《Pimp Council(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Pimp Council (explicit Album Version Explicit) - Disturbing Tha Peace/Ludacris (卢达·克里斯)/Shawnna/Too Short

[00:00:03] All rise order in the court

[00:00:07] The honorable judge muthaf**kin' Too Short

[00:00:10] Presidin' over Superior Players Court

[00:00:14] First case is the State vs Fate Wilson A K A Baby Flex

[00:00:18] You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter

[00:00:22] For f**kin' another ni**a's b**ch

[00:00:24] Listen close to what I say dog it might hurt ya

[00:00:27] I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh

[00:00:30] When she first called my conscience was like

[00:00:32] "Hell naw Fate don't"

[00:00:33] But she said "I'm only around the corner"

[00:00:35] And popped her li'l punt

[00:00:36] Apartment 5701 told her I was eatin' right now

[00:00:40] Be over there when I get done got there knocked on the door

[00:00:43] She opened up the door half naked lookin' exquisite

[00:00:45] Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her

[00:00:47] Since the last time a ni**a hit it

[00:00:48] She said "Don't worry forget it

[00:00:49] Since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"

[00:00:51] 'Fore her man came home for lunch

[00:00:52] So I bust my nut and raised up with

[00:00:54] Five minutes to spare her man unaware

[00:00:55] I saw him in traffic

[00:00:56] Beeped the horn and threw a deuce

[00:00:58] In the air yeah I'm a playa

[00:01:00] But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad

[00:01:02] I need counsellin' dog 'cuz it's guilty as charged

[00:01:04] Simply because I felt victim to lust and

[00:01:07] Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend

[00:01:09] I had been f**kin'

[00:01:10] (Damn)

[00:01:11] The court finds you guilty as charged

[00:01:14] Your sentence is PUI school

[00:01:17] For pimpin' under the influence ni**a

[00:01:21] Next case

[00:01:22] Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house

[00:01:25] Jenny Jones A K A Shawnna

[00:01:28] Same ol' charge wanted in 8 states

[00:01:30] What's yo story this time

[00:01:32] Oh yes yo' honor I see we talkin' again

[00:01:35] I have no representation now shall we begin

[00:01:37] I know you seen my face before but hold on my friend

[00:01:41] It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the same sh*t I did

[00:01:43] I can't do no bid I got a mortgage

[00:01:46] And my kids in a forest by the bridge

[00:01:48] And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem grills

[00:01:50] So you understand I was tryna pay me some bills

[00:01:53] When I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chill

[00:01:56] Shootin' deem and a couple friends spend a couple ends

[00:02:00] Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin

[00:02:02] Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in

[00:02:05] So I decided to put that sh*t in my own hands

[00:02:08] None of these hoes can f**k me only God judge me

[00:02:11] That man told me he love me and he flash money

[00:02:14] My only crime could just be livin' it filthy

[00:02:17] So let me hear it on mo' time not guilty

[00:02:21] Bailiff take her into custody

[00:02:23] Oh no not my baby

[00:02:30] Hell naw

[00:02:31] Next case

[00:02:32] State vs Velvet Jones A K A Ludacris

[00:02:34] You bein' charged with impedin' ho traffic

[00:02:38] Spendin' too much time tryna f**k one hoe

[00:02:41] How do you plead Mr Jones

[00:02:43] Man I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short

[00:02:46] Calm down before I hold yo a** contempt of court

[00:02:49] Ya honor just be cool let me approach that bench

[00:02:51] And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked that beeutch

[00:02:54] Well did she promise you the p**sy mayn

[00:02:56] She certainly did I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my crib

[00:03:00] She owe me sumthin' b**ch betta show me sumthin'

[00:03:03] Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin'

[00:03:06] I'm simply the meanest you lookin' at the stroke of a genius

[00:03:09] The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis

[00:03:11] No objections or appeals let's cut us a deal

[00:03:14] And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squeal

[00:03:17] She's awfully cautious said the jury makes her nauseous

[00:03:20] And she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the charges

[00:03:23] Oh no time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you f**k her best friend

[00:03:27] Oh I plead the fifth

[00:03:29] Yeah that sound like some sh*t you'll say

[00:03:32] Ol' pimp a** ni**a

[00:03:34] Due to lack of evidence I'm droppin' the charges

[00:03:38] Don't let me see you in here again

[00:03:42] Let this be a lesson learned if you don't know your player rules

[00:03:49] You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long long time

[00:03:55] Remember never hate on a real player

[00:04:00] It ain't gon' get you nowhere mayn

[00:04:03] It's a lotta hoes out there player so

[00:04:06] Ain't no reason for you to f**k ya best friend

[00:04:09] Or ya cousin or ya brother's girl

[00:04:11] Get ya own b**ch mayn you know what I'm sayin'

[00:04:15] You runnin' around here

[00:04:16] Violatin' major player rules

[00:04:21] You 'bout to get the muthaf**kin' book thrown at yo b**ch a**

[00:04:24] F**kin' 'round in this court

[00:04:27] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:04:28] It's all about the money baby

[00:04:29] If it ain't about the money it ain't about sh*t

[00:04:32] To all you niggas runnin' 'round here

[00:04:34] Corny than a motherf**ker

[00:04:36] Just tryna f**k a b**ch 'cuz you wanna get a nut off

[00:04:39] Think about that money first mayn

[00:04:41] What is that b**ch doin' for you

[00:04:42] What are you gettin' outta the situation

[00:04:44] Tryna give a b**ch sumthin'

[00:04:46] What you gon' give her sumthin' for some p**sy

[00:04:48] It's trickin' mayn don't be a beeutch

[00:04:53] Be a real pimp ni**a

[00:04:54] Make that hoe pay you for every thang you do

[00:04:59] Every thang you do you gotta get money mayn all day all night

[00:05:02] I wouldn't f**k a b**ch for free

[00:05:04] Just like I wouldn't rap for free motherf**ker

[00:05:06] Yeah you know my favorite word beeutch