《栾蒲包与丰泽园063集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 书接前文

[00:00:05] 蒋介石在自己的官邸

[00:00:09] 夜深

[00:00:10] 栾蒲包

[00:00:12] 其实啊

[00:00:13] 这是一场误会

[00:00:14] 天大的笑容

[00:00:17] 有那事儿吗

[00:00:18] 唉

[00:00:18] 您别忘了

[00:00:20] 天下之大

[00:00:22] 无奇不有

[00:00:24] 只有想不到的事儿

[00:00:26] 没有做不到的事儿

[00:00:28] 这事儿你还别太大

[00:00:31] 但是蒋介石的谈话之中

[00:00:34] 偷眼观看

[00:00:36] 发现这个陈里平不像是共产党人

[00:00:40] 嗯

[00:00:42] 怎么说话那么粗俗

[00:00:45] 眉眼之间

[00:00:47] 满脸的媚态

[00:00:50] 我跟共产党人的要员打过交道

[00:00:53] 那些人不卑不亢

[00:00:56] 可了不得很难对付寸步不让

[00:01:00] 怎么这个陈里平是个孬种

[00:01:05] 好像是景帝人物

[00:01:07] 不像有身份的人

[00:01:09] 他就有点怀疑了

[00:01:11] 但这话又说不出

[00:01:13] 最后都说了

[00:01:16] 这样吧

[00:01:18] 我看李廷先生既然来了

[00:01:21] 就在我这里住上几天吧

[00:01:24] 好好考虑考虑

[00:01:26] 第一

[00:01:27] 你要考虑的是骂你们为什么要创办左翼作家联盟

[00:01:34] 是什么思想支持你们

[00:01:38] 建立什么左翼戏剧家联盟

[00:01:40] 哎

[00:01:41] 什么南国社这个社

[00:01:44] 那个社

[00:01:45] 我所知你都参与了

[00:01:47] 为什么要这么改

[00:01:50] 你们一共有多少人

[00:01:52] 这些人住在什么地方

[00:01:54] 哎

[00:01:55] 你不要顾虑

[00:01:57] 交朋友骂我要请客唛

[00:02:00] 好好考虑

[00:02:02] 给你准备笔

[00:02:04] 准备纸

[00:02:06] 把他给我写出来好吗

[00:02:11] 软包一听明白了

[00:02:14] 他拿我呀

[00:02:15] 真认错人

[00:02:17] 那我就当陈丽萍了

[00:02:18] 我知道个屁呀

[00:02:19] 我你说那话我都不懂

[00:02:23] 干脆走了出来

[00:02:25] 不早了

[00:02:26] 出来也得露馅儿

[00:02:27] 实话实说吧

[00:02:31] 主席

[00:02:33] 说了半天

[00:02:34] 您说那些事儿

[00:02:35] 我都不懂啊

[00:02:37] 您知道我是谁

[00:02:39] 我是福山县那个小丽吧

[00:02:42] 我我到北京闯天下

[00:02:44] 我我蹭大勺刷锅洗碗

[00:02:49] 后来当了个小苦力

[00:02:52] 给人家当个小学徒

[00:02:54] 再后来做了钱

[00:02:55] 堂弟经理

[00:02:57] 现在我混得不错

[00:02:58] 又开了一座丰泽园饭馆

[00:03:02] 充其量我是那饭馆的经理

[00:03:05] 您说的右左右右了

[00:03:07] 我都不懂啊

[00:03:09] 我写啥呀

[00:03:11] 嗯

[00:03:14] 你说啥

[00:03:16] 哇

[00:03:17] 我说的都是实话

[00:03:19] 主席是不是你们搞错了

[00:03:21] 我姓栾娜

