《第43集 (节目)》歌词
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[00:00:00] 圣奎
[00:00:02] 带着孟氏弟兄来到桑梓镇
[00:00:07] 他这一来呀
[00:00:09] 引起不小的轰动
[00:00:12] 同时
[00:00:13] 也带来不少的反感
[00:00:17] 首先
[00:00:18] 咱说了
[00:00:19] 华文龙这个人
[00:00:21] 闪电昆仑子那能耐大的没边儿啊
[00:00:25] 那个小伙就够狂的了
[00:00:28] 他一看赖九成
[00:00:30] 跟哈巴狗似的
[00:00:32] 他就不爱看
[00:00:34] 心说
[00:00:35] 圣奎有什么了不起
[00:00:37] 你比别人多什么
[00:00:39] 从我这儿
[00:00:40] 我就不分你
[00:00:43] 不单是他
[00:00:44] 超然和尚
[00:00:46] 清都有反感
[00:00:49] 这些人呢
[00:00:50] 不便发泄
[00:00:53] 也就是皮笑肉不笑
[00:00:55] 哎哎哎
[00:00:56] 淮阳
[00:00:56] 淮阳
[00:00:57] 请坐
[00:00:57] 请坐
[00:00:59] 彼此就这样打过招呼
[00:01:02] 圣奎还没说什么
[00:01:05] 这孟家哥俩不是东西
[00:01:08] 孟广元本来个儿就大
[00:01:11] 晃了大紫脑袋
[00:01:12] 这边瞅瞅
[00:01:13] 那边看看
[00:01:15] 我说比武还没开始呢
[00:01:18] 赖九成乐了诶吧
[00:01:21] 刚比过一阵
[00:01:23] 我们刚祝贺完了
[00:01:25] 嗨
[00:01:25] 五阵赌输赢
[00:01:27] 我们首先夺魁
[00:01:30] 立胜上官元婴
[00:01:33] 就是那位县长
[00:01:34] 飞天蜈蚣张道陵
[00:01:37] 为我们取胜的
[00:01:41] 孟广元把嘴一撇
[00:01:43] 嘿
[00:01:44] 哪冒出来个上官元婴啊
[00:01:47] 没听说这号啊
[00:01:49] 胜了他不胜了他
[00:01:51] 值得这么大惊小怪的吗
[00:01:54] 他往这儿看看
[00:01:55] 往那儿瞅瞅
[00:01:56] 他就问
[00:01:58] 我
[00:01:59] 我说怎么变他
[00:02:01] 谁叫窦尔敦呢啊
[00:02:04] 您往对面看
[00:02:05] 诶对面东看台上那个秃头和尚
[00:02:10] 诶对对对对
[00:02:12] 那个蓝脸的就是兜墩
[00:02:16] 我
[00:02:16] 他怎么是个行者呀
[00:02:18] 谁是他呢
[00:02:19] 不伦不类
[00:02:21] 不僧不道
[00:02:23] 也不知道他为什么这身装束
[00:02:26] 啊
[00:02:27] 长得他妈肉眼翻胎的
[00:02:29] 有什么他妈了不起的
[00:02:32] 那挨着他的是谁
[00:02:34] 挨着那就是
[00:02:36] 和特朗啊
[00:02:38] 就是我的对立面
[00:02:39] 大同拳馆的馆长啊
[00:02:42] 这次就是我跟他发生的争执
[00:02:46] 长的那个熊色
[00:02:49] 他还配做什么馆长
[00:02:53] 丢人现眼
[00:02:55] 我那个
[00:02:56] 那位是个盲人是怎么的
[00:02:58] 诶诶
[00:02:59] 假的
[00:03:00] 他就是啊
[00:03:02] 衡山二老第一老说什么是逍遥叟古墓寻真叫迟乐天
[00:03:15] 我真行啊
[00:03:17] 哪又冒出来个衡山二老
[00:03:21] 野鸡没名
[00:03:22] 草鞋没号
