《Mr. Popeil》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr Popeil - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:18] I need a Vegematic

[00:00:20] I need a Pocket Fisherman

[00:00:23] I need a handy appliance

[00:00:25] That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell

[00:00:29] Operators are standing by

[00:00:31] How does that make you feel

[00:00:34] Help me

[00:00:36] Mr Popeil

[00:00:50] I wanna shine some pennies

[00:00:53] I wanna mend some leather

[00:00:55] I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

[00:01:01] Please no COD's

[00:01:03] Don't miss out on this deal

[00:01:05] Ah help me

[00:01:08] Mr Popeil

[00:01:16] Help me

[00:01:19] Mr Popeil

[00:01:21] Mr Popeil

[00:01:24] Mr Popeil

[00:01:27] Wo-o wo-o Ohhhhhh

[00:01:38] It slices It dices

[00:01:41] Look at that tomato

[00:01:43] You could even cut a tin can with it

[00:01:46] But you wouldn't want to

[00:01:48] Mr Popeil I'm in trouble

[00:01:51] Need your assistance on the double

[00:01:54] Oh no Now how am I gonna make

[00:01:56] My old vinyl car top look like new

[00:02:01] Mr Popeil

[00:02:02] Tell me what am I s'posed to do

[00:02:33] Mr Popeil

[00:02:35] Mr Popeil

[00:02:39] Now how much would you pay

[00:02:45] But wait there's more

[00:02:47] It's not sold in any store

[00:02:50] Now how much would you pay

[00:02:54] Don't answer yet

[00:02:58] Just look what else you get

[00:03:00] Now how much would you pay

[00:03:06] If you order today

[00:03:08] You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray

[00:03:11] Now how much would you pay

[00:03:15] Now how much would you pay

[00:03:17] Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

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[00:03:22] Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

[00:03:25] Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

[00:03:44] Make me buy a Garden Weasel

[00:03:46] Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer

[00:03:49] Make me take advantage

[00:03:50] Of this amazing TV offer

[00:03:54] Call our toll-free number

[00:03:56] We'll make you such a deal

[00:03:58] Aw help me

[00:04:01] Mr Popeil I want it

[00:04:04] Mr Popeil Well I need it

[00:04:07] Mr Popeil I got to got to got to have it

[00:04:09] Mr Popeil

[00:04:12] Mr Popeil

[00:04:15] Hey