《水浒全传215集》歌词

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[00:00:03] 卢俊义被李逵截住了

[00:00:07] 当然了

[00:00:08] 这李逵是奉命行事啊

[00:00:12] 李逵是有什么说什么

[00:00:15] 把以往地经过简单地一说

[00:00:18] 卢俊义这才知道上了当

[00:00:21] 可这伙儿就撞到脑门子上来了

[00:00:25] 手颤大枪跟李逵要玩命

[00:00:29] 李逵咧着大嘴叉一笑我怎么了

[00:00:33] 头儿

[00:00:35] 我们没有歹意啊

[00:00:37] 让你上梁山坐头把

[00:00:39] 金交椅这是给你亏吃吗

[00:00:43] 你怎么给脸不要脸呢

[00:00:46] 真闹翻了

[00:00:47] 我李奎这对斧子也不是吃素的

[00:00:55] 两个人就交了守了

[00:00:58] 行家伸伸手便知有没有李逵多猛啊

[00:01:04] 这对双斧是上下翻飞

[00:01:08] 两个人打了五六个回合

[00:01:11] 李逵一想

[00:01:12] 哎

[00:01:12] 别由着性子

[00:01:14] 军师交代的清楚

[00:01:16] 点到为止

[00:01:18] 别往下打了

[00:01:20] 想到这虚幻的衣服是抽身

[00:01:24] 便走

[00:01:25] 跟手下的喽罗说

[00:01:27] 孩儿们撤

[00:01:33] 撤入树林

[00:01:36] 卢俊义气的在后头

[00:01:38] 颤抢就追黑鬼拉里走

[00:01:46] 等追进树林儿

[00:01:47] 再找李逵踪迹不见

[00:01:51] 那原始森林一望无际啊

[00:01:54] 要说几百人儿到这里头就淹没了卢俊义蒙灯转向上哪儿找去

[00:02:02] 正在疑惑之间

[00:02:04] 就听身后有人笑了一声

[00:02:07] He he he 卢员外筛下等候多时了啊

[00:02:17] 卢员外转回身一看

[00:02:19] 后边站着个高大的和尚

[00:02:23] 这身肉啊

[00:02:24] 上秤称一称没300斤也差不多少

[00:02:29] 手里擎着特大号的方便连环掌

[00:02:34] 长得是扩口咧

[00:02:36] 腮浓眉剧目

[00:02:40] 他看了半天不认识

[00:02:42] 用大抢一点

[00:02:45] 爷爷和上你是何人

[00:02:48] 嘿嘿

[00:02:49] 我呀

[00:02:50] 水泊梁山的头领啊

[00:02:53] 江湖人称花和尚鲁智深

[00:02:59] 哦

[00:03:01] 卢俊义心里一翻个

[00:03:03] 而这就是大名鼎鼎的花和尚鲁智深呢

[00:03:07] 听说过

[00:03:09] 想当初

[00:03:10] 在京城大相国寺倒拔垂杨柳

[00:03:14] 这人名震天下哦

[00:03:17] 今儿个再次相遇了

[00:03:20] 卢俊义、心说这些了不起的人物怎么都到梁山当了贼了呢

[00:03:28] 这个节骨眼儿没工夫瞎想了

[00:03:31] 卢俊义点了点头

[00:03:33] 鲁智深

[00:03:34] 你要干什么

[00:03:36] 袁伟爷

[00:03:37] 我没有别的意思

[00:03:39] 奉命来接您上山入伙儿

[00:03:43] 让你坐头

[00:03:44] 把金交椅给我们当个头领

[00:03:48] 领着我们

[00:03:49] 大伙儿替天行道

[00:03:51] 除暴安良

[00:03:54] 缘分也别客气了

[00:03:56] 随筛加进山吧

[00:03:58] 嘿

[00:03:59] 想得到美

[00:04:01] 我姓卢地何等人物

[00:04:04] 岂能鱼饵等V 5 NA 名为招枪就是一枪

