《第37集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 柳城县知县胡坤

[00:00:05] 对于成龙极为不满

[00:00:08] 心说

[00:00:10] 你是罗城县的知县

[00:00:12] 你管得着我柳城的事儿吗

[00:00:15] 你擅自发兵审问我手下的人

[00:00:20] 你

[00:00:20] 你无法无天呢

[00:00:22] 我非得狠狠的告你一状

[00:00:27] 他坐上轿子

[00:00:28] 人抬轿起

[00:00:30] 一直到柳州知府衙门

[00:00:33] 下了轿子

[00:00:34] 递上手本

[00:00:36] 门上的人一看

[00:00:37] 是县太爷来了

[00:00:39] 让到里边坐着

[00:00:40] 然后到里边给知府冯文锦送信儿

[00:00:45] 此刻

[00:00:46] 冯文锦呢

[00:00:47] 正在书房里看信

[00:00:49] 这封信就是于成龙写给他的

[00:00:53] 也叫条陈

[00:00:56] 原来

[00:00:57] 于成龙回到罗城

[00:00:59] 就把境内居民困苦不堪无法下种

[00:01:04] 赵廷章鼎力相助

[00:01:06] 借给金牛种子蓝胡子越境抢劫

[00:01:12] 胡知县不予理睬

[00:01:14] 逼得自己没办法率众剿杀

[00:01:18] 夺回金牛制服蓝胡子的详细经过写了条陈

[00:01:23] 派张敬贤亲自到柳州禀报

[00:01:27] 把条臣往上一递

[00:01:30] 因此冯文锦冯知府对这件事儿很重视

[00:01:35] 嗯

[00:01:36] 他呀

[00:01:37] 看完了条陈之后

[00:01:39] 不住的心里头盘算

[00:01:42] 心说

[00:01:42] 胡坤呢

[00:01:43] 胡坤

[00:01:44] 你也太不像话了

[00:01:46] 你作为柳城县的知县

[00:01:48] 你管什么

[00:01:49] 你是干什么吃的

[00:01:51] 嗯

[00:01:52] 他心里头对于成龙还挺赞赏

[00:01:56] 但是他也知道

[00:01:58] 柳城县令胡坤善于嚼舌头根子

[00:02:03] 这种不干正事儿的人

[00:02:06] 往往还挺能白话

[00:02:08] 挺能嚼理儿

[00:02:09] 他肯定得上我这儿告状来

[00:02:13] 哎呀

[00:02:14] 见着他得费一番唇舌呀

[00:02:18] 怎么答对他呢

[00:02:21] 他心里正在盘算的时候

[00:02:23] 门上人禀报

[00:02:25] 柳城县令胡坤求见

[00:02:28] 哼

[00:02:29] 来了吧

[00:02:32] 他把这封信揣到怀里

[00:02:34] 告诉门上人

[00:02:37] 去叫他在二堂号召我一会儿就到是大人门上人转身去了

[00:02:46] 冯文锦不急于出去

[00:02:49] 闭目养神

[00:02:51] 摇头晃脑又坐了一会儿

[00:02:53] 又喝了两碗茶

[00:02:55] 觉着腰酸腿疼

[00:02:57] 又回屋躺了一会儿

[00:03:00] 大概耽误能有一个多小时啊

[00:03:03] 然后整理一贯

[00:03:05] 慢腾腾迈着八字步到了二堂

[00:03:09] 可把胡空给急的心说这老糟头子怎么回事儿

[00:03:15] 让我等了多长时间了

[00:03:17] 你怎么还不来呀

[00:03:19] 嗯

[00:03:20] 诶

[00:03:21] 往外一看

[00:03:23] 冯大人来了

[00:03:25] 知县见知府

[00:03:27] 那得赶忙接出去

[00:03:29] 所以小跑到了冯门紧近前

[00:03:33] 大人一向可好

[00:03:35] 卑职叩拜大人

[00:03:38] 免啦

