《水浒0009》歌词

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[00:00:01] 鲁达

[00:00:03] 在雁门县

[00:00:05] 遇上了金老汉

[00:00:08] 真是不幸之中的万幸

[00:00:13] 这金老汉还蛮够意思

[00:00:16] 冒着风险

[00:00:18] 把鲁达领到家去了

[00:00:21] 鲁达进门一看

[00:00:25] 不到一个月的功夫

[00:00:28] 这老头儿从地上到天顶上了

[00:00:32] 四合院

[00:00:33] 诶

[00:00:34] 这小院儿也阔气

[00:00:35] 也干净

[00:00:37] 还有丫鬟

[00:00:38] 婆子

[00:00:39] 厨师傅

[00:00:40] 把门儿的

[00:00:43] 鲁达把大嘴一咧

[00:00:45] 乐了

[00:00:47] 我不是做梦吧

[00:00:49] 我老头

[00:00:51] 要不你过去就是欺骗我

[00:00:53] 你说瞎话

[00:00:54] 你们家是大财主吧

[00:00:56] 哎呀

[00:00:57] 恩公啊

[00:00:59] 世界上有想不到的事儿

[00:01:02] 没有做不到的事儿啊

[00:01:05] 有话咱屋里再谈吧

[00:01:09] 等到屋里头有人给沏茶

[00:01:12] 打手机板

[00:01:14] 鲁达多日颠沛流离

[00:01:17] 今天总算享了福了

[00:01:20] 呵

[00:01:21] 喝着茶水

[00:01:22] 这个舒服劲儿就甭提了

[00:01:25] 金老汉才说

[00:01:28] 半路上啊

[00:01:29] 我没跟您说全呢

[00:01:32] 我们不敢上东边儿去

[00:01:35] 奔北边来了

[00:01:37] 在路上啊

[00:01:38] 遇上个同乡

[00:01:40] 到雁门县这一带来做买卖

[00:01:44] 把我们爷儿俩就带来了

[00:01:46] 一开始啊

[00:01:47] 住在店房里

[00:01:49] 本地有个大财主

[00:01:52] 赵员外

[00:01:54] 哎呀

[00:01:54] 这人才好呢

[00:01:56] 赵员外一心想娶一个外室

[00:02:01] 没有合适的

[00:02:03] 经我这同乡给介绍

[00:02:06] 我们爷儿俩就同意了

[00:02:09] 给赵员外做外事

[00:02:13] 您可别笑话呀

[00:02:15] 哎

[00:02:17] 鲁达说

[00:02:18] 这算什么

[00:02:19] 什么叫正事

[00:02:21] 什么叫外事啊

[00:02:23] 诶

[00:02:23] 吃口饭就行呗

[00:02:26] 是啊

[00:02:28] 诶

[00:02:28] 我这姑爷挺好

[00:02:30] 对我们爷儿俩果然不错

[00:02:33] 这不是给买的房子拨的仆人

[00:02:38] 要什么给什么

[00:02:40] 这人心呐

[00:02:41] 才善良呢

[00:02:43] 你住长了

[00:02:45] 就能见着他了

[00:02:47] 他有时候在家里

[00:02:49] 有时就到这儿来

[00:02:53] 其实说了半天呢

[00:02:55] 什么叫外室啊

[00:02:56] 就是小婆子

[00:02:59] 在那封建社会

[00:03:00] 有钱的人三妻四妾

[00:03:02] 这是常有的事儿

[00:03:04] 也并不奇怪

[00:03:07] 就是金老汉

[00:03:08] 妇女这个处境

[00:03:11] 如今落到这一步也就是不错了

[00:03:14] 鲁达也挺替他们高兴

[00:03:17] 老头儿说

[00:03:18] 你等会儿啊

[00:03:20] 我给我女儿送个信儿

[00:03:22] 叫他来拜见恩公

[00:03:24] 他住到后院的楼上

