《290童林传(300回)》歌词

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[00:00:01] 神力王这一大家子

[00:00:04] 没有454 口

[00:00:07] 这花瓶特别宽敞

[00:00:10] 要窄小

[00:00:11] 还装不下呢

[00:00:14] 人们进了屋之后

[00:00:17] 红林

[00:00:18] 告诉石立马告诉他

[00:00:22] 让他们进里烟雾去

[00:00:25] 哪个也不准随便乱动

[00:00:28] 走一路

[00:00:29] 我对你不客气

[00:00:31] 哎呀

[00:00:32] 走进屋去

[00:00:34] 九二

[00:00:36] 连上厕所的权利都没了

[00:00:39] 软金钱

[00:00:41] 走进屋之后

[00:00:44] 从你内心放下心说

[00:00:47] 你就有千军万马

[00:00:50] 你把这花瓶包围

[00:00:53] 你把神力王府包围

[00:00:55] 我也不俊

[00:00:58] 我手中有人质

[00:01:01] 啥

[00:01:02] 一路你也不生我

[00:01:04] 全他妈来了

[00:01:06] 我爹妈怎么死的

[00:01:08] 我兄弟兄弟媳妇怎么死的

[00:01:11] 我的孩子们怎么死的

[00:01:15] 这就叫以其人之道还治其人之身

[00:01:21] 你把他们都宰了也不算过分

[00:01:25] 现在丛林是学问同人

[00:01:30] 要大开杀戒

[00:01:33] 神力往前看出来

[00:01:36] 呃

[00:01:37] 我徒弟那

[00:01:39] 我按照你的办法把我家圈全都弄来了

[00:01:45] 你你

[00:01:46] 你下一步想干什么

[00:01:49] 哇

[00:01:49] 呀

[00:01:51] 明人不做暗事

[00:01:54] 张芳你认得不

[00:01:57] 嫂子

[00:01:59] 嗯

[00:02:01] 就那小歌儿

[00:02:02] 挺坏的

[00:02:03] 那个对

[00:02:06] 我认得

[00:02:08] 现在张三被你们的人给拿住了

[00:02:13] 现在不知压到什么地方

[00:02:16] 死活都不清楚

[00:02:19] 我命令你传话

[00:02:22] 派人赶紧见雍正皇帝

[00:02:27] 告诉他你现在的处境

[00:02:29] 不妙

[00:02:30] 你已经落到我从您手里头

[00:02:34] 让雍正皇帝

[00:02:36] 无论如何

[00:02:38] 要保证张芳的安全

[00:02:42] 咱可把丑话说的前头

[00:02:45] 张芳要搞一根汗毛擦坏一块肉皮

[00:02:51] 了十倍的代价偿还

[00:02:56] 如果张芳性命不保

[00:03:00] 你这一家子谁也活不了

[00:03:04] 我把你们斩尽杀绝

[00:03:10] 好好好

[00:03:12] 我现在就照办

[00:03:16] 她把这小儿子叫过来

[00:03:20] 他小儿子

[00:03:21] 现在风为多

[00:03:23] 聚完啊

[00:03:25] 叫菠萝蜜

[00:03:28] 这小儿子

[00:03:29] 今年才19 多

[00:03:31] 啰嗦不过来

[00:03:33] 呃

[00:03:34] 菠萝蜜啊

[00:03:36] 你去见见

[00:03:37] 剩下不管是在皇宫大内还是在雍和宫

[00:03:44] 千万告诉他

[00:03:46] 你就说为父落到丛林手里头了

[00:03:50] 凶多吉少

[00:03:53] 让他千万可别伤害张芳童林的意思要走马换将一对一的呃

[00:04:04] 把张芳换回来啊

[00:04:07] 听明白了

[00:04:09] Er 明白

[00:04:11] 唉

[00:04:12] 这招还真行之有效

[00:04:16] 开天辟地

[00:04:18] 古往今来

[00:04:21] 有不少人使用这招

[00:04:24] 你看到现在来讲

[00:04:27] 嗯

