《水浒0012》歌词

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[00:00:01] 花和尚鲁智深又犯了馋劲儿了

[00:00:08] 又想喝酒又想吃肉

[00:00:14] 感情人这个嗜好啊

[00:00:16] 很难把它戒掉

[00:00:20] 除非有坚强的毅力和特殊的压力

[00:00:26] 不然的话

[00:00:27] 靠自觉呀

[00:00:29] 一般人做不到

[00:00:33] 尤其鲁智深压根儿就没想把他彻底戒掉

[00:00:40] 所以呢

[00:00:41] 时隐时现

[00:00:43] 等有了机会了

[00:00:44] 他非喝不可

[00:00:46] 他要不下山溜达

[00:00:48] 他也不能喝

[00:00:51] 就这样

[00:00:52] 他进了酒馆儿了

[00:00:54] 伙计一看就愣住了

[00:00:56] 呃 师傅

[00:00:58] 我们不能卖给出家人酒啊

[00:01:02] 我说

[00:01:02] 这谁定的规矩

[00:01:04] 这是五台山文殊院定的规矩

[00:01:09] 我说这不笑话吗

[00:01:11] 我不是五台山的和尚

[00:01:14] 我受他什么约束啊

[00:01:17] 我们那个庙上

[00:01:18] 他允许喝酒啊

[00:01:20] 啊

[00:01:22] 您不是五台山的和尚啊

[00:01:23] 不是

[00:01:25] 我是过路的僧人

[00:01:28] 哦

[00:01:29] 可也是

[00:01:31] 一个地方一个规矩

[00:01:34] 要照这么说

[00:01:35] 这酒还可以卖

[00:01:37] 唉 卖吧

[00:01:39] 我们呢

[00:01:40] 不像五台山文殊院这么严

[00:01:44] 那好嘞 师傅

[00:01:46] 您要几碗

[00:01:48] 唉

[00:01:49] 先来十碗

[00:01:51] 十碗

[00:01:53] 你来吧

[00:01:54] 不够在天

[00:01:57] 要好酒啊

[00:01:59] 我不怕多花钱

[00:02:01] 您放心吧

[00:02:02] 我们这都是开坛

[00:02:04] 十里香把十碗酒给端上来了

[00:02:10] 哎呀

[00:02:11] 鲁智深提鼻子一闻

[00:02:13] 真香啊

[00:02:15] 也搭着五六个月没喝了

[00:02:19] 这一阳脖蹲蹲蹲蹲蹲炖三碗进去了

[00:02:25] 把嘴一擦

[00:02:27] 好酒

[00:02:28] 好酒

[00:02:31] 伙计

[00:02:32] 你在这儿给我满着

[00:02:34] 我接茬喝

[00:02:35] 好嘞

[00:02:38] 这玩意儿还流水作业

[00:02:41] 这头儿给他倒着酒

[00:02:43] 那头儿他喝着

[00:02:45] 等那头儿也倒满了

[00:02:47] 这头也喝光了

[00:02:49] 眨眼之间

[00:02:51] 一坛子酒就进去了

[00:02:54] 鲁智深还告诫自己

[00:02:56] 不要贪杯

[00:02:58] 不要过量

[00:02:59] 到了这会儿

[00:03:01] 全忘了

[00:03:03] 越喝越兴奋

[00:03:05] 越喝越兴奋

[00:03:07] 伙计

[00:03:09] 拿肉来

[00:03:12] 师傅 对不起

[00:03:14] 我们这肉啊

[00:03:15] 都卖光了

[00:03:16] 没有

[00:03:17] 他娘的

[00:03:18] 真晦气

[00:03:22] 他又喝了两碗

[00:03:23] 皮鼻子一闻

[00:03:26] 不对呀

[00:03:27] 哪儿飘来的肉香啊

[00:03:29] 唉

[00:03:30] 怎么这么香

[00:03:32] 他站起身来学摸

[00:03:34] 等到院儿里头一看

[00:03:35] 吱吱

[00:03:36] 一口大锅

[00:03:37] 咕咚咕咚咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟

[00:03:39] 里边儿正炖着肉呢

[00:03:43] 掀给草帘子

[00:03:44] 他往里一看哪

[00:03:46] 好嘛

[00:03:47] 炖着一只狗

