《《混世魔王程咬金》第81回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 襄阳的二王爷雷大彪追杀程咬金

[00:00:04] 离开了疆场

[00:00:07] 眼看着俩人距离越来越近

[00:00:11] 雷大彪崛起盘龙棍

[00:00:14] 照着程咬金的后脑海呜地一声砸了下去

[00:00:19] 有

[00:00:19] 一般人呢就咋整

[00:00:21] 哪知程咬金的胆子

[00:00:24] 晒干了

[00:00:25] 比窝瓜都大

[00:00:27] 他已经听见脑后有金峰在想

[00:00:30] 突然大喊一声

[00:00:32] 嗨招法宝哦

[00:00:34] 呜呜

[00:00:37] 这边棍也往下落

[00:00:39] 他那边发宝也记起来

[00:00:42] 把雷大彪吓一跳

[00:00:44] 刚一愣神儿

[00:00:45] 就听着当啷的一声

[00:00:48] 把他震得差点把棍扔了

[00:00:52] 就听扑通一声

[00:00:53] 地下掉下一物啊

[00:00:57] 雷大彪扭头一看

[00:00:59] 嗨

[00:01:00] 没把他鼻子气歪了

[00:01:02] 怎么

[00:01:04] 原来程咬金把斧子扔出去了

[00:01:07] 正砸在棍上

[00:01:09] 这斧子

[00:01:10] 掉在地上

[00:01:12] 姓程的

[00:01:14] 你把兵器都扔啦

[00:01:16] 你还想活马追

[00:01:18] 就这么功夫

[00:01:19] 程咬金又跑出多远

[00:01:22] 嗨

[00:01:23] 雷大彪

[00:01:24] 你不要追

[00:01:25] 我是逗你玩儿呢

[00:01:27] 你别以为啊

[00:01:29] 你成爷爷打不过你我可告诉你我可有发宝啊

[00:01:36] 有法宝你就记

[00:01:38] 嗯

[00:01:38] 好啊

[00:01:39] 天灵灵

[00:01:40] 地灵灵

[00:01:41] 你零零

[00:01:41] 我零零

[00:01:42] 小子乔发包啊日

[00:01:47] 又一件东西飞了出去

[00:01:50] 雷大彪不知道什么呢

[00:01:53] 下地戴斯将秤旁一闪

[00:01:56] 啪

[00:01:57] 又有一个东西掉在地上

[00:02:00] 歪身子一看

[00:02:02] 是程咬金的头盔

[00:02:04] 哦

[00:02:05] 合着你卖零做

[00:02:07] 你还有什么哦

[00:02:09] 程咬金想对付一阵儿是一阵儿

[00:02:12] 哎

[00:02:13] 怎么怎么地了

[00:02:15] 眼看距离又近了

[00:02:16] 程咬金把外手镫摘下来

[00:02:19] 一回身扔扔出去了

[00:02:22] 一会儿把里手邓也扔了

[00:02:26] 头盔、斧子把马镫都扔了

[00:02:30] 雷大鹏说

[00:02:31] 你还有什么

[00:02:32] A 没有了

[00:02:35] 这样跑出有十二三里地

[00:02:37] 前边是个山口

[00:02:39] 它薄码就进了大山

[00:02:41] 心里还埋怨二哥耶

[00:02:44] 我从江场败下阵来

[00:02:46] 你怎么不派人后边儿跟着呀

[00:02:50] 救我呀

[00:02:52] 等雷大彪一看

[00:02:53] 他进了伤口

[00:02:56] 心想

[00:02:57] 这回行吗

[00:02:58] 程咬金活不了了

[00:03:00] 这是死葫芦头儿

[00:03:02] 他是这里人

[00:03:03] 对地市熟悉

[00:03:05] 程咬金进了山

[00:03:06] 前后左右一瞧

[00:03:07] 坏了无路可通

[00:03:09] 他可急坏了

[00:03:10] 哎呀

[00:03:12] 我要玩玩呢

[00:03:14] 雷大彪不慌不忙地追到山口

[00:03:18] 这程咬金

