《第49集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 狗屎的奴才

[00:00:03] 郭槐

[00:00:05] 在酒楼上

[00:00:06] 遇上个南方老客

[00:00:09] 自称是湖南长沙人

[00:00:13] 倒腾绸缎的

[00:00:15] 诶

[00:00:16] 这个人出手大方

[00:00:18] 一掷千金呢

[00:00:21] 请这个郭槐吃饭喝酒

[00:00:25] 竟要些好东西

[00:00:27] 头天吃完了不算

[00:00:29] 第二天接茬请客

[00:00:32] 这桌上摆的

[00:00:34] 天上飞的

[00:00:35] 地下跑到草科蹦到水里覆的

[00:00:38] 什么鲜鱼活蟹

[00:00:41] 丰富的要命啊

[00:00:44] 这郭槐这小子天生的嘴馋

[00:00:47] 一会儿一上厕所

[00:00:49] 一会儿一上茅房

[00:00:50] 上边吃着

[00:00:52] 下边变着

[00:00:53] 诶

[00:00:54] 他还没完没了的吃

[00:00:56] 这酒是醒了不醉

[00:00:59] 醉了不醒啊

[00:01:01] 那么吃到第二天的晚上

[00:01:03] 都掌灯半天了

[00:01:05] 还没喝完

[00:01:07] 说句白话

[00:01:09] 都喝糊涂了

[00:01:11] 掌柜的着急了

[00:01:13] 过来跟他们二位商量

[00:01:15] 二位老客

[00:01:17] 小店早就该关门儿了

[00:01:20] 伙计们累了一天

[00:01:22] 早该休息了

[00:01:23] 二位啊

[00:01:24] 能不能快点

[00:01:26] 这老客还比较清醒

[00:01:29] 晃晃悠悠站起来了啊

[00:01:32] 哎呀

[00:01:33] 好好吧

[00:01:35] 既

[00:01:35] 既然如此

[00:01:37] 明明儿个见啊

[00:01:40] 俺们哥儿俩明明儿个还来

[00:01:43] 哥哥们儿

[00:01:44] 走走走

[00:01:45] 咱俺回家

[00:01:48] 别别别

[00:01:49] 你说都喝到这份儿上

[00:01:52] 他起来架着郭槐

[00:01:55] 郭槐还说呢

[00:01:57] 哪啊

[00:01:59] 有撵撵客人的道理

[00:02:02] 他妈这这真妈不是那么回事儿

[00:02:05] 呃

[00:02:05] 不是不是不不是

[00:02:07] 没没

[00:02:08] 明儿还接着喝

[00:02:10] 呃

[00:02:11] 和鱼鱼

[00:02:14] 这就要吐啊

[00:02:16] 你说喝这么多有什么意思

[00:02:20] 两个人搀搀架架

[00:02:22] 迷迷糊糊下了酒楼

[00:02:24] 人家落晃关门

[00:02:26] 暂且不提

[00:02:28] 这两个人搀扶着

[00:02:30] 本来说回店房

[00:02:32] 结果喝多了

[00:02:33] 走来走去

[00:02:35] 到了郊外了

[00:02:36] 眼前是一片树林

[00:02:39] 就走到树林的深处

[00:02:41] 被这个风一吹

[00:02:43] 呜

[00:02:45] 哇

[00:02:50] 这俩人一对全吐开了

[00:02:53] 吐完之后全起不来

[00:02:55] 跟两个包袱一样

[00:02:57] 扑通扑通倒卧尘埃

[00:03:01] 就说这郭槐

[00:03:03] 到了现在

[00:03:05] 迷迷糊糊

[00:03:06] 神志不清啊

[00:03:08] 脑袋一沾地就着了

[00:03:16] 你说这不是活受罪吗

[00:03:19] 安县那个老客怎么样

[00:03:21] 咱先不说

[00:03:22] 就说这郭槐

[00:03:24] 迷迷糊糊睡了也不知多长时间

[00:03:28] 就觉着耳边有人呼唤他的名字

[00:03:32] 紧跟着捶打他的肩头

[00:03:34] 拨了他的脑袋

[00:03:36] 他本来不爱睁眼

[00:03:39] 最后实在没办法了

[00:03:42] 把眼睁开了

[00:03:44] 呃

[00:03:44] 呃

[00:03:45] 不是

[00:03:46] 你是谁