[00:04:27] 这招有不少人

[00:04:29] 还实惠

[00:04:30] 动不动就扣留人质

[00:04:34] 要求这个条件

[00:04:35] 那个条件的

[00:04:37] 当然了

[00:04:39] 女生干什么事儿

[00:04:43] 你要是办好事儿

[00:04:46] 这玩意有情可原

[00:04:49] 你要办缺德的事儿

[00:04:51] 是大不应该

[00:04:54] 同林

[00:04:56] 只是实在没办法

[00:04:59] 张芳落在人家手里

[00:05:02] 现在身陷绝境

[00:05:06] 不采取这个办法也不行勒

[00:05:10] 所以呢

[00:05:11] 神力王百依百顺

[00:05:14] 让儿子菠萝蜜去送信

[00:05:19] 这个多菌王多而密

[00:05:21] 起身行

[00:05:23] 先到皇宫大内一打听

[00:05:25] 皇上在云和宫呢

[00:05:28] 坐上车子像飞一样

[00:05:31] 道理木工

[00:05:34] 医院里看好吗

[00:05:36] 杀气腾腾

[00:05:40] 那假呢

[00:05:41] 假股

[00:05:42] 水都快烧开了

[00:05:45] 旁边儿捆着的人

[00:05:48] 八戒是一丝不挂

[00:05:52] 一会儿拿大馍

[00:05:54] 要愣住

[00:05:55] 活人呐

[00:05:57] 主谁啊主张方

[00:06:01] 张芳叫人给抓住了

[00:06:03] 先是一顿胖揍

[00:06:07] Er 后代的雍和宫

[00:06:10] 雍正皇帝开始

[00:06:12] 张芳恨得牙根儿都哑了你

[00:06:18] 如果张方要说几句好话呢

[00:06:22] 还少受点罪

[00:06:25] 这张方式肉烂嘴不烂

[00:06:28] 到什么时候也不能吃这块儿

[00:06:31] He 上爸爸家点头一步了

[00:06:35] 哈哈哈

[00:06:37] 无所谓

[00:06:40] 死算个什么呢

[00:06:43] 再过20 多年

[00:06:45] 还这么大个

[00:06:48] 再过20 多年

[00:06:50] 还是一条英雄好汉

[00:06:53] A 文章

[00:06:56] 你都会什么招

[00:06:58] 你都搬出来小子耶

[00:07:01] 哎呀

[00:07:02] 让我尝一尝

[00:07:06] 你别来罢

[00:07:08] 皱皱眉头不算同龄的图纸

[00:07:12] 不算我爹的儿子

[00:07:16] 天啊

[00:07:18] 雪女子轮起鞭子打乒乓

[00:07:22] 这顿抽

[00:07:24] 越抽他

[00:07:26] 他越犟嘴好受啊

[00:07:28] 真好受

[00:07:31] 我这些日子皮子有点紧

[00:07:35] 抽一抽身上觉着松快

[00:07:39] 我叫你嘴啊

[00:07:44] 雍正老跟

[00:07:45] 别跟他废话

[00:07:46] 你说不过他

[00:07:49] 他不是想尝尝我的飞行吗

[00:07:52] 好累

[00:07:54] 今天我愣啊

[00:07:58] 说这么大国家院里的

[00:08:03] 说这话可不悬呢

[00:08:05] 您看过那个电影

[00:08:07] 成吉思汗

[00:08:09] 嗯

[00:08:10] 内阵儿抓着俘虏就拿大锅煮

[00:08:15] 那人太野蛮

[00:08:17] 太残暴了

[00:08:20] 嗯

[00:08:20] 这也是个暴君

[00:08:24] 你哪个历史看看

[00:08:26] 在他统治这13 年

[00:08:30] 没干什么

[00:08:31] 好事儿

[00:08:33] 你就是尽量搜集他的优点

[00:08:36] 也搜集不出什么呀

[00:08:39] 哎

[00:08:41] 他跟那秦始皇采取那个暴政大同小异

[00:08:47] 再说

[00:08:47] 他的才干与完乌鸡

[00:08:49] 秦始王

[00:08:53] 在统治人压迫人这方面

[00:08:56] 嗯

