《100 Bars(explicit Album Version Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Yeah That's the beat right there

[00:00:03] I'm about to black out with 100 bars

[00:00:04] On some professional sh*t

[00:00:06] So don't try this at home yo

[00:00:08] Yo yo yo

[00:00:09] My style of rhyming

[00:00:10] Is ancient like Aztec's and Mayan's

[00:00:12] Because I recognize it's all about timing

[00:00:14] Me and my freestyle alliance

[00:00:16] Practicing African Voodoo science

[00:00:18] In front of twenty foot bonfires

[00:00:20] Looking skyward calculating May fifth two thousand

[00:00:23] The nine planets'll be in alignment

[00:00:24] The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit

[00:00:27] Of a star ship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet

[00:00:30] With mercury ion rockets

[00:00:31] And a big a**

[00:00:32] 'Canibus coming soon' poster on the side of it

[00:00:35] I'm known geographically and intergalactically

[00:00:37] That's why I got extraterrestrials that want to battle me

[00:00:40] They even tried kidnapping me

[00:00:41] And they would've snatched me

[00:00:42] If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity

[00:00:45] Engines stalled and failed

[00:00:46] Crashed into a farmer's field

[00:00:48] And that's really what caused Roswell

[00:00:50] Undercover operatives working for COM twelve

[00:00:52] Disguised as a ni**a signed with a record deal

[00:00:54] Lyrically I'm off-scale

[00:00:56] So all hail or get tossed towards Hell

[00:00:58] Whatever y'all feel

[00:00:59] Bruising niggas confusing niggas

[00:01:01] Like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens

[00:01:03] Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles

[00:01:05] Hear the wild wolf growl

[00:01:06] Styles stockpiled for miles

[00:01:08] From the ground to the clouds

[00:01:09] Wack niggas wanna be down

[00:01:11] But it's not allowed

[00:01:12] Interrupt the cipher unannounced

[00:01:14] And you'll get punched in the mouth

[00:01:15] With the Southpaw Southern fist

[00:01:17] I'll bust your sh*t

[00:01:18] Swell your lip bigger than bubba shrimp

[00:01:20] For acting tough as sh*t what a wimp

[00:01:22] You giant Goliath niggas

[00:01:23] Get shot with a rubber sling

[00:01:24] I'm an experiment gone bad

[00:01:26] My brainwaves on an encephalograph show

[00:01:28] That I'm stark raving mad

[00:01:29] Your whole scientific staff'll

[00:01:31] Get killed in a nuclear blast

[00:01:33] When I throw the Florence flask in my hand

[00:01:34] Flammable liquids in the lab explode

[00:01:36] And you get stabbed with all the flying glass

[00:01:38] Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts

[00:01:41] Trained in chemical weapons class

[00:01:42] Just to see how long a ni**a's breath'll last

[00:01:44] I put him in a leather mask spray his a**

[00:01:47] With a can of pepper gas

[00:01:48] Then watch him grab his neck and gag

[00:01:49] Watch the ni**a choke to death as I laugh

[00:01:51] 'You wanna battle

[00:01:52] Is the type of question you should never ask

[00:01:54] Ni**a pick a tougher task

[00:01:55] See who the f**k'll last

[00:01:57] Whoever lose'll get a soldering iron up the a**

[00:01:59] You need to recognize

[00:02:01] My hand is quicker than the eye

[00:02:02] Quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives

[00:02:04] A lifespan longer than nine lives

[00:02:06] Infinite rhymes that can't die

[00:02:08] A ni**a with a divine mind

[00:02:09] I dedicate this to the wise dedicate it to dimes

[00:02:12] Dividing myself into a hundred ten times

[00:02:14] You can't deny the offering's an offer

[00:02:16] Flows that glow with aurora's that spark of light

[00:02:19] Water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche

[00:02:21] Murder a million emcees

[00:02:22] Then autograph all of their coffins

[00:02:24] Been getting it on

[00:02:25] Since I been born and I'ma live long

[00:02:27] And I'ma be getting it on 'til I'm gone

[00:02:29] Look at all the stages I've been on