[00:03:38] 免啦

[00:03:40] 胡大人此来

[00:03:42] 有何公干呢

[00:03:45] 胡坤一看怎么回事儿

[00:03:49] 这知府说话怎么少气无力

[00:03:52] 没精打采的心里头纳闷

[00:03:55] 以往来的时候

[00:03:57] 这老头儿不是这样

[00:04:00] 莫非听了什么闲言碎语

[00:04:02] 对我有什么成见

[00:04:05] 他这心里是一阵忐忑不安

[00:04:08] 刚来的时候雄赳赳气昂昂

[00:04:11] 以为必胜的信心啊唰少了有一半儿

[00:04:16] 因他知道理亏呀

[00:04:18] 心里发虚

[00:04:19] 可既然来了

[00:04:21] 那怎么想的就得怎么说

[00:04:23] 什么也不说

[00:04:24] 回去也见不得人呢

[00:04:27] 所以这胡坤硬着头皮

[00:04:31] 大人

[00:04:32] 卑职此来

[00:04:34] 为于成龙飞扬跋扈

[00:04:36] 鸟食上官

[00:04:38] 不遵国家法度

[00:04:40] 私自聚集人马

[00:04:42] 喜劫我柳城西厢的事儿来的

[00:04:47] 冯文锦听他说了一大串儿

[00:04:50] 连眼皮都没撩

[00:04:52] 转身进了二堂

[00:04:54] 把茶水端起来

[00:04:58] 慢慢喝了一口

[00:05:00] 嗯

[00:05:00] 哎

[00:05:03] 是吗

[00:05:06] 胡坤忙说

[00:05:08] 诶

[00:05:08] 大人

[00:05:09] 卑职怎敢胡说

[00:05:12] 有道是

[00:05:14] 无风者不起浪啊

[00:05:18] 俞北溟洗劫柳城西厢

[00:05:22] 该不是闲的没事儿干了吧

[00:05:25] 嗯

[00:05:25] 你说呢

[00:05:27] 胡魁一听这话

[00:05:29] 风不对呀

[00:05:30] 大人

[00:05:31] 据说有人抢了罗城的金牛

[00:05:35] 还、还有种子

[00:05:37] 哦

[00:05:39] 原来有这个原因呢

[00:05:42] 嗯

[00:05:43] 怪不得呢

[00:05:45] 什么地方不能抢

[00:05:47] 为什么偏去抢他呀

[00:05:51] 胡大人呢

[00:05:52] 你是知道的

[00:05:54] 罗城多年无人数理

[00:05:57] 天灾人祸不断呢

[00:06:00] 锅里没有吃的

[00:06:02] 地里没有种的

[00:06:04] 可真是穷到底了

[00:06:06] 你去抢他

[00:06:08] 还有个不跟你拼命吗

[00:06:10] 你说是这个理儿不

[00:06:12] 诶

[00:06:12] 我

[00:06:15] 胡坤一听

[00:06:17] 心里一翻个心说一个老窝死的

[00:06:21] 嗯

[00:06:22] 看你这个样子

[00:06:24] 你有点儿偏袒着于成龙啊

[00:06:27] 是不是

[00:06:28] 他说火腾就撞上来了啊

[00:06:32] 呃

[00:06:32] 大人

[00:06:33] 呃

[00:06:34] 抢与不抢

[00:06:35] 为什么抢

[00:06:37] 都只能是罗城县的一面之词

[00:06:41] 卑职得到消息

[00:06:42] 还没来得及传信人犯啊

[00:06:46] 问清谁是谁非他可好

[00:06:48] 就带着人包围了西厢

[00:06:51] 把村中百姓尽皆拿下

[00:06:53] 又杀又砍

[00:06:55] 又审又问

[00:06:58] 卑职以为这对吗

[00:07:00] 西厢非罗成所属

[00:07:03] 即便犯了王法

[00:07:05] 也该由我胡坤依法治罪

[00:07:08] 他如何迈过我去