[00:03:26] 呵

[00:03:26] 后院还带楼的

[00:03:28] 时间不大

[00:03:30] 金翠莲来了

[00:03:32] 见着鲁达大拜了六拜

[00:03:37] 不知道拜多少

[00:03:39] 拜好了

[00:03:40] 眼泪也掉下来

[00:03:41] 恩公长

[00:03:43] 恩公短

[00:03:44] 没有您救我们

[00:03:46] 我们哪有今天

[00:03:49] 老头也跪下了

[00:03:51] 一个劲儿说拜年的话

[00:03:54] 这鲁达这个人

[00:03:55] 他心软

[00:03:56] 受不了这个鲁达用手相缠

[00:03:59] 哎呀

[00:04:00] 算了算了算了算了

[00:04:01] 这算不得什么

[00:04:02] 你们别挂到嘴上

[00:04:06] 这爷儿俩才归坐

[00:04:09] 金老汉说

[00:04:10] 这样吧

[00:04:11] 这闲房子有的是

[00:04:13] 我们收拾出一间来

[00:04:15] 您就往我这儿一住

[00:04:17] 吃喝不愁

[00:04:19] 您就暂时先避避风

[00:04:23] 等这风刮过去之后

[00:04:26] 您觉着烦闷了

[00:04:28] 愿意走

[00:04:29] 我给您拿路费

[00:04:31] 不愿意走

[00:04:32] 您长期住这儿

[00:04:34] 我们也非常欢迎

[00:04:37] 鲁达点头

[00:04:39] 这顿饭

[00:04:40] 等吃完了

[00:04:42] 这姑娘非要亲自请鲁大吃饭

[00:04:46] 老头儿陪着

[00:04:48] 又准备的鸡鸭鱼肉

[00:04:50] 在后楼上设了一桌酒席

[00:04:53] 一直吃到掌灯这酒席还没散

[00:04:58] 还正吃着呢

[00:05:00] 楼下一阵大乱

[00:05:02] 人喊马嘶

[00:05:04] 别让他走了

[00:05:05] 他走不了哟

[00:05:08] 鲁达

[00:05:09] 赶紧把筷子放下

[00:05:10] 推开楼窗

[00:05:12] 往外头一看

[00:05:13] 来四五十号

[00:05:15] 还有骑着马的

[00:05:16] 有的拿着刀枪棍棒

[00:05:18] 鲁达赶紧把窗户关上了

[00:05:21] 我说老人家坏了

[00:05:23] 官府来抓我来了

[00:05:26] 他们的耳目真灵通啊

[00:05:29] 怎么我刚到这儿他们就知道了

[00:05:31] 老头儿也吓坏了

[00:05:34] 开个窗户缝往楼下一看

[00:05:37] 老头儿乐了

[00:05:39] 误会

[00:05:41] 误会

[00:05:42] 来的不是官府的人是咱们自己人

[00:05:47] 看着骑白马的呢

[00:05:48] 没

[00:05:49] 那就是我姑爷赵员外

[00:05:53] 我下楼问问他

[00:05:54] 这是为什么

[00:05:55] 老头儿

[00:05:56] 下了楼了

[00:05:58] 鲁达不相信

[00:06:00] 开开楼窗户看着一瞅

[00:06:03] 金老汉到了骑白马那主儿面前

[00:06:07] 嘀咕了几句

[00:06:08] 那个人也乐了

[00:06:09] 赶紧甩蹬下马

[00:06:11] 把手一挥

[00:06:12] 带领那些人全退去了

[00:06:15] 把那个人一直领到楼上

[00:06:20] 等见了面

[00:06:21] 鲁达一看

[00:06:22] 这主不到40 岁

[00:06:24] 比自己高这一拳

[00:06:27] 面似银盆

[00:06:28] 三绺黑胡

[00:06:30] 五官端正

[00:06:31] 一派的正气

[00:06:34] 一看他就是个好人

[00:06:36] 金老汉

[00:06:37] 赶紧介绍

[00:06:38] 哈哈