[00:08:57] 差不多少

[00:09:00] 大国的歌声匹配

[00:09:04] 时间不大

[00:09:06] 那水就烧热

[00:09:09] 张桑在那儿捆着

[00:09:11] 心里头也不是滋味

[00:09:14] 新说倒了八辈

[00:09:16] 5 D 血没了

[00:09:19] 我说老张就做什么

[00:09:21] 缺德事儿

[00:09:23] 我爹爹行侠仗义一辈子

[00:09:26] 到头来被毒死

[00:09:30] 我呢

[00:09:31] 也没做什么坏事儿

[00:09:33] 到头来拿水把我煮熟了

[00:09:37] 哼哼哎呀

[00:09:42] 这一辈子算白来呀

[00:09:45] 我师叔童林也不跑哪去了

[00:09:49] 但愿她老人家平安无事

[00:09:52] 吃的我死的这么惨

[00:09:55] 给我能报仇

[00:09:57] 我也就闭上眼了

[00:10:01] 正在这时候

[00:10:04] 菠萝蜜跑来了

[00:10:06] 哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

[00:10:11] 大事不好

[00:10:14] 忍忍就一愣

[00:10:17] 嗯

[00:10:19] 我这么多郡王啊

[00:10:21] 哎呀

[00:10:22] 陛下可了不得了

[00:10:25] 这章三个足摸着

[00:10:28] 为啥子我我跌落到丛林手里头了

[00:10:37] 丛林钻进神力王府

[00:10:40] 把我爹我娘一家子48 口去去去全给捐屋里头了

[00:10:50] 同林说地清楚

[00:10:52] 让我见您来送信

[00:10:55] 说要伤着张芳一根汗毛

[00:11:00] 要以十倍的代价偿还

[00:11:04] 如果张方珍要不在了

[00:11:06] 把我们一家子展进中学陛下啊

[00:11:12] 陛下啊啊

[00:11:16] 啊

[00:11:19] 认真一听

[00:11:21] 是鸿胪腐女

[00:11:25] 你说这事儿整得多糟糕

[00:11:29] J 丛林怎么做哪去了

[00:11:33] 铜陵不是那种人

[00:11:37] 但他就没想想

[00:11:39] 不是那种人

[00:11:40] 让你逼得也得变成那种人

[00:11:45] 这怎么办

[00:11:46] 他抓虾了

[00:11:49] 玄子也乱套

[00:11:52] 还有那个不开眼的陆恒

[00:11:56] 差不过来陛下

[00:11:59] 列清丛林猎套

[00:12:02] 他掌握人知有什么用啊

[00:12:06] 咱该怎么办

[00:12:07] 怎么办

[00:12:09] 非得把账房这小子煮了不可

[00:12:12] 这小子留疤呢

[00:12:16] 要把它煮了

[00:12:18] 我爷爷那一家子可全完了

[00:12:21] 那怕什么的

[00:12:22] 死就死了呗

[00:12:27] 雍正一瓶

[00:12:28] 白眼珠一瞪

[00:12:29] 你说的倒清楚

[00:12:32] 而不是你的眼子

[00:12:35] 陆行也觉着说话有点湿

[00:12:38] 烤了脸又红

[00:12:41] 是是是

[00:12:43] 小臣知罪

[00:12:45] 哎

[00:12:48] 把锅撤了

[00:12:49] 撤了

[00:12:49] 撤了

[00:12:52] 把张芳仿生解释一下

[00:12:56] 医生给拿了

[00:12:57] 叫他穿上

[00:12:58] Va

[00:12:59] 张芳来劲儿了

[00:13:01] 你让拿来

[00:13:04] 谁让你解开了

[00:13:06] 张芳活动活动筋骨

[00:13:09] 陆恒

[00:13:10] 四大高手

[00:13:13] 凉风、冷月、寒冰等人瞪眼看着

[00:13:19] 许多张芳

[00:13:20] 你别打白点子

[00:13:22] 你想跑你跑不了

[00:13:24] 别看网上给你解开了

[00:13:26] 你慢慢跑

[00:13:28] 这些人在旁边盯着张芳