[00:03:19] 下马就擒吧

[00:03:21] 你要我干什么啊

[00:03:23] 是啊

[00:03:25] 你有名儿啊

[00:03:26] 我把你抓到襄阳

[00:03:29] 压在我侄子零钱

[00:03:31] 我一刀一刀把你剐了

[00:03:36] 哦

[00:03:36] 你要杀我呀

[00:03:38] 哎哎

[00:03:39] 我死不了

[00:03:40] 你知道我谁徒弟谁徒弟

[00:03:44] 嗯

[00:03:45] 南极老先锋

[00:03:47] 那是我恩师

[00:03:49] 你信不信

[00:03:50] 雷大彪气乐了

[00:03:52] 我没听说过

[00:03:54] 你少跟我胡诌

[00:03:56] 怎么就胡诌呢

[00:03:57] 你不信

[00:03:59] 啊

[00:03:59] 你把眼睛闭上

[00:04:01] 我把我老师请来

[00:04:03] 雷大彪说

[00:04:04] 你别泡蘑菇了

[00:04:06] 我把眼睛闭上

[00:04:07] 你跑了

[00:04:08] 你要干什么

[00:04:09] 我叫我恩师就下

[00:04:12] 我三升要把我恩师请来

[00:04:15] 那是我的造化

[00:04:17] 喊不来

[00:04:19] 我马上下马

[00:04:20] 让你捆

[00:04:22] 雷大彪往周围看看

[00:04:24] 这里山连山山套

[00:04:25] 山山上一年

[00:04:27] 不准有两三个人走到

[00:04:30] 他要喊

[00:04:31] 就让他喊吧

[00:04:32] 到看看有什么鞋的

[00:04:34] 因为程咬金的混世魔王没有不知道的行

[00:04:39] 你喊我听好

[00:04:41] 厂长程咬金嘴这么说

[00:04:44] 脸上看着笑嘻嘻的

[00:04:46] 不害怕

[00:04:47] 心里非常紧张

[00:04:49] 心想

[00:04:51] 这块儿一个人都没有啊

[00:04:53] 谁能救救我呢

[00:04:54] 我多磨蹭一会儿

[00:04:57] 万一我秦二哥派人找我就行

[00:05:01] 赶到这儿

[00:05:02] 所以冲着山上大喊a

[00:05:07] 有没有走道儿啊

[00:05:09] 我叫程咬金

[00:05:11] 大唐国前部正印先锋官谁来救我啊

[00:05:18] 师傅

[00:05:19] 你在哪

[00:05:21] 雷大彪把我堵到这儿啦

[00:05:24] 你看

[00:05:25] 山里没人

[00:05:26] 他这一喊

[00:05:27] 山鼓声嗡嗡的

[00:05:29] 雷大彪真害怕

[00:05:31] 战马踏踏倒退了好几步

[00:05:34] 前后左右看了看

[00:05:36] 没人

[00:05:37] 哎

[00:05:38] 先长大

[00:05:39] 你师傅呢

[00:05:40] 别忙

[00:05:41] 你容我这声音在云彩里慢慢走

[00:05:45] 我的恩师在山洞里蒲团打坐

[00:05:48] 等着声音传到耳朵里

[00:05:50] 他屈指一算就知道我在这儿遭难

[00:05:53] 他脚架湘源

[00:05:55] 说话就到

[00:05:57] 哼

[00:05:58] 你是胡说八道啊

[00:06:01] 你在喊行吗

[00:06:03] 我喊三声怎么样

[00:06:05] 哎呀

[00:06:06] 田玲玲

[00:06:06] 地玲玲

[00:06:07] 我是程咬金弟子

[00:06:09] 在家遇难

[00:06:10] 老恩师

[00:06:10] 快来救驾啊

[00:06:12] 哎呀

[00:06:15] 程咬金喊完自己也看了

[00:06:17] 就盼有个人儿啊

[00:06:19] 能帮忙

[00:06:20] 还没有雷大彪就想冲过去

[00:06:23] 等等我还有一句呢

[00:06:26] 哎呀

[00:06:27] 快来酒家呀