[00:06:39] 我说这就是赵员外

[00:06:42] 我说姑爷啊

[00:06:44] 你不是常听我们爷儿俩叨念嘛

[00:06:48] 这位就是我们的救命恩人鲁提辖鲁达呀

[00:06:56] 赵员外撩衣服跪倒

[00:07:00] 给鲁达就磕头

[00:07:02] 恩公在上

[00:07:04] 小人不知

[00:07:06] 望其恕罪呀

[00:07:09] 鲁达用手相搀

[00:07:11] 请起请起

[00:07:11] 不敢当

[00:07:12] 不敢当啊

[00:07:14] 我

[00:07:14] 你方才领着伙人那是干什么

[00:07:18] 赵员外脸一红

[00:07:19] 哎呀

[00:07:20] 惭愧惭愧

[00:07:22] 有人给我送个信儿

[00:07:25] 说是

[00:07:27] 嗨

[00:07:27] 我怎么说呢

[00:07:29] 我说吧

[00:07:30] 到底怎么回事儿

[00:07:31] 说来个男的

[00:07:34] 到了我内人的楼上了

[00:07:37] 好像那意思来找便宜

[00:07:40] 我一听

[00:07:41] 火往上撞

[00:07:42] 领着人来抓来了

[00:07:44] 结果是误会

[00:07:46] 闹了半天

[00:07:47] 是我内人招待恩公

[00:07:50] 鲁达

[00:07:51] 明白了

[00:07:52] 闹了半天

[00:07:53] 这家还是醋坛子

[00:07:55] 诶

[00:07:56] 这是吃醋好嘛

[00:07:59] 真是一场误会

[00:08:00] 鲁达哈哈大笑

[00:08:02] 啊

[00:08:03] 赵员外说

[00:08:04] 这这这哪行

[00:08:05] 不能在这儿

[00:08:06] 恩公啊

[00:08:07] 请到我家去

[00:08:08] 我家住在七宝村

[00:08:10] 离这十里地

[00:08:12] 到我家一住

[00:08:13] 你哪儿都甭去了

[00:08:16] 鲁达一看他出于至诚

[00:08:19] 跟他去

[00:08:20] 的确好

[00:08:21] 坐到这儿

[00:08:22] 出入也多有不便呢

[00:08:25] 就这样

[00:08:26] 骑着马

[00:08:27] 赵员外接着他到了七宝村

[00:08:31] 打这儿之后

[00:08:32] 他就住下了

[00:08:33] 这赵员外天天吃饱了

[00:08:35] 没事儿陪着鲁达长谈

[00:08:40] 等谈到枪棒和武艺这方面

[00:08:43] 鲁达这才发现

[00:08:45] 这赵员外感情也会两下子

[00:08:50] 越谈越投机

[00:08:52] 越处越亲密

[00:08:55] 两个人居然弟兄相称

[00:08:58] 是形影不离

[00:09:00] 书说简短

[00:09:02] 鲁达在七宝村就住了40 天

[00:09:07] 这天赵员外没事儿

[00:09:09] 两个人正在谈话的时候

[00:09:12] 金老汉跑来了

[00:09:15] 胡子都飞起多高来

[00:09:17] 哎呀

[00:09:18] 恩公啊

[00:09:20] 姑爷啊

[00:09:21] 大事不好了啊

[00:09:24] 出什么事了

[00:09:26] 昨天开始有三个治工的人

[00:09:31] 到了我们那块了

[00:09:33] 探头所脑

[00:09:34] 问这问那

[00:09:36] 寻根问底

[00:09:38] 就问起恩公来了

[00:09:41] 绝不是好事儿啊

[00:09:45] 希望你们速做准备

[00:09:48] 以防不测

[00:09:53] 鲁达闻听

[00:09:54] 顿感一阵紧张

[00:09:56] 诶

[00:09:58] 我就知道

[00:10:00] 迟早得有这么一手

[00:10:03] 我说金老汉呢

[00:10:06] 我住这些日子

