《If I Were A Rich Man》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Were A Rich Man - InstaHit Crew

[00:00:02] "Dear God you made many many poor people

[00:00:06] I realize of course that it's no shame to be poor

[00:00:10] But it's no great honor either

[00:00:13] So what would have been

[00:00:15] So terrible if I had a small fortune "

[00:00:17] If I were a rich man

[00:00:19] Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum

[00:00:23] All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:00:25] If I were a wealthy man

[00:00:28] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:00:30] Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

[00:00:34] If I were a very very rich

[00:00:37] Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man

[00:00:40] I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen

[00:00:46] Right in the middle of the town

[00:00:49] A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below

[00:00:54] There would be one long staircase just going up

[00:00:58] And one even longer coming down

[00:01:00] And one more leading nowhere just for show

[00:01:06] I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys

[00:01:10] And geese and ducks

[00:01:11] For the town to see and hear

[00:01:13] Squawking just as noisily as they can

[00:01:18] And each loud swaqwk swaqwk swaqwk swaqwk

[00:01:22] Would land like a trumpet on the ear

[00:01:24] As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man "

[00:01:32] If I were a rich man

[00:01:34] Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum

[00:01:38] All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:01:41] If I were a wealthy man

[00:01:43] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:01:45] Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum

[00:01:49] If I were a very very rich

[00:01:52] Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man

[00:01:56] I'd see my wife my Golde

[00:02:00] Looking like a rich man's wife

[00:02:02] With a proper double-chin

[00:02:05] Supervising meals to her heart's delight

[00:02:09] I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock

[00:02:13] Oy what a happy mood she's in

[00:02:16] Screaming at the servants day and night

[00:02:23] The most important men in town

[00:02:25] Would come to fawn on me

[00:02:29] They would ask me to advise them

[00:02:32] Like a Solomon the Wise

[00:02:35] "If you please Reb Tevye "

[00:02:38] "Pardon me Reb Tevye "

[00:02:41] Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes

[00:02:45] La didi lai la didi lai lalalalala

[00:02:51] And it won't make one bit of difference

[00:02:55] If i answer right or wrong

[00:02:58] When you're rich they think you really know

[00:03:05] If I were rich I'd have the time that I lack

[00:03:09] To sit in the synagogue and pray

[00:03:12] And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall

[00:03:17] And I'd discuss the holy books

[00:03:21] With the learned men several hours every day

[00:03:25] That would be the sweetest thing of all

[00:03:33] If I were a rich man

[00:03:35] Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum

[00:03:39] All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:03:42] If I were a wealthy man

[00:03:44] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:03:46] Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle bum

[00:03:51] Lord who mad the lion and the lamb

[00:03:54] You decreed I should be what I am

[00:03:58] Would it spoil some vast eternal plan

[00:04:03] If I were a wealthy man