[00:07:10] 独端专行啊

[00:07:11] 这么做事儿

[00:07:12] 将我胡昆之于何地呀

[00:07:14] 再说

[00:07:15] 小民闹事

[00:07:17] 救赎无知

[00:07:18] 于成龙一县之主

[00:07:21] 如何也目无关长

[00:07:23] 不遵法度

[00:07:24] 任意胡来呀

[00:07:25] 他洗劫西厢

[00:07:27] 既不跟我商量

[00:07:29] 又不向大人禀报

[00:07:31] 无命专征攻城

[00:07:33] 也在不赦之列

[00:07:35] 若不依法治罪

[00:07:38] 只怕众人不服啊

[00:07:43] 冯文锦心说

[00:07:45] 哦

[00:07:45] 你净指责旁人

[00:07:47] 你有错没有

[00:07:49] 你也不检讨检讨你自己

[00:07:51] 你看你还来了劲儿了哦

[00:07:54] 动不动拿着朝廷的规矩来压我

[00:07:57] 今儿我叫你爷爷看看

[00:07:59] 老头子挺不满意

[00:08:02] 但是毕竟居官多年

[00:08:04] 涵养很深

[00:08:06] 听完他这套话

[00:08:08] 往椅子上一靠

[00:08:09] 仰面朝天看着天花板

[00:08:13] 柳承宪

[00:08:15] 算了吧

[00:08:16] 啊

[00:08:18] 俞伟明费尽周折才借来那么点儿东西

[00:08:23] 一旦被人抢去

[00:08:25] 能不急能不气吗

[00:08:28] 再说

[00:08:29] 兴师问罪原在情理之中啊

[00:08:33] 罪犯虽然属你管辖

[00:08:35] 该你治罪

[00:08:36] 这不假

[00:08:38] 但是

[00:08:39] 可是罗承宪派人跟你交涉

[00:08:42] 你坐那儿不动

[00:08:43] 也不及拿凶手

[00:08:44] 也不从严处置

[00:08:46] 能不叫人着急吗

[00:08:49] 诶

[00:08:50] 你这不对呀

[00:08:52] 今天你来告于成龙

[00:08:55] 我看有点本末倒置

[00:08:58] 颠倒黑白了吧

[00:09:01] 有这几句话

[00:09:03] 刘成仙可受不了了

[00:09:05] 本末道知

[00:09:06] 颠倒黑白

[00:09:07] 就等于他误告啊

[00:09:08] 哎哟

[00:09:10] 火撞脑门子

[00:09:12] 心说这老糟头子

[00:09:15] 看这样

[00:09:16] 你是一心扑到于成龙身上

[00:09:18] 跟我过不去啊

[00:09:20] 嗯

[00:09:20] 我我

[00:09:21] 我能答应吗

[00:09:22] 不行

[00:09:23] 我还得说

[00:09:25] 呃

[00:09:26] 老人家

[00:09:27] 我手上一无兵二无卒

[00:09:30] 就那么几个仆役

[00:09:31] 我怎么去敢惹那些无法无天的妖人和动人

[00:09:36] 他这一句话叫冯文锦抓住你了

[00:09:40] 那么我且问你

[00:09:42] 你不敢动罗成宪怎么去敢动呢

[00:09:47] 依我看呢

[00:09:49] 心系子民

[00:09:50] 就没有办不成的事情

[00:09:53] 你说是这个理儿不诶

[00:09:56] 看来啊

[00:09:57] 还是你不中用啊

[00:09:59] 问

[00:10:01] 看大人的意思

[00:10:03] 于成龙擅自用兵

[00:10:05] 非但无过

[00:10:07] 而且有功喽

[00:10:09] 他以为无命***成功

[00:10:11] 也在不赦之列

[00:10:13] 毕竟是朝廷的规矩

[00:10:15] 难道他敢触动国法不成吗

[00:10:18] 嗯

[00:10:19] 大人呢

