《水浒0064》歌词

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[00:00:00] 潘金莲和王婆子把药煎好了

[00:00:08] 把这砒霜啊准备到手底下还没下

[00:00:13] 因为天还早呢

[00:00:15] 唉

[00:00:16] 武大郎今天还比每天都精神

[00:00:22] 自从被踢之后

[00:00:23] 这头一天能够翻翻身了

[00:00:28] 武大郎瞅瞅守在身边的潘金莲

[00:00:33] 点了点头

[00:00:35] 金莲哪

[00:00:38] 咱俩成亲几年了

[00:00:42] 嗨

[00:00:42] 提这干嘛呀

[00:00:45] 咱俩成亲一年多了

[00:00:48] 一年多了

[00:00:51] 哎

[00:00:52] 平常啊

[00:00:54] 我有个对和不对的

[00:00:57] 你得担待着点儿啊

[00:01:01] 我知道我模样长得不济

[00:01:04] 比你大二十来岁

[00:01:08] 委屈你了

[00:01:11] 也难怪你呀

[00:01:12] 看不上我

[00:01:14] 走了下道儿

[00:01:17] 虽然我戴了绿帽子

[00:01:20] 我对你呀

[00:01:22] 还能原谅

[00:01:25] 往后啊

[00:01:26] 千万别干这事儿了

[00:01:28] 人呢

[00:01:29] 得走正道

[00:01:32] 我昨天呢

[00:01:33] 做了几个梦

[00:01:35] 梦见我兄弟武松回来了

[00:01:39] 问我为什么受伤

[00:01:41] 我说我出门卡的

[00:01:44] 我

[00:01:45] 我没说实话呀

[00:01:47] 你放心吧

[00:01:49] 我一定把这事儿压在心底

[00:01:52] 不跟他讲也就是了

[00:01:57] 唉

[00:01:57] 这潘金莲呢

[00:01:58] 到了此刻

[00:02:00] 良心发现

[00:02:03] 潘金莲头一次眼泪掉下来了

[00:02:08] 朕哭了

[00:02:10] 挺可怜我的

[00:02:13] 想起武大郎眼看就要复读了

[00:02:17] 真不忍心下手啊

[00:02:19] 他真想说服王婆子和西门庆这么干是不太缺德呀

[00:02:29] 他这心里头翻了好几个个儿

[00:02:33] 但是不能对武大郎说

[00:02:36] 好吧

[00:02:38] 既然你念夫妻之情

[00:02:41] 不跟武二说

[00:02:43] 我也感恩不尽

[00:02:45] 往后我一定听你的

[00:02:48] 谨守妇道也就是了

[00:02:50] 嗯嗯

[00:02:52] 我

[00:02:52] 我有点乏了

[00:02:54] 我再睡一觉

[00:02:55] 你给我准备点儿吃的啊

[00:02:58] 我把药给你抓来了

[00:03:00] 先生说这药吃完了就好

[00:03:03] 你睡一觉

[00:03:04] 等醒了好吃药

[00:03:06] 嗯嗯 好 好吧

[00:03:09] 武大郎翻了个身

[00:03:10] 脸朝里睡了

[00:03:13] 潘金莲提着罗裙从楼上下来

[00:03:16] 去找王婆子去了

[00:03:19] 干娘

[00:03:21] 我看

[00:03:22] 我看这事儿就

[00:03:24] 就算了

[00:03:26] 哟

[00:03:27] 你说的啥话呀

[00:03:28] 什么事儿算了

[00:03:31] 他方才跟我说的怪可怜的

[00:03:33] 唉呦我的大娘子唉

[00:03:37] 你动摇了啊

[00:03:39] 要改变主意啊

[00:03:40] 那可不成啊

[00:03:43] 人无伤虎心

[00:03:45] 虎有伤人意呀

[00:03:48] 也备不住武大这是使的稳军计

[00:03:52] 先把你稳住

[00:03:54] 等武松回来

[00:03:56] 他一合盘儿端出去

[00:03:58] 咱谁也活不了啊

[00:04:00] 到那阵儿

[00:04:01] 世上可没有卖后悔药的

[00:04:04] 你也不是小孩子了

[00:04:07] 你就听他的哄骗吗

[00:04:10] 不行

[00:04:11] 这主意不能改变

[00:04:14] 非把他毒死不可

[00:04:16] 唉