[00:03:50] 这下他可不干了

[00:03:53] 一把把伙计给烙住了

[00:03:55] 我 我

[00:03:55] 这怎么回事儿

[00:03:56] 你为什么瞪眼儿欺骗山家

[00:04:00] 师傅 师傅

[00:04:01] 您 您听我说

[00:04:04] 这

[00:04:04] 这狗是人家

[00:04:05] 别人求我们给炖的

[00:04:08] 一会儿人家来取货

[00:04:09] 来 这

[00:04:10] 我们能卖吗

[00:04:12] 唉

[00:04:14] 甭问他

[00:04:16] 既然求你炖

[00:04:18] 他也是卖的

[00:04:20] 山家多给钱也就是了

[00:04:23] 不行不行不行

[00:04:25] 我们没法儿交代

[00:04:28] 师傅

[00:04:29] 离这不远

[00:04:30] 那儿就卖肉

[00:04:31] 您吃多少

[00:04:32] 您去买去不就结了吗

[00:04:34] 不

[00:04:35] 山家就喜欢狗肉

[00:04:40] 后来呀

[00:04:41] 实在伙计没有辙了

[00:04:44] 答应卖给他半只啊

[00:04:47] 他给了二两银子

[00:04:50] 这只狗还真肥呀

[00:04:54] 就这样给他剁吧剁吧端上来

[00:04:58] 鲁智深把腮帮子抡开了

[00:05:01] 这顿吃了

[00:05:04] 让伙计又给捣了点蒜泥

[00:05:07] 好狗肉蘸蒜泥

[00:05:10] 再喝着烧酒

[00:05:12] 吃的他是通身冒汗哪

[00:05:16] 这个舒服劲儿

[00:05:18] 难以形容

[00:05:21] 后来他不喝了

[00:05:23] 觉着喝的太多了

[00:05:25] 比上一次还能多喝了一倍呀

[00:05:30] 嗯

[00:05:31] 也饱了

[00:05:33] 还剩下一条狗腿

[00:05:35] 卷吧卷吧他塞怀里头了

[00:05:39] 结了账

[00:05:40] 晃晃悠悠离开酒馆

[00:05:43] 顺着盘山道回文殊院

[00:05:47] 一开始他心里还挺清楚

[00:05:51] 我先别回庙

[00:05:53] 找个地方我睡他一觉儿

[00:05:56] 等我也睡醒了

[00:05:58] 酒劲儿也过去了

[00:05:59] 我再回去

[00:06:01] 谁也不知道

[00:06:05] 哪知道被山风一吹

[00:06:08] 酒劲儿涌上来了

[00:06:11] 头脑发昏

[00:06:13] 又醉了

[00:06:16] 这一喝醉了酒啊

[00:06:18] 他这个理智就乱了套了

[00:06:21] 把什么他都忘了

[00:06:24] 摘摘晃晃往前走

[00:06:26] 就走到半山腰那座凉亭上了

[00:06:32] 实在觉着有点儿走不动了

[00:06:35] 心说进凉亭我好好歇他一会儿

[00:06:39] 等坐到石墩上往石桌上一趴

[00:06:43] 这心里开始闹腾了

[00:06:46] 五脏都往上翻哪

[00:06:48] 把大嘴一张

[00:06:49] 这个吐啊

[00:06:51] 您说多没出息吧

[00:06:54] 你何必吃了再吐出来呢

[00:06:57] 啊

[00:06:58] 不这么折腾他不好受

[00:07:01] 鲁智深心说他娘的

[00:07:04] 我完了完了

[00:07:07] 喝点儿酒怎么就这么难受呢

[00:07:10] 唉

[00:07:11] 尤其这两条腿还酸软

[00:07:15] 眼瞅着庙就回不去啊

[00:07:18] 我明白了

[00:07:20] 多日不练功的缘故啊

[00:07:23] 我把武术扔了

[00:07:25] 不行

[00:07:27] 我还得捡起来

[00:07:29] 今天我在这儿练练拳

[00:07:34] 您说他喝醉了还想到了这件事儿

[00:07:39] 把僧衣款掉

[00:07:40] 就在凉亭这儿练开了五花拳

[00:07:45] 啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:07:48] 啾

[00:07:53] 那鲁达是军汉出身

[00:07:55] 净摆弄刀枪了

[00:07:58] 酷爱武术

[00:08:00] 那功底儿相当扎实

[00:08:03] 别看喝醉了

[00:08:04] 练的还不错

[00:08:06] 越练越高兴