[00:10:20] 我认为您了

[00:10:22] 呃

[00:10:24] 冯文锦不等他说完

[00:10:26] 啪把茶碗往公案上一拽

[00:10:30] 我说胡大人呢

[00:10:32] 说话可要有尺寸

[00:10:36] 嗯

[00:10:37] 你别忘了

[00:10:38] 乱臣择子

[00:10:40] 人人得而诛之

[00:10:42] 本府以为

[00:10:44] 于成龙剿匪至到

[00:10:47] 没什么不好

[00:10:49] 便有些不周不到之处

[00:10:52] 也比那畏首畏尾

[00:10:54] 缩前缩后

[00:10:55] 袒护刁民好得多

[00:10:58] 如果我手下多几个俞北溟

[00:11:02] 我这知府就省心省事儿了

[00:11:04] 你说是不是

[00:11:07] 凭你怎么说

[00:11:09] 这件事儿就这么算了吧

[00:11:12] 冯文锦一甩袖子

[00:11:14] 走了

[00:11:16] 把胡坤给蹲那儿了

[00:11:18] 胡坤呢

[00:11:19] 觉着满肚子是理

[00:11:21] 没想弄了个烧鸡大窝脖咣的头撞到南墙上了

[00:11:27] 胡坤的脸色由红到白

[00:11:30] 一会儿就变了几种颜色

[00:11:32] 哎哟

[00:11:34] 心说话

[00:11:35] 好好好好

[00:11:37] 君子报仇

[00:11:39] 十年不晚

[00:11:40] 老冯头

[00:11:42] 于成龙

[00:11:44] 你们等着我的常赶集

[00:11:47] 没有遇不上亲家的时候

[00:11:50] 这口气我是一定要出

[00:11:52] 这仇

[00:11:53] 我是一定要报

[00:11:55] 来人

[00:11:56] 顺轿

[00:11:58] 这胡坤呢

[00:11:59] 都不知道自己迈的哪条腿

[00:12:02] 气呼呼回奔柳城县

[00:12:06] 按下

[00:12:07] 他也走了

[00:12:08] 咱且不提返回头来再说于成龙

[00:12:13] 这段时期

[00:12:14] 于成荣可没闲着

[00:12:16] 因为京牛种子都夺回来了

[00:12:19] 他就督促姚寨、侗寨以及这些汉民马上抢中

[00:12:27] 一直看到都种完了

[00:12:30] 他这心呱嗒

[00:12:32] 这才放下

[00:12:33] 又倒出手来

[00:12:35] 处理县衙门日常的公事

[00:12:39] 这天

[00:12:40] 他坐着坐着

[00:12:41] 忽然想起一件大事儿来

[00:12:44] 自己拿出一百两银子给林秀才、林文海

[00:12:50] 让他搬一座学堂

[00:12:52] 听说已经开学了

[00:12:55] 究竟进展情况如何

[00:12:57] 不得而知

[00:12:59] 现在有了点空了

[00:13:00] 我应当去看一看

[00:13:02] 就这样

[00:13:03] 于成龙带着朝清主仆二人赶奔学堂

[00:13:10] 学堂在哪儿

[00:13:11] 就在县里边儿

[00:13:13] 就在秀才林文海的家

[00:13:16] 林文海呀

[00:13:17] 坐北向南

[00:13:19] 有个大院套

[00:13:20] 正房三间

[00:13:22] 配房两间

[00:13:24] 房子不怎么样

[00:13:25] 但是挺宽敞

[00:13:28] 等他们来的时候

[00:13:29] 就听见朗朗的读书声

[00:13:33] 听林文海正说

[00:13:35] 学生跟着学

[00:13:38] 人之初

[00:13:40] 人之初

[00:13:43] 性本善

[00:13:46] 性本善

[00:13:48] 性相近

[00:13:50] 性相近

[00:13:53] 声音十分洪亮