[00:13:31] 知道也跑不了

[00:13:34] 活动完筋骨之后

[00:13:35] 往地上一坐

[00:13:38] 哎呀

[00:13:39] 发财啊

[00:13:42] 哎呀

[00:13:42] 消耗的体力太大了

[00:13:44] 衣服都穿不上了

[00:13:47] 来

[00:13:47] 俩人帮忙把衣裳给我穿上

[00:13:51] 雍正

[00:13:52] 朕心都乱了

[00:13:53] 哎

[00:13:54] 我过去俩人帮帮他穿上

[00:13:57] 帮他穿的衣服

[00:13:59] 最后剩袜子

[00:14:01] 我手指头都没劲儿了

[00:14:04] 来人把袜子给我穿上啊

[00:14:09] 雍正气的直瞪眼睛撤陆行

[00:14:14] 我爸爸给他穿着绿毛衣给我倒多大霉

[00:14:19] 还在给他穿袜子

[00:14:22] 捏着鼻子过

[00:14:24] 嗯

[00:14:27] 那你叫啥

[00:14:29] 问你叫什么

[00:14:30] 你不服啊你

[00:14:32] 你要不服叫抗旨不尊掉头之罪

[00:14:36] 嗯

[00:14:37] 好好给我揣着芳芳求你等我的

[00:14:42] 这次不算数

[00:14:44] 也在落到我手里

[00:14:47] 你瞧我怎么收拾你

[00:14:50] 在想落你手

[00:14:51] 没门啦

[00:14:53] 陆行啊

[00:14:54] 你掂量着办

[00:14:57] 我说这话

[00:14:58] 不知道你信不信

[00:14:59] 你肯定得落到我手里

[00:15:01] 看我怎么收拾你

[00:15:05] 他们俩在那儿逗口

[00:15:07] 袜子穿好了

[00:15:10] 方法利利索索的啊

[00:15:13] 搬把椅子

[00:15:14] 我坐下啊

[00:15:16] 我师叔可说了

[00:15:18] 你们要动我一根汗毛

[00:15:21] 以十倍的代价偿还

[00:15:25] 你们就想想

[00:15:29] 谁也不敢动他们

[00:15:31] 搬了把椅子

[00:15:32] 他坐下了

[00:15:35] 雍正一合计子弹

[00:15:39] 先开个碰头会

[00:15:42] 当然

[00:15:43] 不能叫张芳听见了把这个各大高手召集到一起了

[00:15:50] 韩冰也出个主意

[00:15:54] 陛下

[00:15:57] 丛林提出交换人质很好

[00:16:02] 很好啊

[00:16:04] 咱们就交吧

[00:16:07] 把张芳给他算的了什么呢

[00:16:10] 把神力王就回来是主要的

[00:16:15] 就是你

[00:16:17] 另外一个都是我们的人

[00:16:20] 怕什么

[00:16:21] 只要人质交换完了

[00:16:24] 您的一声令下

[00:16:27] 我们照样还把他抓回来

[00:16:32] JJ 买卖

[00:16:33] 咱还做的活

[00:16:36] 陛下

[00:16:37] 您看怎么样

[00:16:40] 丛林也诡计多端

[00:16:43] 不那么轻易上当

[00:16:46] 好吧

[00:16:48] 做好一切准备

[00:16:51] 我多句王炸

[00:16:54] 你马上回王府

[00:16:57] 告诉童林

[00:16:58] 不准胡来

[00:17:01] 这从一反杠

[00:17:04] 可以走马换将

[00:17:07] 一点骂

[00:17:09] 就定在雍和宫十字路口

[00:17:15] 你记住了吗

[00:17:16] 就出雍和宫的大十字路口

[00:17:19] 我记住了

[00:17:22] 中午的时候

[00:17:24] 走马换将

[00:17:27] 我明白了

[00:17:30] 菠萝蜜早了

[00:17:32] 回到神力王府

[00:17:35] 见着丛林

[00:17:37] 杂经过一说

[00:17:39] 哎呀

[00:17:39] 同你的心呐

[00:17:40] 这才发

[00:17:43] 张帆

[00:17:44] 没事儿