[00:03:24] 算了算了
[00:03:24] 别说了别说了
[00:03:26] 我这么一看
[00:03:29] 对立面也好
[00:03:30] 咱们也好
[00:03:32] 都是酒囊
[00:03:33] 饭袋
[00:03:34] 压马的肉墩
[00:03:36] 哪有一个了不起的
[00:03:39] 我呀
[00:03:40] 要知道这样我都不来
[00:03:42] 穿新鞋
[00:03:43] 踩狗屎犯不上
[00:03:47] 孟广元这么一说
[00:03:49] 他兄弟孟广启也接茬了
[00:03:52] 可不是嘛
[00:03:53] 要知这样我也不来
[00:03:55] 这哪叫英雄会
[00:03:57] 纯粹是狗熊大会
[00:04:01] 他们俩这大山大叫这么一说
[00:04:06] 您说
[00:04:06] 在场的人受得了吗
[00:04:10] 话文龙闻听此言
[00:04:12] 剑眉倒竖
[00:04:13] 虎目圆睁
[00:04:14] 啊啊啪一拍桌子就站起来了
[00:04:19] 我二位
[00:04:20] 你们说谁呢
[00:04:22] 谁是狗熊
[00:04:25] 哪个是压马的肉墩
[00:04:26] 谁是酒囊饭袋
[00:04:28] 你把话说清楚
[00:04:31] 这孟家哥俩能买这账
[00:04:35] 孟广喜也站起来了
[00:04:37] 孟广元也站起来了
[00:04:38] 怎
[00:04:38] 怎么的
[00:04:39] 你挑理了
[00:04:41] 说你呢
[00:04:42] 怎么的
[00:04:43] 哎哟
[00:04:44] 这就要打起来
[00:04:47] 陆青也站起来了
[00:04:49] 超然也站起来
[00:04:50] 撸胳膊
[00:04:51] 挽袖子
[00:04:53] 赖九成一看得
[00:04:56] 甭往下打了
[00:04:57] 自己耗到动刀窝里反了诶诶别别
[00:05:01] 哎呦呦呀
[00:05:02] 各位少说一句
[00:05:03] 少说一句哈
[00:05:05] 都爱开玩笑
[00:05:07] 自己人嘛
[00:05:09] 呃
[00:05:09] 畅所欲言
[00:05:11] 此言剑眉倒竖
[00:05:13] 虎目圆睁啊啊啪一拍桌子就站起来了
[00:05:19] 我二位
[00:05:20] 你们说谁呢
[00:05:22] 谁是狗熊
[00:05:24] 哪个是压马的肉墩
[00:05:26] 谁是酒囊饭袋
[00:05:28] 你把话说清楚
[00:05:30] 这孟家哥俩能买这账
[00:05:34] 孟广喜也站起来了
[00:05:36] 孟广元也站起来
[00:05:38] 怎
[00:05:38] 怎么的
[00:05:39] 你挑理了
[00:05:40] 说你呢
[00:05:41] 怎么的
[00:05:43] 哎哟
[00:05:43] 这就要打起来
[00:05:47] 陆青也站起来了
[00:05:48] 超然也站起来
[00:05:50] 撸胳膊
[00:05:50] 挽袖子
[00:05:53] 赖九成一看得
[00:05:56] 甭往下打了
[00:05:57] 自己耗到动刀窝里反了诶诶别别
[00:06:00] 哎呦呦呀
[00:06:02] 各位少说句
[00:06:03] 少说一句都爱开玩笑
[00:06:07] 自己人嘛诶畅所欲言
[00:06:10] 我不别别别别
[00:06:12] 二位请坐请坐请坐
[00:06:14] 二位无论如何请坐请坐请坐
[00:06:17] 他又劝华文龙
[00:06:18] 诶
[00:06:19] 少派主走
[00:06:20] 算算别
[00:06:21] 别看在我的份上行不行
[00:06:23] 少说一句
[00:06:24] 嗯
[00:06:27] 华文龙这才坐下
[00:06:30] 气得心里是噔噔直跳
[00:06:32] 听此言
