《龙虎风云会第81回》歌词

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[00:00:03] 房书安哪

[00:00:05] 被飞剑仙朱亮免的

[00:00:08] 上天无路

[00:00:10] 入地无门

[00:00:13] 帮他那老头也没来

[00:00:16] 大脑壳可真的了

[00:00:19] 把手指头一晃

[00:00:22] 跟朱亮说

[00:00:23] 嗯嗯

[00:00:25] 朱亮人怕比马怕骑

[00:00:29] 你真把方言逼急了

[00:00:32] 我就得拿出我的绝技

[00:00:36] 小子

[00:00:36] 你休走朝胆

[00:00:41] 朱亮能听他的

[00:00:44] 房书安你俩下子

[00:00:45] 他心里都有数

[00:00:48] 心想这小子没皮没脸

[00:00:50] 顺嘴胡说

[00:00:53] 哪知道

[00:00:55] 就建房栓手指的一瞬

[00:00:58] 啪的一下

[00:01:00] 打那个脆劲儿就甭提了

[00:01:04] 飞剑仙朱亮的脑门子上的重中的挨了一击

[00:01:10] 书中代言可不是长

[00:01:13] 是拿手指头弹的

[00:01:16] 疼得诸梁嗷一声蹦起来

[00:01:19] 三尺多高

[00:01:21] 用手一摸

[00:01:24] 脑门子上鼓起个包儿

[00:01:26] 比核桃小不了多少

[00:01:30] 大哥在眼前是金星乱冒

[00:01:34] 朱良心说

[00:01:35] 哎哟

[00:01:38] 真没想到

[00:01:39] 这房书安这小子还会这套本事

[00:01:42] 这是什么功夫

[00:01:46] 简直是疑惑不解

[00:01:48] 旁边那12个字也吓坏了

[00:01:52] 你看朱老剑客受伤啦

[00:01:54] 顺着手缝往下淌血

[00:01:58] 朱亮多滑呀

[00:02:00] 电视不好使

[00:02:01] 撒腿就跑

[00:02:04] 连话都没说

[00:02:05] 扭身就跑

[00:02:07] 房书晗一看可乐坏了

[00:02:12] 听说行a

[00:02:14] 内老头儿真讲信用

[00:02:16] 真给我帮了忙了

[00:02:19] 我再给他来一下

[00:02:21] 姑娘晓得这滋味怎么样

[00:02:25] 我让你知道知道方言何许人也

[00:02:29] 过去我是真人不露相

[00:02:32] 露相不真人

[00:02:34] 后脑勺在给你来一下蹦哎我的

[00:02:42] 朱亮Li er 转过去了

[00:02:43] 后脑勺没躲开

[00:02:46] 又来了个包

[00:02:48] 把朱亮吓的魂不附体

[00:02:51] 率领众人泥窝蜂逃之夭夭

[00:02:56] 放出来的新刷放下

[00:03:00] 一直等着朱亮跑那样儿了

[00:03:03] 房主爱往周围看看

[00:03:06] 老爷们

[00:03:08] 老祖宗

[00:03:10] 你呢

[00:03:11] 在哪

[00:03:11] 你赶紧请出来吧

[00:03:15] 就听身后有人笑哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:03:20] 别Java

