《第083集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 窦尔敦

[00:00:02] 送走了各路英雄好汉

[00:00:06] 把这心收回来了

[00:00:08] 现在呢

[00:00:09] 他初步打算就住在大佛寺

[00:00:15] 将来挪到哪儿去

[00:00:17] 另说另议

[00:00:19] 那么他定下来了

[00:00:21] 首先把妹子、小春、妹夫都接到大佛寺

[00:00:28] 愚者众人

[00:00:29] 该告辞的告辞

[00:00:31] 科特朗有事

[00:00:33] 先回了山东济南

[00:00:36] 窦尔敦身边只留下上官元婴

[00:00:40] 傅华晨等人有事

[00:00:42] 也先后告辞离去

[00:00:46] 自从贺浩戴花这个大会过去之后

[00:00:49] 一切恢复正常

[00:00:51] 比较安定

[00:00:53] 窦尔敦闲下来之时

[00:00:55] 就交给弟子们认真练武

[00:01:00] 窦敦有事的时候

[00:01:01] 叫华文龙代替

[00:01:04] 对于这个大师兄

[00:01:05] 小哥几个是心服口服

[00:01:08] 外带佩服

[00:01:11] 本来嘛

[00:01:12] 华文龙能耐又大

[00:01:14] 本事又高

[00:01:16] 人格又正

[00:01:18] 所以他们拿华文龙当第二个老师

[00:01:23] 这能耐是大有长进

[00:01:26] 那混小子

[00:01:27] 慢慢学的也不那么混了

[00:01:31] 泰山大佛寺相安无事

[00:01:34] 怎么划分两头

[00:01:36] 再说北京13 省总镖局

[00:01:41] 前些时

[00:01:43] 大脑袋夏侯山红衣女剑客穆少秋

[00:01:49] 再加上拜回来

[00:01:51] 那些人急匆匆回到总镖局

[00:01:55] 这总镖局的人一看就炸了窝了

[00:01:58] 一瞅这怎么这么狼狈呀

[00:02:01] 诶

[00:02:02] 就知道事情不妙

[00:02:04] 钟义侠

[00:02:05] 13 省总镖头

[00:02:07] 黄三太

[00:02:09] 就皱起了眉头啊

[00:02:11] 前辈

[00:02:12] 这

[00:02:13] 这怎么回事儿

[00:02:14] 哎

[00:02:15] 一言难尽呐

[00:02:19] 夏侯山等众人归座之后

[00:02:21] 是长吁短叹

[00:02:23] 当着总镖局的人把前后经过一五一十讲述一遍

[00:02:30] 那么讲的时候要实事求是有多好

[00:02:34] 无奈的人都有私心

[00:02:37] 说话的时候总是添枝加叶

[00:02:41] 添油加醋

[00:02:43] 对

[00:02:43] 点责了

[00:02:46] 把自己的不是尽量化小

[00:02:49] 把责任推给对方

[00:02:51] 说窦尔敦怎么怎么不讲理

[00:02:54] 有一帮人怎么怎么给他溜须拍马

[00:02:57] 特别指出上官元英、傅华臣、诸葛元等等等等

[00:03:05] 黄三太不听则可

[00:03:07] 听完之后是须眉结丈哦

[00:03:11] 气杀我也

[00:03:15] 来人

[00:03:16] 赶紧取我的刀来

[00:03:21] 总镖头

[00:03:22] 您上哪儿

[00:03:23] 我去会会道尔顿

[00:03:27] 黄三太要亲自出马

[00:03:30] 被大伙儿给拦住了

[00:03:32] 总镖头息怒

[00:03:33] 总镖头息怒

[00:03:36] 您呢

[00:03:37] 听全了

[00:03:38] 这是一

[00:03:39] 另外呢

[00:03:40] 大家坐下商议商议

[00:03:42] 这不是您一个人一赌气就能解决了的

[00:03:47] 听人劝

[00:03:48] 吃饱饭呢

[00:03:50] 黄三太这才归坐

[00:03:53] 嗯

[00:03:54] 这样吧

[00:03:57] 买卖交给别人执掌

[00:03:59] 愚者众位请到后院