[00:06:33] 剑眉倒竖
[00:06:35] 虎目圆睁
[00:06:36] 啊啊啪一拍桌子就站起来了
[00:06:41] 我二位
[00:06:42] 你们说谁呢
[00:06:44] 谁是狗熊
[00:06:46] 哪个是压马的肉墩
[00:06:48] 谁是酒囊饭袋
[00:06:50] 你把话说清楚
[00:06:52] 这孟家哥俩能买这账
[00:06:56] 孟广启也站起来了
[00:06:58] 孟广元也站起来
[00:06:59] 怎
[00:07:00] 怎么的
[00:07:01] 你挑理了
[00:07:02] 说你呢
[00:07:03] 怎么的
[00:07:04] 哎哟
[00:07:05] 这就要打起来
[00:07:08] 陆青也站起来了
[00:07:10] 超然也站起来
[00:07:12] 撸胳膊
[00:07:12] 挽袖子
[00:07:15] 赖九成一看得
[00:07:18] 甭往下打了
[00:07:19] 自己耗到动刀窝里反了诶诶别别
[00:07:22] 哎呦呦呀
[00:07:24] 各位少说句
[00:07:25] 少说一句哈
[00:07:26] 都爱开玩笑
[00:07:29] 自己人嘛
[00:07:30] 诶畅所欲言
[00:07:32] 我不别别别别
[00:07:34] 二位请坐请坐请坐
[00:07:35] 二位无论如何请坐请坐请坐
[00:07:38] 他又劝华文龙
[00:07:40] 诶
[00:07:41] 少派主算算
[00:07:42] 算算
[00:07:42] 别
[00:07:42] 别看在我的份上行不行
[00:07:44] 少说一句
[00:07:46] 啊
[00:07:49] 华文龙这才坐下
[00:07:52] 气得心里是噔噔直跳
[00:07:54] 听此言
[00:07:55] 剑眉倒竖
[00:07:57] 虎目圆睁
[00:07:58] 啊啊啪一拍桌子就站起来了
[00:08:03] 我二位
[00:08:04] 你们说谁呢
[00:08:06] 谁是狗熊
[00:08:08] 哪个是压马的肉墩
[00:08:10] 谁是酒囊饭袋
[00:08:11] 你把话说清楚
[00:08:14] 这孟家哥俩能买这账
[00:08:18] 孟广喜也站起来了
[00:08:20] 孟广元也站起来了
[00:08:21] 怎
[00:08:22] 怎么的
[00:08:23] 你挑理了
[00:08:24] 说你呢
[00:08:25] 怎么的
[00:08:26] 哎哟
[00:08:27] 这就要打起来
[00:08:30] 陆青也站起来了
[00:08:32] 超然也站起来
[00:08:34] 撸胳膊
[00:08:34] 挽袖子
[00:08:37] 赖九成一看得
[00:08:39] 甭往下打了
[00:08:41] 自己耗到动刀窝里反了诶诶别别
[00:08:44] 哎呦呦呀
[00:08:45] 各位少说句
[00:08:47] 少说一句都爱开玩笑
[00:08:51] 自己人嘛
[00:08:52] 呃
[00:08:53] 畅所欲言
[00:08:54] 我不别别别别
[00:08:56] 二位请坐请坐请坐
[00:08:57] 二位无论如何请坐请坐请坐
[00:09:00] 他又劝华文龙
[00:09:02] 诶
[00:09:02] 少派主算算
[00:09:04] 算算
[00:09:04] 别
[00:09:04] 别看在我的份上行不行
[00:09:06] 少说一句
[00:09:08] 啊
[00:09:11] 华文龙这才坐下
[00:09:13] 气得心里是噔噔直跳
[00:09:17] 心说
[00:09:17] 真不是东西
[00:09:19] 哪来的野种
[00:09:21] 信口雌黄
[00:09:23] 要不是为了顾全大局啊
[00:09:26] 真想过去撤他们一顿嘴巴子
[00:09:30] 为了顾全大局
[00:09:32] 暗气