[00:04:16] 这是不能改变了

[00:04:18] 八个字儿

[00:04:19] 注定的

[00:04:21] 叫他这么一说

[00:04:23] 潘金莲这心又坚定了

[00:04:27] 等啊等啊

[00:04:29] 盼哪盼哪

[00:04:31] 到了半夜三更

[00:04:36] 按钟表说呢

[00:04:38] 就是子夜十二点刚过点儿

[00:04:42] 那个年头儿又没电灯

[00:04:44] 人们早已经熟睡了

[00:04:46] 紫石街静悄悄的

[00:04:51] 就是灯光晃动

[00:04:53] 人影儿摇啊

[00:04:55] 潘金莲的影子照在墙上

[00:04:58] 跟魔影一般

[00:05:02] 此时此刻

[00:05:05] 潘金莲手脚直冒冷汗

[00:05:10] 看看药锅

[00:05:13] 瞅瞅抽匣的砒霜

[00:05:15] 他多少还有点犹豫呢

[00:05:18] 正这时候

[00:05:18] 王婆子来了

[00:05:22] 王婆子不敢高声

[00:05:23] 跟潘金莲打手势

[00:05:26] 那意思可以开始了

[00:05:29] 你还等什么

[00:05:32] 潘金莲手直哆嗦

[00:05:35] 把那药啊往碗里倒

[00:05:37] 还撒了有一半儿

[00:05:40] 然后哆哩哆嗦把砒霜投到里头了

[00:05:43] 拿筷子把他搅匀乎了

[00:05:48] 吹的半凉不热的时候

[00:05:52] 他来招呼武大郎

[00:05:54] 大郎 呃

[00:05:56] 郎 呃呃呃呃

[00:05:59] 干什么

[00:06:01] 药煎好了

[00:06:03] 来 喝下去吧

[00:06:06] 我不喝了呀

[00:06:09] 花那么多钱

[00:06:10] 你怎么不喝

[00:06:11] 唉 喝呀

[00:06:13] 也好不了啊

[00:06:17] 老实说

[00:06:18] 我要活够了要

[00:06:20] 瞧你说的

[00:06:21] 好死不如赖活着

[00:06:23] 别耍小孩子脾气了

[00:06:25] 来 我周着你

[00:06:28] 潘金莲上了床了

[00:06:32] 把武大郎拢到怀里头

[00:06:36] 一手扳着他脖子

[00:06:39] 一手端着药碗

[00:06:41] 来 喝了吧

[00:06:42] 我喂你

[00:06:44] 武大郎没办法

[00:06:46] 喝了一口

[00:06:51] 怎么这么苦啊

[00:06:52] 这味儿太难闻了呀

[00:06:56] 药能不苦吗

[00:06:58] 越苦越治大病

[00:06:59] 来张嘴

[00:07:02] 武大郎第二口就不喝了

[00:07:06] 王婆子着急呀

[00:07:08] 用手指挥

[00:07:09] 那意思掐鼻子给他往下灌

[00:07:12] 潘金莲这阵儿柳眉倒竖

[00:07:15] 银牙紧咬

[00:07:16] 也是杀身附体了

[00:07:20] 要这会儿给他照个相啊

[00:07:22] 不定多瘆人

[00:07:24] 五官都变了都

[00:07:27] 再看他把武大郎平放到床上

[00:07:30] 一手摁着鼻子一手端着药碗

[00:07:34] 喝吧

[00:07:34] 你怎么就不喝呢

[00:07:36] 武大郎一上不来这口劲儿

[00:07:38] 你看

[00:07:39] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:07:42] 喝了好几口

[00:07:44] 上下一挣打

[00:07:45] 啪嗒把药碗拨拉到地下

[00:07:49] 还摔碎了

[00:07:51] 这就够用了

[00:07:54] 潘金莲赶紧下了地

[00:07:56] 把抹布找来给他擦了擦嘴

[00:07:59] 你感觉怎么样

[00:08:02] 还 你还管我

[00:08:03] 我都上不来劲儿

[00:08:04] 嗯嗯

[00:08:06] 隆了隆就

[00:08:09] 哎呀

[00:08:10] 家里的家里的

[00:08:13] 我不喝这药的时候觉着不怎么样

[00:08:17] 咱们喝完肚腹疼痛啊

[00:08:21] 啊 哎呀

[00:08:22] 哎呀呀

[00:08:23] 这肚子 哎呀

[00:08:24] 疼死我了

[00:08:27] 药力发作了

