《Texas Annie》歌词

[00:00:00] Texas Annie - The Wet Spots

[00:00:08] Well Texas Annie had a big fat fanny

[00:00:10] And she drove a black sedan

[00:00:13] She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls

[00:00:15] And a trunk full of contraband

[00:00:18] And when the fog was thick

[00:00:19] She'd pack her dicks

[00:00:20] And sneak across the county line

[00:00:23] 'Cause in Texas

[00:00:25] Any tool for masturbation is a crime

[00:00:31] Hard-livin' and promiscuous

[00:00:33] She kinda liked the risk

[00:00:35] She was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal

[00:00:39] With an electronic phallus

[00:00:41] For each housewife up in Dallas

[00:00:43] An' a probe for every asshole in El Paso

[00:00:47] Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas

[00:00:51] We don't touch ourselves

[00:00:52] Down there round here ya' hear

[00:00:55] And it says so in the Bible

[00:00:57] That a vibe'll leave you liable

[00:00:59] For a prison term of twenty-seven years

[00:01:10] Well she'd rent a room in a cheap saloon

[00:01:12] And start sellin' all her wares

[00:01:15] She'd be drinkin' whisky and gettin' frisky

[00:01:17] Conductin' her affairs

[00:01:20] And by the end of the night

[00:01:22] She'd be good and tight

[00:01:23] With a girl on either side

[00:01:26] And she'd grab her saddle

[00:01:27] And a ping-pong paddle

[00:01:28] And she'd take them for a ride

[00:01:31] Till the good ol' boys got their good

[00:01:32] Ol' balls all tied up in a sling

[00:01:36] And the governor said

[00:01:37] "I'll have her head

[00:01:38] That butch is gonna swing "

[00:01:41] The boys felt replaced

[00:01:42] And they felt disgraced

[00:01:43] And they chased her hard and long

[00:01:46] There's no debate

[00:01:47] In the Lone Star State about

[00:01:49] Who should wear the dong

[00:01:51] Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas

[00:01:55] We don't touch ourselves

[00:01:57] Down there round here ya' hear

[00:01:59] And it says so in the Bible

[00:02:02] That a vibe'll leave you liable

[00:02:04] To be tried before a jury of your queers

[00:02:08] I mean peers

[00:02:09] Right definitely peers

[00:02:10] Annie in the bedroom picking out toys

[00:02:14] Annie been caught by the governor's boys

[00:02:19] Annie gonna get the electric chair

[00:02:23] A thousand volts in the derriere

[00:02:26] Wooo-hooo

[00:02:35] So they strapped her in

[00:02:36] And the governor grinned

[00:02:37] "I guess you've had your fun

[00:02:39] Shoulda made your money

[00:02:40] As a playboy bunny

[00:02:41] Or by selling people guns

[00:02:43] So goodnight Texas Annie

[00:02:45] I hope you burn in hell "

[00:02:47] She said "I'll see you there

[00:02:49] You sonofabitch

[00:02:50] And I'll see your wife as well "

[00:02:54] So he flipped the switch

[00:02:55] She began to twitch

[00:02:56] And vibrate all around

[00:02:59] Smoke filled the room

[00:03:00] There was a thunderous boom

[00:03:01] And a high pitched buzzing sound

[00:03:04] And as the air cleared

[00:03:05] She'd disappeared

[00:03:06] And a hundred eyes grew wide

[00:03:09] The men were stiff with horror

[00:03:11] But their wives looked satisfied

[00:03:14] Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas

[00:03:18] So here's your chance to stick it to the man

[00:03:22] Take every opportunity

[00:03:25] To whack off with impunity

[00:03:27] Go f**k yourselves as often as you can