[00:08:07] 是越练越高兴

[00:08:10] 鲁智深一想

[00:08:12] 我再练练靠山背

[00:08:15] 看看我脊梁上的功夫扔没扔

[00:08:19] 这凉亭它不是有柱子吗

[00:08:22] 他这大宽后背就靠在这柱子上了

[00:08:26] 把舌尖一顶上牙膛

[00:08:29] 丹田一叫一粒混元气

[00:08:32] 唉嗨哦嗨

[00:08:37] 你倒想想

[00:08:38] 这亭子架得住架不住啊

[00:08:41] 一则鲁智深功夫太棒

[00:08:45] 二则这亭子年久失修

[00:08:49] 当他铐到第三下的时候

[00:08:52] 咔啪

[00:08:55] 把柱子给铐折了

[00:08:58] 这亭子上边儿整个一个犄角塌下来了

[00:09:01] 好悬没把它拍到地下

[00:09:03] 呼隆一声

[00:09:05] 是天崩地裂一般的

[00:09:09] 鲁达赶紧跑出去了

[00:09:11] 回过头一看

[00:09:12] 好险好险哪

[00:09:19] 光着膀子列着衣服

[00:09:21] 晃晃悠悠是赶奔山门

[00:09:25] 觉着这阵儿身上轻快多了

[00:09:29] 单说守门值日的小和尚

[00:09:34] 突然听见天崩地裂一声

[00:09:37] 不知道发生什么事儿了

[00:09:39] 打凉棚一看

[00:09:41] 唉呦

[00:09:43] 半山腰的亭子无故倒塌了

[00:09:47] 这

[00:09:47] 这怎么他的啊

[00:09:50] 哎呦呵

[00:09:51] 那不是鲁智深吗

[00:09:53] 看这样又喝醉了

[00:09:56] 有心不让他进山门

[00:09:58] 又一想

[00:09:59] 慢着这爹谁也惹不起呀

[00:10:04] 前一回那值日的两个师兄好悬没叫他打死

[00:10:10] 我们别吃这亏

[00:10:13] 这俩值日的和尚一商议

[00:10:15] 赶紧抽身

[00:10:16] 到了里边儿

[00:10:17] 把山门关上了

[00:10:19] 上上了横栓

[00:10:21] 顶上了杠子

[00:10:24] 心说我们不理你

[00:10:26] 不让你进来也就算了

[00:10:30] 鲁智深迷迷糊糊看见了

[00:10:33] 他还说呢

[00:10:34] 别关门

[00:10:37] 等一等

[00:10:42] 一边吐着一边往上走

[00:10:45] 就来到山门近前

[00:10:47] 用手一推

[00:10:50] 门在里边儿关上了啊

[00:10:53] 甭问

[00:10:55] 是这俩秃驴找我的毛病啊

[00:10:59] 看着筛家来了

[00:11:01] 故意把门封闭

[00:11:03] 不让我进去

[00:11:05] 好小子

[00:11:07] 我扒你们的皮

[00:11:10] 开门哪

[00:11:12] 开门哪

[00:11:13] 咚咚咚

[00:11:15] 咚咚咚咚咚

[00:11:20] 他把拳头抡圆了

[00:11:22] 这顿锤呀

[00:11:24] 仗着这山门结实啊

[00:11:28] 高矮厚薄

[00:11:30] 衣如城门

[00:11:33] 非常结实

[00:11:35] 不然哪

[00:11:37] 就让这爹给锤倒了

[00:11:39] 就锤半天

[00:11:41] 他没吹开

[00:11:43] 俩值日的和尚隔着这门缝儿往外一看

[00:11:49] 呵

[00:11:49] 这心这高兴

[00:11:52] 心说鲁智深你不是横吗

[00:11:56] 这回把你急死

[00:11:57] 我们就不开门

[00:12:00] 看你有什么咒念

[00:12:02] 俩人在里边儿儿儿咯咯儿直乐

[00:12:06] 其实这也不对

[00:12:08] 这不是故意冒坏吗

[00:12:09] 鲁智深在外边儿听见了

[00:12:13] 这仗

[00:12:14] 他可不干了

[00:12:15] 嗷嗷怪叫

[00:12:17] 好啊

[00:12:20] 小秃驴

[00:12:23] 你竟敢拿筛家开心

[00:12:27] 容我把你们抓着

[00:12:29] 我要了你们的狗命

[00:12:31] 开门

[00:12:33] 咚咚咚

[00:12:36] 又锤了半天

[00:12:37] 还是锤不开

[00:12:40] 他一回头