[00:08:30] 武大郎啊

[00:08:31] 翻身坐起来啊

[00:08:33] 就像变了另外一个人儿

[00:08:35] 一要下地

[00:08:38] 潘金莲看看王婆子

[00:08:40] 王婆子用手一指那被窝

[00:08:43] 那意思你倒

[00:08:44] 快盖

[00:08:45] 潘金莲赶紧把两床被窝拿过来

[00:08:49] 连人在被窝全摁倒在床上了

[00:08:53] 先生说了

[00:08:54] 发点汗你就好了

[00:08:56] 把被子盖上

[00:08:57] 哎呀我不盖呀

[00:08:59] 哎呀疼死我了

[00:09:00] 哎呀我上不来气儿

[00:09:03] 喂

[00:09:05] 两床被全给蒙上了

[00:09:08] 潘金莲二次上床

[00:09:10] 把武大郎骑到胯底下

[00:09:12] 两只手摁着

[00:09:14] 背负假按

[00:09:16] 说什么也不让他动弹

[00:09:19] 这武大能干吗

[00:09:20] 手刨脚蹬啊

[00:09:22] 潘金莲捂持不住

[00:09:24] 王婆子一看不下手不行了

[00:09:28] 这老婆子窜上来也上了床

[00:09:31] 一个齐头

[00:09:32] 一个齐肚子

[00:09:33] 俩人儿拼命往下摁

[00:09:38] 你想

[00:09:38] 两床后背蒙到人脸上

[00:09:42] 门窗在关着

[00:09:44] 这武大郎深受重伤

[00:09:46] 再服了毒了

[00:09:49] 那声音是微弱的

[00:09:51] 再管他怎么喊

[00:09:53] 外边儿也听不见

[00:09:58] 王婆子

[00:09:58] 潘金莲咬着牙在这摁着

[00:10:01] 足能有五六分钟

[00:10:05] 武大郎不动弹了

[00:10:08] 潘金莲回头看看王婆子

[00:10:11] 那意思行不行

[00:10:13] 王婆子一拨楞脑袋

[00:10:14] 再等会儿

[00:10:17] 又等了很长一段时间

[00:10:19] 的确武大郎不动了

[00:10:22] 他们俩才下了地

[00:10:25] 王婆子轻轻把两床被窝撩开

[00:10:28] 借灯光一看

[00:10:30] 我的娘

[00:10:33] 你想能好看的了吗

[00:10:36] 那武大郎啊

[00:10:37] 俩眼珠子都突出眶外呀冒出来了

[00:10:43] 七窍流血

[00:10:44] 面部跟茄子色儿一样

[00:10:49] 潘金莲吓得扑通就坐到楼板上了

[00:10:52] 唉呀干娘子

[00:10:53] 我害怕

[00:10:54] 你怕啥呀

[00:10:56] 怕也不行了

[00:10:58] 快点儿把那抹布拿过来给他擦

[00:11:02] 事先准备的抹布拿过来

[00:11:05] 把嘴角鼻孔这都擦净了

[00:11:09] 拿水洗

[00:11:11] 凡是有血的地方洗了一遍又一遍给洗净了

[00:11:18] 然后给武大郎又换了一套衣服

[00:11:23] 把这屋里收拾的干干净净的

[00:11:27] 把剩下那个药全刷洗干净

[00:11:29] 一点儿一点儿痕迹也不留

[00:11:33] 王婆子检查了再三一看

[00:11:36] 确实没问题了

[00:11:38] 这才长出了一口气

[00:11:40] 我说他大嫂啊

[00:11:42] 按照事先的计划啊

[00:11:45] 现在你就开始哭

[00:11:49] 声儿越大越好

[00:11:51] 把门窗都开开

[00:11:53] 你就说武大得了心疼病死的

[00:11:57] 一口咬定

[00:11:58] 酒供可别离原词

[00:12:01] 是是是

[00:12:02] 我就这么办

[00:12:03] 那您呢

[00:12:04] 我得回去

[00:12:07] 我在这儿算怎么回事儿啊

[00:12:09] 一会儿我再回来

[00:12:11] 就好像你这一哭一喊把我惊动了

[00:12:14] 我这才过来给你帮忙

[00:12:16] 不能让旁人看出毛病来

[00:12:19] 王婆子走了

[00:12:22] 潘金莲怕也没用了

[00:12:25] 不敢看武大郎的五官哪

[00:12:29] 找了块白绸子把他脸儿给他蒙上了

[00:12:32] 这

[00:12:32] 潘金莲把门窗开开

[00:12:35] 手拍床板

