《Harvey Nicks(feat. Sway) (12” Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Huh the kind of girl

[00:00:01] That works in Harvey Nicks yeah

[00:00:01] Is the kind of girl

[00:00:02] That's got f**king barely rounda bags

[00:00:03] And I don't mean bags bags

[00:00:04] I mean like shopping bags serious

[00:00:08] I never liked Dry Your Eyes anyways

[00:00:09] The only person that liked it was my mum

[00:00:10] You know what I mean

[00:00:11] 'Cause man had flippin' overalls on

[00:00:11] The pretty bird behind the tills

[00:00:12] Takin' the piss outta man

[00:00:15] Even giving man no help

[00:00:17] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:00:18] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:00:19] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:00:20] Or appear hardly fit

[00:00:20] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:00:21] The lady hardly flits

[00:00:21] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:00:23] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:00:24] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:00:26] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:00:27] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:00:29] Or appear hardly fit

[00:00:30] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:00:32] The lady hardly flits

[00:00:33] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:00:35] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:00:36] The last time we was in here

[00:00:37] We just lined with despair

[00:00:39] The pretty bird behind the till

[00:00:40] Was flipping through Marie Claire

[00:00:42] Flicking the end of her hair

[00:00:44] Fidgeting all nervous

[00:00:45] Had us thinking

[00:00:46] Where the f**k is the customer service

[00:00:48] Must have been the flippin'

[00:00:49] Shabby overalls we're wearing

[00:00:51] And the batch of Classics

[00:00:52] That were on the verge of tearing

[00:00:54] 'Cause aunty's front room

[00:00:55] Needed redecorating

[00:00:56] So we painted it light blue

[00:00:58] To make it look more radiant

[00:01:00] But today that ain't the case

[00:01:02] Na mate

[00:01:03] It's Lionel Scott cardigans

[00:01:04] That us man were dreamt in

[00:01:06] The pretty bird behind the till's

[00:01:07] Grin is so blatant

[00:01:09] And suckin man's bottom

[00:01:10] 'Cause she must think we got the papers

[00:01:11] So from this day forth we must always recall

[00:01:15] Never ever to come back in here in overalls

[00:01:17] 'Cause pretty birds behind tills

[00:01:19] They don't like to smile and talk

[00:01:20] To breh's bowling down in f**king overalls

[00:01:23] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:01:25] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:01:26] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:01:28] Or appear hardly fit

[00:01:29] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:01:31] The lady hardly flits

[00:01:32] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:01:39] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:01:47] It's as if she's never

[00:01:48] Seen our mugs in here before

[00:01:50] 'Cause as soon as we was about to make a move

[00:01:52] She released the door

[00:01:53] Pointing her finger at her assistant

[00:01:55] To attend to both of our needs

[00:01:56] Chucking an opener on the counter

[00:01:57] Strutting towards Teddy and me

[00:01:59] Now it's all a guided tour

[00:02:01] Through the Lacoste new seasons

[00:02:02] Compliments on our retirements

[00:02:04] Mixing offering us greetings

[00:02:05] Not to mention the welcome

[00:02:07] And the private seating

[00:02:08] That they usually use

[00:02:09] For the service twats

[00:02:09] With the request to them

[00:02:10] To bring the teas in

[00:02:11] But the other day that weren't the case

[00:02:13] Na mate

[00:02:14] It was her on the phone to the security guard

[00:02:15] To follow us for no d**n reason

[00:02:17] Lookin down at our watch

[00:02:18] Giving us the cold shoulder treatment

[00:02:20] Asking us if we could hurry up

[00:02:21] 'Cause they were closing early that evening

[00:02:22] So from that day forth we have always remembered

[00:02:26] Never ever to wear overalls it's just absurd

[00:02:29] 'Cause overall all over overalls don't work

[00:02:32] 'Cause now that we're in London

[00:02:33] It's got the bird flicking up her skirt

[00:02:34] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:02:36] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:02:38] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:02:39] Or appear hardly fit

[00:02:40] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:02:42] The lady hardly flits

[00:02:44] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:02:45] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:02:46] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:02:48] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:02:49] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:02:51] Or appear hardly fit

[00:02:52] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:02:54] The lady hardly flits

[00:02:55] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:02:57] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:02:58] When I shop at Harvey Nicks

[00:03:00] Everyone thinks I'm a star

[00:03:01] 'Cause I wear my rented blazer

[00:03:03] And I step out my rented car

[00:03:04] A little girl with a pen ran up to me

[00:03:06] And said I know who you are

[00:03:07] But when I gave her my autograph

[00:03:08] She said Mum is this how you spell Lemar

[00:03:10] When I shop at Harvey Nicks

[00:03:11] The security give me grief

[00:03:13] They must think I'm a thief

[00:03:14] 'Cause I don't sound like the streets

[00:03:16] Even when I'm just trying it on

[00:03:17] They think I'm trying it on

[00:03:19] I said why would I steal from you I'm loaded

[00:03:20] Then they called the police

[00:03:21] There's a guy with a gun

[00:03:22] Despite this I like shopping here

[00:03:24] 'Cause it's a lot quicker than eBay

[00:03:25] I bumped into this Labour MP

[00:03:26] Who was looking for a pair of CK

[00:03:28] I saidHi I'm Sway

[00:03:29] And I hope you're having a nice day

[00:03:31] Then I slapped him in his face

[00:03:32] And saidWhat type of party doesn't have a DJ

[00:03:34] I remember the first time I came here

[00:03:35] I was shoplifting and got nabbed

[00:03:37] In the shop lift I got grabbed

[00:03:38] Hey you excuse me open your bag

[00:03:40] I got put in a pair of handcuffs

[00:03:41] All for a pair of cufflinks

[00:03:43] I saidPlease sir don't send me to prison

[00:03:44] If it's anything like Butlins

[00:03:45] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:03:47] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:03:49] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:03:50] Or appear hardly fit

[00:03:51] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:03:53] The lady hardly flits

[00:03:55] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:03:56] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:03:57] When I drop in Harvey Nicks

[00:03:59] To shop in Harvey Nicks

[00:04:00] If I don't look hardly slick

[00:04:02] Or appear hardly fit

[00:04:03] The cashier don't hardly trip

[00:04:05] The lady hardly flits

[00:04:07] Unless I'm wearing barmy s**t

[00:04:08] Or garments that are the s**t

[00:04:09] It don't mean anything anyway man

[00:04:10] Harvey Nicks is s**t

[00:04:12] I'm all about Selfridges

[00:04:15] Seriously Selfridges man

[00:04:18] Harvey Nicks is the kind of place

[00:04:21] Ted Mayern goes

[00:04:22] Don't wanna shop in the same shop as him

[00:04:24] 'Cause that cunt looks like a f**king clown

[00:04:27] See what she does then

[00:04:30] Slag slag slag

[00:04:34] That might not be a good idea

[00:04:35] But still