[00:03:49] 大爷正睡觉呢

[00:03:52] 你叫我干什么

[00:03:56] 郭槐

[00:03:58] 我怀

[00:03:59] 你清醒清醒

[00:04:02] 你抬起头来

[00:04:03] 把眼睁开

[00:04:04] 看看我们是谁

[00:04:06] 管你是谁

[00:04:09] 我不爱睁眼

[00:04:11] 别

[00:04:12] 一个嘴巴把他打的一愣

[00:04:16] 把醉眼睁开了

[00:04:18] 你是谁

[00:04:19] 打我干干是呀

[00:04:25] 那位说

[00:04:25] 怎么了

[00:04:26] 你一惊一乍的

[00:04:27] 他不是我一惊一乍的是郭槐

[00:04:30] 不睁眼看还他罢了

[00:04:32] 睁眼一看

[00:04:33] 可把他吓坏了

[00:04:35] 面前站着两个大鬼

[00:04:39] 红头发

[00:04:40] 蓝靛脸

[00:04:41] 眼珠都往外鼓鼓着

[00:04:44] 獠牙往外支支着

[00:04:46] 都全光着膀子围着虎皮

[00:04:49] 一个拿着锁链

[00:04:50] 一个拿着钢叉

[00:04:53] 你说吓人不吓人

[00:04:56] 哎呀

[00:04:56] 郭槐魂不附体呀

[00:04:59] 这一下酒劲就醒了有一半儿

[00:05:01] 我的妈呀

[00:05:03] 这是什么地方

[00:05:04] 就觉得周围是阴风阵阵

[00:05:08] 浑身上下起鸡皮疙瘩

[00:05:11] 他都尿裤子里了

[00:05:13] 呃呃

[00:05:14] 哎

[00:05:15] 老鬼那啪又一个嘴巴

[00:05:19] 不容分说

[00:05:21] 花楞锁链锁他脖子上了

[00:05:23] 往怀里一带

[00:05:25] 你给我起来吧

[00:05:27] 小子

[00:05:28] 你在杨氏三间作恶多端

[00:05:32] 这回到了阴曹地府

[00:05:35] 你打官司吧你啊

[00:05:37] 走

[00:05:39] 郭槐一听

[00:05:40] 什么

[00:05:41] 到了阴曹地府了

[00:05:44] 哎哟

[00:05:45] 真有阴曹地府啊

[00:05:47] 他心里不住的

[00:05:49] 给跳成了一个了

[00:05:51] 就这样迷迷糊糊哆哆嗦嗦

[00:05:55] 让这俩大鬼把他领到什么地方

[00:05:58] 他心里一点底都没有

[00:06:01] 高一脚浅一脚

[00:06:03] 转来转去

[00:06:04] 呀呀呀

[00:06:05] 这什么地方

[00:06:06] 眼前闪出一座庄宅

[00:06:10] 宏伟高大

[00:06:11] 灯火明亮

[00:06:13] 他往庄宅内外一看

[00:06:15] 我娘出来进去全是鬼呀

[00:06:20] 这里当差的一个个是电脸朱眉

[00:06:24] 面目狰狞

[00:06:27] 吓得他把眼睛闭上了

[00:06:29] 就听两旁边惨叫的声音

[00:06:33] 不敢看

[00:06:35] 还偷着看

[00:06:37] 往左边看好家伙

[00:06:40] 刀山油锅碾子

[00:06:44] 往右面看

[00:06:46] 正给那些罪犯施以酷刑

[00:06:50] 弯眼睛

[00:06:51] 割舌头

[00:06:52] 拉鼻子

[00:06:53] 耳朵开膛破肚

[00:06:56] 往油锅那一看

[00:06:58] 像炸大果子一样

[00:06:59] 把人就嘣嘣往里扔啊

[00:07:03] 就听有人喊你在杨氏三间作恶多端

[00:07:09] 有人包庇你有人纵容你可是到了我们阴间

[00:07:16] 就截然不同了

[00:07:17] 这里铁面无私

[00:07:21] 主持公道啊

[00:07:22] 你杨氏三间做点坏事儿

[00:07:26] 到这儿都得得到报应

[00:07:29] 你嚼舌头根子

[00:07:31] 挑拨离间

[00:07:33] 到了阴间就割你的舌头

[00:07:35] 摘你的牙

[00:07:37] 嗯

[00:07:38] 你看看刀山油锅

[00:07:40] 这就根据你不同的罪状

[00:07:43] 小子

[00:07:45] 你就等着吧

[00:07:47] 哎哟