[00:12:37] 放声痛哭

[00:12:40] 他还真哭了

[00:12:42] 哭什么呢

[00:12:43] 他害怕

[00:12:46] 唉呦

[00:12:47] 这声都传出多远去了

[00:12:50] 惊动了四邻八家

[00:12:54] 你睡得再沉也能听见大伙儿把门窗开开

[00:12:58] 怎 怎 怎么事

[00:12:58] 谁家哭的 怎

[00:12:59] 谁家 唉呦

[00:13:01] 老武家

[00:13:02] 老武家有灯

[00:13:03] 怎么

[00:13:03] 怎么回事儿

[00:13:06] 有那个多事的人呢

[00:13:07] 在当街就问

[00:13:10] 楼上是武大嫂吗

[00:13:12] 是我 怎么了

[00:13:15] 我当家的暴病而亡啊

[00:13:18] 啊

[00:13:20] 武大死了

[00:13:23] 可不是嘛

[00:13:24] 求求各位给帮帮忙吧

[00:13:28] 有的想帮忙

[00:13:30] 有的人一拽笔尖儿

[00:13:32] 干什么

[00:13:33] 这里头有鬼

[00:13:37] 武大郎

[00:13:37] 前者发生的事儿你不知道

[00:13:39] 叫西门庆给踢了啊

[00:13:41] 听说

[00:13:41] 听说无缘无故武大郎就死了

[00:13:45] 沾边儿就是一溜皮

[00:13:47] 少管闲事

[00:13:49] 回家回家回家

[00:13:52] 人们关上房门假装没听见

[00:13:54] 说什么的都有啊

[00:13:57] 给潘金莲这儿就撂了台了

[00:13:59] 唉

[00:13:59] 救王婆的一会儿穿着鞋过来了

[00:14:02] 她大嫂啊

[00:14:03] 怎么了

[00:14:05] 发生什么事儿了

[00:14:06] 干娘你快看看吧

[00:14:08] 武大暴病而亡

[00:14:10] 天哪

[00:14:11] 这是怎么说的

[00:14:12] 挺好个人

[00:14:13] 怎么死了

[00:14:15] 乡亲们哪

[00:14:15] 你们给帮帮忙吧

[00:14:17] 他假装演戏

[00:14:20] 一直到了天亮

[00:14:21] 看热闹的人哪

[00:14:23] 紫石街都满了

[00:14:26] 人们远远的都往这儿看着

[00:14:28] 这王婆子出来一趟进去一趟的

[00:14:31] 你看怎么办

[00:14:33] 剩个妇道人家

[00:14:35] 就得靠着咱们大伙儿给帮忙嘛

[00:14:37] 远亲不如近邻

[00:14:39] 亲戚还不如对门哪

[00:14:42] 唉呀

[00:14:43] 快点吧

[00:14:44] 这这这这

[00:14:45] 这可怎么办

[00:14:47] 这家这个假戏呀

[00:14:48] 演的跟真的一样

[00:14:50] 尽管如此

[00:14:52] 大伙儿也明白她是什么变的

[00:14:55] 知道这个老妖婆是个罪魁祸首

[00:15:00] 只是不敢说而已呀

[00:15:03] 先得报官哪

[00:15:07] 第二天的时候西门庆来了

[00:15:12] 西门庆先见着王婆子

[00:15:14] 一问 怎么样

[00:15:14] 王婆子一乐

[00:15:16] 一切顺利

[00:15:18] 好

[00:15:19] 这是二十两银子

[00:15:21] 干娘你想法给武大先买口棺材

[00:15:25] 这事儿都包在您身上了

[00:15:27] 我去找团头何九叔

[00:15:32] 西门庆也没见潘金莲

[00:15:34] 一转身到街口找何九叔去了

[00:15:37] 何九叔住到狮子街紧把这胡同口

[00:15:43] 可可西门庆刚到这儿

[00:15:45] 何九叔有事儿刚要出门儿

[00:15:48] 两个人走了个对面

[00:15:51] 何九叔一看是西门大官人

[00:15:54] 赶紧躬身施礼

[00:15:55] 唉呦 大官人

[00:15:56] 您走您这上哪儿去啊

[00:15:58] 九叔啊

[00:16:00] 我正要找您

[00:16:01] 好

[00:16:02] 找我什么事儿

[00:16:04] 呃

[00:16:05] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:16:08] 咱们找个方便的地方吧