[00:04:01] 咱们要进行认真探讨

[00:04:05] 你还真别说

[00:04:07] 拿窦尔敦真当了一盘菜了

[00:04:09] 他们开了三天紧急会议

[00:04:12] 商量对付窦尔敦的办法

[00:04:16] 大家各抒己见

[00:04:18] 参加会的有三四十号

[00:04:21] 有的人主张硬拼

[00:04:24] 让黄三太领着找到泰山大佛寺

[00:04:28] 跟窦尔敦一决雌雄

[00:04:31] 有的人主张啊

[00:04:33] 通知官府

[00:04:34] 拉着军队去

[00:04:36] 说什么的都有

[00:04:39] 就是坐在旁边没座的有一个中年人

[00:04:44] 低头不语

[00:04:46] 眼珠不住的转动

[00:04:49] 黄三太一看是谁呀

[00:04:51] 正是智囊

[00:04:52] 神眼济全

[00:04:56] 这个记全呢

[00:04:57] 外号人称神眼

[00:04:59] 说神眼

[00:05:01] 不是说他能辨别妖怪

[00:05:03] 往地上一看

[00:05:05] 能看见石尺就有特异功能啊

[00:05:07] 并非如此

[00:05:09] 说明他眼里不揉沙子

[00:05:11] 这个人最聪明不过

[00:05:14] 别看年纪不大

[00:05:15] 足智多谋

[00:05:16] 称为智囊

[00:05:20] 黄三太一向对他十分器重啊

[00:05:23] 一看旁人说这个说那个的

[00:05:27] 唯有济权一语皆无

[00:05:32] 所以黄三太就问他

[00:05:34] 计全哟

[00:05:37] 你怎么不说话呀

[00:05:39] 你倒出个点子

[00:05:41] 总镖头

[00:05:44] 我没说话的原因就在考虑这件事儿

[00:05:48] 不过考虑的不那么成熟

[00:05:51] 说说看嘛

[00:05:53] 大家也听一听

[00:05:55] 唰

[00:05:56] 众人的眼光全集中在济全身上

[00:06:00] 沈严济全站起来

[00:06:02] 轻轻嗓音

[00:06:04] 好吧

[00:06:08] 既然总镖头问起来了

[00:06:10] 那我就说几句

[00:06:13] 不太成熟啊

[00:06:15] 呃

[00:06:15] 我想了上中下三策

[00:06:21] 哦

[00:06:22] 这么一会儿

[00:06:23] 想了三条办法

[00:06:25] 说说看吧

[00:06:26] 嗯

[00:06:27] 上策

[00:06:29] 方才有人提了

[00:06:31] 动用官府的力量对付窦墩

[00:06:36] 我认为是最好的办法

[00:06:38] 因此称为上策

[00:06:41] 为什么要这么说呢

[00:06:43] 据我所知

[00:06:45] 这个窦尔敦想当年杀过官兵啊

[00:06:51] 听说他手下有十几条命案

[00:06:55] 后来他畏罪潜逃

[00:06:57] 跑到五台山文殊院

[00:07:00] 名曰学艺

[00:07:02] 实质躲祸

[00:07:03] 他藏起来了

[00:07:06] 这些年案子没犯呢

[00:07:10] 因此说

[00:07:11] 我们应当通报官府

[00:07:14] 按律治罪

[00:07:17] 有道是光棍不斗势力

[00:07:20] 只要朝廷派兵

[00:07:22] 官府出面

[00:07:24] 到那儿把他一抓

[00:07:26] 按律治罪

[00:07:27] 就得把他剐了

[00:07:30] 就那些帮忙的

[00:07:31] 也不敢靠近了

[00:07:33] 那么借助官府的刀

[00:07:36] 除掉我们心中的病

[00:07:39] 为朝廷还立了功了

[00:07:42] 咱们也出了气了

[00:07:44] 故此称为上策

[00:07:48] 在座的人一听

[00:07:49] 有一半儿同意的

[00:07:51] 对

[00:07:52] 太好了

[00:07:53] 这主意太妙了

[00:07:55] 就这办

[00:07:56] 总镖头

[00:07:57] 您发话吧

[00:07:59] 马上写成子递到官府