[00:09:33] 暗灭
[00:09:35] 华文龙不言语了
[00:09:36] 他不言语
[00:09:38] 旁人也没言语
[00:09:40] 圣奎看着也不太得劲
[00:09:43] 用眼睛狠狠的瞪了孟氏弟兄一眼
[00:09:47] 这俩人也不敢言语了
[00:09:50] 圣奎饱经世故
[00:09:54] 某些地方跟他爹差不多少
[00:09:56] 挺圆滑
[00:09:58] 嘿嘿
[00:09:58] 总镖头
[00:10:00] 别因为我们来扫了你们的兴啊诶
[00:10:04] 现在还得接茬比呀
[00:10:06] 来个乘胜追击呀
[00:10:09] 士气可鼓而不可泄
[00:10:12] 是是是
[00:10:13] 大侠说的言之有理呀
[00:10:15] 言之有理
[00:10:17] 嗯
[00:10:17] 我马上就派人
[00:10:20] 第二阵你准备派谁呀
[00:10:23] 还没想好呢
[00:10:24] 我正在琢磨着呢
[00:10:26] 正在这么个手
[00:10:28] 孟广元
[00:10:29] 站起来
[00:10:30] 我去
[00:10:33] 不用派旁人了哟
[00:10:35] 您刚来
[00:10:37] 应该好好歇歇
[00:10:39] 还是派旁人吧
[00:10:41] 都他妈是饭桶
[00:10:43] 派旁人
[00:10:44] 我不放心
[00:10:46] 我们来了
[00:10:47] 替你拔号
[00:10:48] 知道吗
[00:10:50] 不白吃你的饭
[00:10:52] 不像有些龟孙子坐那儿说风凉话
[00:10:56] 到时候不敢登台
[00:10:58] 诶是是
[00:11:00] 赖九成一听
[00:11:01] 又来了
[00:11:03] 这位再胡说八道
[00:11:05] 华文龙那非翻不可
[00:11:07] 今儿个没法比了
[00:11:10] 心说
[00:11:10] 你爱登台
[00:11:11] 你登台吧
[00:11:12] 就你这货
[00:11:14] 叫人教训教训才好呢
[00:11:16] 好好好
[00:11:17] 既然如此
[00:11:18] 请阁下受累了哦哟
[00:11:23] 这孟广元呢
[00:11:25] 狂的真是不得了
[00:11:27] 站起身来
[00:11:29] 冲着圣奎一抱拳
[00:11:31] 大一下
[00:11:33] 我去比划比划啊
[00:11:35] 少坐一会儿
[00:11:37] 咱再祝贺噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:11:41] 跟砸夯一样
[00:11:43] 下了西看台
[00:11:45] 分人群来到比武台上
[00:11:49] 这家一登台
[00:11:51] 全场热烈鼓掌
[00:11:58] 那位说为什么热烈鼓掌
[00:12:00] 一瞅他这个
[00:12:02] 就值得鼓掌
[00:12:04] 人家爹妈怎么生来的
[00:12:06] 怎么这么个大块头
[00:12:09] 身高一丈
[00:12:10] 挂零啊
[00:12:11] 真是高人一头
[00:12:13] 炸人一臂
[00:12:15] 腰大
[00:12:15] 十围
[00:12:16] 脑袋大
[00:12:17] 手大
[00:12:17] 腿大
[00:12:18] 脚丫大
[00:12:18] 大到一块儿去
[00:12:21] 真好
[00:12:21] 像烟熏的太岁
[00:12:23] 火燎的金刚
[00:12:25] 令人羡慕不已啊
[00:12:28] 这一鼓掌
[00:12:29] 孟广元找不着北了
[00:12:32] 高兴的在台上溜了那么几圈
[00:12:37] 各位
[00:12:40] 我先来个自我介绍
[00:12:43] 在下姓孟
[00:12:45] 叫孟广元
[00:12:48] 有个小小的绰号