[00:03:22] 我在这

[00:03:24] 方帆转身一看

[00:03:26] 正是内老头

[00:03:29] 哎呀

[00:03:30] 老方双膝跪倒在地

[00:03:32] 望山磕头

[00:03:34] 老祖宗

[00:03:36] 您真是言而有信呢

[00:03:39] 您给我帮了大忙啊

[00:03:41] 情伤受我一拜

[00:03:44] 起来起来

[00:03:45] 起来起来

[00:03:46] 哈哈哈哈

[00:03:48] 法官怎么样

[00:03:51] 老学我说话算数

[00:03:53] 您真讲信用

[00:03:56] 男子汉大丈夫

[00:03:57] 生在天地间

[00:03:59] 无信而不利您真假信用

[00:04:05] 方才那两下咱俩配合的挺好吗

[00:04:09] 天衣无缝

[00:04:11] 珠联璧合

[00:04:13] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:04:14] 我太谢谢你了

[00:04:17] 房租按呢

[00:04:18] 本来我想露面

[00:04:21] 但我又一想

[00:04:22] 没那个必要

[00:04:24] 还不如在暗中给你帮忙

[00:04:28] 既然咱爷俩配合的不错

[00:04:31] 我看就这样吧

[00:04:33] 今后呢

[00:04:34] 咱们一直就这样配合

[00:04:38] 你到了紧关紧要的关头

[00:04:41] 你就像刚才那样就很劲吹完了

[00:04:46] 我给你收秋

[00:04:48] 你看好吗

[00:04:49] 哎呀

[00:04:49] 老爷子这主意可太棒了

[00:04:53] 不管老爷子

[00:04:54] 我真担心

[00:04:56] 担心什么

[00:04:58] 我怕你万一有点儿事儿不在我身边

[00:05:02] 那怎么办呢

[00:05:05] 哎呀

[00:05:06] 刷刷na

[00:05:07] 你说的也在于你

[00:05:10] 总之呢

[00:05:12] 我本身也有我本身的事

[00:05:14] 不能一直跟你总在一起

[00:05:18] 这样吧

[00:05:20] 你有用我之处

[00:05:22] 大事的时候小事不算

[00:05:26] 嘿

[00:05:27] 我呢

[00:05:28] 必然出头

[00:05:30] 就即使有不出头的时候

[00:05:32] 我也跟你事先打个招呼

[00:05:35] 这叫有备而无患

[00:05:38] 行了

[00:05:39] 老爷子

[00:05:40] 我这人最通情达理

[00:05:43] 您能像我的影子似的老跟着我吗

[00:05:47] 明天有事儿事先没跟我打招呼

[00:05:52] 逼我吹了半天都落空了

[00:05:55] 谢谢谢谢

[00:05:56] 咱们一言为定

[00:06:00] 老爷子

[00:06:01] 我有个小小的要求

[00:06:04] 说吧

[00:06:05] 什么要求

[00:06:07] 您怎么办

[00:06:09] 您把我送回城里

[00:06:12] 到秦家老店

[00:06:14] 跟三老四少我们那些人你也见一面

[00:06:19] 因为什么呢

[00:06:20] 您不光是救了我

[00:06:22] 您给开封府的人杨的名字

[00:06:26] 你立了大功了

[00:06:28] 也让我们的相爷呢

[00:06:30] 像您客气客气

[00:06:33] 让那些侠剑客们也都领情

[00:06:36] 致信老爷子

[00:06:39] 您答应不答应

[00:06:42] 说完了没那个必要捏你

[00:06:45] 无论如何别驳我的面子

[00:06:49] 有道是受人点水

[00:06:52] 恩当徐永全报啊

[00:06:55] 老爷子

[00:06:56] 您不跟我去

[00:06:57] 我就跪死在您的面前

[00:07:02] 嗯

[00:07:02] 嗯

[00:07:04] 好爸

[00:07:05] 既然如此

[00:07:07] 我就满足你的要求