[00:08:02] 这不就结了吗

[00:08:04] 一箭双雕

[00:08:05] 一举两得

[00:08:06] 太妙了

[00:08:07] 太妙了

[00:08:10] 但是黄三太眯缝眼睛

[00:08:13] 认真的听着

[00:08:14] 没表态

[00:08:17] 大伙儿再怎么吵吵

[00:08:19] 他不言语没用啊

[00:08:22] 树干不动

[00:08:24] 树梢白摇啊

[00:08:26] 几拳呐

[00:08:28] 我想听听

[00:08:30] 你的中策是

[00:08:34] 倘若总镖头以为上策不妥

[00:08:38] 咱们就使用中策

[00:08:41] 怎么个使用办法呢

[00:08:43] 由您出面

[00:08:45] 指定个地点

[00:08:47] 指定个日期

[00:08:49] 给窦尔敦下一封战术

[00:08:52] 届时双方比武

[00:08:55] 这个比武是总镖头和窦尔敦之间的事情

[00:08:59] 旁人只能是帮腔啊

[00:09:02] 但是这

[00:09:04] 这

[00:09:04] 这一条风险比较大

[00:09:07] 究竟总镖头能不能有把握胜得了豆墩

[00:09:12] 说实话

[00:09:13] 我心里可没底呀

[00:09:15] 故此称为中策

[00:09:18] 这样

[00:09:19] 倘若总镖头能胜了多少吨

[00:09:22] 把他置于福地

[00:09:24] 那么微信扫地了

[00:09:27] 他一趴下

[00:09:28] 那就全完了

[00:09:30] 帮腔的也上不了台

[00:09:32] 窦尔敦还落个心服口服

[00:09:35] 那时重振我们总镖局的威风

[00:09:40] 不知总镖头意下如何

[00:09:44] 嗯

[00:09:45] 有人同意

[00:09:46] 这办法也不错

[00:09:48] 总镖头

[00:09:49] 这中策也可以商量

[00:09:53] 凭您的武功

[00:09:54] 对付窦尔敦大概不成问题

[00:09:57] 如果他不是您的对手

[00:09:59] 威信扫地

[00:10:00] 他就滚出山东和武林界

[00:10:03] 到了那时

[00:10:04] 重振雄风

[00:10:06] 嗯

[00:10:07] 也是好主意

[00:10:09] 嗯

[00:10:11] 那么下策呢

[00:10:13] 是这下策不太光彩

[00:10:17] 呃

[00:10:18] 既然总镖头问起来了

[00:10:21] 这是个省事的办法

[00:10:23] 我们有很多的朋友

[00:10:25] 高来高去

[00:10:26] 陆地飞腾

[00:10:27] 清宫术极好

[00:10:30] 能不能派出那么三位五位

[00:10:33] 或者一位两位

[00:10:35] 偷偷的赶奔泰山大佛寺

[00:10:39] 或者在山东某个地点暗杀窦尔敦

[00:10:44] 把他一杀

[00:10:45] 神不知鬼不觉

[00:10:47] 一切全了了

[00:10:49] 窦尔敦一死

[00:10:50] 树倒猢狲散满天

[00:10:53] 云彩也散去了

[00:10:55] 故此称为下策

[00:10:57] 但呢

[00:10:58] 不太光彩

[00:11:00] 有人一听

[00:11:02] 也行啊

[00:11:03] 什么光彩不光彩的

[00:11:05] 达到目的是最主要的

[00:11:07] 我同意

[00:11:08] 我赞成总镖镖头

[00:11:11] 既全都说完了

[00:11:13] 三条路您自己选吧

[00:11:15] 对

[00:11:16] 总镖头

[00:11:17] 您拿主意吧

[00:11:20] 嗯

[00:11:23] 黄三太没急于表态

[00:11:26] 这脑袋唰唰唰唰唰唰唰

[00:11:29] 激烈的转动

[00:11:31] 他在左右权衡

[00:11:34] 别的人谁都不敢言语

[00:11:36] 注目盯着黄三太

[00:11:39] 大概能过去15 分钟

[00:11:42] 黄三太把眼睁开了

[00:11:44] 各位