[00:03:23] 我的绰号叫栾蒲包

[00:03:26] 我的学名叫峦

[00:03:29] 里皮

[00:03:30] 又叫栾学堂

[00:03:32] 你是不是整混了

[00:03:34] 哎呀

[00:03:39] 蒋介石那点儿啥就变

[00:03:42] 有多大人

[00:03:44] 哎呀

[00:03:44] 这这

[00:03:44] 这

[00:03:45] 这是那

[00:03:45] 底下这情报怎么搞的这是

[00:03:48] 还有可怕的气坏了

[00:03:51] 把调查科长给我叫来

[00:03:54] 调查科科长等

[00:03:56] 这科长一出现在面前

[00:03:59] 软膜膏在惊恐之余

[00:04:01] 好像没了

[00:04:04] 为什么一瞅这调查科长的个儿不高

[00:04:08] 就这么高

[00:04:09] 呼啦一下就这么丑

[00:04:11] 又粗又宽呢

[00:04:14] 就好像个大皮球

[00:04:15] 轱辘进来上秤称一称

[00:04:19] 也得260 斤

[00:04:21] 就这位

[00:04:23] 一听蒋主席叫的汉子

[00:04:25] 先出来小跑来到这儿啊

[00:04:29] 主席

[00:04:31] 蒋介石二话没说就俩嘴巴

[00:04:37] 呢肥脸蛋子上顿时

[00:04:40] 起了两个巴掌印

[00:04:45] 咋搞的我撤你的职

[00:04:50] 一甩袖子

[00:04:51] 将就转身走了

[00:04:53] 怎么处置栾蒲包他也没说

[00:04:57] **的傻了

[00:04:58] 在那站着问

[00:05:01] 都这个劲儿

[00:05:03] 正这时

[00:05:04] 内求

[00:05:05] 什么时候滚走的他也不知道

[00:05:07] 他都没看见

[00:05:09] 就觉着肩膀上几只大手印啊

[00:05:13] 啊

[00:05:16] 呃

[00:05:16] 呃

[00:05:17] 他一开始抓他们几个人

[00:05:20] 哎

[00:05:20] 这回看清了

[00:05:21] 其中有个麻子脸浅麻子

[00:05:24] 离得远看不清

[00:05:26] 个儿高

[00:05:27] 身材笔挺

[00:05:29] 你真比如

[00:05:30] 这块儿用的人呢

[00:05:32] 个头儿参厅长的

[00:05:35] 都是一流的

[00:05:36] 周身上下一身黑啊

[00:05:40] 四个人

[00:05:41] 把它拎到门厅去了

[00:05:44] 到这儿

[00:05:46] 栾学堂扑通就跪下了

[00:05:48] 饶命啊饶命啊

[00:05:51] 我的确刚才说的是真话

[00:05:53] 我是开饭馆的

[00:05:55] 是不是一场误会行行行

[00:06:00] 哎呀

[00:06:01] 真有意思啊

[00:06:02] 弄错啦

[00:06:03] 呵呵

[00:06:06] 你真是个替罪羊啊

[00:06:07] 我跟你说啊

[00:06:09] 要不是过节

[00:06:11] 主席心里要不是痛快

[00:06:15] 你活得了吗

[00:06:16] 嗯

[00:06:18] 你还出的去吗

[00:06:20] 你打听打听到这儿来的人有几个出去的

[00:06:26] 你是不幸之中的万幸

[00:06:29] 鲁西交代了

[00:06:30] 把你放了

[00:06:31] 你就算捡了个天大的便宜

[00:06:33] 哎哟

[00:06:34] 我谢谢姐妹

[00:06:35] 我谢谢主席

[00:06:36] 我谢谢诸位

[00:06:38] 记住

[00:06:40] 今天晚上发生的事儿

[00:06:43] 你什么都不知道

[00:06:46] 见过主席的事儿