[00:12:51] 叫邪山太岁呀
[00:12:55] 为什么这么叫呢
[00:12:57] 就因为我气力大
[00:12:59] 没人是我的对手
[00:13:02] 这次我从北京来
[00:13:04] 正赶上登台比武
[00:13:07] 我也凑凑热闹
[00:13:09] 要包打这第二阵
[00:13:13] 我也不是奉劝各位
[00:13:16] 刮风下雨
[00:13:17] 不知道吃几碗干饭
[00:13:20] 自己心清楚
[00:13:23] 觉着自己不含糊的
[00:13:25] 你就登台
[00:13:26] 跟牟家比划比划
[00:13:29] 觉得心里没底的你
[00:13:32] 就不要上台送死
[00:13:35] 哪怕腿断胳膊折
[00:13:37] 也不划算
[00:13:39] 对不对
[00:13:41] 再者一说我登台跟你们没关系
[00:13:45] 我主要冲一个人来的
[00:13:49] 谁呀
[00:13:50] 就是那个出家的行者
[00:13:53] 所谓的铜头铁罗汉窦尔遁
[00:13:58] 摸着他
[00:13:59] 把手指头一伸
[00:14:01] 指着窦尔敦
[00:14:03] 他就骂开了
[00:14:04] 什么东西
[00:14:06] 他娘的来的
[00:14:07] 你装什么孙子
[00:14:09] 豆士敦
[00:14:10] 你给我滚下来
[00:14:12] 你不上来
[00:14:13] 还等着谋家去揪你不成
[00:14:18] 看热闹的人那么多呀
[00:14:21] 唰
[00:14:22] 把目光全落到窦尔敦身上
[00:14:27] 你别看不认识
[00:14:28] 他说了
[00:14:29] 出家的行者东看台上出来窦尔敦这身打扮
[00:14:35] 没有第二位呀
[00:14:36] 肯定是
[00:14:37] 哈
[00:14:37] 是窦尔敦
[00:14:40] 还没
[00:14:40] 等窦墩说话呢
[00:14:43] 身旁边嗷嗷一嗓子
[00:14:45] 跟打沉人相似
[00:14:48] 大力天王兵猛就站起来了
[00:14:52] 丁猛眼珠子都红了
[00:14:54] 他娘的来的
[00:14:56] 哪来个狂王八蛋
[00:14:59] 敢骂我师傅
[00:15:01] 我拧下他的脑袋来
[00:15:04] 丁猛说到这儿啊
[00:15:06] 肉
[00:15:07] 蹿下东看台
[00:15:09] 大吼了一声
[00:15:11] 上牌
[00:15:12] 上牌了
[00:15:14] 老百姓都怕他呼啦朝往左右一闪
[00:15:18] 再看兵王
[00:15:20] 手提倭瓜锤
[00:15:21] 甩大叉
[00:15:22] 迈大步
[00:15:24] 肉肉肉肉噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:15:28] 登上比武台
[00:15:30] 未曾说话
[00:15:32] 把两柄大锤往一块儿一碰
[00:15:35] 咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔
[00:15:39] 发出震耳欲聋的声音
[00:15:42] 还得一亮相
[00:15:44] 一登台
[00:15:45] 再看台下的人
[00:15:47] 好
[00:15:54] 掌声雷动
[00:15:57] 什么原因呢
[00:15:58] 大伙儿看着新鲜
[00:16:00] 心说这回没白来
[00:16:02] 真开了眼了
[00:16:04] 这俩大个从哪儿找来的
[00:16:07] 个头几乎一般高
[00:16:10] 比常人高出一半儿去
[00:16:13] 真跟天神相似
[00:16:16] 故此才鼓掌
[00:16:18] 按下大伙不说
[00:16:20] 单说丁猛
[00:16:21] 用手一指