[00:12:42] 看见山门外两座金刚

[00:12:47] 哼哈二将

[00:12:50] 全是泥塑的金身哪

[00:12:54] 哼哈二将金身高有两丈挂零

[00:12:58] 前面有护栏

[00:13:01] 弯着腰往下看着

[00:13:04] 气势非常威武啊

[00:13:08] 什么年代素的

[00:13:10] 那就不得而知了

[00:13:13] 鲁智深喝醉了

[00:13:16] 他回头看见哼哈二将

[00:13:19] 他娘的

[00:13:21] 塞家进不去门

[00:13:24] 你们他妈的乐什么

[00:13:27] 你们瞪眼儿看我干什么

[00:13:30] 是不

[00:13:31] 瞅筛家的哈哈笑

[00:13:35] 呸

[00:13:38] 就这样

[00:13:39] 他找了个木棒

[00:13:40] 他就下了手了

[00:13:42] 你说这俩金刚招着谁惹着谁了

[00:13:46] 让他这顿揍

[00:13:48] 我把腿上的皮儿也打掉了

[00:13:54] 把脚也给打掉了

[00:13:56] 把胳膊也给揍掉了

[00:13:59] 他还不解恨

[00:14:01] 他窜上神台

[00:14:03] 到后头用手推

[00:14:06] 三下五除二

[00:14:07] 呼隆一声把金刚给推倒

[00:14:14] 里边儿的小和尚一看

[00:14:16] 我娘唉

[00:14:18] 这下可捅了大娄子了

[00:14:21] 这还了得

[00:14:22] 撒脚如飞

[00:14:23] 禀报监四监寺赶紧禀报首座

[00:14:30] 首座一听

[00:14:32] 啊 算了

[00:14:33] 这都是老当家的惯的

[00:14:37] 不然的话

[00:14:38] 他不能这样放纵啊

[00:14:40] 干脆也别禀报老当家的了

[00:14:45] 赶紧集合人

[00:14:47] 快集合人

[00:14:49] 首座一声吩咐

[00:14:51] 集合了一百来人

[00:14:53] 手里都拿着家伙

[00:14:55] 拄杖

[00:14:56] 扫帚

[00:14:57] 木棒 扁担

[00:15:01] 然后首座告诉

[00:15:02] 把门 门开 开

[00:15:03] 偷着开

[00:15:04] 别让他知道

[00:15:07] 几个和尚仗着胆儿

[00:15:08] 把顶门杠子撤掉

[00:15:10] 门栓偷偷的拔掉了

[00:15:13] 单说鲁智深把金刚扳倒之后

[00:15:17] 喘了喘气儿

[00:15:18] 回来又砸门

[00:15:20] 他不知道里边儿把门栓拔掉了

[00:15:24] 他用手使劲儿一锤

[00:15:26] 用力过猛

[00:15:28] 这门开了

[00:15:29] 他整个就摔到里头

[00:15:32] 鼻子脸全呛破了

[00:15:35] 好半天

[00:15:37] 花和尚才爬起来

[00:15:39] 啊

[00:15:43] 这是有意戏耍我呀

[00:15:45] 抬头一看 呵

[00:15:47] 一百多和尚手拿家伙严阵以待

[00:15:53] 鲁智深用手点指

[00:15:55] 好哇

[00:15:56] 尔等

[00:15:58] 大秃驴

[00:15:59] 小秃驴

[00:16:00] 我看你往哪里走

[00:16:03] 他好像猛虎下山一般

[00:16:07] 就奔和尚们冲过去了

[00:16:11] 你别看一百多和尚也挡不住一个鲁智深

[00:16:18] 让鲁智深拳打脚踢

[00:16:21] 把他们打的是跑的跑

[00:16:23] 爬的爬呀

[00:16:26] 重的趴那儿起不来了

[00:16:28] 轻的眼睛闹个封喉

[00:16:31] 吱哇乱叫啊

[00:16:35] 打了个落花流水

[00:16:37] 剩下三十几个和尚退进京堂

[00:16:41] 把门儿关上了

[00:16:42] 花和尚窜上来

[00:16:44] 一脚把隔扇门踢碎

[00:16:48] 他就冲进去了

[00:16:50] 转圈儿撵着打

[00:16:53] 把和尚们可给打坏了

[00:16:55] 我的娘啊

[00:16:56] 救命啊

[00:16:57] 救命起

[00:16:58] 就咔嚓劈嚓啪嚓

[00:17:03] 把放鲸的格子也给推倒了

[00:17:06] 书楚也翻了个儿了

[00:17:10] 他打来打去

[00:17:12] 晃晃悠悠回到他睡觉那屋去了

