《I Just Go Nuts At Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Zonin

[00:00:06] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:09] On that yolly holiday

[00:00:12] I'll go in the red like a knucklehead

[00:00:15] Because I squander all my pay

[00:00:18] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:21] Shopping sure drives me berserk

[00:00:24] On the day before I rush in a store

[00:00:27] Like a poor bewildered jerk

[00:00:30] I look at nightgowns for my wife

[00:00:33] Dose black ones trimmed in red

[00:00:37] But I won't know her size and so

[00:00:39] She'll get a carpet sweeper instead

[00:00:42] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:46] Ven each kid hangs up his sock

[00:00:48] It's a time for kids to flip der lids

[00:00:51] While der papa goes in hock

[00:01:03] On da night before Christmas

[00:01:05] It's still in the house

[00:01:07] My family is sleeping

[00:01:09] So I'm quiet like a mouse

[00:01:11] I look at my vatch and midnight is near

[00:01:15] I tink I'll sneak out for a cold glass of beer

[00:01:19] Down at the corner the crowd is so merry

[00:01:22] I end up by drinking about twelve Tom and Yerry

[00:01:26] I get to bed late and yee whiz how I'm sleeping

[00:01:30] Ven on to my bed dose darn kids dey come leaping

[00:01:33] Dey sit on my face and day yump on my belly

[00:01:36] And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly

[00:01:40] Dey scream Merry Christmas and my poor vife and me

[00:01:45] Ve stumble downstairs and she lights up da tree

[00:01:49] My head is exploding

[00:01:52] My mouth tastes like a pickle

[00:01:54] I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle

[00:01:59] Yust befor Christmas dinner I relax to a point

[00:02:03] Den relatives start svarming all over da yoint

[00:02:07] On Christmas I hug and I kiss my vife's mother

[00:02:11] Da rest of da year err ve don't speak to each other

[00:02:16] After dinner my aunt and my vife's Uncle Louie

[00:02:19] Get into a argument dere both awful screwy

[00:02:23] Den all of my vife's family say Louie is right

[00:02:26] And my goofy relations dey yoin in da fight

[00:02:29] Back in da corner da radio is playing

[00:02:32] And over da racket Gabriel Heatter is saying

[00:02:36] Peace on Earth everybody and good vill toward men

[00:02:41] And yust at dat moment someone slugs Uncle Ben

[00:02:45] Dey all run outside vhooping for da neighbours will hear

[00:02:49] Oh I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes just once a year

[00:02:55] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:02:58] But I still have lots of fun

[00:03:01] Yust the same as you

[00:03:03] I enyoy it too

[00:03:05] Merry Christmas everyone