[00:04:11] H 型啊

[00:04:14] 敬酒不吃

[00:04:15] 想吃罚酒

[00:04:16] 那么筛家就陪你走上几趟大屁股

[00:04:25] 二人也打造了五六个回合

[00:04:29] 卢俊义啊

[00:04:30] 这么一看就知道这个鲁智深功底儿深厚

[00:04:36] 这条大铲呼呼刮风

[00:04:39] 两地一晃少说得800斤的力量

[00:04:43] 真得留神注意

[00:04:45] 但是鲁智深呢

[00:04:46] 授命而来

[00:04:48] 点到为止

[00:04:50] 打了几个回合

[00:04:52] 虚晃一阐释

[00:04:53] 抽身便走

[00:04:56] 原美耶

[00:04:57] 我不陪着喽

[00:04:59] 再见喽

[00:05:03] 拿命来

[00:05:06] 卢俊义撒娇就追

[00:05:08] 追了一程

[00:05:09] 找不着人儿了

[00:05:11] 把卢俊义气得脸都青了啊

[00:05:17] 有功夫打呀

[00:05:19] 有本事挺住啊

[00:05:21] 吵什么呢这不斗气么

[00:05:24] 哎

[00:05:25] 刚要转身往回走

[00:05:27] 就见术后蹭蹭又传出俩人来

[00:05:32] 袁文爷请留步

[00:05:35] 我二人奉军师之命前来

[00:05:38] 请你原委

[00:05:39] 耶

[00:05:40] 我等这厢有礼了

[00:05:43] 卢俊义看又来俩喝

[00:05:46] 一瞅这俩人儿跟一对双磅差不多少

[00:05:50] 长得太相似

[00:05:52] 年轻人都是鼓鼻梁

[00:05:54] 大嘴叉系没冷最特殊的

[00:05:58] 身上穿的是虎皮衣服

[00:06:01] 虎皮的帽子

[00:06:03] 虎皮的围裙

[00:06:04] 虎皮的坎肩儿

[00:06:05] 美人掌中是一条劣差呀

[00:06:10] 你们也是梁山的草寇说的别那么难听

[00:06:15] 袁伟爷

[00:06:16] 我叫谢珍

[00:06:18] 他是我兄弟

[00:06:19] 谢保

[00:06:21] 我们哥俩奉命来接您

[00:06:24] 请原理耶

[00:06:25] 进山胡说八道

[00:06:27] 拿命来

[00:06:30] 解珍解宝

[00:06:31] 双站炉均达到了不到十个回合

[00:06:36] 二人是抽身便走

[00:06:40] 把卢俊义还气他

[00:06:42] 听说我不打了

[00:06:44] 他没安好心

[00:06:46] 这叫车轮战术

[00:06:47] 非把我累趴下不可

[00:06:50] 没事儿逗咳嗽

[00:06:52] 我回去看看吧

[00:06:54] 自己手下还好

[00:06:55] 几十号人呢

[00:06:57] 还有十辆派平车拉着那么多货物呢

[00:07:00] 她转身刚要往回走

[00:07:02] 树顶上肉蹦下一杯来

[00:07:06] 说话是小尖声

[00:07:11] 原来也留不塞下来也

[00:07:16] 卢俊义回头一看这

[00:07:18] 这是个怪物

[00:07:19] He 长得跟呢

[00:07:21] 干巴鸡差不多少

[00:07:23] 头上戴着马尾过凉透丰筋

[00:07:26] 鬓角斜插绒球

[00:07:28] 周身上下一身轻

[00:07:31] 全副的戎装手中使着一把小片儿刀

[00:07:35] 长得是尖嘴猴腮

[00:07:38] 俩小圆眼镜儿

[00:07:40] 刘源赞量你是何人哈哈

[00:07:44] 水泊梁山吧

[00:07:46] 将鼓上蚤时迁儿

[00:07:49] 嘿嘿

[00:07:51] 原文耶

[00:07:52] 我蹦头领he 军师所差前来迎接远外

[00:07:57] 走吧跟我进山吧

[00:08:00] 少说废话

