《栾蒲包与丰泽园048集》歌词

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[00:00:03] 王恩浦

[00:00:06] 请姚泽圣妇女

[00:00:08] 还有栾蒲包吃饭

[00:00:11] 在酒席宴前

[00:00:13] 导演了一出闹剧

[00:00:16] 还用问吗

[00:00:18] 来了个记者

[00:00:20] 还有三名继女

[00:00:22] 都是他主使流坏水儿找来的

[00:00:27] 干什么呢

[00:00:28] 按照计划把栾蒲包、姚泽圣全都搞臭

[00:00:35] 往往要搞臭一个人呢

[00:00:38] A 就从这儿下手

[00:00:41] 从哪下手啊

[00:00:42] 从男女关系

[00:00:44] 从绯闻上下手

[00:00:47] 这样儿行之有效

[00:00:49] 那家报纸一登

[00:00:51] 人人都想看

[00:00:52] 人人都想讲究讲究

[00:00:55] 你要说别的啊

[00:00:56] 这个人怎么成功的

[00:00:58] 历尽艰辛

[00:01:01] 有多少曲折

[00:01:02] 也有人看

[00:01:03] 但是毕竟人数不多

[00:01:05] 大多的老百姓爱看新鲜

[00:01:10] 瞅这玩意儿

[00:01:11] 多余的

[00:01:11] 谁谁谁啊

[00:01:13] 跟谁谁谁谁

[00:01:16] 这玩意儿散播的快

[00:01:18] 所以想搞臭人

[00:01:21] 就用这招

[00:01:24] 姚泽圣一看不干了

[00:01:26] 把脸往下一沉呢

[00:01:29] 用手指着忘恩铺

[00:01:30] 这怎么回事儿谁都不清楚

[00:01:33] 混蛋不行

[00:01:35] 得弄清楚

[00:01:38] 王恩普警察

[00:01:39] 我快走

[00:01:40] 快滚

[00:01:42] 认为这一走了之

[00:01:43] 明明一件报姚泽圣浑身是嘴难以分辨

[00:01:49] 栾蒲包一抽到底

[00:01:51] 见人抬不起头来

[00:01:54] 但今儿个是弄巧成拙了

[00:01:56] 新丰楼从来没出过这种事儿

[00:02:00] 这儿一喊一叫

[00:02:01] 再来几个花枝招展的**从来没有过的事儿

[00:02:06] 那吃饭的都不吃

[00:02:08] 全挤到这门口来

[00:02:10] 伙计们也挤在这儿来

[00:02:12] 好几十号

[00:02:14] 这一挤

[00:02:15] 过道也窄

[00:02:17] 门也窄

[00:02:18] 水泄不通

[00:02:21] 这几个**想走还走不了了

[00:02:24] 出不去了

[00:02:26] 王恩普

[00:02:27] 一看要坏呀

[00:02:29] 要把我漏出来

[00:02:30] 可麻烦了

[00:02:32] 姚德胜

[00:02:33] 栾蒲包可不是饶人的人呢

[00:02:35] 这小子又当又立牌坊

[00:02:39] 假装生气

[00:02:41] 那脸蛋子都飞起来

[00:02:43] 跟猪肝差不多跳起来

[00:02:46] 给那个所谓地记者不要怕怕

[00:02:51] 就俩嘴巴

[00:02:53] 打着顺

[00:02:54] 嘴角淌下血来了

[00:02:56] 好东西

[00:02:58] 谁叫你们来吧

[00:02:59] 哈

[00:03:00] 你们要造反

[00:03:02] 你们安心不良都不能走

[00:03:06] 我今天一定查清楚

[00:03:08] 把幕后的主使人非给他抠出来不可

[00:03:14] 这不是演戏吗

[00:03:15] 他干的

[00:03:16] 它还往外推

[00:03:18] 他嘴里还含

[00:03:20] 刘怀帅

[00:03:22] 你小子哪去啦

[00:03:24] 你也过来帮着看看

[00:03:28] 反正心里起急啊

[00:03:31] 心说坏水坏水你躲哪去了

[00:03:33] 你快来呀

[00:03:35] 帮着我招呼招呼怎么解围

[00:03:38] 好让他们走啊

[00:03:39] 要不走这事儿麻烦

[00:03:42] 正在这时

[00:03:44] 栾波包一甩那个女的

[00:03:46] 那女的搂一下

[00:03:47] 照完相把手也撒开

[00:03:50] 罗包就奔着记者来了

[00:03:52] 乐呵呵看他

[00:03:55] 你是记者

[00:03:58] 啊

[00:03:58] 我我记得怎么整

[00:04:00] 哪个报社的记者