[00:07:10] 这才是我亲祖宗

[00:07:12] 那此地并非讲话之所

[00:07:15] 搬走

[00:07:17] 你那小刀还要不H

[00:07:20] 对呀

[00:07:21] 我那刀叫拐棍给崩飞了

[00:07:24] 我这儿有一把

[00:07:25] 你拿去吧

[00:07:26] 哎哎哎

[00:07:28] 这不是我的吧

[00:07:30] 我早给你捡回来了

[00:07:33] 哎呀

[00:07:33] 多些老祖宗

[00:07:35] 你想的真周到

[00:07:38] 房书安把刀呗好

[00:07:41] 跟着老头儿哒哒

[00:07:42] 嘎嘎

[00:07:43] 起身回京城

[00:07:46] 梳着简短

[00:07:48] 等到秦姐老店门前了

[00:07:51] 正好是半夜

[00:07:53] 街上静静的无人

[00:07:56] 但是电房门前挂着灯呢

[00:07:59] 店门紧闭

[00:08:01] 房书安说

[00:08:03] 您等一会儿啊

[00:08:04] 我马上到里头给下个通知

[00:08:07] 肯定大伙儿都听我的信儿

[00:08:09] 谁都不能睡

[00:08:11] 说完了速去速回

[00:08:14] 你放心

[00:08:16] 光说安详

[00:08:17] 也别砸门了

[00:08:19] 叫四邻八家

[00:08:20] 听着不方便

[00:08:22] 因此

[00:08:23] 斗深跳进院儿里头

[00:08:25] 把门儿开开

[00:08:27] 然后往后院走

[00:08:29] 在他屋里

[00:08:30] 明灯蜡烛

[00:08:32] 老少英雄100多号都在等房书安立信

[00:08:39] 一瞅

[00:08:39] 老方晃着大脑袋进来了

[00:08:42] 人们常出一口气

[00:08:44] 哎呀

[00:08:45] 总算回来了

[00:08:47] 蒋平

[00:08:48] 赶紧过来啊

[00:08:50] 怎么样

[00:08:51] 哎呀

[00:08:52] 小孩儿没娘

[00:08:54] 说起来话长了

[00:08:57] 王哥呀

[00:08:58] 先别说旁的

[00:09:01] 我新交了个朋友

[00:09:03] 就在门外

[00:09:05] 这个朋友不但聊不起

[00:09:07] 而且请不了

[00:09:10] 咱们大伙儿出去接一接怎么样

[00:09:12] 是吗

[00:09:14] 徐良白云瑞讲评展昭

[00:09:17] 小七杰小五义

[00:09:20] 大伙儿出去迎接

[00:09:22] 等把电房门开开

[00:09:23] 房书安一看

[00:09:25] 嗯

[00:09:27] 老头是踪迹不见

[00:09:32] 蒋平看看没人儿

[00:09:34] 我这小子说梦话呢

[00:09:36] 人在哪儿呢

[00:09:39] 我叫他在门口等着

[00:09:40] 他怎么走了呢

[00:09:42] 什么样一个人呢

[00:09:44] 哎呀哎

[00:09:46] 就是普普通通一个老头儿

[00:09:49] 我呢

[00:09:49] 不认得到

[00:09:51] 人家给我带路来的

[00:09:53] 你一直把我送回来的

[00:09:55] 咱不得感谢人家马

[00:09:59] 黄说啊

[00:09:59] 为什么这么说呀

[00:10:01] 那老头要来了

[00:10:04] 彼此见过老头

[00:10:06] 不想报名也得报名

[00:10:09] 不想露身份

[00:10:11] 也得露身份

[00:10:13] 但是

[00:10:13] 老头儿不辞而别了

[00:10:16] 事情发生的变化

[00:10:19] 老方一想

[00:10:20] 也没必要再说那些经过的

[00:10:24] 只要我心里做的有数也就得了

[00:10:27] 因此又编了一套瞎话

[00:10:30] 众人不便追究

[00:10:32] 又回到屋里

[00:10:34] 大伙儿就问你下

[00:10:36] 通知下到了

[00:10:37] 你吓到了