[00:13:55] 哎呀

[00:13:57] 于成荣就想到自己读书那时候

[00:14:01] 哪像这些孩子这么幸福啊

[00:14:03] 嗯

[00:14:04] 我甚至背着人家

[00:14:07] 让人教给我念字儿

[00:14:09] 要比起他们来

[00:14:11] 我不如也呀

[00:14:13] 心里阵阵发热

[00:14:15] 没想惊动他们

[00:14:17] 站到窗户外头

[00:14:19] 手捻须髯

[00:14:21] 静静的听着

[00:14:23] 因为他个儿也高大

[00:14:24] 从窗户上一动

[00:14:26] 有人影

[00:14:27] 其中有个学生叫黄小三儿

[00:14:30] 紧靠着窗户坐着

[00:14:32] 就发现窗外的黑影

[00:14:35] 他精神就有点儿溜号

[00:14:37] 他往外一看

[00:14:38] 这么功夫

[00:14:40] 让林先生发现了

[00:14:42] 林先生正在聚精会神教他们读书

[00:14:46] 一看这黄小三怎么精神溜号

[00:14:49] 不由得脾气就上来了

[00:14:51] 拿着戒尺迈步过来

[00:14:54] 黄小三

[00:14:56] 你怎么不认真读书啊

[00:14:59] 刚才我说什么来着

[00:15:01] 嗯

[00:15:02] 老师领着我们学三字经

[00:15:06] 那你往外看什么

[00:15:08] 回先生的话

[00:15:10] 外边有人

[00:15:11] 有没有人跟你有什么关系

[00:15:14] 切记

[00:15:16] 学生就得好好集中精力学习

[00:15:20] 不准精神溜号

[00:15:23] 你忘了老师的告诫

[00:15:26] 该打

[00:15:27] 把手伸出来打你五板子

[00:15:31] 诶先生别打我了

[00:15:33] 我下次再也不敢了

[00:15:35] 下次是下次

[00:15:36] 伸出手来

[00:15:39] 把那些孩子们吓得直缩脖

[00:15:42] 正赶这阵

[00:15:43] 于成龙推门进来了

[00:15:46] 哈哈

[00:15:48] 林先生一向可好吗

[00:15:52] 林秀子一看知县大人来了

[00:15:56] 赶紧把戒尺放下

[00:15:58] 一躬扫地

[00:16:00] 大人

[00:16:00] 您怎么来了

[00:16:02] 我早就应该来来看看你看看这些孩子们

[00:16:09] 你是知道的

[00:16:11] 正在种地的大忙季节

[00:16:14] 倒不出手来啊

[00:16:17] 今天好不容易抽身到你这儿来看一看啊

[00:16:21] 是大人你日理万机

[00:16:25] 还忙里抽闲来看我们

[00:16:27] 真叫我们感动

[00:16:28] 诶

[00:16:29] 别这么说话

[00:16:30] 这是应该的

[00:16:32] 有多少学生啊

[00:16:34] 啊

[00:16:34] 31 个哦

[00:16:37] 都在这啊

[00:16:38] 都在这儿

[00:16:39] 玉成龙看了看

[00:16:41] 还不挤

[00:16:42] 数了数

[00:16:43] 正好31 个

[00:16:45] 嗯

[00:16:46] 这桌子板凳长短不齐

[00:16:49] 可也凑合了

[00:16:51] 看看屋里的设备

[00:16:53] 也不住的点了点头

[00:16:56] 林先生

[00:16:58] 有什么困难吗

[00:16:59] 没有没有

[00:17:01] 哎呀

[00:17:03] 初次办学困难重重啊

[00:17:07] 有困难你是不愿意说

[00:17:09] 办学之事

[00:17:11] 这可是大事啊

[00:17:13] 不要把学堂看轻了

[00:17:16] 这是培养人才的重要场所

[00:17:20] 说不定你这31 个学生当中

