《If A Girl Isn’t Pretty》歌词

[00:00:00] Fanny when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter

[00:00:06] Especially the male element

[00:00:08] They want something to look at

[00:00:10] If a girl isn't pretty

[00:00:13] Like a Miss Atlantic City

[00:00:15] All she gets in life

[00:00:17] Is pity and a pat

[00:00:21] Is a nose with deviation

[00:00:24] Such a crime against the nation

[00:00:26] Should I throw her into jail

[00:00:29] Or drown the cat

[00:00:32] She must shine in every detail

[00:00:34] Like a ring you're buying retail

[00:00:37] Be a standard size that

[00:00:39] Fits a standard dress

[00:00:42] When a girl's incidentals

[00:00:45] Are no bigger than two lentils

[00:00:50] Then to me that doesn't spell success

[00:00:55] If a girl isn't pretty

[00:00:59] Like a Miss Atlantic City

[00:01:02] She should dump the stage

[00:01:04] And try another route

[00:01:07] Any guy who pays a quarter

[00:01:10] For a seat just feels he oughter

[00:01:12] See a figger that his wife can't substitute

[00:01:17] Kid my heart ain't made of marble

[00:01:20] But your rhythm's really horrable

[00:01:22] And that map of yours just ain't no valentine

[00:01:28] Everything you got's about right

[00:01:31] But the damn thing don't come out right

[00:01:34] So forget it kid

[00:01:36] And just resign

[00:01:39] If a girl isn't pretty

[00:01:41] If a girl isn't pretty

[00:01:43] If a girl isn't pretty

[00:01:46] If a girl isn't pretty

[00:01:48] If a girl isn't pretty

[00:01:52] She should get a job

[00:01:53] Go get a job

[00:01:55] Get any job

[00:01:56] Get a weekly pay

[00:01:59] Cause if a girl isn't pretty

[00:02:01] Like a Miss Atlantic City

[00:02:03] She's a real Miss nobody U.S.A.