[00:06:32] 哪知第三声刚落

[00:06:34] 就看左边山头上有人高念佛号

[00:06:38] 声音洪亮

[00:06:40] 弥陀佛耶

[00:06:46] 程咬金想有门啊

[00:06:48] 顺声音往左边一瞧

[00:06:51] 又在山崖上

[00:06:54] 有个和尚

[00:06:56] 年纪太大

[00:06:58] 中等身材

[00:06:59] 细腰乍臂双肩包

[00:07:01] 龙头带枇杷帽

[00:07:03] 身穿僧衣下边儿

[00:07:06] 轻中因而膏药

[00:07:08] 白布袜子

[00:07:09] 走山的铁杖子鞋

[00:07:12] 白脸膛皱纹堆

[00:07:14] 垒宽天庭

[00:07:16] 重地阁

[00:07:16] 准头端正

[00:07:17] 四字扩口

[00:07:19] 二目有神

[00:07:20] 两道白眉毛顺着两个眼角儿耷拉着

[00:07:24] 长得老长老长的叫长寿眉

[00:07:27] 科下飘洒一部银髯

[00:07:31] 老和尚给80 开外肩上背个包裹

[00:07:36] 肋下挎着戒刀

[00:07:39] 用手点指

[00:07:41] 雷达标休要猖狂

[00:07:44] 贫僧答我了

[00:07:49] 雷大彪吓了一跳

[00:07:50] 程咬金一看

[00:07:52] 乐坏了

[00:07:53] 哎呀

[00:07:54] 老恩师啊

[00:07:55] 你是不是知道弟子有难搭救我来了

[00:07:59] 老和尚点点头

[00:08:01] 程咬金

[00:08:02] 起来吧

[00:08:03] 一回头

[00:08:05] 教过身旁一个小徒弟

[00:08:07] 这个小和尚20 多岁

[00:08:10] 皮肤黝黑黝黑

[00:08:13] 个头不高

[00:08:14] 精神饱满

[00:08:16] 他挑着一根扁担

[00:08:18] 扁担两头啊

[00:08:19] 是单的经卷

[00:08:21] 听师父叫他赶紧过来

[00:08:24] 师傅

[00:08:24] 有事儿吗

[00:08:26] 下去

[00:08:27] 把那个十棍达

[00:08:30] 大宝

[00:08:32] 小和尚答应一声

[00:08:35] 就看深色历算把经卷从扁担上卸下来

[00:08:39] 手提扁担走到悬崖边儿

[00:08:42] 往前一纵身

[00:08:43] 大头朝下

[00:08:45] 脚心朝天日从五丈高的悬崖上翻下来

[00:08:51] 连人在扁担一块儿往下砸

[00:08:55] 雷大彪抬头看小和尚

[00:08:57] 扁担砸下来了

[00:08:59] 急忙横棍去招架

[00:09:02] 就听着胖噗噗嚓一声

[00:09:07] 雷大彪没有接住这铁扁担

[00:09:10] 那胳膊一软

[00:09:12] 铁扁担打在头上

[00:09:15] 死时张落马下

[00:09:17] 小和尚旺旁一闪身

[00:09:20] 老和尚在悬崖上双手合十

[00:09:23] 阿弥陀佛

[00:09:25] 出家人不应该大开杀戒

[00:09:28] 今天为救程咬金

[00:09:31] 不得已而为之啊

[00:09:33] 得了

[00:09:34] 我给它念念往生咒吧

[00:09:37] 他得N 半天

[00:09:40] 程咬金急忙下马

[00:09:42] 从上面说

[00:09:44] 老师傅

[00:09:46] 您在哪个庙出家呀

[00:09:48] 你往后怎么称呼啊

[00:09:50] 我谢您救命之恩

[00:09:52] 梆梆磕头

[00:09:55] 阿弥陀佛

[00:09:56] 程咬金

[00:09:56] 那起来吧

[00:09:58] 你不认识我我可认识你

[00:10:02] 程咬金爬起来说

[00:10:04] 您怎么认识我呀

[00:10:06] 你还记得吗

[00:10:07] 大嘴朝老杨临头

[00:10:09] 达瓦刚站摆下了一字长蛇阵

