《My Word You Do Look Queer》歌词

[00:00:00] I've been very poorly but now I feel fine

[00:00:03] I've been out today for the very first time

[00:00:05] I felt like a lad as I walked down the road

[00:00:07] Then I met old jones and he said well I'm blowed

[00:00:11] My word you do look queer my word you do look queer

[00:00:16] Oh dear you look dreadful you've had a near shave

[00:00:19] You look like a man with one foot in the grave'

[00:00:22] I said bosh l'm better it's true I've been ill'

[00:00:26] He said 'I'm delighted you're better but still

[00:00:28] I wish you'd a thousand for me in your will

[00:00:30] My word you do look queer'

[00:00:33] That didn't improve me it quite put me back

[00:00:35] Still I walked farther on and I met cousin jack

[00:00:38] He looked at me hard and he murmured'gee whiz

[00:00:41] It's like him it can't be it isn't it is

[00:00:45] By gosh who'd have thought it well well I declare

[00:00:48] I'd never have known you except for your hair

[00:00:50] My word you do look queer my word you do look queer

[00:00:55] Your faces are all sunk and your colour's all gone

[00:00:57] Your neck's very scraggy still you're getting on

[00:01:00] How old are you now thriy five emm that's true

[00:01:03] Your father died that age your mother did too

[00:01:07] Well the black clothes I wore then'll come in for you

[00:01:09] My word you do look queer'

[00:01:12] That really upset me I felt quite cast down

[00:01:15] But I tried to buck up and then up came old brown

[00:01:18] He stared at me hard then he solemnly said

[00:01:21] 'You shouldn't be out you should be home in bed

[00:01:24] I heard you were bad well I heard you were gone

[00:01:27] You look like a corpse with an overcoat on

[00:01:30] My word you do look queer my word you do look queer

[00:01:35] You'd best have a brandy before you drop dead'

[00:01:38] So pale as a sheet I crawled in the king's head'

[00:01:41] The barmaid sobbed 'oh you poor fellow' and then

[00:01:44] She said 'on the slate you owe just one pound ten

[00:01:47] You'd better pay up we shan't see you again

[00:01:50] My word you do look queer'

[00:01:53] My knees started knocking I did feel so sad

[00:01:56] Then brown said don't die in a pub it looks bad

[00:02:01] He said 'come with me I'll show you what to do

[00:02:03] Now I've got a friend who'll be useful to you

[00:02:07] He led me to black's undertaking depot

[00:02:09] And black with some crepe round his hat said hello

[00:02:13] 'My word you do look queer my word you do look queer

[00:02:18] Now we'll fix you up for a trifling amount

[00:02:20] Now what do you say to a bit on account'

[00:02:24] I said'I'm not dying he said don't say that

[00:02:27] My business of late has been terribly flat

[00:02:29] But I'm telling my wife she can have that new hat

[00:02:31] My word you do look queer'

[00:02:34] Well I crawled in the street and I murmured' I'm done'

[00:02:39] Then up came old jenkins and shouted oh son

[00:02:43] 'My word you do look well my word you do look well

[00:02:48] You're looking fine and in the pink'

[00:02:50] I shouted am I come and have a drink

[00:02:52] You've put new life in me I'm sounder than a bell

[00:02:56] By gad there's life in the old dog yet

[00:03:00] My word I do feel well'