[00:16:23] 我说小子
[00:16:25] 你他妈是哪儿来的
[00:16:26] 你是
[00:16:27] 嗯
[00:16:28] 你刚登台就信口雌黄
[00:16:33] 我
[00:16:33] 你这张嘴是吃饭的说话的地方
[00:16:37] 还是放屁的地方
[00:16:40] 你冲什么指名点姓
[00:16:42] 叫我师傅
[00:16:44] 牙酸口臭
[00:16:45] 我摘掉你的狗牙
[00:16:49] 你说
[00:16:50] 他能说好话吗
[00:16:52] 他这一骂
[00:16:53] 孟广元当然不服气了
[00:16:57] 孟广元打量打量他
[00:16:59] 心说
[00:17:00] 嘿嘿
[00:17:01] 还真有跟我相似的人啊
[00:17:04] 妈
[00:17:04] 这个也不小
[00:17:07] 虎头虎脑的
[00:17:09] 再看看这对锤
[00:17:10] 也够个儿
[00:17:12] 小法
[00:17:14] 你是谁
[00:17:15] 兵王啊
[00:17:18] 丁猛没听说过
[00:17:20] 你没听说的事儿多了
[00:17:23] 铜头铁罗汉兜墩
[00:17:25] 那是我授业的老恩师
[00:17:28] 我早就说过
[00:17:30] 谁敢碰我师傅
[00:17:32] 我跟他玩命
[00:17:33] 我揪他的脑袋
[00:17:36] 小子
[00:17:37] 你牙酸口臭
[00:17:38] 竟敢提我老师的名讳
[00:17:41] 我跟你拼了
[00:17:44] 他俩这一见面就要动五八超
[00:17:48] 都是粗人
[00:17:50] 再看
[00:17:51] 孟广元冷笑了一声
[00:17:53] 大个子
[00:17:55] 丁猛
[00:17:55] 你找死
[00:17:58] 探王帝
[00:18:01] 把八楞紫金降魔杵就拽出来了
[00:18:04] 这条大杵
[00:18:06] 当年是孟金龙使用过的
[00:18:09] 分量加重
[00:18:11] 能有一百七八十斤呢
[00:18:14] 也就是他能使用的了
[00:18:17] 换个旁人拎都拎不起来
[00:18:21] 再看他晃动宝杵
[00:18:23] 是搂头便砸
[00:18:24] 有多大劲儿使多大劲儿
[00:18:27] 宝杵挂风以上是下诶
[00:18:32] 就拍起来
[00:18:34] 丁猛能买他的账吗
[00:18:37] 一不躲
[00:18:38] 二不闪
[00:18:39] 把倭瓜锤
[00:18:40] 狮子
[00:18:41] 插花搭在一起
[00:18:42] 往上一迎
[00:18:44] 哎哟
[00:18:46] 可了不得
[00:18:48] 半悬空中
[00:18:50] 跟打个霹雳相似
[00:18:52] 三件兵器碰到一块儿了
[00:18:55] 双锤对宝杵
[00:18:57] 啪啪
[00:19:00] 真是震耳欲聋啊
[00:19:03] 这下热可大了
[00:19:06] 三件兵器
[00:19:08] 飞了俩
[00:19:10] 怎么这么说呢
[00:19:12] 再看孟广元掌中的宝杵
[00:19:15] 一下就飞上天了
[00:19:18] 翻着个
[00:19:19] 奔西看台就去了
[00:19:22] 您说多大的地儿
[00:19:27] 西看台上
[00:19:28] 好几百号
[00:19:30] 有的躲的开
[00:19:32] 有的躲不开
[00:19:33] 啪嚓的一下子
[00:19:36] 砸死俩镖师
[00:19:39] 砸伤一个趟子手
[00:19:41] 还吓死一个
[00:19:43] 咣当一声大杵落到西看台上了
[00:19:48] 哗
[00:19:50] 西看台乱作一团
[00:19:54] 单说丁猛掌控的锤
[00:19:58] 正手的锤没飞