[00:10:08] 我非常感谢

[00:10:10] 我不能再待了

[00:10:12] 给你们惹来麻烦

[00:10:14] 我于心不忍

[00:10:15] 现在我就走

[00:10:18] 赵元说

[00:10:19] 那用不着

[00:10:21] 你就住在这儿

[00:10:22] 外边来的事情

[00:10:24] 有我挡着

[00:10:25] 我我我我

[00:10:26] 我可不是那种人

[00:10:28] 你为我受了株连

[00:10:30] 我就死也闭不上眼睛

[00:10:33] 我说非走不可

[00:10:36] 金老汉怎么留也留不住

[00:10:40] 赵员外怎么劝也劝不了

[00:10:43] 最后赵员外就问

[00:10:46] N

[00:10:46] 不

[00:10:48] 但不知你离开我这儿

[00:10:50] 有投奔的地方吗

[00:10:53] 没有

[00:10:54] 走到哪儿我也不清楚

[00:10:57] 撞大运吧

[00:10:58] 实在走不通

[00:11:00] 有个死字儿在那顶住了

[00:11:03] 恩人

[00:11:04] 那何苦呢

[00:11:06] 我倒有个主意

[00:11:08] 只是怕恩公不肯

[00:11:12] 什么主意

[00:11:13] 你说吧

[00:11:14] 呃

[00:11:16] 离这40 里地是五台山

[00:11:20] 五台山上有座古刹

[00:11:23] 是文殊院呢

[00:11:25] 我跟文殊院的老方丈至真

[00:11:29] 交情莫逆

[00:11:31] 原在我父亲活着的时候

[00:11:34] 就是庙上的大施主啊

[00:11:39] 到了我这辈儿

[00:11:40] 上

[00:11:40] 跟庙上的关系仍然是那么亲密

[00:11:44] 我的意思是说呢

[00:11:47] 如果恩公愿意的话

[00:11:50] 能否

[00:11:52] 去当和尚

[00:11:54] 把头剃了

[00:11:55] 一当和尚

[00:11:57] 这可就保了险了

[00:11:59] 那智真长老也是手眼通天

[00:12:03] 官府的人断不敢上那儿抓差办案

[00:12:07] 不知恩公

[00:12:10] 能肯否

[00:12:12] 呃

[00:12:14] 哎呀

[00:12:15] 当和尚这玩意别扭点

[00:12:18] 不过呢

[00:12:20] 能躲过风险

[00:12:22] 也是一件好事儿

[00:12:24] 妥了

[00:12:26] 就这么办

[00:12:27] 你愿意了

[00:12:28] 愿意那太好了

[00:12:31] 要愿意的话

[00:12:32] 明天我就送您奔五台山

[00:12:37] 这赵员外也真是个好人

[00:12:41] 虽然说鲁达对金老父女有恩

[00:12:48] 但是呢

[00:12:49] 知恩不报的人那不有的是吗

[00:12:54] 要不世上怎么有那么句话叫白眼狼呢

[00:12:58] 那样的人还会说呢

[00:13:00] 谁让你救我来的

[00:13:01] 你活该

[00:13:01] 我也没请你

[00:13:04] 像这样的事儿并不奇怪

[00:13:07] 因此

[00:13:08] 赵员外也好

[00:13:10] 金老汉父女也好

[00:13:12] 这都得算有心的人呢

[00:13:15] 为了鲁达

[00:13:17] 甘当风险呢

[00:13:19] 花费了很多很多心血

[00:13:23] 书说简短

[00:13:24] 到了第二天

[00:13:26] 赵员外准备了两乘轿子

[00:13:29] 四彩礼物

[00:13:31] 封了二百两银子

[00:13:34] 让鲁达做一乘轿

[00:13:36] 自己坐一乘轿

[00:13:38] 起身

[00:13:39] 赶奔五台山

[00:13:43] 金老汉父女前来送行

[00:13:46] 万语千言

[00:13:48] 咱自不必说

