《My Band [In The Style Of D12 ](Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

[00:00:00] My Band [In The Style Of D12

[00:00:11] I don't know dude

[00:00:15] I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude

[00:00:20] And I think everyone's got a f**kin' problem with me dude

[00:00:23] And they need to take it up with me after the show

[00:00:26] Because

[00:00:27] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:00:31] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:00:35] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:00:39] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:00:42] So I get off stage right and drop the mic

[00:00:45] Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like

[00:00:47] "Sup ladies my name's Slim Shady

[00:00:48] I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"

[00:00:51] They're all like "Oh my God it's him"

[00:00:53] "Becky oh my f**kin' God it's Eminem"

[00:00:54] "I swear to f**kin' God dude you f**kin' rock"

[00:00:56] "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"

[00:00:59] And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

[00:01:01] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

[00:01:02] All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes

[00:01:05] Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage

[00:01:07] So like every single night they pick a fight with me

[00:01:09] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

[00:01:11] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

[00:01:13] Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

[00:01:15] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

[00:01:16] Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

[00:01:18] This rock star sh*t it's the life for me

[00:01:20] And all the other guys just despise me because

[00:01:22] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:01:27] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:01:31] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:01:35] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

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[00:01:44] Roxanne

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[00:01:55] You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you

[00:01:57] Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools

[00:01:59] Smash these vocals and do a performance

[00:02:00] But we in the van and he in a tour bus

[00:02:03] You don't want my autograph yous a liar

[00:02:04] And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)

[00:02:07] What the hell is wrong with that dressing room

[00:02:08] 'Cause my sh*t is lookin' smaller than a decimal

[00:02:10] See I know how to rap see it's simple but

[00:02:12] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

[00:02:14] So I'm more intect tryna get on the map

[00:02:17] Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[00:02:19] Look at Em little punk a** thinkin' he the sh*t

[00:02:21] Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick

[00:02:23] Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

[00:02:25] No I had an interview not you two

[00:02:26] You gonna be late for soundcheck

[00:02:28] Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck

[00:02:29] But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best

[00:02:32] You know what man I'ma say somethin

[00:02:33] Hey yo Em

[00:02:34] You got somethin' to say

[00:02:35] Man no

[00:02:35] I thought you bout to tell him off what's up

[00:02:37] Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it man shut up

[00:02:39] And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew

[00:02:41] When I was bout to talk right after you

[00:02:43] I swear I swear man

[00:02:44] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:02:47] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:02:51] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:02:55] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:02:59] They say the lead singers rock but the group does not

[00:03:01] Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park

[00:03:02] I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot

[00:03:05] I should cut his mic off when the musics starts

[00:03:07] Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

[00:03:09] Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)

[00:03:11] We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments

[00:03:13] So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent

[00:03:15] And these guys they can find every area code

[00:03:17] B**ch carry your own

[00:03:17] Can't make it to the stage security in my way

[00:03:21] (Who the f**k are you Where's Obie and Dre )

[00:03:23] Goddammit I'm sick of this group

[00:03:24] Time for me to go solo and make some loot

[00:03:26] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

[00:03:29] Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

[00:03:30] Lose Yourself video I was in the back

[00:03:32] Superman video I was in the back

[00:03:35] F**k the media I got some suggestions

[00:03:36] F**k Marshall ask us the questions

[00:03:39] Like who's D12 how we get started

[00:03:41] (What about Eminem )

[00:03:41] B**ch are you retarded

[00:03:43] Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

[00:03:45] Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute (hey sexy)

[00:03:47] 50 told me to do situps to get buff

[00:03:49] I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up

[00:03:51] F**k D12 I'm outta this band

[00:03:53] I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[00:03:55] Girl why cant you see your the only one for me

[00:04:01] And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name

[00:04:12] These chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha)

[00:04:15] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands(F**k Marshall)

[00:04:18] Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man

[00:04:22] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

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[00:04:37] The hottest boy band in the world

[00:04:38] D12

[00:04:43] (Eminem as a salsa singer)

[00:04:45] I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girl's to take off their

[00:04:45] Underpants

[00:04:45] And the lead singer of my band my salsa

[00:04:48] Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance

[00:04:55] My salsa look out for my next single it's called My Salsa

[00:04:58] My salsa salsa salsa salsa my salsa

[00:04:59] Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance

[00:05:01] And take off their underpants

[00:05:03] My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance

[00:05:05] And take off their underpants my salsa

[00:05:08] (Where'd everybody go )

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