[00:16:10] 呃 呃

[00:16:12] 好吧

[00:16:13] 何九叔怕他呀

[00:16:16] 西门庆是本地的一霸

[00:16:20] 平日见着何九叔理都不理

[00:16:24] 唉

[00:16:24] 今天一反常态

[00:16:26] 九叔长九叔短的

[00:16:30] 这何九叔就知道这里边儿有套头儿

[00:16:34] 被西门庆请到一家酒馆

[00:16:37] 要了一桌丰盛的酒宴

[00:16:40] 九叔 来

[00:16:43] 今天我做东

[00:16:45] 您多喝几杯

[00:16:47] 大官人无功受禄

[00:16:49] 寝食不安呢

[00:16:51] 我怎么好叫大官人破费呢

[00:16:55] 就说喝

[00:16:57] 喝完了

[00:16:58] 我有一事相求

[00:17:00] 好吧

[00:17:02] 何九叔勉勉强强喝了两杯

[00:17:06] 那菜没动

[00:17:08] 心里盘算着西门庆有什么事儿

[00:17:12] 再看西门庆故作镇定

[00:17:14] 压低了声音

[00:17:17] 九叔啊

[00:17:19] 听说没

[00:17:21] 住在紫石街卖炊饼的武大暴病而亡了

[00:17:26] 啊

[00:17:28] 武大死了

[00:17:29] 可不是吗

[00:17:30] 我也听旁人说的

[00:17:32] 可怜哪

[00:17:33] 可怜哪

[00:17:36] 就剩下个年轻的媳妇儿

[00:17:39] 妇道人家

[00:17:40] 没遇上过这样的事儿啊

[00:17:42] 婚丧嫁娶这是大事儿

[00:17:44] 哭的跟泪人一样

[00:17:46] 你说这怎么办呢

[00:17:47] 咱们都住到县城里边儿

[00:17:49] 大伙儿帮帮忙呗

[00:17:51] 我这人您还不清楚吗

[00:17:53] 乐善好施

[00:17:55] 旁人的事儿我都不能袖手旁观

[00:17:58] 我还给拿了俩钱儿

[00:18:00] 另外

[00:18:01] 听说暴病死的

[00:18:03] 呃

[00:18:05] 尸体不宜留着

[00:18:08] 听那个意思啊

[00:18:11] 准备火化

[00:18:14] 我说九叔啊

[00:18:16] 到时候你得多加关照

[00:18:19] 能方便之处

[00:18:21] 就给开个门儿

[00:18:22] 就大行方便啊

[00:18:26] 您明白我的意思吗

[00:18:27] 喂喂喂

[00:18:31] 这何九叔四十多岁

[00:18:33] 老于世故

[00:18:34] 什么人儿没接触过

[00:18:36] 什么事儿不懂

[00:18:37] 一听西门庆说这话里打着埋伏

[00:18:42] 人死了

[00:18:42] 要火化

[00:18:43] 这是正常的

[00:18:45] 还叫我提供方便

[00:18:48] 什么叫方便呢

[00:18:50] 要没有鬼

[00:18:53] 我提什么方便

[00:18:55] 啊 我明白了

[00:18:57] 风言风语的

[00:18:59] 我听说了

[00:19:00] 这西门庆跟五大之妻潘金莲通奸

[00:19:05] 老王婆子给拉的线儿

[00:19:08] 头些时

[00:19:10] 乔郓哥还领着武大去捉奸

[00:19:13] 听说被西门庆还给打了

[00:19:16] 几天之后

[00:19:17] 武大突然暴病而亡

[00:19:19] 嘿嘿 明白了

[00:19:21] 鬼就在于此啊