[00:11:47] 有关这上策

[00:11:50] 我认为这不妥

[00:11:52] 原因是什么

[00:11:54] 都说窦尔敦杀过官兵

[00:11:57] 都说他畏罪潜逃

[00:12:00] 这只是说我们有证据吗

[00:12:04] 杀过谁

[00:12:06] 杀过张三

[00:12:07] 杀过李四

[00:12:09] 我们手里一点确凿的证据都没有

[00:12:12] 捕风捉影不解决问题呀

[00:12:15] 这是一

[00:12:17] 另外

[00:12:18] 国本初定

[00:12:20] 海疆不宁

[00:12:21] 当今圣主为此忧心忡忡啊

[00:12:26] 哪有精力管这些民间琐事啊

[00:12:30] 尤其咱们提供不出有力的证据

[00:12:34] 官府未必就派兵

[00:12:37] 所以这上策不妥

[00:12:41] 大家一听

[00:12:42] 嗯

[00:12:42] 对

[00:12:43] 还是总镖头分析的有理

[00:12:47] 关于这下策

[00:12:49] 我认为更不妥

[00:12:52] 我黄三太身为上三门的门长

[00:12:57] 我老师一再告诫

[00:12:59] 为人要走得正

[00:13:01] 行得端

[00:13:02] 正大光明啊

[00:13:04] 我老师活着那会儿

[00:13:06] 一向反对这些鸡鸣蜀盗

[00:13:09] 暗箭伤人

[00:13:11] 你想怎么能做这种事儿

[00:13:14] 怎么派人去暗杀就达到目的也不光彩

[00:13:19] 济全呢

[00:13:20] 往后这个主意千万别出

[00:13:23] 我是绝不采纳

[00:13:24] 诶是是是

[00:13:26] 我说我没考虑成熟

[00:13:29] 季全的脸一红

[00:13:30] 低头不语

[00:13:32] 听黄三太接着说

[00:13:35] 这中策嘛

[00:13:38] 嗯

[00:13:39] 我认为可行啊

[00:13:41] 选一指定的地点

[00:13:44] 定下某个时间

[00:13:45] 我跟窦尔敦之间进行公开比武较量

[00:13:51] 倘若我要把他赢了

[00:13:53] 让他威风扫地

[00:13:55] 滚出武林

[00:13:57] 我看这主意嘛

[00:13:59] 倒是不错

[00:14:00] 可以采纳

[00:14:03] 刚说到这儿

[00:14:04] 孟广元说话了

[00:14:07] 总镖头

[00:14:08] 我看不妥

[00:14:10] 为什么

[00:14:11] 呃

[00:14:12] 当初我没拿窦尔敦当回事儿

[00:14:15] 自从我到了山东之后

[00:14:17] 我才发现这姓窦的不是个省油灯

[00:14:21] 另外

[00:14:22] 咱们的人三番五次吃亏

[00:14:25] 都打了败仗

[00:14:26] 嗯

[00:14:27] 总镖头您别不爱听啊

[00:14:30] 嗯

[00:14:30] 窦尔敦比你可年轻啊

[00:14:33] 真要动手比试

[00:14:35] 你未必赢得了人家

[00:14:37] 一旦不是窦尔敦的对手

[00:14:40] 反倒长了他的气焰

[00:14:42] 灭了咱的威风

[00:14:44] 凡是总镖头威信扫地

[00:14:47] 到了那时

[00:14:48] 咱们总镖局还开不开

[00:14:50] 嗯

[00:14:51] 大家说说

[00:14:52] 我看风险太大

[00:14:54] 此计不可行

[00:14:57] 有人也附和

[00:14:59] 对

[00:14:59] 对呀

[00:15:00] 总镖头

[00:15:01] 这

[00:15:02] 这

[00:15:02] 这有点不妥呀

[00:15:03] 实在是我们心里头没底

[00:15:07] 黄三太听到这儿

[00:15:08] 把脸往下一沉

[00:15:10] 哦

[00:15:11] 广元呐

[00:15:12] 各位

[00:15:13] 你们的意思是说

[00:15:15] 我上年纪了

[00:15:17] 我不是窦尔敦的对手