[00:08:02] 你们同出于折遭枪击

[00:08:06] 这怎么回事儿啊

[00:08:08] 哎

[00:08:09] 我没说什么错话

[00:08:11] 怎么圆也翻了脸了哈

[00:08:13] 累

[00:08:14] 敬酒不吃

[00:08:15] 想吃罚酒休走

[00:08:19] 或者十千难对付你

[00:08:21] 别看个小上衣

[00:08:24] 那个小灵巧往上一蹦一丈多高

[00:08:28] 往下一落

[00:08:29] 声息皆无

[00:08:31] 身形使滴溜溜来回乱转呢

[00:08:34] 你真不留神

[00:08:35] 叫小片儿

[00:08:36] 刀就给捅上

[00:08:38] 卢俊义还真加了谨慎

[00:08:40] 超强超强超强

[00:08:42] 招招打着打着就见古上蚤时迁飞

[00:08:47] 身形跳出圈外一扬手切撒倒

[00:08:52] 卢俊义吓了一跳

[00:08:54] 莫非此人会答案器就见黑乎乎一物扑面而来

[00:09:00] 卢俊义把脸一甩

[00:09:02] 哎

[00:09:03] 刷东西过去了

[00:09:05] 什么宝贝

[00:09:07] 我不用的一只破鞋

[00:09:10] 哎呦

[00:09:11] 小子

[00:09:11] 你损透了啊

[00:09:13] 招法宝又是什么法宝

[00:09:15] 又是一只鞋

[00:09:17] 好啊拿命来

[00:09:20] 卢俊义馨说话

[00:09:22] 这水泊梁山都什么玩意儿

[00:09:24] 这是这

[00:09:25] 这这是个什么货色

[00:09:27] 这不斗气

[00:09:29] 赛后的是紧追不舍

[00:09:32] 这时

[00:09:33] 天儿有异性要跑

[00:09:36] 远了也就算了

[00:09:38] 离着他不远不近

[00:09:40] 老保持一段距离

[00:09:42] 抓还抓不着

[00:09:44] 撵还撵不上他

[00:09:45] 你说这不斗气么

[00:09:47] 这时前围着树揉揉揉来回转

[00:09:50] A 原委

[00:09:51] 有种你把我抓住

[00:09:54] 恐怕你没那个能耐

[00:09:56] 来来来

[00:09:56] 你抓呀

[00:09:57] 拿命来

[00:09:59] 不给你哪里走有地方走

[00:10:03] 嘿嘿

[00:10:04] 你敢追吗

[00:10:05] 你要追

[00:10:06] 算你有本事

[00:10:08] 这卢俊义可真急了呀

[00:10:11] 喝着冰在后头追她时

[00:10:14] 前一看差不多了

[00:10:15] 一个劲儿往东南方向就跑

[00:10:18] 卢俊义这一口气儿也不知追出来有多远在找十七二十踪迹不见

[00:10:26] 哎呀

[00:10:26] 他看了看这树林

[00:10:28] 无边无沿

[00:10:30] 就是自己孤身一人

[00:10:33] 卢俊义也有点累了

[00:10:35] 行的话我压回去了

[00:10:37] 不追了

[00:10:38] 也不打了

[00:10:40] 他心里正在胡思乱想之际

[00:10:43] 就听头顶上鼓乐喧天

[00:10:48] 又吹喇叭又敲鼓

[00:10:50] 大罗慌慌地想人喊马嘶之声

[00:10:55] 卢员外赶紧仰面观看

[00:10:59] 这才看清

[00:11:01] 离着自己不远

[00:11:02] 是一座山

[00:11:04] 这山是陡壁悬崖

[00:11:06] 高有数丈

[00:11:08] 山头上旌旗飘摆

[00:11:11] 有一伙人在山头上站着呢

[00:11:15] 为守正

[00:11:16] 中央有一个人头戴扎巾

[00:11:19] 身穿红袍

[00:11:22] 一宿丝带黑灿灿的面皮

[00:11:26] 三绺黑湖后面打着取吧

