《Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun)》歌词

[00:00:00] Winker's Song - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)

[00:00:04] My mother said,

[00:00:06] That I never should,

[00:00:09] Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.

[00:00:13] Their giggling talk,

[00:00:15] I could never understand,

[00:00:18] And that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

[00:00:25] And that's why,

[00:00:26] I'm a wanker,

[00:00:28] I'm a wanker,

[00:00:29] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:00:31] I'm a wanker,

[00:00:32] I'm a wanker,

[00:00:33] And I'm always pulling my pud.

[00:00:36] I was twenty five years old before I was kissed,

[00:00:41] And then I found that

[00:00:42] I preferred a swift one off the wrist.

[00:00:46] It's cheap and convenient,

[00:00:48] You can't catch VD,

[00:00:50] It's available at any time,

[00:00:53] And it's absolutely free.

[00:00:57] And that's why,

[00:00:58] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:00] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:01] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:01:03] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:04] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:06] And I'm always pulling my pud.

[00:01:09] Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,

[00:01:13] Thank you for having me

[00:01:15] And being oh so kind,

[00:01:18] I've got pains in my arms,

[00:01:20] And my dong is growing shorter,

[00:01:23] My knees have turned to water,

[00:01:25] And I think I'm going blind.

[00:01:27] I've wanked over Italy,

[00:01:30] I've wanked over Spain,

[00:01:32] I've wanked in an omnibus,

[00:01:34] I've even had a wank in a train.

[00:01:37] I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,

[00:01:42] An inflatable Linda Lovelace

[00:01:44] And a Davy Crocket hat,

[00:01:48] And that's why,

[00:01:50] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:51] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:52] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:01:55] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:56] I'm a wanker,

[00:01:57] And I'm always pulling my pud.

[00:01:59] 'Ere listen!

[00:02:00] Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,

[00:02:05] Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,

[00:02:09] I've got pains in my arms,

[00:02:12] And my dong is getting shorter,

[00:02:14] My knees have turned to water,

[00:02:16] And I think I'm going blind.

[00:02:19] I'm a wanker!

[00:02:20] I'm a wanker

[00:02:21] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:02:24] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:25] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:26] And I'm always pulling my pud.

[00:02:28] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:30] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:31] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:02:33] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:34] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:35] And I'm always pulling my pud.

[00:02:38] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:39] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:40] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:02:43] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:44] I'm a wanker,

[00:02:45] And I'm always pulling my pud.

[00:02:48] He's a wanker,

[00:02:49] He's a wanker,

[00:02:50] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:02:52] He's a wanker,

[00:02:53] He'sa wanker,

[00:02:55] And He's always pulling my pud.

[00:02:57] He's a wanker,

[00:02:58] He's a wanker,

[00:03:00] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:03:02] He's a wanker,

[00:03:03] He's a wanker,

[00:03:04] And He's always pulling my pud.

[00:03:07] He's a wanker,

[00:03:08] He's a wanker,

[00:03:09] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:03:11] He's a wanker,

[00:03:13] He'sa wanker,