[00:19:24] 背不住被你们害死的

[00:19:27] 老武家的事儿

[00:19:28] 有你什么关系

[00:19:30] 你怎么这么热心

[00:19:32] 你找得着我吗

[00:19:35] 可是何九叔知道

[00:19:37] 西门庆那惹不起呀

[00:19:41] 私官两面

[00:19:42] 手眼通天哪

[00:19:44] 我要不答应给我个小鞋儿穿

[00:19:48] 我这条老命就保不住了

[00:19:52] 所以何九叔心里清楚

[00:19:54] 表面装糊涂啊

[00:19:56] 行行行行行

[00:19:58] 凡是大官人吩咐的

[00:20:00] 我一定照办就是

[00:20:02] 唉

[00:20:04] 这才对呢

[00:20:06] 西门庆说着

[00:20:08] 从怀里摸出一锭大银

[00:20:12] 十两挂零儿

[00:20:14] 往何九叔面前一放

[00:20:15] 九叔

[00:20:17] 我也不给你买什么了

[00:20:20] 您看看

[00:20:20] 买包茶叶喝是买双新鞋穿

[00:20:23] 这算您的辛苦费了

[00:20:25] 表寸心

[00:20:26] 你收下吧

[00:20:27] 唉呀 大官人

[00:20:29] 不年不节的

[00:20:30] 这

[00:20:30] 这我怎么能要您的钱

[00:20:32] 拿着

[00:20:33] 一定要拿着

[00:20:35] 要不拿就是嫌少

[00:20:37] 事成之后

[00:20:38] 我还必有重谢

[00:20:40] 好吧

[00:20:40] 多谢大官人

[00:20:42] 多谢大官人

[00:20:44] 何九叔一看哪

[00:20:45] 不打自招

[00:20:47] 这里边儿更有鬼了

[00:20:50] 钱呢

[00:20:50] 我先收下吧

[00:20:52] 把十两银子收下了

[00:20:55] 西门庆交代明白了

[00:20:57] 他走了

[00:20:59] 何九叔刚回家里头

[00:21:01] 王婆子来找了

[00:21:03] 人家死了人了

[00:21:04] 要火化

[00:21:06] 得找何团头啊

[00:21:08] 他负责这个事儿

[00:21:09] 因为我没说嘛

[00:21:10] 是官准立案

[00:21:13] 如果因为死发生纠纷了

[00:21:15] 那是仵作去验尸

[00:21:18] 如果没有纠纷

[00:21:19] 人家愿意火化

[00:21:22] 那何团头

[00:21:23] 这位何九叔

[00:21:25] 嗯

[00:21:25] 就有权批准

[00:21:27] 何九叔说

[00:21:28] 好吧

[00:21:29] 我一会儿就去准备了

[00:21:32] 几个伙计

[00:21:34] 何九叔把衣服换换

[00:21:36] 开始到紫石街

[00:21:39] 一看武大郎门前呢

[00:21:41] 围着不少看热闹的人们

[00:21:45] 那表情既严肃又难看哪

[00:21:49] 那几个伙计都在门前听候使用

[00:21:52] 何九叔迈步进了屋了

[00:21:55] 王婆子在这儿呢

[00:21:57] 他大嫂啊

[00:21:58] 九叔来了

[00:21:59] 九叔来了

[00:22:01] 潘金莲捂着脸

[00:22:03] 哭的眼睛跟桃儿差不多

[00:22:06] 赶紧万福迎接何九叔

[00:22:10] 何九叔一摆手

[00:22:11] 起来吧

[00:22:12] 不幸啊