[00:13:49] 最后是洒泪分别呀

[00:13:53] 这样

[00:13:53] 鲁达跟着赵员外

[00:13:56] 一直来到五台山文殊院

[00:14:01] 那五台山还了得吗

[00:14:03] 在当时

[00:14:05] 他跟普陀山、九华山都称作佛门圣地

[00:14:13] 和尚也多

[00:14:14] 香火也最盛啊

[00:14:17] 这五台山文殊院大小和尚都超过千人

[00:14:24] 您算得有多大吧

[00:14:28] 等着庙前落轿

[00:14:31] 赵员外

[00:14:32] 鲁达全下了轿子

[00:14:33] 仆人在后边跟着

[00:14:36] 早有人到里边给送信儿去了

[00:14:39] 可时间不大

[00:14:41] 里边的首座督寺

[00:14:44] 监寺知客

[00:14:47] 大小和尚五六十人出来迎接赵施主啊

[00:14:53] 为什么呢

[00:14:54] 一则是老熟人

[00:14:56] 二一则你家赵员外家里有钱

[00:15:00] 父

[00:15:01] 一辈子

[00:15:02] 一辈

[00:15:03] 拿钱往庙上施舍

[00:15:07] 不是有那么句话吗

[00:15:09] 出家人不贪财

[00:15:11] 越多越好啊

[00:15:14] 敢得罪财神爷吗

[00:15:17] 因此前来列队迎接

[00:15:21] 文殊院不远有一座小山头

[00:15:24] 山头上修了一座八角的亭子

[00:15:29] 上山的人累了

[00:15:31] 可以坐这亭子上歇一歇

[00:15:33] 下山的人累了

[00:15:35] 也在这儿歇歇腿儿

[00:15:37] 就这样

[00:15:39] 首座和尚

[00:15:40] 把他们让进凉亭

[00:15:44] 让他们在这儿歇着

[00:15:46] 喝着水

[00:15:47] 有人给老方丈治针送信去了

[00:15:52] 也就喝了两碗茶吧

[00:15:54] 智真长老亲自来迎接

[00:15:57] 后边带着大小和尚100来人

[00:16:03] 双方见面之后啊

[00:16:05] 大和尚打问讯

[00:16:08] 诵法号

[00:16:09] 阿弥陀佛

[00:16:11] 善哉善哉

[00:16:14] 檀越今日怎么有时间到必差

[00:16:22] 檀越

[00:16:23] 就是这赵员外

[00:16:25] 赵员外

[00:16:25] 赶紧以礼相还放着

[00:16:29] 我是无事不登三宝殿呢

[00:16:33] 今天见老方丈有一事相求

[00:16:37] 好好好

[00:16:38] 咱们里边谈

[00:16:40] 里边谈

[00:16:43] 说着话往里走

[00:16:45] 等进了大庙

[00:16:47] 鲁达往左右看看好嘛

[00:16:50] 这庙得有多大呀

[00:16:52] 看这意思

[00:16:54] 能有十几层大殿呢

[00:16:57] 山门外

[00:16:58] 有一对丈八高的金刚

[00:17:02] 哼哈二将把门

[00:17:05] 正中央有横匾、文书、鼓刹

[00:17:09] 顺着当中的甬路往里走

[00:17:12] 穿宅过院

[00:17:14] 走一层又一层

[00:17:15] 才到了方丈

[00:17:19] 进屋一看

[00:17:20] 古香古色

[00:17:22] 非常宽大

[00:17:23] 正中央一张禅床上头放着蒲团

[00:17:29] 智真长老坐到禅床上

[00:17:33] 让赵员外坐到客位

[00:17:37] 这鲁达也坐下了

[00:17:39] 赵员外一拽他的衣服

[00:17:43] 我告诉你的话

[00:17:44] 你别忘了

[00:17:45] 你上这儿来当和尚

[00:17:47] 你怎么能坐着呢

[00:17:49] 你得委屈委屈站在我身后

[00:17:51] 诶诶诶诶呀

[00:17:53] 这这这规矩还真多

