《Pass The Football(From ”Wonderful Town Original Cast Recording” 1953|Reissue|Remas)》歌词

[00:00:00] Pass the Football - Jordan Bentley

[00:00:09] Look at me now

[00:00:11] Four years of college

[00:00:13] Famous professors

[00:00:15] Tutoring me

[00:00:17] Scholarship kid

[00:00:18] Everything paid for

[00:00:21] Food and vacations

[00:00:22] All of it free

[00:00:24] Day that I left

[00:00:26] Everyone gathered

[00:00:28] Their cheering still rings in my ears

[00:00:31] Ray wreck rah

[00:00:33] Rah wreck ray

[00:00:35] Rah wreck

[00:00:36] Wreck rah

[00:00:37] Rah wreck wreck

[00:00:38] Wreck we love you

[00:00:41] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:00:44] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:00:53] Couldn't spell a lick

[00:00:54] Couldn't do arithmetic

[00:00:57] One and one made three

[00:00:59] Thought that dog was CAT

[00:01:01] But I could pass that football

[00:01:04] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:01:09] Couldn't write my name

[00:01:10] Couldn't translate je vous aime

[00:01:12] Never learned to read

[00:01:14] Mother goose or andré gide

[00:01:17] But I could pass that football

[00:01:20] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:01:24] Couldn't figure riddles

[00:01:26] Puzzles made me pout

[00:01:28] Where the hell was Moses

[00:01:30] When the lights went out

[00:01:32] I couldn't even tell red from green

[00:01:35] Get those verbs through my bean

[00:01:36] But I was buddies with the dean

[00:01:38] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:01:43] Passed without a fuss

[00:01:44] English lit and calculus

[00:01:47] Never had to cram

[00:01:48] Even passed the bar exam

[00:01:51] 'Cause I passed that football

[00:01:55] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:02:03] Couldn't dance for beans

[00:02:05] Mashed my girls to smithereens

[00:02:07] Sometimes blood was spilled

[00:02:09] Still my card was always filled

[00:02:11] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:02:15] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:02:19] Then there was the week

[00:02:21] Albert Einstein came to speak

[00:02:23] Relativity

[00:02:25] Guess who introduced him me

[00:02:27] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:02:31] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:02:35] Had no table manners

[00:02:37] Used to dunk my roll

[00:02:39] Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl

[00:02:43] Though I would not get up for any she

[00:02:45] The prexy's mom age ninety three

[00:02:47] Got up and gave her seat to me

[00:02:49] Like nothin' you did ever see

[00:02:54] In our hall of fame

[00:02:56] There's a statue with my name

[00:02:59] There we stand by heck

[00:03:01] Lincoln Washington and wreck

[00:03:03] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:03:07] Like nothin' you have ever ever seen