[00:10:40] 那你把经过详细讲来

[00:10:42] 你吃了呢

[00:10:44] 防护安

[00:10:46] 就把下通知D 经过如实地讲述一遍

[00:10:51] 唯独把飞剑仙朱亮领着人追她

[00:10:56] 老头怎么给他帮忙这个事儿

[00:10:59] 他也蛮起来

[00:11:00] 没说

[00:11:02] 打个糊涂与众人不知的实情啊

[00:11:07] 所以也没产生怀疑

[00:11:10] 蒋平说

[00:11:11] 既然通知已经下到

[00:11:14] 明年大家认真做好准备

[00:11:18] 后天一早

[00:11:20] 赶奔八王擂

[00:11:24] 咱这么说吧

[00:11:25] 防暑啊

[00:11:26] 也够累的

[00:11:28] 找个地方痛痛快快睡了一觉

[00:11:31] 到了第二天

[00:11:33] 众人没事儿就是休息

[00:11:36] 准备病人的准备病人

[00:11:38] 准备暗器的准备

[00:11:40] 暗器这咱

[00:11:42] 不必细述

[00:11:43] 蒋平带着徐良白云瑞来见包大人

[00:11:50] 把这个事情向包的人禀报一遍

[00:11:54] 包大人听完了很满意啊

[00:11:57] 蒋平啊

[00:11:59] 看来重开吧

[00:12:01] 王磊至关重要

[00:12:05] 无论如何要把八王千岁清退

[00:12:10] 我把这件事儿已经奏明当今天子

[00:12:14] 皇上十分关心啊

[00:12:17] 因此

[00:12:18] 这次开累不比寻常

[00:12:22] 是大人民放心

[00:12:24] 我们已经做好了准备

[00:12:27] 无论如何

[00:12:28] 得把王驾千岁请回来

[00:12:31] 不过大人啊

[00:12:33] 您

[00:12:34] 也得给我们帮帮忙

[00:12:36] 说吧

[00:12:37] 帮什么忙

[00:12:38] 现在开始用军队的时候

[00:12:42] 最好你跟五军都督府打个招呼

[00:12:47] 派大兵偷偷包围莲花观和霸王类

[00:12:53] 单凭囟炮一响

[00:12:56] 咱们Li y 动手把八王爷就回来

[00:13:00] 把群贼一网打尽

[00:13:04] 嗯

[00:13:06] 说的有理

[00:13:08] 包的人马上写了封信

[00:13:11] 派专人送到无菌re 的组

[00:13:16] 都提斧的元帅就是铁帽子

[00:13:18] 王爷岳横啊

[00:13:20] 他直接统领着进军

[00:13:24] 另外

[00:13:25] 月大帅跟包大人的关系密切

[00:13:29] 包大人说什么

[00:13:30] 他听什么

[00:13:32] 看了看书去哦

[00:13:35] 要动用进军

[00:13:39] 人数在1万左右

[00:13:42] 老元帅不敢怠慢

[00:13:44] 脾气比来做了批示

[00:13:47] 然后命中军官

[00:13:49] 拿着大令赶奔调运场

[00:13:52] 调动大晕

[00:13:55] 把这一万人

[00:13:57] 抽出3000便衣队

[00:14:01] 充做老百姓假装看热闹的

[00:14:05] 分布在八坊内左右

[00:14:08] 另外7000人

[00:14:10] 在三明总兵四名副将的统率下

[00:14:15] 准备一切应用之物

[00:14:18] 偷偷地包围莲花观

[00:14:22] 前提是不能让贼察觉

[00:14:26] 察觉了就麻烦了

[00:14:30] 什么时候进兵啊

[00:14:31] 听讲评的信号

[00:14:34] 蒋平什么时候叫靳冰

[00:14:36] 什么时候大兵出动

[00:14:39] 这全都做好了准备

[00:14:43] 包的人得着信儿

[00:14:44] 之后转告蒋平

[00:14:46] 徐良白云瑞

[00:14:48] 爷儿几个非常高兴

[00:14:50] 又回转到秦家老店

[00:14:54] 第二天没什么事儿

[00:14:56] 等到了正日的这一天

[00:14:59] 老少英雄早早地起来