[00:02:30] All the songs that I've spit on

[00:02:32] I took an oath to rip everything I get on

[00:02:34] A ni**a like me should have carpal tunnel syndrome

[00:02:36] In the wrist bones from

[00:02:37] Gripping microphones this long

[00:02:39] I'm just a small fish in a big pond

[00:02:41] That gets pissed off whenever I get picked on

[00:02:43] Ni**a try to flip and get flipped on

[00:02:45] My army march a million strong

[00:02:47] Like the Nation of Islam with Suede Timbs on

[00:02:49] Extremely hostile fully armed troops

[00:02:51] Dressed in frog-suits

[00:02:52] And night vision goggles

[00:02:54] A lyrical lynch mob

[00:02:55] Shitting on niggas drawn to a hideous form

[00:02:58] With horns and a mink on

[00:02:59] Ducking down low like Vietnam

[00:03:01] Fighting the Vietcong

[00:03:02] Screaming 'incoming' when I see a bomb

[00:03:04] Speak to your leader surrender your arms

[00:03:06] You need about a million

[00:03:07] More soldiers to even the odds

[00:03:08] Plus eight hundred thousand to even consider a war

[00:03:11] And two hundred thousand more to even look hard

[00:03:13] You better drop your flag and withdraw

[00:03:15] My cavalry charge accompanied

[00:03:17] By a blizzard of wicked metaphors

[00:03:19] And smash y'all attach y'all to the back of my horse

[00:03:21] And drag y'all across the motherf**king asphalt

[00:03:24] Nine out of ten niggas is frauds

[00:03:26] You know who you are

[00:03:26] Always talking about your b**ches and your cars

[00:03:29] Your jewellery and your girls

[00:03:30] It's like we from two different worlds

[00:03:31] You mother f**kers really get on my nerves

[00:03:33] 'Cause I'm beyond them

[00:03:34] On some futuristic cyborg sh*t

[00:03:36] I close my eyes when I freestyle

[00:03:38] So I could read what prints across them

[00:03:40] Then raise my arms like a sorcerer

[00:03:42] And cast a fireball into the audience

[00:03:43] To barbecue your brain organs

[00:03:45] You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven

[00:03:47] I flame broil suckers

[00:03:49] And hit 'em with some more sh*t the raw sh*t

[00:03:51] Call my reinforcements the four horsemen

[00:03:53] Take a big piece of chalk and

[00:03:55] Draw a line across the stage pulpit

[00:03:56] I dare a mother f**ker to cross it

[00:03:58] I'll even call my man Black Rob

[00:04:00] At two in the morning

[00:04:01] Tell him it's important

[00:04:02] Tell him to call Sting three-way and sing a chorus

[00:04:05] Break your camcorders

[00:04:06] So you motherf**kers can't record it

[00:04:07] Call the news I'll kill your reporters

[00:04:09] Start a lawsuit I'll kill your lawyers

[00:04:11] F**k the soft sh*t and f**k what y'all think

[00:04:13] My album's gold

[00:04:14] 'Cause my album was the bomb sh*t

[00:04:16] Y'all niggas got your a** beat

[00:04:17] 'Cause you asked for it

[00:04:18] Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid

[00:04:21] 'Cause you a man

[00:04:21] And you like to touch little boys

[00:04:23] You f**k 'em in the a**

[00:04:24] Then you give 'em cash for it

[00:04:26] That's some sick sh*t homeboy

[00:04:27] A hundred years ago

[00:04:29] They'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud

[00:04:31] You fraudulent feminine fragile as a feather is

[00:04:33] With an effortless blow

[00:04:34] I'll crack your whole skeleton

[00:04:36] You think you're better than Canibus

[00:04:37] Where's the evidence

[00:04:38] You got below average intelligence

[00:04:40] And poor penmanship

[00:04:41] You need to shut the f**k up

[00:04:42] 'Cause your breath stinks

[00:04:43] Take fifty cents

[00:04:44] And purchase a pack of peppermints

[00:04:46] Battling me you'll never win

[00:04:47] You thought you was the only ni**a

[00:04:48] That could sneak a weapon in

[00:04:50] Ni**a guess again

[00:04:51] 'Cause after I'm finished wrecking this sh*t

[00:04:53] I'ma drink a whole bottle of Henney

[00:04:54] And go f**k a lesbian

[00:04:56] 100 Bars - Canibus