[00:17:44] 我就得欺负我大哥张嘴了

[00:17:48] 哎呀

[00:17:49] 朱武交换丛林山之

[00:17:52] 我现在有把握的就掌握着神力王

[00:17:57] 把人一放

[00:17:59] 把帐篷换回来

[00:18:01] 我们想走

[00:18:02] 仍然是走不了

[00:18:05] 都是人家的人呢

[00:18:07] 在人家这153 分地儿其实

[00:18:12] 不行

[00:18:15] 不行怎么办

[00:18:17] A 同林友竹音

[00:18:20] 你看人那要想坏呢

[00:18:22] 主意有的是

[00:18:25] 只是受着法律和道德观念的约束

[00:18:31] 是人不累

[00:18:32] 学会

[00:18:33] 真学会

[00:18:34] 什么招都有

[00:18:37] 丛林就问

[00:18:38] 你们有白布吗

[00:18:41] 嗯

[00:18:41] 嗯

[00:18:43] 沈帝王

[00:18:44] 说白不有的是

[00:18:45] 你用那个码

[00:18:47] 给我去鸡皮快

[00:18:50] 哎哎

[00:18:52] 给取了十几匹白布

[00:18:57] 丛林又要准备文房四宝

[00:19:01] 叫神力王雪

[00:19:04] 想大点儿字

[00:19:07] 沈丽华

[00:19:08] 也不知道写什么呢

[00:19:10] 提起笔论直哆嗦

[00:19:13] 从下课写什么

[00:19:16] 你就在这白幕上给我写上

[00:19:20] 丛林在此

[00:19:24] 血桐林在此多高携带

[00:19:28] 一屁股就写这几个字

[00:19:31] 对

[00:19:32] 然后选到高处

[00:19:35] 我要召集我的朋友到此来大聚会

[00:19:41] 这十几匹白布全写的是丛林在此

[00:19:47] 写完了也干了

[00:19:50] 同临驾着神力王到了院儿里头

[00:19:56] 这神力王府的建筑物高的有的是啊

[00:20:01] 在街上都能看见

[00:20:03] 门前还有一对大旗杆呢

[00:20:08] 从林让舍力

[00:20:09] 王传华

[00:20:11] 把写着白布泉高高的选举

[00:20:15] 离多远都看见土林在此

[00:20:20] 东西南北

[00:20:21] 四面八方全悬挂上

[00:20:26] 丛林兴中

[00:20:27] 幌子挂出去

[00:20:30] 不知我那些朋友能不能来找我了

[00:20:34] 我现在身边就是没人

[00:20:38] 你说这招他怎么那么好使

[00:20:42] 是丛林一个人来的吗

[00:20:45] 不是

[00:20:47] 各路的英雄都进了北京了

[00:20:51] 不是

[00:20:52] 北京太大

[00:20:54] 分散在各处

[00:20:57] 人们也不知道下一步怎么干好了

[00:21:01] 丛林不在眼前

[00:21:02] 就好像没了主心骨

[00:21:06] 青铜散沙

[00:21:09] 哎

[00:21:10] 这白布紫衣悬挂不要紧

[00:21:13] 没过一个时辰人士陆续来到

[00:21:20] 头一波来的

[00:21:23] 老贱狗官

[00:21:25] 斗官九宫

[00:21:27] 带着金莲花、凤麒

[00:21:32] 二一拨来的神枪震八方断蹬断龙了

[00:21:39] 第三波来的谈笑

[00:21:43] 龙君、陶源、陶洞天

[00:21:46] 带着灵源桃杏

[00:21:50] 紧跟着来的英雄

[00:21:53] 得路

[00:21:54] 民瞻陆老剑客

[00:21:58] 快来了

[00:22:00] 就是混元侠、李昆、李太极

[00:22:05] 陶绍仙桃少华

[00:22:08] 哎呀

[00:22:09] 前后到

[00:22:11] 最后来的是那帮小英雄穿云、白玉虎、刘俊、司马良、夏九龄、杨小香、杨晓翠、孔秀、吴娃等人也陆续赶到

[00:22:29] 咱们书说简短的住人

[00:22:32] 见了丛林之后

[00:22:33] 虽犹在喜中

[00:22:36] 哇哇