《I Did What I Could with My Gas Mark》歌词

[00:00:00] I Did What I Could with My Gas Mask - George Formby

[00:00:07] Now I'm getting very fond of my gasmask I declare

[00:00:11] It hardly ever leaves my side

[00:00:15] I sling it on my back and I take it everywhere

[00:00:19] It even comes to bed at night

[00:00:23] It's been a real good pal to me I must confess

[00:00:27] And helped me out of many a mess

[00:00:31] My sister had a lot of socks to mend

[00:00:35] So she gave me a bouncing baby to tend

[00:00:39] And when I felt it leaking at one end

[00:00:43] Well I did what I could with my gas mask

[00:00:47] I bought a farm because I like fresh air

[00:00:51] At milking time a tried to do my share

[00:00:55] And when I found the bucket wasn't there

[00:00:59] I did what I could with my gasmask

[00:01:07] The lady living next door Mrs Hicks

[00:01:10] She heard the sirens blow one morn at ten to six

[00:01:14] She dashed outside in nothing but her nicks

[00:01:18] But she knew what to do with her gasmask

[00:01:22] By train I went for a very tiring ride

[00:01:26] There wasn't any corridor outside

[00:01:30] And when I felt the turning of the tide

[00:01:34] Well I did what I could with my gasmask

[00:01:42] To see old Epstein's Adam in the nude

[00:01:46] I once thought I'd go with my Aunt Ermintrude

[00:01:50] And when she sniffed and said 'Uh ' how very rude

[00:01:53] Still he knows what to do with his gas mask

[00:01:58] For years I've courted Anabella Price

[00:02:02] And always found her just as cold as ice

[00:02:05] Until one night the lass forgot her ma's advice

[00:02:09] And I did what I could with my gasmask