[00:15:19] 我这两下子赶不上他

[00:15:22] 是也不是这

[00:15:24] 这

[00:15:25] 大伙明这么说

[00:15:27] 也怕黄三太不爱听

[00:15:29] 知道黄三太这个人

[00:15:31] 外诸侯内祭烈呀

[00:15:34] 黄三太也不服人啊

[00:15:38] 所以大伙儿挪呢半天也没敢说出来

[00:15:41] 黄三太看在眼里是清清楚楚

[00:15:45] 哈哈哈哈

[00:15:47] 既然如此

[00:15:49] 请各位上眼啊臣

[00:15:53] 黄三太说着说着

[00:15:55] 从座位这一使劲

[00:15:57] 啊噌跳到院里去了

[00:16:00] 像打了一道利闪那么快

[00:16:03] 众人唰

[00:16:05] 眼光全跟上了

[00:16:06] 紧跟着陆续都来到院里

[00:16:11] 黄三太甩衣服抽刀啊

[00:16:14] 就练了一趟八卦万胜金刀

[00:16:19] 八八六十四路

[00:16:20] 一招分三式啊

[00:16:22] 这是跟圣婴学来的

[00:16:25] 现在黄三太这个能耐是特有长进

[00:16:29] 但见人随刀转

[00:16:31] 刀随人转

[00:16:33] 满院里头电闪光辉

[00:16:35] 嗖嗖刮旗阵的冷风啊

[00:16:40] 黄三太舞动这把宝刀

[00:16:42] 上下翻飞

[00:16:44] 光华缭绕

[00:16:45] 果然是精彩绝伦

[00:16:48] 博得大家阵阵的掌声

[00:16:51] 看来黄三太的能耐是不减当年

[00:16:55] 练着练着

[00:16:56] 就见黄三太喊了一声

[00:16:58] 各位

[00:16:59] 上演

[00:17:02] 刀里夹镖拽出一只金镖

[00:17:05] 一抖

[00:17:05] 手颤

[00:17:07] 射向天空

[00:17:10] 因为院里啊

[00:17:11] 有个十几丈高的天灯杆子

[00:17:16] 上头挂着一盏灯

[00:17:18] 这是白天灯没点

[00:17:20] 到晚的时候点起来满院生辉

[00:17:24] 黄三太一抖手

[00:17:26] 这只金标正好正中灯笼的拴绳

[00:17:30] 咔嚓一下

[00:17:32] 绳断了

[00:17:33] 灯笼落地

[00:17:36] 还没等那灯笼掉下来的时候

[00:17:39] 就见黄三太使了个燕子三朝水钻云氏脚尖点地

[00:17:45] 身子往空中一蹿

[00:17:48] 伸手把灯接在掌中

[00:17:51] 一张嘴

[00:17:52] 嘿

[00:17:53] 把金彪的穗子咬住

[00:17:55] 然后轻飘飘落在尘埃

[00:17:59] 把镖揣在镖囊之中

[00:18:02] 高举灯笼

[00:18:03] 各位看我的能耐

[00:18:05] 是不是窦尔敦的对手

[00:18:13] 爆发出热烈的掌声

[00:18:15] 好精彩

[00:18:17] 太精彩了

[00:18:18] 总镖头你太行了啊

[00:18:24] 就见黄三太收刀带镖

[00:18:27] 放下灯笼

[00:18:28] 转身回屋归坐

[00:18:31] 众人陆续进了屋

[00:18:33] 再看黄三太是气不长出

[00:18:36] 面不更色

[00:18:37] 面有得意之色

[00:18:39] 大伙儿赞不绝口

[00:18:41] 这下真咱真比不了

[00:18:44] 难怪人家做总镖头

[00:18:47] 黄三泰笑呵呵的又问

[00:18:49] 各位啊

[00:18:50] 就凭我现在这两下子

[00:18:52] 是不是窦敦的对手没问题

[00:18:56] 总镖头要这么说

[00:18:58] 我们放心了

[00:18:59] 哈哈

[00:19:01] 话不要说的太绝对了

[00:19:05] 时也

[00:19:06] 运也

[00:19:07] 命也

[00:19:09] 到了时候

[00:19:10] 这场生死搏斗

[00:19:12] 不定谁输谁赢啊

[00:19:15] 但愿我师父的英灵保佑咱们

[00:19:19] 战胜窦尔敦是最好不过了