[00:20:00] 左手的锤震飞了
[00:20:05] 翻着个儿奔台下的老百姓就去了
[00:20:09] 您说这台下那么多看热闹的
[00:20:12] 能躲得开吗
[00:20:14] 不定得打伤几个
[00:20:16] 这锤那么大个
[00:20:17] 那么大的力量
[00:20:20] 老百姓一看
[00:20:21] 妈呀
[00:20:23] 抱着脑袋
[00:20:24] 闭眼等死
[00:20:26] 就在这紧关节要的关头
[00:20:29] 来个飞人
[00:20:31] 这人的快手
[00:20:34] 笨槌就来了
[00:20:35] 伸手把锤柄抄住
[00:20:38] 转身蹬着老百姓的脑袋
[00:20:41] 噌噌噌
[00:20:43] 上了比武台
[00:20:45] 把锤往台上一放
[00:20:47] 转回身
[00:20:48] 噌噌噌
[00:20:49] 回归东看台
[00:20:51] 稳稳当当往那儿一坐
[00:20:55] 老百姓精于闪目观看
[00:20:59] 我是飞人
[00:21:00] 谁呀
[00:21:01] 这是这
[00:21:01] 这怎么查
[00:21:02] 这是垂背落地
[00:21:05] 闭眼睛
[00:21:06] 那位把眼睛也睁开了
[00:21:08] 这才看清楚
[00:21:10] 正是铜头铁罗汉窦而顿
[00:21:16] 这窦尔敦呢
[00:21:17] 真有两下子
[00:21:20] 他看的清清楚楚
[00:21:22] 准之
[00:21:23] 这俩大力神三件兵刃碰到一块儿还有好吗
[00:21:28] 早就做好了充分的准备
[00:21:31] 当然
[00:21:32] 大楚他接不着了
[00:21:34] 锤可以接着
[00:21:36] 施展绝艺
[00:21:37] 燕子钻云氏
[00:21:41] 故此把锤接住
[00:21:43] 放到台上
[00:21:45] 就这接锤放锤
[00:21:47] 回来就在几秒钟之内
[00:21:49] 啪啪啪啪
[00:21:52] 跟闪电相似
[00:21:55] 老百姓先是一愣
[00:21:57] 而后爆发出雷鸣般的掌声
[00:22:01] 哗
[00:22:02] 好飞人
[00:22:03] 好飞人
[00:22:04] 好绝呀
[00:22:09] 西看台上
[00:22:12] 圣奎也好
[00:22:14] 所有的人也好看的是清清楚楚
[00:22:18] 圣亏
[00:22:19] 打了个冷战
[00:22:21] 对呀
[00:22:23] 呆若木鸡
[00:22:26] 盛奎原以为啊
[00:22:27] 窦尔敦就是有把劲儿
[00:22:30] 长得粗大
[00:22:31] 麻辣
[00:22:31] 滑
[00:22:32] 哎
[00:22:33] 肯定是有两下子
[00:22:35] 不见能胜胡景春吗
[00:22:38] 不仅能露那么大脸吗
[00:22:40] 但是没想到窦尔敦的亲功如此出众
[00:22:45] 刚才亲眼目睹
[00:22:48] 就都是就这两下子
[00:22:50] 自己望尘莫及
[00:22:54] 原来他挺狂
[00:22:56] 觉着眼里没人
[00:22:59] 觉着我是北京来的
[00:23:01] 你山东能有什么了不起的
[00:23:04] 结果这么一看呢
[00:23:06] 孩子怕了
[00:23:08] 额角之上渗出冷汗
[00:23:11] 哎呀
[00:23:12] 心说呀
[00:23:14] 能人背后有能人
[00:23:15] 好汉背后有好汉
[00:23:17] 这个窦尔敦真厉害呀
[00:23:20] 就是我跟他伸上手
[00:23:22] 较量起来
[00:23:24] 大概也不是他的对手啊
[00:23:27] 这要当众出丑
[00:23:29] 我有何颜面回北京啊
[00:23:33] 华文龙在旁边坐着
[00:23:35] 注意看着