[00:17:17] 咱说过不止一次了

[00:17:20] 这屋是练习坐禅的地方

[00:17:23] 有一百多和尚

[00:17:26] 他这一进屋

[00:17:27] 咣当这一声

[00:17:29] 把和尚们全惊动了

[00:17:31] 一看

[00:17:32] 唉呦我的爹

[00:17:33] 他又喝醉了

[00:17:36] 连大气儿也不敢出啊

[00:17:38] 鲁智深回到自己的床上

[00:17:41] 把衣服一脱

[00:17:43] 唉

[00:17:45] 咕咚

[00:17:46] 唉

[00:17:46] 那狗大腿儿掉了

[00:17:49] 他一看 乐了

[00:17:51] 我说这是谁的

[00:17:53] 这是谁的狗腿

[00:17:56] 筛家正饿了

[00:17:59] 我吃了

[00:18:00] 不

[00:18:02] 他自己带来的

[00:18:04] 他都忘了捡起狗腿狼吞虎咽

[00:18:08] 他就吃

[00:18:09] 左右的两个和尚一皱眉呀

[00:18:12] 心说这什么玩意儿这是

[00:18:15] 这一咧嘴

[00:18:16] 叫他看见了

[00:18:17] 唉唉

[00:18:21] 别看你们不动荤

[00:18:24] 其实你们心里头可想吃肉呢

[00:18:27] 来

[00:18:28] 一人啃一口

[00:18:31] 我们可不吃

[00:18:32] 不吃也得吃

[00:18:34] 他伸手手抓旁边儿这和尚

[00:18:39] 这和尚躲挺快

[00:18:40] 一咕噜从床上咕噜下去了

[00:18:42] 他没抓着

[00:18:43] 回手把那和尚抓住了

[00:18:46] 裂耳朵往嘴里就塞

[00:18:48] 狗肉啊

[00:18:50] 这和尚这个叫唤呢

[00:18:53] 叫唤出去

[00:18:55] 一挺脖儿

[00:18:57] 还真吃了一口

[00:18:59] 其实还真挺香这玩意儿啊

[00:19:02] 就在这时候

[00:19:03] 坐堂的大和尚唐头僧过来了

[00:19:07] 鲁智深哪

[00:19:08] 你要干什么

[00:19:10] 唉

[00:19:10] 你也馋狗肉了

[00:19:12] 来

[00:19:13] 你也吃一口

[00:19:16] 唐头僧见势不好

[00:19:17] 转身就跑

[00:19:19] 这一百多和尚也没法练功了

[00:19:22] 全跑了

[00:19:23] 一哄而散

[00:19:25] 鲁智深哪

[00:19:26] 光着脚拎着狗腿在后头就追

[00:19:31] 整个一座文殊院就乱了套了

[00:19:37] 有人马上禀报真长老

[00:19:42] 真长老一听

[00:19:43] 这回可真动了怒了

[00:19:46] 这还了得

[00:19:47] 这还了得

[00:19:49] 阿弥陀佛

[00:19:52] 罪过罪过呀

[00:19:56] 老方丈

[00:19:57] 您赶紧说应该怎么办吧

[00:20:00] 像这种人

[00:20:02] 要不好好的惩治于他

[00:20:04] 这还了得吗

[00:20:05] 唉 等等

[00:20:07] 怎么院儿里肃静了

[00:20:10] 大伙儿一听是没声了

[00:20:13] 赶紧派小和尚探听

[00:20:15] 小和尚回报说鲁智深撒够疯儿了

[00:20:20] 回他那屋里睡着了

[00:20:22] 现在正在沉沉大睡

[00:20:26] 阿弥陀佛

[00:20:29] 算了 算了

[00:20:32] 明天再说吧

[00:20:33] 啊 啊

[00:20:35] 我 老方丈

[00:20:37] 这次再要把他放过

[00:20:39] 他还有下次啊

[00:20:42] 那咱们这座清净禅林就要不得了

[00:20:46] 方丈啊

[00:20:48] 您赶紧发话吧

[00:20:50] 用绳子把他捆来

[00:20:53] 按他所作所为

[00:20:56] 就应该严厉的惩治

[00:21:00] 弥陀佛

[00:21:02] 尔等不准胡言乱语

[00:21:07] 处置是要处置的

[00:21:10] 哼

[00:21:11] 无奈他现在已经醉了

[00:21:15] 跟罪人能讲出什么道理去

[00:21:18] 啊

[00:21:20] 尔等岂不闻天子也要躲避罪汉

[00:21:26] 何况老纳呼