[00:07:48] 笑死我了

[00:07:51] 那个害怕劲儿达到顶点了

[00:07:55] 与其说往前走

[00:07:57] 不如说拖着他往前拉

[00:08:00] 他两条腿都失去知觉了

[00:08:04] 进了大殿之后

[00:08:05] 扑通他就趴到地上

[00:08:08] 张着大嘴喘粗气

[00:08:15] 忽听上边有人说话

[00:08:17] 啪一拍惊堂木

[00:08:20] 抬起头来听听

[00:08:25] 不听叫你抬头

[00:08:27] 我的妈

[00:08:28] 俩手扳着自己的脑袋

[00:08:31] 把脸仰起来

[00:08:32] 往上一看

[00:08:33] 灯光明亮

[00:08:35] 坐着一人

[00:08:36] 头戴冕旒冠

[00:08:39] 身穿大红袍

[00:08:42] 也是

[00:08:43] 电脸朱眉

[00:08:44] 显得格外的森严

[00:08:48] 郭槐心说

[00:08:49] 甭问

[00:08:50] 这就是五帝阎罗呀

[00:08:54] 我见着阎王了

[00:08:55] 哎呀我的妈呀

[00:08:57] 我是死了

[00:08:58] 我还是活着呢

[00:09:00] 往阎王旁边看

[00:09:02] 站着一人

[00:09:03] 挺大肚子

[00:09:04] 挺高个屁股

[00:09:05] 挺大脸盘子

[00:09:07] 头上戴着纱帽

[00:09:08] 身穿蓝袍

[00:09:10] 手中托着生死簿

[00:09:12] 另一只手拿着朱笔

[00:09:16] 往两旁看

[00:09:17] 牛头马面

[00:09:19] 黑白无常啊

[00:09:21] 他赶紧把眼闭上

[00:09:26] 就听阎王问他

[00:09:28] 你叫什么名字

[00:09:29] 哎呀

[00:09:30] 我叫郭欢呀

[00:09:32] 哪里人是

[00:09:34] 呃

[00:09:35] 我自幼生长在本地呀

[00:09:38] 我原来也是河州人

[00:09:42] 你都做了哪些坏事

[00:09:45] 还不从实招来

[00:09:47] 哎呀

[00:09:49] 阎王爷

[00:09:50] 我做的坏事实在是不少

[00:09:54] 您这一问我

[00:09:56] 我都吓得想不起来了

[00:10:00] 嗯

[00:10:02] 我只问你一件事情

[00:10:05] 在河州东关外50 步

[00:10:08] 有一具无头的尸体

[00:10:12] 是不是你陷害的

[00:10:14] 你跟什么人合谋

[00:10:16] 还不从实的招来

[00:10:19] 不行行

[00:10:21] 这位

[00:10:23] 郭槐刚想要说瞎话

[00:10:25] 阎王爷啪一拍桌子

[00:10:27] 呔

[00:10:28] 郭槐

[00:10:29] 这什么地方

[00:10:31] 你胆敢狡辩不成

[00:10:34] 我可告诉你啊

[00:10:36] 你们的知府已经如实的都说了

[00:10:42] 我看看你老实还是不老实

[00:10:44] 如果你不说实话

[00:10:47] 来呀

[00:10:48] 插挑油锅

[00:10:51] 别别别别

[00:10:54] 我说

[00:10:56] 我说呀

[00:11:00] 人到了这份上

[00:11:02] 不说也得说

[00:11:05] 这郭槐在那趴着

[00:11:07] 断断续续

[00:11:09] 一字一板

[00:11:10] 把经过讲述一遍

[00:11:13] 怎么回事啊

[00:11:15] 他跑到河州知州衙门勒索先于

[00:11:21] 不但没得逞

[00:11:23] 让于成龙还把他揍了40 棍子

[00:11:27] 可把他打毁了

[00:11:29] 然后把他扔到大街上了

[00:11:32] 日头往西转了

[00:11:34] 遇上个熟人真不错

[00:11:37] 雇了辆车把他送到重庆府

[00:11:41] 趴了一晚上

[00:11:42] 第二天来见他们知府大人

[00:11:47] 知府丁学忠一看就是一愣

[00:11:50] 啊

[00:11:50] 郭槐

[00:11:51] 你怎么了

[00:11:52] 你大人啊

[00:11:58] 他是放声大哭

[00:12:01] 丁学忠问他呀