[00:04:03] 把证件拿出来

[00:04:05] 我看看

[00:04:05] 嗯下来

[00:04:08] 你你没没权利看我的证件怎么的

[00:04:12] 我没权利

[00:04:14] 这可有权利

[00:04:15] 嗯

[00:04:17] 栾博儿一伸手

[00:04:19] 把这女记者的耳朵给揪住

[00:04:22] 俩手趾头一揪

[00:04:24] 用小手趾头外面一挑调热

[00:04:29] 这招可怜

[00:04:30] 在武术上有个名叫金钩倒挂

[00:04:35] J 金钩倒挂这玩意儿

[00:04:37] 这一挑碰到学子上疼

[00:04:41] 痛入骨髓啊

[00:04:44] 这所谓的假记者受不了了

[00:04:46] 嗷的一嗓子

[00:04:49] 汗就淌下来了

[00:04:51] 栾先生留情乱先生奥秘啊说说

[00:04:57] 谁叫你来说嗯

[00:04:59] 怎么回事儿你们

[00:05:01] 你们想达到什么目的说

[00:05:03] 哎呀

[00:05:04] 我的妈呀

[00:05:05] Le wa 点名

[00:05:08] 他也没敢说

[00:05:10] 为什么说出去恐怕性命难保啊

[00:05:14] 拿了人家的钱了

[00:05:16] 下了保证

[00:05:18] 但是这女人也有女人的招呼很近

[00:05:22] 挣脱之后躺在地上撒给破了来回打滚儿

[00:05:27] 不要这张脸了

[00:05:29] 我活不聊了哈

[00:05:31] 我活不了了

[00:05:32] 打死我吧

[00:05:33] 打死人啦咕噜

[00:05:38] 面对泼妇

[00:05:41] 你说这事儿怎么办

[00:05:43] 但是说刘怀顺、刘怀顺没想这戏演砸了

[00:05:48] 寻思咔嚓照完相

[00:05:49] 马上就走

[00:05:51] 他们没清醒过来

[00:05:52] 第二天报纸出来

[00:05:54] 哪知道堵住出不来了

[00:05:57] 内外非要寻根追源不可

[00:06:00] 她也冒了汗了

[00:06:03] 哎哟

[00:06:03] 我说你想他怎么办呢

[00:06:06] 高高糟糕那个

[00:06:09] 他脑子一热

[00:06:11] 他跑到二分局去了

[00:06:12] 就到前门Y 2 分局跟警察们说

[00:06:16] 我们那有坏人闹事儿

[00:06:18] 赶紧去抓人去

[00:06:19] 警察也不知道怎么回事儿

[00:06:21] 左转到刘怀顺给塞了

[00:06:23] 俩钱儿

[00:06:25] 不用什么抓到局子里再说

[00:06:27] 哎

[00:06:28] 我明白明白

[00:06:29] 来了十多个警察

[00:06:32] 闯进屋里

[00:06:33] 不容分说连内

[00:06:35] 记者在三明**掐吧

[00:06:37] 掐把扣子给带上咋咋

[00:06:42] 姚泽圣不想让他们走

[00:06:44] 想问个究竟

[00:06:46] 栾蒲包真真也是这么想的

[00:06:48] 你看事儿闹得这么大

[00:06:51] 像这时候

[00:06:52] 徐勇海从外头挤进来

[00:06:54] 满头大汗

[00:06:56] 各位啊

[00:06:58] 这屋里太闹腾

[00:06:59] 这不是人待的地方

[00:07:02] 大先生请大家透透空气吧

[00:07:05] 先把他们呀走呀

[00:07:06] 走过后再说

[00:07:08] 咱咱咱换个地儿

[00:07:09] 换个地儿

[00:07:11] 徐勇海

[00:07:12] 怎么回事儿倍儿明白

[00:07:15] 准知道这个事儿是汪恩普

[00:07:19] 刘海和干的

[00:07:21] 真要在屋里揪的根儿

[00:07:24] 针灸出来几个**说了

[00:07:27] 我们是花钱雇来的

[00:07:28] 让我们这么干的

[00:07:29] 谁让你们这么干的

[00:07:31] 汪恩普

[00:07:32] 刘怀顺

[00:07:33] 如果真说出来了

[00:07:35] 妞儿

[00:07:39] 你说怎么办

[00:07:40] 怎么下这个台

[00:07:41] 姚泽胜跟王恩普就成了对头的冤家

[00:07:46] 中间夹着个栾蒲包事儿就麻烦了

[00:07:50] 哎呀

[00:07:50] 还是大事化小小事化了

[00:07:53] 从长计议

[00:07:55] 他这是好记

[00:07:56] 大家全理解

[00:07:59] 姚泽圣气

[00:08:00] 得脸都青了