[00:06:48] 你一概不知

[00:06:50] 不准跟任何人讲

[00:06:52] 你明白我肯定不讲

[00:06:55] 我守口如瓶

[00:06:57] 吓死我也不敢说

[00:06:59] 一旦你要张扬出去

[00:07:02] 把今天晚上的事儿

[00:07:04] 说出去

[00:07:06] 还能把你抓住

[00:07:08] 在抓住可不像今天这样

[00:07:11] 教你四句实话

[00:07:13] 你不来啊

[00:07:14] 我明白

[00:07:15] 我肯定不讲

[00:07:17] 喂

[00:07:20] 给我滚软布包

[00:07:23] 不知道迈哪条腿了

[00:07:25] 后边还有个刀条子脸当当

[00:07:28] 您说

[00:07:30] 你叫什么名

[00:07:32] 我叫栾蒲包

[00:07:34] 记得好记栾蒲包

[00:07:38] 你说你是什么饭馆

[00:07:41] 丰泽园饭馆的经理内买卖是我开的

[00:07:45] 不过我没钱

[00:07:46] 是旁人资助我的

[00:07:49] 听说你们那个饭馆子做东西做的不错

[00:07:53] 哎呀

[00:07:54] 可好了

[00:07:55] 如果你有闲在的功夫请到我们丰泽园

[00:07:59] 我一定背起一桌丰盛的酒宴

[00:08:02] 让你好好品尝品尝鲁菜地滋味

[00:08:07] 行啊

[00:08:08] 过两天我们还真放假

[00:08:11] 哥几个怎么样

[00:08:12] 到丰泽园溜达溜达可以

[00:08:16] 我没想到那蹭酒喝去啊

[00:08:18] 到时候好生款待

[00:08:20] 听没听见

[00:08:21] 一定一定

[00:08:22] 我恭候大家恭候大家走吧

[00:08:28] 在这儿不那么严肃

[00:08:30] 把他送出大门

[00:08:32] 叫他走

[00:08:32] 等他出来啊

[00:08:34] 一看这天似亮似不亮了

[00:08:36] 揉揉眼睛

[00:08:37] 这啥地方

[00:08:40] 哦

[00:08:42] 呀

[00:08:43] 这趟街我认得

[00:08:45] 我还没短来

[00:08:47] 不过一走一步

[00:08:49] 这不是圆恩寺对员N 4 节

[00:08:55] 看看门牌

[00:08:57] 刚才离开浙大院圆恩寺街七号

[00:09:03] 蒋介石在北平的观礼

[00:09:06] 每次办事都住在这儿

[00:09:09] 他脑子印象极深

[00:09:12] 走了一会儿一琢磨

[00:09:13] 别回家了

[00:09:15] 雅丽肯定没在家

[00:09:18] 家里闹翻天了

[00:09:20] 肯定上姚先生那儿去

[00:09:22] 想法儿就过去了

[00:09:24] 干脆五辆车直接被姚先生讲

[00:09:28] 哎

[00:09:28] 他真猜对了

[00:09:30] 雇车到这推门

[00:09:32] 一进来往客厅一看

[00:09:34] 关雅丽果然在这里哭的跟泪人一样

[00:09:38] 眼睛都肿了

[00:09:40] 一首姚老板

[00:09:43] 还穿着睡衣呢

[00:09:44] 都没来得及换装

[00:09:45] 都亡了

[00:09:47] 可两个人一看是栾蒲包

[00:09:50] 忽悠就站起来啊

[00:09:53] 血糖你回来了

[00:09:55] 我回来了

[00:09:56] 快说说怎么回事儿

[00:10:01] 哎

[00:10:02] 做了一场梦啊

[00:10:05] 听我道来时这么这么这么这么回事儿是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:10:11] 选个保密啊