[00:11:29] 红伞他在上垂手站定

[00:11:33] 一人瞅了半天

[00:11:35] 挺眼熟哦

[00:11:36] 想起来了

[00:11:38] 算卦的那个自称叫张用的人

[00:11:42] 就他给我算的卦

[00:11:44] 谁呀

[00:11:45] 智多星吴用下垂

[00:11:48] 手入云龙公孙胜

[00:11:51] 还有一人就是神射手小李广花荣后边都是抑菌吹吹打打的

[00:12:01] 就见唔用低着头用羽扇遗址

[00:12:06] 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:12:10] 员外爷还认识

[00:12:12] 小到否扒了皮认识你的骨头

[00:12:17] 郝员外爷阿

[00:12:21] 休怪贫道

[00:12:23] 我们没有歹意啊

[00:12:25] 前三我赶奔北京大名府以算卦维明结识了员外

[00:12:33] 我们想方设法想请袁伟爷上山入伙

[00:12:39] 看见没

[00:12:40] 这是我家宋头领呼保义宋江愿意把金交椅让你为尊园

[00:12:49] 哎呀

[00:12:50] 不要执拗啦

[00:12:52] 能否答应我们的要求啊啊呸

[00:12:57] 这么说你是无用了

[00:12:59] 对一点儿都不假

[00:13:01] 狗强人想瞎了你们的心呢

[00:13:07] 我卢俊义是响当当地男儿汉

[00:13:11] 我家是家趁人值啊

[00:13:14] 我能加入斐累吗

[00:13:17] 你们简直是痴心妄想

[00:13:20] 有种的下山跟某决一死战

[00:13:25] 大家怎么劝卢俊义也不听

[00:13:28] 就在这时

[00:13:30] 小李广花荣站到前面来

[00:13:33] 用手一指

[00:13:34] 卢俊义

[00:13:36] 我姓卢的

[00:13:38] 你别觉着你了不起

[00:13:40] 你现在深入虎口插翅难飞你信吗

[00:13:46] 并非我们收拾不了你

[00:13:49] 由于对你的尊敬爱惜

[00:13:52] 你是个人才

[00:13:53] 所以没加伤害

[00:13:55] 今天我教你知道

[00:13:57] 知道梁山不是好对付的

[00:14:01] 招我的神界大胜华如手急眼快

[00:14:06] 说着说着一只箭就射下来了

[00:14:09] 卢俊义赶紧把头一歪

[00:14:12] 躲得稍微慢一点儿

[00:14:14] 见来的太快了

[00:14:16] 啪的一下

[00:14:17] 卢俊义吓的一闭眼就翻了

[00:14:21] 就觉着头顶上动了一下

[00:14:23] 怎么回事儿

[00:14:25] 原来卢俊义也戴着顶帽子

[00:14:28] 下边儿呢

[00:14:29] 记着戴帽子吊不了顶上有一朵红晶是点缀品

[00:14:35] 那戴着好看

[00:14:37] 风一吹一飘

[00:14:38] 向烈火Miao 差不多

[00:14:41] 这一件把那红将给射飞了

[00:14:45] 所以头上动了这么一下

[00:14:48] 这是花容啊

[00:14:49] 显露手头儿

[00:14:51] 稍微1 YY

[00:14:53] 我就穿你个头

[00:14:54] 唐叫你看看神射手怎么样

[00:15:00] 卢俊义是行家里手

[00:15:02] 何尝不知吓一身冷汗

[00:15:05] 知道对方给自己留了情了

[00:15:09] 可是迟类之间再抬头观看

[00:15:12] 山头上的人截然不见

[00:15:16] 全走了

[00:15:18] 卢俊义

[00:15:18] 心说算了

[00:15:20] 别跟他们斗气了

[00:15:23] 知道水泊梁山的人不好对付

[00:15:25] 赶紧打道回衙办我的事儿去

[00:15:30] 想到这儿抽身