[00:17:55] 我也忘了

[00:17:57] 这

[00:17:58] 鲁达垂首站在赵员外身旁

[00:18:03] 说了几句话之后

[00:18:05] 赵员外吩咐

[00:18:06] 把礼物献上

[00:18:09] 这四彩礼能是一般般的吗

[00:18:14] 全是名贵的绸缎

[00:18:17] 名贵的药材

[00:18:19] 还有一部分珠宝

[00:18:22] 二百两白银

[00:18:25] 智真长老一看

[00:18:27] 阿弥陀佛

[00:18:29] 请问檀月

[00:18:32] 不年不节

[00:18:34] 你送这些礼物作甚呐

[00:18:38] 这是我孝敬方丈

[00:18:42] 聊表寸心呢

[00:18:45] 好吧

[00:18:47] 既然如此

[00:18:48] 老僧可就财黑了

[00:18:52] 把礼物收下

[00:18:54] 是有人把礼物接过去了

[00:18:58] 然后老方丈问

[00:19:01] 赵檀月

[00:19:03] 方才你说有一事相求

[00:19:06] 那你说吧

[00:19:07] 有什么事情

[00:19:09] 凡是老僧我能办到的

[00:19:13] 老方丈

[00:19:15] 我先给您介绍个人

[00:19:17] 就是他

[00:19:18] 他是我表弟

[00:19:20] 名叫鲁达

[00:19:23] 他是军汉出身

[00:19:25] 因为看破红尘

[00:19:28] 打算要落发为僧

[00:19:31] 恳请方丈大发慈悲

[00:19:35] 能答应这个要求

[00:19:37] 最好能收他做一名弟子

[00:19:41] 我就感恩不尽了

[00:19:45] 哦

[00:19:49] 智真长老打量鲁达

[00:19:52] 这时赵员外一拽

[00:19:55] 他那意思过去磕头啊

[00:19:58] 鲁达这才过来

[00:20:00] 赶紧撩衣服跪倒

[00:20:03] 方丈在上山下有礼了

[00:20:10] 这一说话

[00:20:11] 跟打雷似的

[00:20:13] 两旁的和尚抿嘴都乐了

[00:20:17] 心说

[00:20:17] 你吵吵什么呢

[00:20:19] 就

[00:20:19] 就你这模样

[00:20:21] 好像凶神似的

[00:20:22] 还跑这儿出家呀

[00:20:24] 老方丈肯定不能答应

[00:20:28] 可智真长老看了一看哦

[00:20:32] 免礼平身吧

[00:20:36] 赵檀岳

[00:20:37] 他是你的表弟

[00:20:38] 正是

[00:20:40] 好

[00:20:41] 容我

[00:20:43] 跟手下人商议商议

[00:20:47] 来人呢

[00:20:48] 外边准备素斋

[00:20:52] 知客僧请着他们二位出去吃饭去了

[00:20:56] 屋没人了

[00:20:59] 人家得研究研究

[00:21:02] 这时候

[00:21:03] 首座督寺监寺知客书记

[00:21:09] 这是和尚的名册

[00:21:12] 1000来和尚没人管着哪行啊

[00:21:17] 一共30 多个头头

[00:21:19] 全围拢在禅床的周围

[00:21:23] 还没等智真长老说话

[00:21:26] 这些和尚们先说了

[00:21:28] 师傅

[00:21:29] 方丈

[00:21:30] 此人面带凶器

[00:21:34] 面目狰狞

[00:21:36] 收不得

[00:21:37] 收不得呀

[00:21:39] 要把他收下

[00:21:40] 酒后必然惹乱子

[00:21:45] 大伙儿异口同声

[00:21:47] 全部同意

[00:21:50] 老方丈一皱眉

[00:21:52] 这

[00:21:55] 话也不能这么说

[00:21:58] 尔等都知道

[00:21:59] 赵檀越乃是咱庙上的大施主啊

[00:22:06] 咱怎么能得罪人家呢