[00:21:30] 大伙儿一听

[00:21:31] 闹了半天

[00:21:32] 老方丈也怕他

[00:21:34] 这阵儿不敢惹他

[00:21:37] 大伙儿暗期暗别

[00:21:39] 好不容易到了第二天了

[00:21:44] 老方丈把所有的和尚全找来了

[00:21:47] 然后叫鲁智深

[00:21:50] 鲁智深这一夜呀

[00:21:51] 醒过酒儿来了

[00:21:54] 觉着这个脑袋

[00:21:55] 嘣嘣嘣

[00:21:55] 嘣嘣嘣

[00:21:56] 脑筋直蹦

[00:21:58] 脑袋发胀

[00:22:00] 这五脏六腑都不得劲儿

[00:22:03] 好像刀拉的似的

[00:22:04] 他又明白过来了

[00:22:07] 又后悔了

[00:22:09] 嘿

[00:22:11] 哎呀

[00:22:12] 我喝酒又喝过量了

[00:22:14] 又惹了祸了

[00:22:16] 回忆了一下

[00:22:18] 恐怕这次的祸比上次惹的还要大

[00:22:22] 老方丈

[00:22:23] 绝不能饶我了

[00:22:25] 等着吧

[00:22:26] 果然

[00:22:27] 老方丈叫他

[00:22:29] 鲁智深把衣服规整规整

[00:22:32] 低着头来见方丈

[00:22:35] 规规矩矩往拜殿上一跪

[00:22:39] 众僧是怒目而视

[00:22:43] 嗯

[00:22:45] 都瞅着他运气

[00:22:47] 看老方丈这回怎么处置他

[00:22:51] 老方丈往下看了看

[00:22:55] 智山

[00:22:57] 弟子在

[00:23:00] 唉

[00:23:03] 你惹的祸

[00:23:05] 你心里清楚吗

[00:23:08] 嗯

[00:23:09] 弟子贪杯过量

[00:23:12] 记不清了

[00:23:15] 那我就告诉你

[00:23:17] 你吃酒带醉

[00:23:20] 毁坏了半山腰的梁平

[00:23:24] 捣毁了山门外的金刚

[00:23:28] 打伤了你的师兄弟

[00:23:30] 呀

[00:23:31] 你简直是胆大妄为呀

[00:23:35] 智深哪

[00:23:37] 贫僧这座五台山文殊院几百年来清净禅林从来没有发生过这样的事情

[00:23:49] 既然你惹下了大祸

[00:23:53] 本方丈想要庇护你也不可能了

[00:23:59] 师傅

[00:24:01] 弟子罪该万死

[00:24:04] 望师傅惩治

[00:24:07] 怎么处置我都行

[00:24:10] 唉 晚了

[00:24:13] 晚了

[00:24:15] 智深哪

[00:24:17] 老僧给你想了一条出路

[00:24:23] 你从速离开五台山文殊院

[00:24:28] 我这里万万留不得你了

[00:24:31] 啊

[00:24:32] 您儿要撵我走

[00:24:34] 正是

[00:24:36] 我能留你

[00:24:38] 你那师兄弟也不答应啊

[00:24:42] 这是你自己找的

[00:24:45] 休怪老僧无情

[00:24:49] 但是看在赵檀岳的份上

[00:24:54] 老僧还不是把你推出门不管

[00:24:59] 我打算写封信

[00:25:01] 把你荐举到东京大相国寺

[00:25:06] 相国寺的方丈至卿乃是我师弟

[00:25:11] 让他给你找点事做

[00:25:15] 你看如何呀

[00:25:21] 嗯

[00:25:21] 鲁智深一想啊

[00:25:23] 也别怪人家

[00:25:26] 纯粹是我自己找的

[00:25:28] 哦

[00:25:28] 把我介绍到东京大相国寺去了

[00:25:32] 他一琢磨

[00:25:33] 可也不错

[00:25:35] 东京那多热闹啊

[00:25:37] 天子脚下

[00:25:39] 大邦之地

[00:25:41] 藏龙卧虎啊

[00:25:43] 没事儿到街上溜达溜达

[00:25:45] 不比这儿强的多吗

[00:25:48] 所以啊

[00:25:48] 他乐意了

[00:25:49] 往上叩头

[00:25:52] 一切全都仰仗老师安排

[00:25:57] 好

[00:25:58] 现在我就写信

[00:26:00] 然后给你准备路费

[00:26:03] 你可以离开五台山文殊院

[00:26:08] 来人

[00:26:09] 从速准备