[00:15:32] 他往回找

[00:15:34] 左找右找左找右找

[00:15:36] 费了九牛二虎的劲

[00:15:38] 找到原来那地儿的事

[00:15:40] 这是这一点没错

[00:15:43] 但是自己带的那伙人

[00:15:45] 十辆太平车踪影皆无

[00:15:51] 哎哟

[00:15:52] 坏了

[00:15:53] 我上当了

[00:15:55] 光顾跟他们怄气了

[00:15:57] 我这会儿人叫人家劫持了

[00:16:00] 肯定是这么回事儿

[00:16:02] 想到这儿心如火烧啊

[00:16:05] 看对面有一座山岗

[00:16:07] 快步无非蹬到高坡之处

[00:16:10] 手打凉棚

[00:16:11] 四外察看

[00:16:13] 东看西看

[00:16:15] 看着看着发现了

[00:16:18] 就在脚下不远的地方

[00:16:20] 一条山路曲曲弯弯

[00:16:23] 那出现了一伙人

[00:16:25] 前面也是人

[00:16:26] 后边也是人

[00:16:27] 中间也是人

[00:16:29] 中间的人就是自己的人

[00:16:32] 虽然分不清张三李四一看都拿绳拴着一串儿一串儿的十辆太平车

[00:16:40] 有人推着正往东南方向走

[00:16:45] 卢俊义一看

[00:16:46] 眼睛都红了

[00:16:48] 哎哟

[00:16:49] 真叫我猜中了

[00:16:52] 我能把这帮人丢了

[00:16:53] 不管吗

[00:16:54] 说什么我也得把他们强夺回来

[00:16:58] 卢俊义想到这儿下了山钢

[00:17:01] 顺着东南方向就追啊喝了

[00:17:04] 死命给他追

[00:17:06] 上哪儿追去

[00:17:08] 在找人踪迹不见了

[00:17:10] 正在卢俊义着急的时候

[00:17:13] 左右两翼出来

[00:17:15] 两支人马上垂手艺人手使双鞭自称双鞭将胡言硕下垂

[00:17:24] 守艺人守矢

[00:17:26] 冰冰狼牙棒自称霹雷火

[00:17:29] 秦明拿命来啊

[00:17:36] 把卢俊义给包围了

[00:17:39] 到了现在

[00:17:40] 卢俊义不说是精疲力尽

[00:17:43] 也差不多少了

[00:17:44] 面对强敌

[00:17:46] 哪能支撑得住啊

[00:17:48] 勉勉强强打了二十来个回合

[00:17:53] 实在不行

[00:17:54] 这是超神

[00:17:55] 便跑这帮人追了一程

[00:17:59] 不追了

[00:18:01] 卢俊义转过山还去

[00:18:03] 一口气儿

[00:18:04] 出去有十里地啊

[00:18:06] 最后累的宅宅晃晃一屁股坐到树下

[00:18:11] 啊啊啊啊

[00:18:14] 完了完了

[00:18:17] 一切一切全完了嘿

[00:18:22] 栽的这个跟头

[00:18:24] 那个报啊

[00:18:25] 哎喂

[00:18:27] 哎呦

[00:18:27] 我长这么大没受过这种窝囊气叫人给调理哭了啊

[00:18:35] 宋江啊

[00:18:37] 吴用某跟你们玩不了

[00:18:42] 可是干生气干着急没有用啊

[00:18:48] 他冷静冷静一看这天那块黑了

[00:18:52] 这地儿从来没来过晃野深山原始森林呢

[00:18:58] 这怎么办呢

[00:19:00] 我得找一个地方安身呢

[00:19:02] 讨口水喝

[00:19:04] 然后再想对策

[00:19:06] 实在不行回大名府

[00:19:08] 我搬兵去

[00:19:11] 就是这个主意

[00:19:13] 他站起身来

[00:19:15] 冒着忙瞎走吧

[00:19:18] 可以说

[00:19:18] 连北都找不着了

[00:19:20] 走着走着发现对面是水塘