[00:12:02] 为点儿什么呢

[00:12:05] 他把经过讲述一遍

[00:12:07] 当然不是100%的实事求是

[00:12:11] 偏枝加叶

[00:12:13] 加了不少佐料

[00:12:15] 把这于成龙怎么不讲理

[00:12:19] 不给于还要银子

[00:12:21] 又辱骂知府大老爷

[00:12:24] 我不爱听

[00:12:25] 我跟他反唇相讥

[00:12:28] 大闹公堂

[00:12:30] 于成龙羞恼成怒

[00:12:32] 把我拖下去

[00:12:34] 一顿乱棍

[00:12:35] 打的我是死去活来

[00:12:37] 于成龙还说

[00:12:39] 我打的不是你

[00:12:41] 打的是你们知府丁学忠

[00:12:44] 你回去告诉姓丁的

[00:12:46] 少要在我面前发威

[00:12:49] 别看他是我的顶头上司

[00:12:51] 要犯在我于成龙的手里

[00:12:54] 我也饶不了他

[00:12:57] 这话都没有

[00:12:59] 都是他编的

[00:13:02] 丁学忠在上面听着

[00:13:04] 那脸一会儿红

[00:13:05] 一会儿白

[00:13:06] 一会儿紫

[00:13:07] 一会儿青

[00:13:08] 跟那外国鸡一样

[00:13:10] 一会儿一片

[00:13:11] 牙齿咬得咯咯直响

[00:13:15] 哎

[00:13:16] 好

[00:13:18] 骂的好啊

[00:13:20] 好好好

[00:13:23] 你的伤不轻啊

[00:13:25] 都把我打毁了

[00:13:27] 要不是一个老乡把我送回来

[00:13:30] 恐怕跟知府大人见不着面了

[00:13:33] 我给你十两银子下去

[00:13:36] 养伤养伤

[00:13:38] 好好调治

[00:13:39] 嗯

[00:13:40] 大人呢

[00:13:41] 这口气咱出不来呀

[00:13:44] 真是应了那句话了

[00:13:46] 打了奴才

[00:13:48] 休了大人

[00:13:50] 难道咱就忍气吞声不成

[00:13:57] 小子

[00:13:58] 你短炼

[00:14:00] 别忘了这句话

[00:14:02] 君子报仇

[00:14:04] 十年不晚

[00:14:06] 十年河东十年河西

[00:14:09] 放着他于成龙的常赶集

[00:14:13] 没有遇不上亲家的时候

[00:14:15] 你看看将来我怎样报复

[00:14:17] 我给你出气诶

[00:14:20] 谢大人

[00:14:22] 郭槐下去了

[00:14:24] 哎呀

[00:14:25] 这丁学忠就琢磨怎么报复

[00:14:27] 他深知于成龙可不好惹呀

[00:14:31] 于成龙在官场之中颇有名气

[00:14:35] 别看官儿不大

[00:14:36] 远近皆知

[00:14:39] 原来于成龙在罗城县的时候

[00:14:42] 他就听说过

[00:14:43] 因为官场里互相通地消息啊

[00:14:47] 他知道这家是软硬不吃啊

[00:14:51] 不受别人的会弄

[00:14:53] 是个黑脸的

[00:14:55] 今天算我栽到他手里头了

[00:14:58] 我要公开的报复

[00:15:00] 不但扳不倒他

[00:15:02] 我还弄个丢人现眼

[00:15:04] 无懈可击

[00:15:07] 没缝可以插针

[00:15:09] 怎么找他的毛病呢

[00:15:11] 找他什么毛病呢

[00:15:14] 这玩意儿心里头犯难了

[00:15:16] 又一琢磨

[00:15:17] 现在就报复

[00:15:18] 即使有办法

[00:15:19] 大家都看得出来

[00:15:21] 肯定打了你的人

[00:15:23] 你进行报复

[00:15:24] 对自己也不利

[00:15:27] 干脆这事儿拖一拖

[00:15:29] 就我说那话

[00:15:30] 君子报仇十年不晚

[00:15:31] 等等等等

[00:15:33] 一直他就拖了好几个月

[00:15:37] 要说他真能忍

[00:15:40] 之后

[00:15:40] 他又假惺惺的拜会于成龙

[00:15:44] 净说拜年的话

[00:15:46] 净自我检讨

[00:15:48] 净骂这郭槐其实都是假的

