《Excuse My Brother(Live from Ally Pally)》歌词

[00:00:00] Excuse My Brother ( Live from Ally Pally) - The Mitchell Brothers

[00:00:00] Written by：Mike Skinner

[00:00:57] Tony tony tony

[00:01:02] Only had a couple

[00:01:20] But he's had a fair few shots

[00:01:24] And he starts to swear a lot

[00:01:30] But she hasn't bared a drop

[00:01:36] And thus everyone stares too much

[00:01:42] Cor blimey see that bird take a good look at her skirt

[00:01:44] Oh me word I can see heaven take me far from earth

[00:01:47] I'll have some of that love how much are you worth

[00:01:50] No I'm not being tricky love this glass is me first

[00:01:53] Now how about a score OK then 25

[00:01:56] Why did you slap me for I was trying to be kind

[00:01:59] Go get your boyfriend then I ain't gonna run

[00:02:02] So what if he's a boxer I'm already numb

[00:02:05] Now out of the way

[00:02:06] It's me turn same again son

[00:02:08] What did you say cunt I'll tell you when I'm done

[00:02:11] I'm drunk you're flipping drunk in fact you're raw some

[00:02:14] Come on then lets have it then now where the hell me gun

[00:02:17] Oh you all think it's a joke well lets just see

[00:02:20] When I count to three you will all respect me

[00:02:22] Dead bag I tony everyone knows me

[00:02:25] What's wrong now sweetheart are we getting cold feet

[00:02:28] But he's had a fair few shots

[00:02:34] And he starts to swear a lot

[00:02:40] But she hasn't bared a drop

[00:02:46] And thus everyone stares too much

[00:02:52] Excuse me can I have a word outside if you please

[00:02:55] What if I refuse what are you gonna do geez

[00:02:57] Oi lets cut to the chase did you disrespect me stace

[00:03:01] Oh you mean that slag she's a bloody disgrace

[00:03:03] I offered her 25 and she slapped me in me face

[00:03:06] I mean would you believe it ted right in me face

[00:03:09] She's lucky she didn't get put right in her place

[00:03:12] That's it I've had enough outside come on lets go now

[00:03:16] Teddy listen bruv that's enough

[00:03:17] I'll put it blunt you're looking like a cunt

[00:03:18] Breathe in breathe out

[00:03:20] Or you'll end up in the back of the meatvan

[00:03:22] Like you always do when you have a glass of gin and juice

[00:03:24] Causing trouble in the venue

[00:03:26] What you trying to make the 10 o'clock news

[00:03:28] No no don't talk your ignorance will be a downfall

[00:03:30] What you gotta shout loud for

[00:03:32] Embarrassing yourself when you're outdoors

[00:03:33] Talking like you got big balls

[00:03:34] Gritting your teeth like a pit bull

[00:03:36] Looking like you're gonna be sick

[00:03:37] Dude check yourself mate you're a Mitchell

[00:03:39] But he's had a fair few shots

[00:03:44] And he starts to swear a lot

[00:03:50] But she hasn't bared a drop

[00:03:56] And thus everyone stares too much

[00:04:02] Please excuse my brother

[00:04:04] He's got too much booze in his bladder

[00:04:05] Giving you all the chitter chatter

[00:04:06] Getting all rude in a geezer manner

[00:04:08] Please accept my apologies on his behalf

[00:04:10] And I don't think that he really meant to squeeze your arse

[00:04:13] But he was being an idiot

[00:04:15] That I can't deny I must admit

[00:04:16] That he was out of line and he pushed it just a little bit

[00:04:19] But what about you though showing off flesh like a sumo

[00:04:22] Your skirts up too high and your top's cut too low

[00:04:25] And there's your boyfriend acting like a boss kinda like Hugo

[00:04:29] Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate

[00:04:30] What if it was you bro

[00:04:32] I ain't trying to make it escalate into another new bawl

[00:04:34] I'm just here trying to illustrate so we don't end up in court

[00:04:37] And if it makes you feel better love you are really a sort

[00:04:40] And your boyfriend mus be chuffed cause he's got you of cause

[00:04:43] Lets just all get along

[00:04:44] Do a little dance to some songs

[00:04:46] Forget about this nonsense

[00:04:47] We can all move on

[00:04:49] But he's had a fair few shots

[00:04:55] And he starts to swear a lot

[00:05:01] But she hasn't bared a drop

[00:05:06] And thus everyone stares too much

[00:05:14] Tony tony tony

[00:05:20] Only had a couple