《Australian Idol(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Australian Idol - Kate Miller-Heidke

[00:00:01] Written by：Kate Miller-Heidke

[00:00:08] I was having a bad week

[00:00:10] I crashed the car and the cat carked it

[00:00:12] Weighed myself outside woolies and I'd put on 4 kilos

[00:00:16] Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee

[00:00:18] I poured my heart out told her all about

[00:00:20] Poor dead fluffy and the bloody car

[00:00:21] And did she think I should go on a diet

[00:00:24] She studied my face trying to frame the words to say

[00:00:31] Just the right blend of sympathy and advice

[00:00:36] She took a big breath

[00:00:38] Looked into my eyes and she said

[00:00:40] You should go on Australian Idol

[00:00:44] Even if you don't win you'll have a great time

[00:00:48] Don't worry that you don't look like a supermodel

[00:00:52] They're even letting fatties on there now so you should be fine

[00:01:04] I said thanks I feel a lot better now

[00:01:06] Then I erased her number from my phone

[00:01:09] I didn't know how much we'd grown apart

[00:01:12] The very next day was my birthday

[00:01:14] No one called except my grandma

[00:01:16] She was drunk she just needed a lift home from the pub

[00:01:20] Then that Sunday night I went to dinner with my rellies

[00:01:28] They said happy birthday do you mind if we put the TV on

[00:01:34] It's nearly the final of Australian Idol and

[00:01:36] You should go on Australian Idol

[00:01:40] You're much prettier than her she looks like a pudding

[00:01:44] You'll win it no worries love' said my uncle

[00:01:48] And I just turned and looked at him like he was something

[00:01:51] That I stood in

[00:01:55] And don't get me wrong

[00:01:57] If I turn on the TV and it's on

[00:02:01] I can't stop watching even with the ads

[00:02:05] Even with those two dickheads blabbing on between songs

[00:02:09] I love to see their spirits crushed their egos shattered

[00:02:15] I love the ones that really suck in the first auditions

[00:02:19] I love to watch them sob their dreams in tatters

[00:02:23] And I laugh while I eat my dinner

[00:02:27] They're crying in their 5 star hotel

[00:02:30] And I'm cackling on my cack brown couch

[00:02:37] And it's not that I am jealous

[00:02:40] I'm not jealous I'm not jealous

[00:02:48] The next Sunday I had a pretty bad hangover

[00:02:50] Feeling pretty grumpy

[00:02:52] Sitting on the couch eating pringles feeling sorry for myself

[00:02:56] I flipped to channel 10 and before I knew it

[00:02:58] I was watching a really short guy

[00:03:00] Singing that really annoying song by Craig David

[00:03:05] Suddenly I rose to my feet it must have been divine intervention

[00:03:13] I saw the light in front of me and I screamed

[00:03:21] Why am I watching Australian Idol God

[00:03:25] Am I really reduced to this pitiful state Jesus

[00:03:29] May as well just head down to my local karaoke bar

[00:03:33] Or better still just change to SBS

[00:03:36] You better believe it I changed to ABC

[00:03:40] So Marcia Dicko whatever your name is

[00:03:46] Shove it up your ass