[00:15:52] 放烟雾弹迷惑群众

[00:15:55] 迷惑于成龙

[00:15:58] 果然

[00:15:58] 于成龙是正人君子

[00:16:00] 真就上当受骗了

[00:16:02] 包括他手下人对丁学忠的看法也非常好

[00:16:07] 诶

[00:16:07] 这头一招他胜利了

[00:16:10] 紧跟着下来运养第二招

[00:16:14] 他本来想找毛病

[00:16:16] 后来发现这于成龙

[00:16:19] 找不出毛病来

[00:16:21] 这玉长荣自从做了和州之后

[00:16:25] 率领这三个县啊

[00:16:27] 把这三项搞得是热火朝天

[00:16:32] 多年来

[00:16:33] 流散到外地的老百姓都回来了

[00:16:37] 又回到河州三县安家落户

[00:16:41] 而且他又奖励精重

[00:16:44] 谁打的良多奖励谁

[00:16:47] 老百姓都可以过上安居乐业的日子了

[00:16:52] 有口皆碑

[00:16:53] 无不挑大旨赞颂于成龙

[00:16:57] 另外

[00:16:58] 于成龙专心致志治理社会治安

[00:17:03] 打击盗贼

[00:17:05] 颇有成效

[00:17:08] 就这件事儿

[00:17:09] 连省里头总督大人、巡抚大人都知道了

[00:17:13] 怎么能扳倒他呢

[00:17:16] 难道我就这么忍了不成吗

[00:17:20] 这就半年过去了

[00:17:22] 这一天狗屎的奴才郭槐来了

[00:17:25] 郭槐伤早就好了

[00:17:28] 不过呢

[00:17:29] 就落了点伤疤而已

[00:17:31] 这郭槐就撅着嘴问丁雪忠老爷

[00:17:36] 那事儿就那么拉倒了

[00:17:39] 嗯

[00:17:40] 怎么能完得了呢

[00:17:42] 那都都都半年了

[00:17:45] 我看你也没什么行动啊

[00:17:49] 嗯

[00:17:50] 别看我表面上没行动

[00:17:53] 其实我连觉都睡不好啊

[00:17:56] 郭槐啊

[00:17:57] 你跟了我多年了

[00:17:59] 你真想报仇出气吗

[00:18:01] 老爷

[00:18:02] 那当然了

[00:18:03] 我是耿耿于怀呀

[00:18:05] 每当想到这件事情

[00:18:07] 我我把槽牙都咬碎了

[00:18:12] 你有胆子吗

[00:18:13] 哟

[00:18:14] 只要报仇

[00:18:15] 我什么胆子都有

[00:18:17] 好

[00:18:20] 看来正面找他的茬儿找不着

[00:18:24] 想要报仇极大的困难

[00:18:27] 就得暗中给他使绊子

[00:18:30] 老爷

[00:18:31] 我想了个绝妙的办法

[00:18:33] 扶耳过来

[00:18:35] 是老爷

[00:18:36] 此事你知我知

[00:18:39] 不能叫外人知道啊

[00:18:41] 死囚牢里头有好几个秋后处决的犯人

[00:18:47] 都定了死罪的

[00:18:49] 其中找出一个来

[00:18:51] 诶你要按我的话说怎么办怎么办怎么怎么办

[00:18:56] 要办的极其干净利落

[00:18:58] 给他栽赃陷害

[00:19:02] 诶正面上咱给他下了绊子了

[00:19:06] 到了时候我可以上本参他让他丢官罢职

[00:19:12] 不也就结了吗

[00:19:14] 为了打你一顿羞臊

[00:19:16] 我一顿把官儿丢了

[00:19:18] 咱这买卖还合适啊

[00:19:20] 啊

[00:19:21] 老爷就怎么办

[00:19:23] 交给小人了

[00:19:25] 您说这招多损

[00:19:27] 在死号里提出个犯人

[00:19:30] 就是那替死鬼

[00:19:32] 先给他喝了***

[00:19:34] 叫他人事不省

[00:19:36] 而后装到口袋里

[00:19:38] 口袋嘴扎上

[00:19:40] 横着担的马上

[00:19:42] 郭槐拿了把利刃

[00:19:45] 偷偷的把他送到贺州东关外

[00:19:49] 拉到房后一看

[00:19:50] 这儿没人

[00:19:51] 正好下手把口袋抖了开了

[00:19:55] 噗哧一刀

[00:19:57] 人头砍下脑袋