[00:15:02] 饱餐战在分批赶奔霸王

[00:15:08] 这一路之上

[00:15:09] 断断续续全是看热闹的老百姓

[00:15:13] 当然里边也有变异率

[00:15:17] 成群结伙

[00:15:19] 说说笑笑

[00:15:21] 从四面八方云集到莲花观

[00:15:26] 因为这八王擂啊终止了一个多月

[00:15:30] 现在又开始负累

[00:15:32] 有人消息灵通

[00:15:34] 一传十十传百

[00:15:37] 这个消息是不胫而走

[00:15:39] 所以啊

[00:15:40] 这回看热闹的超过前者呀

[00:15:45] 怎样

[00:15:48] 全都来到八王擂台下

[00:15:52] 人山人海

[00:15:54] 拥挤不透

[00:15:57] 三侠五义

[00:15:58] 老少英雄

[00:16:00] 也穿插在老百姓中间

[00:16:05] 不说讲评徐良等人

[00:16:08] 单说郭长达、朱良等人

[00:16:12] 朱亮脑袋上挨了个包

[00:16:15] 本不想说实情

[00:16:17] 这玩意

[00:16:18] 丢人现眼

[00:16:20] 但是不说又不行啊

[00:16:21] 一个很多人目睹眼界

[00:16:24] 第二个脑门子上后脑勺有俩包子

[00:16:27] 怎么解释

[00:16:29] 朱良回去长吁短叹

[00:16:32] 主人一看就一愣

[00:16:33] 老贱了

[00:16:34] 这怎么回事儿

[00:16:35] 哎

[00:16:35] 别提了

[00:16:37] 我现在都不明白

[00:16:40] 这房书安这小子怎么会这种特殊的本事

[00:16:44] 哦

[00:16:45] 他会打暗器啊

[00:16:47] 答案气就不奇怪了

[00:16:50] 离着我多远

[00:16:52] 弹我的脑崩

[00:16:54] A 、脑门上

[00:16:56] 后脑勺来两下

[00:16:58] 你看

[00:16:59] 给我打得这么严重

[00:17:03] 房书安吧

[00:17:05] 你别胡扯了

[00:17:06] 是不是眼花了

[00:17:07] 嗨

[00:17:09] 我眼一点儿也没花

[00:17:11] 离得挺远

[00:17:13] Er 拨一谈就摊上了

[00:17:15] 你说怪不怪

[00:17:17] 内12 个人也做正事

[00:17:20] 是啊

[00:17:20] 我们也亲眼目睹

[00:17:22] 没有人给方传帮忙

[00:17:25] 就是他自己

[00:17:26] 你说删了不

[00:17:29] 怪哉怪哉

[00:17:32] 这帮人猜了半天也不知道怎么回事儿

[00:17:37] 索性也就不猜了

[00:17:40] 咱这么说吧

[00:17:42] 到开类的这篇

[00:17:44] 早晨起来

[00:17:46] 郭长达他们也饱餐战赛

[00:17:49] 好在他们离得近

[00:17:51] 开开门儿就是后台

[00:17:55] 不像三侠五义

[00:17:56] 还得从城里赶到这儿来

[00:17:58] 路上四五十里地呢

[00:18:01] 所以郭长达他们也不着急

[00:18:04] 吃罢早饭

[00:18:06] 刚喝了两口水

[00:18:08] 小老道

[00:18:09] 跑进来

[00:18:11] 满脸堆笑啊

[00:18:14] 怎么找啊

[00:18:15] 给您道喜啦

[00:18:17] 给各位道喜了

[00:18:19] 嗯

[00:18:20] 拿一愣

[00:18:21] 何喜之有

[00:18:23] 哼

[00:18:24] 老教主来了

[00:18:28] 谁呀

[00:18:29] 边山卧佛寺30 闭秋卧佛昆仑僧

[00:18:37] 老教主亲自到

[00:18:40] 备注

[00:18:42] 国昌达不相信自己的耳朵呀

[00:18:47] 卧佛

[00:18:47] 昆仑僧是谁

[00:18:49] 自己授业的老恩师

[00:18:54] 我寻思我师傅不来了

[00:18:57] 老人家千里迢迢还真来了