[00:10:13] 做阵胆的双枪将丁彦平吗

[00:10:17] 哎呀

[00:10:18] 我知道啊

[00:10:19] 我老兄弟罗成假扮成有银单枪破双枪

[00:10:25] 把长蛇阵给破了

[00:10:28] 那您是

[00:10:29] 我就是丁艳萍

[00:10:32] 哦

[00:10:34] 丁老前辈

[00:10:36] 听说您出家啦

[00:10:38] 在虎牢关正西百花山三就似还露过一面呢

[00:10:43] 是不你老人家正是我呀

[00:10:47] 哎呀

[00:10:47] 那我也得给您磕头

[00:10:49] 我小舅子裴元庆的大锤he

[00:10:52] 宝马还是你赠给他的

[00:10:55] 你还教他锤法

[00:10:57] 它可露个大脸啊

[00:10:59] 可惜啊

[00:11:00] 在瓦岗山阵亡了

[00:11:03] 老和尚打了嗨声

[00:11:06] 瓦罐不离井口破

[00:11:08] 大将难免阵前亡啊

[00:11:12] 妖王的太可惜了

[00:11:15] 可不是吗

[00:11:17] 老人家

[00:11:18] 您无故出家干嘛呀

[00:11:20] 您跟我们在一块多高兴啊弥陀佛

[00:11:25] 自从罗成破了我一字长蛇阵

[00:11:29] 他用枪勾子把我脸钩了一条仔

[00:11:34] 从此

[00:11:34] 我心灰意冷

[00:11:36] 出家了

[00:11:37] 可是说是跳出三界外

[00:11:40] 不在五行中

[00:11:43] 嗨

[00:11:43] 还惦着你们

[00:11:45] 我的干儿子现在干什么呢

[00:11:49] 哎哟

[00:11:50] 我的老兄弟罗成现在可了不得了

[00:11:54] 当官儿啦

[00:11:55] 官拜永国公

[00:11:58] 现在是潼关大帅镇守潼关

[00:12:05] 阿弥陀佛

[00:12:07] 不好啊

[00:12:09] 我到这儿来就是给你们送信来了

[00:12:13] 送什么信

[00:12:15] 哎

[00:12:16] 我这次是到南海拜佛呀

[00:12:20] 特意转到襄阳城外

[00:12:24] 想给罗成送个信

[00:12:26] 我不知道罗城在潼关

[00:12:28] 如果在潼关

[00:12:30] 哎呀

[00:12:30] 太危险了

[00:12:32] 怎么了

[00:12:34] 我已经得到了准确的信儿

[00:12:37] 自从夏明王窦建德死了之后

[00:12:41] 他结拜兄弟苏烈

[00:12:44] 当了下冥王

[00:12:46] 他联合杀魔王、骡子、都口北王、铁木耳等四家反王

[00:12:53] 起兵10万

[00:12:55] 要攻打潼关

[00:12:57] 也是因为你们兵伐襄阳

[00:13:01] 他认为朝内空虚

[00:13:03] 如果打开潼关

[00:13:04] 直捣长安

[00:13:06] 要娶唐朝江山

[00:13:08] 你回去赶紧告诉秦琼秦叔宝火速增援潼关

[00:13:14] 不然罗成性命休矣

[00:13:18] 程咬金听这话吓了一跳

[00:13:20] 哎呀

[00:13:22] 老前辈

[00:13:23] 那你也跟我们去

[00:13:24] 到我们那帮我们助阵

[00:13:26] 不不不

[00:13:27] 我已经出家

[00:13:29] 不再管你们事

[00:13:31] 就算我们爷俩有缘

[00:13:34] 后会有期

[00:13:37] 就在这那个小和尚

[00:13:40] 一窜一蹦3 T 1

[00:13:42] 别看上山没有路啊

[00:13:44] 他拄着贴扁担

[00:13:45] 蹭蹭蹭就来到悬崖顶上

[00:13:48] 然后穿上他的经卷行李

[00:13:52] 跟老和尚走了

[00:13:55] 丁艳萍出家的僧号叫云龙

[00:14:00] 云龙僧特意赶到襄阳给个送信

[00:14:04] 程咬金不敢怠慢

[00:14:06] 来到雷大彪

[00:14:07] 进钱吧