[00:17:24] 将来就能出个状元、榜眼或者谈话

[00:17:29] 为国家造就栋梁之才

[00:17:33] 你这当先生的担子可不轻啊

[00:17:36] 是是是

[00:17:38] 大人说的极是

[00:17:40] 嗯

[00:17:41] 不影响你授课吗

[00:17:43] 啊

[00:17:44] 不不不已经教到第三遍了

[00:17:46] 正好叫他们温习

[00:17:49] 那好

[00:17:50] 我想到各处走走

[00:17:52] 大人

[00:17:53] 我陪着你

[00:17:55] 就这么的

[00:17:56] 林先生陪着于成龙到前院、后院看看

[00:18:01] 后边院子挺大

[00:18:03] 这是小孩儿们每下了一堂课活动的地方

[00:18:08] 再看看前院也行

[00:18:10] 还有厨房

[00:18:11] 有的学生晌午回不去

[00:18:14] 就在这儿起火

[00:18:15] 诶

[00:18:16] 样样齐位呀

[00:18:18] 于昌隆心说

[00:18:20] 这一百两银子没白花

[00:18:23] 林文海真是办事的人呢

[00:18:26] 心里高兴啊

[00:18:27] 罗城县多年没有学堂

[00:18:31] 可以说

[00:18:32] 这次是第一次办学堂

[00:18:35] 希望能办下去

[00:18:37] 也希望能办的成功

[00:18:40] 他鼓励了半天

[00:18:42] 然后才离开林文海的学堂

[00:18:46] 他着急回县衙呀

[00:18:48] 你知县衙吗

[00:18:49] 一天有多少事儿需要自己处理呀

[00:18:53] 可是刚走到街上

[00:18:54] 抬头一看

[00:18:56] 围着五六十人里头吵吵喊喊的

[00:19:00] 看那意思正在吵架

[00:19:03] 于成龙一愣

[00:19:05] 这是为点什么呢

[00:19:07] 他站到人群的外头

[00:19:09] 往里观看

[00:19:11] 有一个人

[00:19:12] 吐沫星子直冒

[00:19:13] 指手划脚

[00:19:15] 摇头晃屁股

[00:19:16] 正在那儿吵吵

[00:19:18] 诶

[00:19:19] 大家听

[00:19:20] 是他有理

[00:19:23] 是我有理

[00:19:25] 有道是杀人偿命

[00:19:27] 欠债还钱对不对

[00:19:29] 他欠我的钱

[00:19:31] 冲什么不给

[00:19:33] 就听对面那个人说

[00:19:35] 我不给你有一定的道理

[00:19:38] 你这叫欺负人

[00:19:40] 所以我就不给你

[00:19:42] 你跟土匪也没什么区别

[00:19:45] 诶

[00:19:46] 众位听见没

[00:19:47] 他骂我是土匪

[00:19:49] 好了好了

[00:19:49] 我跟你有理讲不通

[00:19:52] 这离着县衙不远

[00:19:53] 走走

[00:19:54] 打官司

[00:19:55] 叫知县大人给评评理

[00:19:57] 走就走

[00:19:59] 上知府大人那儿

[00:20:01] 我也不怕

[00:20:02] 正吵吵

[00:20:03] 有人眼尖

[00:20:04] 一回头哟

[00:20:06] 知县大人就站在身后啊

[00:20:10] 大人来了

[00:20:11] 父母大人在这儿呢

[00:20:13] 呼啦朝众人一闪

[00:20:16] 于成龙

[00:20:17] 不能不进去了

[00:20:19] 于成龙纳闷啊

[00:20:20] 迈步来到里边一看

[00:20:23] 那个白话的兄弟

[00:20:25] 那位穿的不错

[00:20:27] 能有个四十五六岁

[00:20:30] 白白胖胖的两撇小黑胡