[00:19:01] 郭长达备受感动

[00:19:03] 赶紧站起身

[00:19:05] 各位

[00:19:08] 我的老师来了

[00:19:10] 老教主驾到了

[00:19:12] 各位列队迎接

[00:19:16] 郭长达领着

[00:19:18] 好几百人到隆尧

[00:19:20] Y 一看

[00:19:21] 可不是吗

[00:19:23] 卧佛昆仑僧带着四大弟子爷儿五个风尘仆仆来到莲花观

[00:19:33] 郭长达赶紧领头跪倒在地

[00:19:37] 感动的热泪盈眶

[00:19:40] 奔驰在杀不肖的弟子给您磕头了

[00:19:47] 昆仑僧点了点头

[00:19:50] 吧啦

[00:19:51] 各位啊

[00:19:52] 都请请请请

[00:19:56] 老师

[00:19:57] 赶紧往里请吧

[00:19:59] 真是众星捧月一般

[00:20:03] 把昆仑僧接近厅堂

[00:20:07] 让老和尚居中而坐

[00:20:09] 四大弟子站在身后

[00:20:13] 郭长达不敢坐

[00:20:15] 垂首站在一旁

[00:20:18] 师傅

[00:20:19] 您辛苦了

[00:20:20] 哎

[00:20:22] 谈不到啊

[00:20:25] 老师

[00:20:26] 你是接着我的信就来的吗

[00:20:30] 你阿难戒

[00:20:32] 里边还有不少的事情啊

[00:20:36] 我来的都是谁啊哎哟

[00:20:38] 我给您介绍介绍

[00:20:40] 血手飞镰江洪烈

[00:20:44] 三尺地灵魔陆昆

[00:20:47] 压倒南山不倒翁公孙梁

[00:20:51] 九头身标记成达

[00:20:54] 飞剑仙、朱亮等等等等

[00:21:00] 众人赶忙过来给坤Zheng Jian Li

[00:21:03] 要讲就身份在这儿

[00:21:06] 就得数坤

[00:21:08] 咱们是最高的

[00:21:10] 他是昆仑派D 教主兼莲花派D 教主

[00:21:16] 是飞云道长郭长达的授业老恩师

[00:21:22] 所以这些人都属于弟子徒孙呢

[00:21:26] 就是继承达

[00:21:28] 跟他视频类

[00:21:30] 剩下的都是晚辈

[00:21:33] 所以对老和尚倍加尊重

[00:21:38] 昆仑僧让纪承达坐在自己身旁

[00:21:43] 然后客气几句

[00:21:44] 其他的人不敢做

[00:21:46] 还立在左右

[00:21:50] 郭长达数

[00:21:52] 师傅

[00:21:53] 您来的是正好儿啊

[00:21:55] 怎么这么巧

[00:21:57] 今天八王擂头一偏负累

[00:22:02] 您就看到了

[00:22:04] 额

[00:22:07] 现在到了台北的时候没有

[00:22:10] 得中午才开类呢

[00:22:13] 你俩可以好好的休息休息

[00:22:16] 算啦

[00:22:17] 不用休息啦

[00:22:19] 我请问你

[00:22:21] 三侠五义内方面儿都请了些什么人呢啊

[00:22:27] 请的人也不在少数

[00:22:29] 据图儿所之

[00:22:32] 云南山歌

[00:22:34] 老龙神苗

[00:22:35] 酒席没花千朵仓

[00:22:37] 九宫古来稀

[00:22:39] 佐酒er 都到了

[00:22:42] 少花山的天聋地哑天聋先师

[00:22:46] 赵朴地哑先师为百宝到了还有辽东第六佬铁面金刚沙龙北侠紫髯伯欧阳春大刀镇

[00:22:59] 陕西严正康帆江还马尚军

[00:23:02] 一浪比波挑10万奎

[00:23:06] 还有山西的二角金睛

[00:23:09] 好斗梅良祖

[00:23:10] 神情骨影倒骑驴

[00:23:12] D 剑客贾云飞

[00:23:15] 那么最厉害的河南登封搞嵩山少林祖院

[00:23:20] 八个名僧

[00:23:21] 第二位通金刚铁罗汉

[00:23:23] 磨成大力佛的欧阳普中

[00:23:27] 瑜伽的就是白眉大侠徐良玉、链小达摩、白云瑞等人

[00:23:35] 这些人集中在一起是十分了得