[00:22:09] 再者一说

[00:22:10] 看人不能看表面

[00:22:14] 光看他长得凶

[00:22:16] 就断定他不是好人

[00:22:19] 就武断的说将来要惹麻烦

[00:22:22] 这也不对呀

[00:22:24] 哎

[00:22:26] 我看还是收下为妙

[00:22:29] 去方丈合适吗

[00:22:32] 望您慎重考虑

[00:22:36] 老方呢一看这怎么办呢

[00:22:38] 都不同意有主意了

[00:22:41] 诶这样吧

[00:22:43] 老衲说了也不算

[00:22:45] 尔等们说了也不算

[00:22:49] 问问佛爷吧

[00:22:51] 诶

[00:22:52] 这还带问佛爷的

[00:22:54] 老方丈吩咐

[00:22:55] 点起一炷香来

[00:22:58] 身披袈裟

[00:22:59] 坐在禅床之上

[00:23:01] 嘴中是念念有词

[00:23:04] 时间不大

[00:23:06] 入定了

[00:23:09] 其他的和尚静静的在这儿听着

[00:23:14] 过了好长好长一段时间

[00:23:18] 大和尚这才把眼睁开

[00:23:22] 一睁开

[00:23:23] 满面春风

[00:23:26] 尔等

[00:23:26] Man

[00:23:28] 佛爷有法旨

[00:23:31] 让我们放心

[00:23:33] 尽管剃度于他

[00:23:37] 佛爷还说

[00:23:38] 此人心地良善

[00:23:41] 秉性刚直

[00:23:43] 虽然时下凶顽

[00:23:45] 命中驳杂

[00:23:47] 酒后却得清净

[00:23:50] 正果非凡

[00:23:53] 汝等不及也

[00:23:57] 大伙儿一听

[00:23:59] 这佛爷的指示

[00:24:01] 谁敢违背呀

[00:24:03] 其实有些人心里跟明镜一样

[00:24:07] 知道

[00:24:07] 老方丈这叫弄酒

[00:24:11] 既然这样

[00:24:12] 就收下吧

[00:24:15] 所以等他们吃完饭之后

[00:24:18] 又把赵员外鲁达请进来

[00:24:21] 老方丈

[00:24:23] 至真表态

[00:24:24] 愿意收鲁达为徒

[00:24:28] 赵员外

[00:24:29] 喜出望外呀

[00:24:31] 这不能回家

[00:24:32] 就住在这儿了

[00:24:34] 缺什么用什么

[00:24:35] 他得张罗呀

[00:24:37] 像那僧帽

[00:24:38] 僧鞋

[00:24:38] 僧袍

[00:24:39] 袈裟

[00:24:40] 法器

[00:24:41] 那玩意儿也不少钱呢

[00:24:44] 都得用银子

[00:24:46] 开列个清单

[00:24:48] 赵员外一算计

[00:24:50] 光这笔花销还得200银子

[00:24:53] 马上命仆人

[00:24:55] 赶紧回家去取

[00:24:57] 取五百两来

[00:24:59] 又拿来五百两银子

[00:25:02] 老和尚自然高兴了

[00:25:05] 选良辰

[00:25:06] 挑吉日

[00:25:08] 就在这大殿

[00:25:10] 中鼎齐名

[00:25:12] 香烟缭绕

[00:25:14] 率领千余和尚先拜了三世佛

[00:25:20] 然后开始给鲁达剃度

[00:25:25] 得踢脑袋

[00:25:28] 有长刀的

[00:25:29] 让鲁达跪在佛前

[00:25:32] 把头发分成九股

[00:25:35] 一刀一刀剃

[00:25:37] 剃一刀

[00:25:38] 还念一段经

[00:25:41] 哎呀

[00:25:41] 鲁达新说话

[00:25:43] 完了完了

[00:25:46] 没想到活到31 岁

[00:25:50] 当了秃驴了

[00:25:53] 谁知道在文殊院

[00:25:56] 哀家是吉凶还是祸福