[00:23:37] 除了称赞窦尔敦的轻功之外
[00:23:41] 心中暗自好笑
[00:23:43] 他看看圣奎
[00:23:44] 心说怎么样
[00:23:47] 这回你知道姜是辣的了吧
[00:23:49] 啊
[00:23:50] 你不
[00:23:51] 不服吗
[00:23:53] 你不觉着不含糊吗
[00:23:55] 这回服了吧
[00:23:57] 华文龙是暗自得意
[00:24:01] 拉了把椅子
[00:24:03] 凑到圣奎近前
[00:24:05] 没话找话
[00:24:08] 我说大侠哦
[00:24:10] 什么事
[00:24:12] 认得我是谁啊
[00:24:13] 方才介绍里
[00:24:15] 泰山派的少派主华文龙华大侠
[00:24:19] 哎哟呵
[00:24:20] 您过誉了
[00:24:22] 诶
[00:24:22] 先别说我了
[00:24:24] 方才窦尔敦露这手
[00:24:27] 这什么功夫啊
[00:24:30] 轻功提纵术
[00:24:32] 你以为如何呀
[00:24:34] 不错
[00:24:36] 灭高人有罪
[00:24:37] 姓窦的的确不含糊
[00:24:41] 那么我敢问一声
[00:24:43] 跟您比起来怎么样
[00:24:47] 你听问的多损
[00:24:50] 圣奎一笑
[00:24:51] 这武术变化莫测
[00:24:55] 真要伸上手
[00:24:57] 未必谁胜谁负哦
[00:25:00] 花文龙心说
[00:25:02] 哦
[00:25:02] 还有点儿不服气
[00:25:04] 心里头明明害怕
[00:25:06] 嘴还挺硬
[00:25:08] 好吧
[00:25:09] 我说盛大侠
[00:25:12] 这回就看您的了
[00:25:15] 窦墩呢
[00:25:16] 我们都是望尘莫及
[00:25:18] 甘拜下风
[00:25:19] 就得给您留着啊
[00:25:22] 您就把他包下得了
[00:25:24] 我说诸位说怎么样
[00:25:25] 诶
[00:25:26] 同意
[00:25:26] 同意把窦士敦留给盛大侠
[00:25:31] 赖九成一听
[00:25:33] 你们损不损
[00:25:34] 插圈弄套
[00:25:36] 这是挤兑人呢
[00:25:38] 他心里头清楚
[00:25:39] 嘴没法说
[00:25:41] 也跟着干笑两声
[00:25:43] 那是那是
[00:25:46] 圣奎是干什么的
[00:25:49] 能容在眼里插棒槌吗
[00:25:52] 但是在这种场合
[00:25:54] 如果反唇相讥
[00:25:56] 有失身份
[00:25:58] 也就是笑而不答
[00:26:02] 华文
[00:26:02] 龙心说
[00:26:03] 就把豆墩留给你
[00:26:05] 非收拾收拾你不可
[00:26:07] 省着你狂
[00:26:09] 煞煞你们13 省总镖局的威风
[00:26:14] 那么台上砸死的人也好
[00:26:16] 砸伤的人也好
[00:26:18] 自然有人调制
[00:26:20] 有人料理
[00:26:21] 乱了一阵之后
[00:26:23] 有人把宝杵扛着送上比武台
[00:26:28] 那这俩人谁都不服谁呀
[00:26:31] 冰冷呢
[00:26:33] 觉着这膀子像折了相似紧甩呀
[00:26:37] 诶现在好的多了
[00:26:39] 呸
[00:26:40] 把大锤捡起来了
[00:26:43] 对方呢
[00:26:44] 这孟广元腰好像没折了
[00:26:48] 膀子好像没折了
[00:26:50] 疼痛难忍呢
[00:26:51] 好不容易也缓过劲来了
[00:26:54] 大楚也送到了
[00:26:56] 他提起大楚要决一胜负
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