[00:14:09] 他的兵刃拿过来

[00:14:12] 挂在自己得胜钩鸟式环上

[00:14:15] 然后往回走

[00:14:16] 走不太远

[00:14:17] 就听有人高喊

[00:14:19] 四哥

[00:14:19] 你在哪呢

[00:14:21] 抬头一看来的是鲁明月鲁明星金成牛盖

[00:14:27] 奉元帅之令来找她了

[00:14:29] 弟兄相见看

[00:14:32] 雷大彪已死

[00:14:33] 走

[00:14:34] 咱们回营就这样来到了军中

[00:14:38] 把丁艳萍说的话跟秦琼讲了

[00:14:42] 秦琼吓坏

[00:14:43] 要不这么说

[00:14:45] 我们不能在这练

[00:14:46] 站得回就通关

[00:14:49] 这苏烈苏定方跟罗成有杀父之仇

[00:14:54] 罗城要见着他非玩命不可

[00:14:56] 她人担事故

[00:14:58] 一旦潼关失守

[00:15:00] 京城男宝

[00:15:02] 因为潼关是通往京都的咽喉要路

[00:15:08] 徐茂公说想走行

[00:15:10] 可是这仗没打完呢

[00:15:12] 怎么办呢

[00:15:13] 派人再送心

[00:15:16] 这封信

[00:15:17] 是劝雷大鹏归降糖果

[00:15:20] 如果归降之

[00:15:22] 取消襄阳王的称号

[00:15:24] 封他为襄阳大帅

[00:15:26] 还统管襄阳各郡

[00:15:30] 他要是答应了

[00:15:31] 马上撤兵回救

[00:15:33] 潼关不答应

[00:15:35] 留下一支人马继续围困襄阳

[00:15:38] 元帅

[00:15:39] 你带人去通关这封信在宋城里转过天来

[00:15:46] 雷大鹏听说兄弟已死战将伤了这么多

[00:15:51] 戴哲官员捧着户籍不凉台侧投降大唐

[00:15:58] 李世民心中大喜

[00:16:01] 苍天相助我黄洪福齐天呐

[00:16:06] 既然雷大鹏归降

[00:16:08] 还不知他赚了多大周折

[00:16:11] 给这个脸传力

[00:16:14] 鸣放礼炮

[00:16:16] 八音齐奏

[00:16:17] 咱们迎接雷大鹏

[00:16:21] 街道里边

[00:16:23] 雷大鹏撩衣跪倒

[00:16:25] 罪名雷大鹏参见千岁千千岁

[00:16:30] 李世民说累

[00:16:31] 爱卿免礼平身

[00:16:34] 罪人不敢起来

[00:16:36] 归降来迟

[00:16:38] 请千岁治罪

[00:16:40] 哎呀

[00:16:40] 刘艳青

[00:16:41] 俗话说

[00:16:42] 识时务者为俊杰

[00:16:44] 你接秦元帅书信前来归降我国

[00:16:48] 实乃为识时务者

[00:16:51] 至于前者派兵去占洛阳

[00:16:54] 此次归降来迟

[00:16:56] 事出有因

[00:16:58] 小王不怪

[00:17:00] 你拿着户籍册还带回去

[00:17:03] 我带我父王传旨

[00:17:04] 封你为湖广襄阳大帅

[00:17:08] 代管荆襄九郡

[00:17:11] 雷大鹏磕头碰壁谢千岁

[00:17:15] 我今生今世永保大唐

[00:17:18] 如果失信

[00:17:19] 不得善终

[00:17:21] 请千岁到城中

[00:17:24] 鞋码不不不

[00:17:26] 李世民心想

[00:17:27] 我哪有心啊

[00:17:29] 你治理湖广襄阳

[00:17:31] 万民安乐

[00:17:32] 井然有序

[00:17:34] 小王一定奏明万岁

[00:17:36] 我还有事情

[00:17:37] 马上班师还朝

[00:17:41] 怎么让

[00:17:43] 李世民也没敢进襄阳

[00:17:45] 把这边安抚好了

[00:17:47] 一切善后之事

[00:17:48] 要派两个文官帮助治理

[00:17:52] 简短节说

[00:17:53] 第二天