[00:19:59] 包吧包把他带走了

[00:20:01] 屋头的尸体放在这儿了

[00:20:04] 诶

[00:20:05] 这就是他干的

[00:20:06] 然后找了条江

[00:20:09] 把脑袋坠上石头

[00:20:11] 沉入江底

[00:20:13] 这活儿干的真是干净利落

[00:20:16] 而后他偷偷的回到重庆府

[00:20:20] 见着知府丁学忠

[00:20:22] 把经过讲述一遍

[00:20:24] 丁学忠说好做得好

[00:20:27] 嘿嘿

[00:20:27] 神不知鬼不觉

[00:20:30] 这就妥了

[00:20:31] 咱就等着看于成龙的笑话吧

[00:20:35] 果然

[00:20:37] 于成龙没找着蛛丝马迹

[00:20:41] 正在犯难的时候

[00:20:42] 丁学忠一看

[00:20:43] 机会来了

[00:20:45] 就让这小子郭槐拿着自己一份公事

[00:20:49] 二次来见于成龙

[00:20:52] 逼着他三日破案

[00:20:55] 本来告诉他呀

[00:20:56] 你明儿个走

[00:20:58] 郭槐这小子呢

[00:21:00] 心里太着急了

[00:21:01] 拿着信就起身了

[00:21:03] 所以于成龙发现这日子提前了一天

[00:21:06] 就这么回事儿

[00:21:09] 他为了急于报仇吗

[00:21:11] 引起于成龙的怀疑

[00:21:15] 后来这小子说

[00:21:16] 三天的功夫

[00:21:17] 我等着你的回信儿

[00:21:20] 太猖獗了

[00:21:22] 于成龙是什么人

[00:21:23] 眼之毛都是空的

[00:21:26] 就发现死者这条命案跟他们有直接的关系

[00:21:32] 是否是他们移花接木

[00:21:35] 栽赃陷害

[00:21:38] 他就犯了心思了

[00:21:41] 咱们书又说回来

[00:21:43] 阎王爷这一审问郭槐

[00:21:46] 郭槐都下马爪了

[00:21:48] 问什么说什么

[00:21:49] 啪啪啪啪把经过全说了

[00:21:52] 阎王爷点了点头

[00:21:54] 郭槐

[00:21:55] 你说的是真的吗

[00:21:57] 诶

[00:21:58] 千真万确

[00:22:00] 不是怕受罪瞎编的吧

[00:22:02] 哎呀

[00:22:03] 诶

[00:22:03] 怎敢怎敢

[00:22:04] 完全是真的

[00:22:07] 你敢跟丁学忠对峙吗

[00:22:10] 那

[00:22:11] 那怎么不敢

[00:22:12] 都是他的主谋

[00:22:14] 他派我这么干的

[00:22:16] 阎王爷

[00:22:18] 他是正雄

[00:22:20] 我是胁从啊

[00:22:22] 阎王爷

[00:22:23] 希望您能分出轻重来

[00:22:28] 来呀

[00:22:29] 叫道画供

[00:22:31] 判官过来了

[00:22:32] 把他刚才说的如实都记录下来

[00:22:35] 哒哒哒叭一给他念

[00:22:37] 他不住的点头

[00:22:39] 诶诶

[00:22:40] 是是是是是这么回事儿

[00:22:42] 一点儿不假

[00:22:43] 一点不假

[00:22:43] 花光

[00:22:45] 花了工

[00:22:47] 这就是铁板一块了

[00:22:51] 一字入宫门

[00:22:53] 九牛拉不出

[00:22:54] 一画工

[00:22:56] 铁板钉钉

[00:22:58] 等他也画完了供了

[00:23:00] 一个劲儿往上叩头

[00:23:02] 阎王爷

[00:23:03] 饶了我吧

[00:23:04] 怎么处置我都行

[00:23:06] 就是别让我上油锅

[00:23:08] 别让我爬到山呢

[00:23:12] 把他拉下去

[00:23:14] 给他拉进去

[00:23:17] 也不知道怎么离开森罗殿呢

[00:23:21] 也不知道什么时候回到树林的

[00:23:24] 天光刚一放亮

[00:23:26] 迷迷糊糊

[00:23:28] 郭槐把眼睁开了

[00:23:31] 在野地躺着呢

[00:23:33] 哎呀

[00:23:34] 心说这怎么回事

[00:23:35] 难道

[00:23:36] 难道我做了一场噩梦