[00:10:13] 人家说了

[00:10:15] 我要走漏消息

[00:10:17] 让我粉身碎骨

[00:10:20] 哎呀

[00:10:22] 真是天大的误会

[00:10:23] 笑话笑话滑天下之大稽

[00:10:27] 世界上还有这种事儿

[00:10:29] 嗨血糖啊

[00:10:32] 你这回也开了眼了

[00:10:34] 我想见

[00:10:36] 蒋介石恐怕都难哎

[00:10:39] 他还能请你喝酒

[00:10:41] 你这福气不小啊你

[00:10:42] 哎

[00:10:43] 看来丰泽园还得发家呀

[00:10:47] 你还得挣大钱呢

[00:10:50] 但愿如此吧

[00:10:51] 关雅丽一开始绷着脸听听到后来滑稽可笑他了

[00:10:57] 最后

[00:10:58] 乐得腰都直不起来了

[00:10:59] 哎

[00:11:01] 姚德胜说

[00:11:02] 记住

[00:11:04] 刚才你说的不假

[00:11:05] 发生这个事儿绝对不单纯

[00:11:09] 蒋介石是极好面子的人

[00:11:11] 呃

[00:11:11] 丢人现眼

[00:11:12] 这是一大失误啊

[00:11:14] 哎

[00:11:14] 叫人家给耍了

[00:11:16] 一旦传扬出去的恼羞成怒

[00:11:19] 还有你好果子吃吗

[00:11:21] 我知道我肯定不熟

[00:11:23] 太累了

[00:11:25] 一场虚惊

[00:11:26] 栾蒲包带着媳妇儿回到13 号自己的家里的道家的蒙头大睡

[00:11:33] 后怕呀

[00:11:35] 一闭眼睛做恶梦

[00:11:37] 刚睡着了

[00:11:38] 又醒了

[00:11:40] 冠雅丽在旁边服侍他

[00:11:43] 一摸脑袋发烧

[00:11:45] 有病了

[00:11:46] 请了大夫资

[00:11:48] 扎两针好多了

[00:11:51] 歇了一天

[00:11:52] 到了18

[00:11:54] 这一天

[00:11:54] 他上班了

[00:11:56] 来15 搞的宴会

[00:11:58] 到18 这边

[00:11:59] 一切都过去了

[00:12:01] 推进来

[00:12:03] 哥们儿

[00:12:04] 一看你可来了

[00:12:07] 怎么了

[00:12:07] 出什么事了

[00:12:08] 听说你病了

[00:12:10] 病了

[00:12:11] 浑身发烧

[00:12:12] 可能是15 那天累着了

[00:12:15] 要不就是有点感冒

[00:12:17] 刚说的这

[00:12:20] 徐荣海说话

[00:12:22] 老爸

[00:12:24] 听说你

[00:12:27] 叫蒋介石给抓起来

[00:12:29] 蒋介石还亲自什么了你

[00:12:33] 听说还请你喝白兰地

[00:12:35] 哼

[00:12:36] 又坏了

[00:12:37] 坏了

[00:12:38] 坏了

[00:12:38] 坏了

[00:12:40] 王波吧

[00:12:41] 新手出轨勒

[00:12:43] 我肯定没说

[00:12:45] 我刚来

[00:12:47] 他们怎么知道的

[00:12:49] 哎哟

[00:12:49] 谁替我张扬的

[00:12:51] 这要传到蒋介石耳朵里

[00:12:53] 我肯定活不了了呢

[00:12:55] 脸沙就变了

[00:12:57] 大哥别开玩笑

[00:12:58] 没有的事儿

[00:13:00] 您说的什么我都不懂

[00:13:02] 怎么了

[00:13:03] 你无缘无故怎么说这个

[00:13:05] 老爸

[00:13:06] 你还不知道

[00:13:08] 你这两天没来出事儿

[00:13:11] 呃

[00:13:11] 什么事儿high

[00:13:13] 新丰楼那热闹大了

[00:13:16] 说这话是昨天

[00:13:18] 上午十点左右

[00:13:20] 我们想去看你去

[00:13:22] 正在这时候

[00:13:24] 在咱们门前

[00:13:25] 过去一帮人有20 多号

[00:13:27] 瞅那些人歪戴帽子斜瞪眼

[00:13:30] 就不是好饼

[00:13:31] 没进咱们丰泽园儿进了新丰楼了

[00:13:35] 又待了一会儿

[00:13:36] 有人传过话来了

[00:13:38] 说这帮人见人就打

[00:13:40] 见东西就砸

[00:13:42] 把心封楼给砸了个烂七八糟

[00:13:47] 到现在买卖都没开张呢

[00:13:50] 听说把王恩浦还内流坏水儿

[00:13:54] 造的都不成人形了

[00:13:56] 拉了一裤子

[00:14:00] 还听说这帮人嘴里说啊

[00:14:02] 你耍谁

[00:14:04] 耍蒋主席哎