[00:22:14] 不过他大嫂啊

[00:22:16] 要往宽处想

[00:22:17] 人死不能复生啊

[00:22:20] 谁都得经历这样的事情

[00:22:23] 武大尸体现在何处

[00:22:26] 就在屋中

[00:22:28] 早在楼上抬下来了

[00:22:30] 有停尸板儿在那躺着

[00:22:34] 用一个千秋被给盖着

[00:22:37] 脸上还蒙着块绸子

[00:22:40] 何九叔过来我看看啊

[00:22:43] 轻轻的把这块绸子撩开了

[00:22:46] 那何九叔是吃这碗饭儿的

[00:22:49] 什么死人没见过呀

[00:22:53] 什么上吊的

[00:22:54] 凶杀的

[00:22:55] 那火化的人呢

[00:22:57] 一年也不少啊

[00:22:59] 他仔细看看武大郎

[00:23:02] 喝九叔就全明白了

[00:23:06] 一瞅武大郎那脸

[00:23:09] 是茄皮子色儿的

[00:23:11] 眼珠往外冒冒着

[00:23:14] 这临死之前不定多痛苦呢

[00:23:18] 再仔细观察鼻孔耳朵眼儿

[00:23:22] 里头还有血迹

[00:23:25] 你擦多干净也不行

[00:23:27] 你擦再干净他还往外冒啊

[00:23:30] 你仔细看看

[00:23:32] 出来了

[00:23:33] 尤其是武大郎折腾的时候

[00:23:37] 他咬啊

[00:23:39] 上嘴唇下嘴唇被自己的牙齿都咬破了

[00:23:45] 看的是清清楚楚

[00:23:50] 何九叔用眼睛一标

[00:23:52] 再看武大郎的手指盖儿都是黑的

[00:23:56] 充分说明是中毒而死

[00:24:02] 那何九叔怎么办吧

[00:24:05] 你说答应练

[00:24:08] 我就算批准了

[00:24:10] 倘若武松回来质问我

[00:24:12] 我怎么办

[00:24:14] 你答应的

[00:24:15] 你明知这里头有病

[00:24:17] 你为什么答应

[00:24:18] 莫非你跟西门庆

[00:24:21] 你跟这些人勾搭连环吗

[00:24:23] 我跳到黄河洗不清啊

[00:24:26] 不练

[00:24:28] 得罪西门庆

[00:24:31] 西门庆马上就得找我来

[00:24:33] 我就得穿上小鞋儿也吃不了兜着走

[00:24:36] 唉 我

[00:24:37] 我呀我我我得我

[00:24:39] 唉

[00:24:39] 何九叔主意可多呢

[00:24:42] 眼睛一转

[00:24:43] 计上心头

[00:24:45] 看着看着

[00:24:46] 何九叔脑瓜子一扑棱滚

[00:24:49] 哎呦一口鲜血喷洒在地

[00:24:57] 是人事不醒

[00:25:01] 咱可说明白了

[00:25:02] 何九叔怎么的装的

[00:25:04] 把自个儿的舌头尖儿咬破了

[00:25:07] 假装中了死人的恶气了

[00:25:10] 可这种事儿常有

[00:25:13] 王婆子明白

[00:25:14] 哎呦呦

[00:25:16] 我就说 哎呀

[00:25:17] 哎呀

[00:25:17] 中了死人的恶气啦

[00:25:19] 呀呀

[00:25:19] 这怎么说的

[00:25:20] 哎呦 快快快

[00:25:22] 快给九叔抬到家里头

[00:25:24] 找先生快看一看

[00:25:27] 把何九叔给抬走了

[00:25:29] 嘿

[00:25:31] 这位何团头就利用这招

[00:25:34] 使了个金蝉脱壳