[00:17:53] 李世民、秦琼率大兵启程返回长安

[00:17:58] 雷大鹏率文武官员送到十里长亭

[00:18:02] 雷大鹏才回去

[00:18:04] 李世民传令大军急行军的增援潼关

[00:18:10] 路上非止一日

[00:18:12] 这一天离潼关不远了

[00:18:15] 秦琼派出探马到潼关打探

[00:18:19] 看看潼关的仗打得怎么样了

[00:18:22] 好根据战况安排扎寨安营

[00:18:27] 派出人走出一个多时辰

[00:18:30] 两三个小时回来报基本元帅

[00:18:34] 通关

[00:18:35] 一切秩序井然

[00:18:38] 不像打过仗的样子

[00:18:40] 城头上依旧插着唐国旗号

[00:18:43] 只不过潼关大帅罗成的旗号没有了

[00:18:48] 换上了英王李建成、齐王李元吉的旗号

[00:18:55] 秦琼听得心中纳闷

[00:18:57] 我表弟罗成受封为潼关大帅

[00:19:01] 镇守潼关

[00:19:02] 他的旗号不差

[00:19:03] 为什么

[00:19:04] 反差上英齐二王的旗号

[00:19:09] 把这事情奏鸣李世民

[00:19:11] 李世民说

[00:19:12] 我也不知道啊

[00:19:13] 传令三军

[00:19:14] 急行军奔潼关

[00:19:16] 来到潼关城外

[00:19:19] 扎下临时营盘

[00:19:21] 派人往里送信

[00:19:23] 时辰不大

[00:19:25] 齐王李元吉带队迎接李世民

[00:19:30] 李元吉是老三

[00:19:31] 李世民是老二

[00:19:34] 他先给哥哥磕头

[00:19:37] 见礼已毕

[00:19:38] 弟兄打马进城

[00:19:41] 秦琼已经扎好营盘

[00:19:44] 然后领着徐茂公、程咬金、尉迟恭等人随后入城

[00:19:51] 很快来到了帅堂上

[00:19:54] 英王李建成

[00:19:55] 那是太子啊

[00:19:57] 那是皇位的继承人

[00:20:00] 早已降阶相迎

[00:20:02] 弟兄寒暄已毕

[00:20:04] 设摆酒宴为秦王李世民接风洗尘

[00:20:10] 作陪的自然有徐茂功

[00:20:13] 秦琼啊

[00:20:14] 尉迟恭

[00:20:15] 程咬金等人

[00:20:18] 酒席钱

[00:20:19] 秦琼站起来

[00:20:21] 二位千岁

[00:20:23] 我有一事不明

[00:20:25] 在台前领教

[00:20:28] 太子李建成说

[00:20:29] 哦

[00:20:30] 秦元帅

[00:20:31] 你有什么话就说吧

[00:20:34] 二位千岁

[00:20:36] 我的兄弟罗成受封为潼关大帅

[00:20:39] 封万岁旨意

[00:20:40] 镇守潼关

[00:20:41] 怎么秦王迁随到来

[00:20:44] 不见罗成迎接呢

[00:20:48] 莫非是万岁调罗成另有他用

[00:20:52] 秦琼

[00:20:53] 这疑问

[00:20:55] 英王其王两个人互相看了一眼

[00:21:00] 李建成说

[00:21:01] 大家秦元帅

[00:21:03] 众位将军

[00:21:05] 哎

[00:21:06] 小王

[00:21:07] 我怕诸位将军听了难受

[00:21:10] 不敢说出来

[00:21:12] 既然奇缘摔问及此事

[00:21:15] 小王只好实话实说

[00:21:18] 罗元帅已经不在人世啦

[00:21:23] 秦琼徐茂公

[00:21:24] 程咬金听了仓都站起来了

[00:21:27] 英王千岁

[00:21:29] 你待怎讲这

[00:21:32] 哎

[00:21:34] 太子李建成揉揉眼睛

[00:21:37] 诸位将军

[00:21:39] 你们有所不知

[00:21:41] 前者苏烈苏定方为首的五家反王围攻潼关

[00:21:48] 罗成罗元帅

[00:21:49] 他为国捐驱了