:04:51] I like the girls with the boom
[00:04:51] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
[00:04:51] I'm crazy.
[00:04:51] Allow me to amaze thee.
[00:04:51] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
[00:04:51] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
[00:04:51] And i even got my own dance
[00:04:51] {Chorus:}
[00:04:51] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[00:04:51] Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:51] Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:51] Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
[00:04:51] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:51] Verse Two:
[00:04:51] People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
[00:04:51] That's all right 'cause i get things cookin'
[00:04:51] Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
[00:04:51] But ya can't get near me
[00:04:51] I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
[00:04:51] All the girls they adore me
[00:04:51] Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
[00:04:51] 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
[00:04:51] My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
[00:04:51] Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
[00:04:51] I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
[00:04:51] Both how i'm livin' and my nose is large
[00:04:51] I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
[00:04:51] I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
[00:04:51] I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
[00:04:51] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[00:04:51] Also told ya that I like to bite
[00:04:51] Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
[00:04:51] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[00:04:51] And now i'm gonna do my dance.
[00:04:51] {Chorus}
[00:04:51] Breakdown:
[00:04:51] Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
[00:04:51] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[00:04:51] Oh, yeah!
[00:04:51] Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[00:04:51] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[00:04:51] It's real easy to do--check it out
[00:04:51] Verse Three:
[00:04:51] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[00:04:51] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
[00:04:51] Crazy wack funky
[00:04:51] People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
[00:04:51] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[00:04:51] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[00:04:51] Anyone can play this game
[00:04:51] This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
[00:04:51] No two people will do it the same
[00:04:51] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[00:04:51] Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
[00:04:51] Jig around, shakin' ya rump,
[00:04:51] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
[00:04:51] Tell him step off, i'm doin' the hump.
[00:04:51] {Chorus}
[00:04:51] Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:51] White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:51] Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
[00:04:51] Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[00:04:51] Let's get stoopid!
[00:04:51] {Chorus}
[00:04:51] Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[00:04:51] Outro:
[00:04:51] Once again, the Underground is in the house
[00:04:51] I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
[00:04:51] Keep on doin' the humpty dance,
[00:04:51] And to the ladies,
[00:04:51] Peace and humptiness forever
[00:04:51] {Music and fade}
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