[00:20:33] 戴着帽子

[00:20:34] 穿的衣服也比较讲究

[00:20:37] 站在他对面那位

[00:20:40] 个儿比他矮点儿

[00:20:41] 穿的是破衣

[00:20:42] 啰嗦

[00:20:43] 光着脚丫

[00:20:44] 挽着裤腿儿

[00:20:46] 一看就是个穷人

[00:20:48] 但是长得还行

[00:20:50] 五官端正

[00:20:51] 浓眉大眼

[00:20:52] 能有30 岁挂零吧

[00:20:54] 面带忠厚

[00:20:56] 由于吵架

[00:20:58] 脑筋蹦起多高来

[00:21:00] 脸面上有点儿充血

[00:21:02] 一看知县大人来了

[00:21:05] 这位赶紧跪下了

[00:21:07] 大人

[00:21:09] 我给你磕头了

[00:21:10] 起来起来

[00:21:10] 起起来

[00:21:11] 那个穿的好的那位一躬扫地

[00:21:15] 大人正想找您去

[00:21:18] 您来了

[00:21:19] 小人叩拜大人

[00:21:21] 免了免了免了免了

[00:21:24] 你们两个

[00:21:25] 为什么呢

[00:21:26] 大街之上

[00:21:28] 吵吵喊喊

[00:21:29] 观之不雅

[00:21:32] 不必上县衙了

[00:21:34] 有事就跟我说吧

[00:21:37] 那穿的好的那个人像个商人一拱手

[00:21:42] 老爷

[00:21:43] 小人奉派经营引言呢

[00:21:48] 因为我手上资本不多呀

[00:21:51] 引言的数目又挺大

[00:21:54] 只得多说好话

[00:21:56] 这些什么送礼呀

[00:21:58] 什么处处都得花钱呢

[00:22:00] 我指望着售出的银早日把成本收回来

[00:22:05] 好还给人家银子

[00:22:07] 哪知道贵县生意太难做了

[00:22:11] 诶

[00:22:12] 先是无人肯买

[00:22:14] 后经县城老爷周旋

[00:22:16] 按户口分配下去

[00:22:19] 诶

[00:22:19] 又收不回银子

[00:22:21] 你说我可好

[00:22:22] 天天奔来奔去

[00:22:25] 上这要账

[00:22:26] 上那要账

[00:22:27] 您知道听了多少风凉话

[00:22:30] 生了多少窝囊气

[00:22:32] 简直是焦头烂额

[00:22:34] 这不

[00:22:35] 这这不

[00:22:36] 这就是个例子

[00:22:38] 就这主

[00:22:39] 吃了我的盐

[00:22:41] 拿了我的盐啊

[00:22:42] 不还钱

[00:22:43] 我找了他三次了

[00:22:45] 今儿个又遇上了

[00:22:47] 他不但不还钱

[00:22:48] 还理直气壮

[00:22:50] 嘿嘿

[00:22:51] 你说他说我坑他

[00:22:53] 天下有没有这个理儿

[00:22:55] 故此小人一怒

[00:22:57] 跟他争吵起来

[00:22:58] 打算叫他到官府求大人给评理

[00:23:02] 大老爷

[00:23:03] 您说

[00:23:04] 应不应该治他的罪

[00:23:06] 杀人偿命

[00:23:07] 欠债还钱

[00:23:08] 他不还钱

[00:23:09] 这就是不讲道理

[00:23:11] 这就是霸道

[00:23:13] 哦

[00:23:15] 成龙一皱眉

[00:23:17] 呀

[00:23:18] 又是引言

[00:23:21] 他伤透了脑筋了

[00:23:24] 说到这儿

[00:23:25] 咱得介绍介绍

[00:23:28] 引言是什么

[00:23:30] 为这事儿为什么脑袋疼

[00:23:33] 于成龙作为父母官

[00:23:35] 深知道此事利弊