[00:14:06] 你整一个什么什么什么玩意儿的栾蒲包结果他说是什么啊

[00:14:11] 陈里平a

[00:14:13] 你戏耍主席这还了得了

[00:14:16] 你这是可杀不可留

[00:14:19] 这都他们说的

[00:14:22] 又说什么结果抓起来蒋主席亲自一审问

[00:14:26] 而不是陈李萍事挛李平

[00:14:29] 你看你几天没来

[00:14:30] 我们正想问问是真的是假的啊

[00:14:35] 啊

[00:14:38] 栾蒲包一琢磨

[00:14:39] 这谁干的这事

[00:14:41] 肯定是王恩普地仇家所为

[00:14:44] 跟我没关系

[00:14:46] 我肯定没说呀

[00:14:48] 怎么这帮人反倒张扬出去不行

[00:14:52] 我绝对不能说

[00:14:54] 你就刚刚应证我也不能承认

[00:14:57] 跟谁我也不能讲啊

[00:14:59] 是吗

[00:15:00] 大哥

[00:15:01] 各位没得事儿

[00:15:02] 胡说八道

[00:15:05] 蒋主席能教我吗

[00:15:07] 我算个鸡儿啊

[00:15:09] 我的确发烧

[00:15:11] 在家里躺着来着

[00:15:12] 我哪都没去

[00:15:13] 我也没被人抓走

[00:15:15] 误会

[00:15:15] 误会新房楼的事儿

[00:15:17] 胡说八道

[00:15:20] 谁问的他也不说

[00:15:22] 他算扎不住心眼了

[00:15:24] 祸从口出

[00:15:27] 病从口入

[00:15:29] 一问三不知神仙

[00:15:31] 怪不得名是怎么回事

[00:15:33] 我就不承认

[00:15:35] 妈呀

[00:15:36] 说出去还了得

[00:15:38] 谁把人看了看

[00:15:41] 软包包有点反常

[00:15:43] 仔细观察观察气色也不正

[00:15:47] 好像这么两天的时间

[00:15:49] 他就掉了内五斤肉

[00:15:51] 说话也精神恍惚

[00:15:55] 觉得这里头有毛病

[00:15:57] 哥几个私下一商量

[00:15:59] 老妈怎么了

[00:16:00] 哎

[00:16:02] 他说的能是实话吗

[00:16:04] 我看不像

[00:16:05] 真的

[00:16:06] 我看那帮人杂新丰楼说的是真的呢

[00:16:10] 老八不说大概有一定的道理

[00:16:12] 算了

[00:16:13] 别问

[00:16:14] 别强人所难

[00:16:15] 过些日子

[00:16:16] 也许这个事儿就弄清楚

[00:16:19] 行行行

[00:16:19] 别说了啊

[00:16:21] 该做买卖做买卖

[00:16:22] 该干什么干什么

[00:16:23] 谁也别提这个事儿

[00:16:26] 另外说

[00:16:27] 你说了半天是这么回事儿

[00:16:29] 咱们上文书说

[00:16:32] 蒋介石直接领导下

[00:16:34] 调查科的科长就是胖的圆乎乎的

[00:16:38] 好像那个大皮球

[00:16:40] 让蒋介石扯俩嘴巴子

[00:16:42] 然后把它撤了职

[00:16:46] 要撤职

[00:16:47] 你说这位哭都找不着门

[00:16:50] 哪回到自己的屋里是越想越窝囊

[00:16:54] 越想越憋气

[00:16:56] 把他好朋友找来了就骂的情报从哪儿来的最后一茬

[00:17:01] 从新房楼来的

[00:17:03] 新丰楼谁新丰楼的掌柜的叫王恩普还有小舅子叫刘坏水儿又叫刘怀顺

[00:17:11] 是他们送上来的行

[00:17:14] 悟是悟到他们身上

[00:17:17] 我倒没倒到他们身上

[00:17:19] 我这气我出不来

[00:17:22] 故此

[00:17:22] 她找了一伙人

[00:17:24] 20 多号

[00:17:25] 把新房喽给砸了

[00:17:28] 这帮人也没水平

[00:17:30] 蒋介石也没交代

[00:17:31] 李科长也没交代

[00:17:33] 其他的人也没交待

[00:17:34] 他们凡是知道的就往外走了

[00:17:37] 是故此这样张扬出去

[00:17:40] 当然

[00:17:40] 报纸也不敢等这些事儿

[00:17:42] 哎

[00:17:43] 只是限制这个小范围的人啊

[00:17:46] 都清楚

[00:17:48] 咱们单说软铺包

[00:17:52] 又上了班了

[00:17:53] 也觉得精神恍惚

[00:17:57] 软包

[00:17:57] 在柜台发呆啊

[00:17:59] 心里说话

[00:18:01] 今后最好啊

[00:18:03] 跟蝴蝶蓝瓶

[00:18:06] 田汉等人少来往

[00:18:09] 如果一旦在要来往

[00:18:11] 恐怕我真的引来杀身

[00:18:16] 吃货