[00:19:23] 但愿如此

[00:19:24] 但愿如此

[00:19:26] 大伙儿的情绪为之一振

[00:19:29] 夏侯山就说

[00:19:31] 总镖头

[00:19:33] 那么您初步以为着

[00:19:35] 什么时候跟他比武

[00:19:37] 这事儿及早得定下来

[00:19:40] 明年三月初三

[00:19:43] 好日子

[00:19:45] 三月三好日子

[00:19:46] 那么地点呢

[00:19:48] 嗯

[00:19:49] 地点嘛

[00:19:51] 就选在河间府李家店

[00:19:57] 我们事先发下通知

[00:19:59] 请窦尔敦到河间府李家店比武

[00:20:05] 那他要不来呢

[00:20:07] 那必须派一个能言善讲之人

[00:20:10] 用话把他拴住

[00:20:12] 不容他不来

[00:20:15] 那参加的人都是谁呢

[00:20:17] 呃

[00:20:18] 黄三太料加思索

[00:20:21] 提起笔来

[00:20:22] 刷刷点点写了一份人名单

[00:20:25] 往前一推

[00:20:26] 各位请过目

[00:20:29] 哗

[00:20:29] 众人围拢上来了

[00:20:31] 一看

[00:20:32] 十个人

[00:20:34] 黄三太不算

[00:20:36] 黄三太是带队的

[00:20:37] 下边带着十位

[00:20:39] 都是谁呀

[00:20:41] 铁牌道人

[00:20:43] 诸葛山珍

[00:20:45] 红莲罗汉

[00:20:47] 毕坤长老

[00:20:48] 飞天玉虎蒋伯芳

[00:20:51] 海底捞月叶成龙

[00:20:54] 九头狮子孟凯震

[00:20:56] 三山消节怪侠欧阳天佐

[00:21:00] 欧阳天佑

[00:21:01] 夏侯山圣奎十个人

[00:21:07] 众人一看

[00:21:08] 鼓掌喝彩

[00:21:10] 哎呀

[00:21:11] 总镖头所虑极是啊

[00:21:14] 这十个人简直棒极了

[00:21:17] 生旦净末丑

[00:21:19] 软硬功夫

[00:21:21] 水旱两路的人才全都有了

[00:21:25] 太棒了

[00:21:26] 棒极了

[00:21:29] 孟广元一看

[00:21:30] 没知己

[00:21:32] 有点着急了

[00:21:33] 总镖头

[00:21:34] 那我们呢

[00:21:36] 我跟窦尔敦结下血海的深仇

[00:21:39] 这仇非报不可

[00:21:41] 难道不允许我们参加吗

[00:21:44] 尔等不必着急

[00:21:47] 我带这十个人是跟窦尔敦比武的

[00:21:52] 下面还带着仆从十人

[00:21:55] 你就算仆从吧

[00:21:59] 像胡景春、季全、李武等人都算仆从

[00:22:05] 初步定下21 个人

[00:22:09] 那么从表面上看

[00:22:13] 黄三泰公平合理

[00:22:16] 实质上暗藏阴谋

[00:22:19] 为什么选在河间府李家店

[00:22:22] 因为李家店

[00:22:24] 店主叫李清川

[00:22:28] 是神蛋子李武的亲袍兄

[00:22:31] 这个李清川在本地颇有实力

[00:22:34] 私官两面

[00:22:36] 手眼通天

[00:22:37] 手下弟子徒孙星罗棋布

[00:22:39] 能有五六百人

[00:22:42] 同时

[00:22:43] 这个李清川打弹子打的最好

[00:22:46] 就那弹弓神蛋子

[00:22:49] 李武就是跟他学的

[00:22:51] 他那弹粒还大

[00:22:53] 功力很足

[00:22:54] 能打连发

[00:22:56] 一个人能阻挡一面

[00:22:58] 杀急了

[00:22:59] 把他拉出来

[00:23:01] 啪啪啪一顿弹子儿

[00:23:04] 就够窦尔敦这帮人呛的

[00:23:06] 所以才选中李家店

[00:23:11] 黄三太打定主意

[00:23:13] 心说

[00:23:13] 窦墩啊窦敦

[00:23:14] 看来我是准胜无疑