《武松打虎(DJ版)》歌词

[00:00:00] 武松打虎 (DJ版) - 火狼
[00:00:11] 词:刘际/赵伟洲
[00:00:22] 曲:小宝
[00:00:34] 音乐这莫一响
[00:00:35] 是别的咱不说
[00:00:38] 说一说打虎英雄名叫武二哥
[00:00:41] 话说这么一天
[00:00:43] 武松抄家伙
[00:00:45] 他直奔景阳岗
[00:00:47] 心里头乐呵呵
[00:00:50] 要说打虎
[00:00:51] 还是武二哥
[00:00:54] 打了虎出了名天下传说
[00:00:58] 可没走几里路
[00:00:59] 他心里头暗琢磨
[00:01:01] 这山上的老虎到底多大个儿
[00:01:06] 是公还是母儿
[00:01:07] 是高还是矬
[00:01:10] 是一个是两个
[00:01:11] 还是一大
[00:01:12] 还是还是一大窝儿
[00:01:16] 一个还好办
[00:01:17] 我跟它能比划
[00:01:20] 要是上来七八个
[00:01:22] 我可打不过
[00:01:23] 我可打不过
[00:01:25] 他转身刚要走
[00:01:27] 心里它又琢磨
[00:01:29] 县太爷为打虎摆了好几桌
[00:01:34] 又吃饭又喝酒
[00:01:35] 还给我唱歌
[00:01:38] 戴红花儿
[00:01:38] 骑大马
[00:01:39] 送我上山坡
[00:01:41] 这样回去
[00:01:43] 叫我怎么说
[00:01:45] 我说我感冒是我说我咳嗽
[00:01:49] 我说我有假条儿我歇两天再说
[00:01:54] 县太爷听这话准说我念嘬
[00:01:58] 众百姓听了我这面子往哪儿搁
[00:02:01] 我还得把山上
[00:02:03] 我还得去拼搏
[00:02:06] 打死虎我出了名
[00:02:08] 我可了不得
[00:02:10] 最起码的
[00:02:11] 跟各界明星平起又平坐
[00:02:16] 谁是周杰伦他唱歌算什么
[00:02:20] 刘德华见了我也得
[00:02:22] 也得叫二哥
[00:03:00] 刚要把山上
[00:03:01] 他心里头又琢磨
[00:03:03] 这万一出点事儿
[00:03:05] 那可了不得
[00:03:07] 老虎咬脚豆儿
[00:03:09] 咬我胳肢窝
[00:03:11] 我有痒痒肉
[00:03:14] 一咬哏儿哏儿乐
[00:03:15] 扒我后脑勺儿我可不能活
[00:03:20] 把我咬伤了
[00:03:21] 全家数落我
[00:03:23] 谁让你逞能
[00:03:25] 谁让你这么做
[00:03:27] 你想成大腕儿
[00:03:29] 你想点儿别的辙
[00:03:31] 你死也不能死
[00:03:33] 你活也不能活
[00:03:35] 你成这模样
[00:03:37] 你算找谁的
[00:03:42] 武松想到这呢
[00:03:43] 这脑袋可大了
[00:03:45] 他上又不能上
[00:03:48] 撤也不能撤
[00:03:49] 想了半天怎么办
[00:03:52] 干脆把酒喝
[00:03:53] 这酒要喝多了呢
[00:03:55] 好处特别多
[00:03:57] 警察逮着我呀
[00:03:59] 是酒后驾车
[00:04:02] 把我关进去
[00:04:03] 哎老虎还不打了
[00:04:06] 武松想到这呢
[00:04:07] 他心里头乐呵呵
[00:04:09] 我这就把酒喝
[00:04:11] 先来杯可乐对着白酒喝
[00:04:16] 再来瓶红酒啊对着雪碧喝
[00:04:20] 最后再来十箱啤酒灌死我得了
[00:04:23] 你要问这老虎还打不打了呀
[00:04:26] 咱们下回接着说
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