《双喜临门》歌词

[00:00:00] 农夫 - 双喜临门
[00:00:00] 词:农夫
[00:00:00] 曲:C君
[00:00:00] 当你好憎你爸爸
[00:00:03] 攞佢张结婚相睇下
[00:00:05] 当晚他娶你妈妈
[00:00:07] 首先要接新娘啲
[00:00:08] 姐妹没一个像样
[00:00:10] 玩game定喺玩命
[00:00:12] 玩过嘅都怕
[00:00:13] 惨过去o camp
[00:00:14] 老婆在这化妆
[00:00:15] 班兄弟给人湿corn
[00:00:16] 个个都失仪没人理吉时
[00:00:19] 好啦好啦搞吓搞吓
[00:00:20] 终于去到摆酒
[00:00:21] 又要照相又要握手
[00:00:22] 老婆给人拐走
[00:00:23] 那几桌的亲戚没一个识
[00:00:25] 开饭到散席见嘢就食
[00:00:28] 一家七口给七旧
[00:00:29] 你老豆说
[00:00:30] 亲戚唔需要珍惜
[00:00:32] 几万元桌要说酒微菜薄
[00:00:35] 几万人来喂走了再踱
[00:00:37] 外母又十桌奶奶又十桌
[00:00:39] 两个人一齐的家长要威
[00:00:42] 这对夫妻坐下算一算
[00:00:44] 最紧要是 摆酒来
[00:00:46] 搞一晚又没了首期
[00:00:48] 他当初最伟大没得比
[00:00:51] 全世界讲一次恭喜恭喜
[00:00:56] 结婚即刻当晚
[00:00:58] 有了你有了你
[00:01:00] 全世界讲多次恭喜恭喜
[00:01:04] 你生仔别鬼激气
[00:01:06] 结婚照永久一世双喜
[00:01:27] 当你好憎你妈妈
[00:01:30] 摆你张BB相看着
[00:01:32] 你是怎样变到现在
[00:01:34] 咁就要请回忆起
[00:01:35] 验孕棒那晚
[00:01:36] 恭喜恭喜恭乜喜
[00:01:39] 楼都未供得起
[00:01:40] 就要供你
[00:01:41] 一开头一味是呕
[00:01:43] 一是好胃口到
[00:01:45] 吃得下一桌酒
[00:01:45] 整天去厕所
[00:01:47] 但是一直来来去去得一滴
[00:01:50] 这样做唔得那样吃唔得
[00:01:52] 大肚婆净是识得抑郁
[00:01:55] 生子还要争位
[00:01:56] 医院说唔是用人仔
[00:01:58] 该你有问题
[00:01:59] 等到作动一生
[00:02:00] 生了十个钟头
[00:02:02] 唔讲有多痛
[00:02:02] 你老豆吓到要急救
[00:02:04] 说咁快就要喂人奶
[00:02:06] 啜到型都变埋
[00:02:07] 都还是唔够吃
[00:02:08] 整个月睡一晚
[00:02:09] 唔死都虚脱
[00:02:11] 坐月未补返又要摆满月
[00:02:13] 姨妈姑姐多到
[00:02:14] 个个要姜醋
[00:02:15] BB衫好多套送现金没有
[00:02:18] 要Po上Facebook早一年
[00:02:21] 要报定playgroup
[00:02:22] 以前36 24 36今日
[00:02:25] 诶你老豆回了大陆
[00:02:26] 他当初最伟大没得比
[00:02:30] 全世界讲一次恭喜恭喜
[00:02:34] 结婚即刻当晚
[00:02:36] 有了你有了你
[00:02:39] 全世界讲多次恭喜恭喜
[00:02:42] 你生仔别鬼激气
[00:02:45] 结婚照永久一世镶起
[00:02:50] 亲他亲他除衫除衫
[00:02:54] 干呀干呀干呀干呀清啦
[00:03:02] 全世界讲一次恭喜恭喜
[00:03:06] 结婚即刻当晚
[00:03:08] 有了你有了你
[00:03:11] 全世界讲多次恭喜恭喜
[00:03:14] 你生仔别鬼激气
[00:03:17] 结婚照永久一世镶起
[00:03:20] 全世界讲一次恭喜恭喜
[00:03:24] 结婚即刻当晚
[00:03:26] 有了你有了你
[00:03:29] 全世界讲多次恭喜恭喜
[00:03:33] 你生仔别鬼激气
[00:03:35] 结婚照永久一世镶起
[00:03:38] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
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