《The Most Offensive Song Ever》歌词

[00:00:00] The Most Offensive Song Ever - Mr. Hankey&Kenny McCormick

[00:00:04] Howdy Ho

[00:00:06] The Virgin Mary was sleeping

[00:00:08] When Angel Gabriel appeared

[00:00:11] He said you are to be the virgin mother

[00:00:14] And Mary thought that was weird

[00:00:17] Mary said I'm not a virgin

[00:00:20] I blew a guy last year

[00:00:22] But then Gabriel said to Mary

[00:00:25] My child have no fear

[00:00:27] 'Cause you can suck

[00:00:29] All the dick you want

[00:00:30] And still be a Virgin Mary

[00:00:34] You can suck all the dick you want

[00:00:36] And still not be considered flawed

[00:00:39] Though Mary you went to town

[00:00:42] And sucked some semen down

[00:00:44] You're still a virgin

[00:00:46] In the eyes of god

[00:00:50] There was no room at the Inn

[00:00:52] When Mary and Joseph did arrive

[00:00:56] They were so very tired you see

[00:00:58] and Mary had to offer him a bribe

[00:01:01] Said she had no money

[00:01:04] and they had no place to sleep

[00:01:07] Gabriel appeared to Mary

[00:01:09] And told her not to weep

[00:01:12] 'Cause you can

[00:01:13] Suck all the dick you want

[00:01:14] And still be a Virgin Mary

[00:01:18] you can suck all the dick you want

[00:01:19] And still be the mother of Christ

[00:01:23] If there's no room at the Inn

[00:01:26] Then it's not considered a sin

[00:01:28] to suck a dick to get a room for free

[00:01:32] That's right

[00:01:33] And three wisemen did appear

[00:01:37] Bearing gifts of myrrh and such

[00:01:40] They said that they had followed a star

[00:01:43] And missed a woman's touch

[00:01:45] Mary thought that she might pleasure them

[00:01:48] But could not take them to bed

[00:01:51] But again Gabriel appeared to her

[00:01:55] And this is what he said

[00:01:57] You can suck all the dick you want

[00:02:00] And still be a Virgin Mary

[00:02:03] You can suck all the dick you want

[00:02:05] Everyone in the nation

[00:02:08] Fellatio ain't no sin

[00:02:11] So go and blow those three wise men

[00:02:13] And you'll still be a virgin

[00:02:15] 'Cause there ain't no penetration

[00:02:18] You can suck all the dick you want

[00:02:21] And still be a Virgin Mary

[00:02:24] The donkey or the ox and the lamb

[00:02:26] And even the little drummer boy

[00:02:29] Folks will remember your name quick

[00:02:32] They'll say Damn

[00:02:33] That bitch can suck a dick

[00:02:35] 'Cause sucking dick

[00:02:36] Brings peace on earth and joy

[00:02:40] 'Cause sucking dick

[00:02:43] Brings peace on earth and joy

[00:02:49] Mary you can suck my dick