《No Joke(Clean)》歌词

[00:00:00] No Joke (Clean) - Apathy

[00:00:00] Yo we're here to break down our science know'mean

[00:00:03] You know what time it is

[00:00:05] Yeah yeah I know what time it is

[00:00:06] What time is it is it coochie time

[00:00:08] Nah nah it's not Gucci time

[00:00:10] It's time to speak the language of demigods

[00:00:11] Yo Apathy yo Soul it's time to hear your business

[00:00:15] Step to the mic baby

[00:00:17] Bounce with these cats

[00:00:28] Yo I got a problem with the mic

[00:00:29] So I solve it like a man

[00:00:31] Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can

[00:00:33] From Nike's on my feet to the mic that I freak

[00:00:36] MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef

[00:00:38] F**k fronting shut down pacs like game over

[00:00:41] Consistently light sh*t up like chain-smokers

[00:00:44] Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers

[00:00:46] Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us

[00:00:49] Funny how your honey or your dame came over

[00:00:51] When you were out last night couldn't remain sober

[00:00:53] You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover

[00:00:56] I woke up and bang a coocha til the day was over

[00:00:59] It's like that

[00:01:00] Like what

[00:01:00] Like this

[00:01:01] Motherf**kers try to dis get put on the hit list

[00:01:03] Punch punks like I'm pugilist yo catch the fist

[00:01:06] When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss

[00:01:09] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:11] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:14] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:16] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:19] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:21] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:24] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:26] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:28] On a scale of one to ten approximately I'm a thousand

[00:01:31] Stomp thru your neighborhood city or project housing

[00:01:34] I am something that you never seen before

[00:01:36] Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors

[00:01:39] I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey

[00:01:41] And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day

[00:01:44] All I need is a b**ch that'll give me wet dreams

[00:01:46] So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams

[00:01:48] I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums

[00:01:51] And stretch niggaz out like a motherf**king accordion

[00:01:54] I make you look stupid like cruisin the back

[00:01:56] You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet

[00:01:59] I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe

[00:02:01] Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows

[00:02:04] Yo me and apathy are like brothers since birth

[00:02:06] You catch a bad one and get put under the earth

[00:02:09] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:02:12] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:02:14] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:02:17] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:02:19] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:02:22] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:02:24] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:02:27] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:02:29] Yo I find your vital organs and put a machete there

[00:02:32] Thug type ni**a but b**ches say I'm a teddy bear

[00:02:34] Al Capone style bruising your back

[00:02:36] Make you an interracial cat have blue and half black

[00:02:39] Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack

[00:02:41] Sh*t on cats everything I flip on DAT's

[00:02:44] Hits hard like Rocky's spits cannot be missed

[00:02:46] Your God be pissed now I'm on some Nagasaki sh*t

[00:02:49] And while your at work I'll feed your b**ch a sloppy dick

[00:02:52] I got a hard drive your mans got a floppy dick

[00:02:54] The only time you have safe sex and be felt

[00:02:56] Is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat belt

[00:02:59] Your brains melts to mush your girl felt the rush

[00:03:02] Whens Ap's bounce and bust the pelvic thrusts

[00:03:04] Twist your spine inflict despicable sh*t through rhymes

[00:03:07] Critical incredible when crippling your pitiful mind

[00:03:09] Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time

[00:03:11] You signed the death mantra

[00:03:13] And bleed between the white line

[00:03:14] Crash the players ball make the chandelier fall

[00:03:17] Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floor

[00:03:19] And metaphors betta then yours settle the scores

[00:03:22] Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze

[00:03:24] You better applause your feminism

[00:03:25] I'll rip out your skeleton

[00:03:27] And now ladies and gentlemen

[00:03:29] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:32] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:03:34] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:37] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:03:39] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:42] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:03:44] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:47] Because I ain't no joke joke