[00:19:24] 芦苇都一房多高哟

[00:19:27] 走到水边来了

[00:19:29] 这是什么地方

[00:19:31] 他又往前仗着

[00:19:32] 胆子走了一程

[00:19:34] 发现水里面当飘飘飘荡荡来

[00:19:38] 只小船就一个人在这摆着传

[00:19:49] 卢俊义眼前一亮

[00:19:51] 使传递大哥我要问的话

[00:19:56] 那个人把船只一打横

[00:20:00] 我说你有什么事啊

[00:20:02] 请问贵宝地叫什么名啊

[00:20:06] 啊

[00:20:07] 我们这属泰安神州管辖呀

[00:20:11] 哦

[00:20:13] 离水泊梁山多远远着喝了

[00:20:17] 至少得有30里哦

[00:20:20] 卢俊义一听

[00:20:21] 放心

[00:20:23] 我算走出贼圈来了

[00:20:26] 大哥

[00:20:27] 对面归哪里管辖

[00:20:30] 能否把我渡过对岸哦

[00:20:34] 对面是上元县呢

[00:20:36] A

[00:20:37] 卢俊义听道上缘见就行了

[00:20:42] 呢有县衙吗

[00:20:44] 走到哪儿我都不怕了

[00:20:46] 既然这样

[00:20:47] 使船的大哥能否把我渡过去

[00:20:50] 哎呀

[00:20:52] 你说你一个人儿

[00:20:53] 我度你

[00:20:54] 你得多花点钱没关系

[00:20:57] 我不怕花钱好嘞

[00:21:00] 稍后片刻来喽

[00:21:07] 卢俊义看船到了跟前儿了蹭一纵身上了小船类地往船上一坐

[00:21:15] 手里戳着抢扶持扶持之船

[00:21:19] 这船之一掉头而荡飘飘飘荡荡走入核心

[00:21:26] 突然间

[00:21:26] 这使传的不摆船了

[00:21:29] 抱着肩膀冲着卢俊义

[00:21:32] 嘿嘿

[00:21:32] 直笑

[00:21:33] 吓得卢俊义几名勾冒凉气儿

[00:21:37] 我穿

[00:21:38] 大哥

[00:21:39] 你瞅着我笑什么

[00:21:41] 嘿嘿

[00:21:42] 如果我没猜错

[00:21:44] 您是河北大名府的卢员外吧

[00:21:49] 一点儿不假

[00:21:51] 我路远为您

[00:21:53] 这何苦的呢

[00:21:55] 您说您跟水泊梁山的人较什么劲儿

[00:21:59] 人家一片的好心请你上山入伙

[00:22:03] 一起替天行道

[00:22:05] 除暴安良啊

[00:22:07] 拿你当别人大菜呢

[00:22:10] 您说是不是哟

[00:22:12] 哎呀

[00:22:13] 你哪儿都别去了

[00:22:14] 跟着我上梁山得了你也是贼

[00:22:19] 你说对了

[00:22:20] 我叫混江龙

[00:22:22] 李俊水泊梁山的水军头领小子

[00:22:27] 你招抢a

[00:22:30] 别玩真格的啊

[00:22:32] 袁伟要玩儿真格的

[00:22:34] 我可请你喝点儿汤啊

[00:22:39] 李军一个猛子跳进水中

[00:22:42] 卢俊义也是

[00:22:44] 哪儿都好

[00:22:45] 不会水

[00:22:46] 这船只刷刷刷这一转

[00:22:49] 个把卢俊义给急的

[00:22:51] 这可如何是好

[00:22:53] 不如不上贼船呢

[00:22:55] 这

[00:22:55] 这

[00:22:56] 这可真应了那句话

[00:22:57] 上了贼船

[00:22:58] 下不去了

[00:23:00] 他正在着急的时候

[00:23:02] 李俊把脑袋露出来了

[00:23:04] 哎

[00:23:04] 原文耶

[00:23:05] 客气什么水里的蓝布

[00:23:08] 他是把船给周帆