[00:08:01] 好吧

[00:08:02] 既然这样

[00:08:03] 这屋里空气的确不好

[00:08:04] 早走

[00:08:07] 拉着女儿气冲冲走

[00:08:09] 恨死了王恩普

[00:08:12] 但是没有什么证据

[00:08:14] 没有证据

[00:08:16] 栾蒲包气得一甩

[00:08:19] 袖子也走了

[00:08:21] 王普一看都走了

[00:08:23] 热闹劲儿过去了

[00:08:25] 一屁股坐在椅子上

[00:08:28] 啊

[00:08:30] 是说流坏水儿流坏水儿

[00:08:33] 你整的什么玩意儿乱七八糟的

[00:08:35] 嗯

[00:08:37] 本来挺好的事儿弄砸了

[00:08:40] 这回非把我漏出来不可

[00:08:42] 这这如何是好

[00:08:45] 等人都走了

[00:08:47] 他把刘怀顺找到桂坊去了

[00:08:50] 到柜房关上门

[00:08:52] 他就骂你个流坏水儿

[00:08:55] 我花了钱了

[00:08:58] 就雇你干的

[00:09:00] 这活儿埋了吧台的什么活儿

[00:09:03] 你干的

[00:09:03] 哎

[00:09:04] 真好

[00:09:05] 偷鸡不成反丢一把米

[00:09:08] 早晚你我都得露馅儿

[00:09:11] 露了馅儿不就麻烦了吗

[00:09:13] 你简直是不干好事儿

[00:09:17] 王恩浦把那留坏水骂了个狗血喷头

[00:09:22] 刘怀顺也不服

[00:09:23] 哎

[00:09:23] 姐夫

[00:09:25] 你别把责任都往我身上推

[00:09:28] 我管外边的事儿你管屋里的事儿你没弄好

[00:09:32] 你赖谁啊你啊

[00:09:34] 你要再骂我

[00:09:35] 流坏水儿

[00:09:36] 我就骂你是比猪还蠢

[00:09:40] 你是猪脑子

[00:09:42] 你是流坏水儿

[00:09:44] 你是猪脑子

[00:09:45] 我骂你祖宗

[00:09:47] 我骂你娘

[00:09:50] 骂了一顿

[00:09:51] 俩人骂完了

[00:09:53] 火都消了点

[00:09:55] 汪普一想还得用他

[00:09:58] 怀孕呐

[00:09:59] 我是恨铁不成钢啊

[00:10:02] 你说事情到这地步了怎么办

[00:10:05] 哎

[00:10:07] 你问我啊

[00:10:10] 马姐

[00:10:11] 我没有说先欠着你不行

[00:10:15] 先给不说

[00:10:18] 好小子

[00:10:19] 有你了

[00:10:26] 行了

[00:10:28] 这下子见钱眼开

[00:10:31] 我姐夫事到如今了

[00:10:34] 就得按咱们的计划走了

[00:10:36] 现在不这么干也不行勒

[00:10:38] 按照第二方案

[00:10:41] 接着使J 美人计百发百中

[00:10:45] 百灵百验

[00:10:48] 你看怎么样

[00:10:50] 呢咋使唤我不都交给你了吗

[00:10:54] 唱主角的

[00:10:58] 就是关雅丽

[00:11:00] 你要把关雅丽给说通了

[00:11:02] 他愿意就范那不就得了吗

[00:11:06] 还是那句话

[00:11:08] 栾蒲包光棍料脚汉子20 刚出头儿活蹦乱跳

[00:11:14] A

[00:11:15] 见着女人

[00:11:16] 他不拆呢

[00:11:18] 关雅丽那小模样长得那个俊叶儿用酒把他灌醉

[00:11:22] 扒光了衣服往被窝里一躺

[00:11:26] 你去捉奸哪

[00:11:28] 我帮你的忙哎

[00:11:30] 咱们软布包老实不老实不

[00:11:34] 真凭实据

[00:11:36] 一辈子听您使唤呢

[00:11:38] 这不好事儿

[00:11:42] 哦

[00:11:43] 我老觉得这事儿没把握呀

[00:11:46] 别再跟这事儿弄得似的

[00:11:48] 哎

[00:11:49] 那可就麻烦了

[00:11:50] 那就看你的了

[00:11:52] 就看关雅丽给咱玩儿不玩儿活儿了

[00:11:55] 老娘们儿心眼儿小认钱你就哄一给他钱不就完了吗

[00:12:01] 你供着他吃

[00:12:02] 供他喝

[00:12:03] 给他买房子又买这买那

[00:12:05] 整个的用他一回

[00:12:07] 他就不愿意啊

[00:12:09] 又不是真的

[00:12:11] 就是演戏

[00:12:12] 比划比划就行

[00:12:13] 也损失不了什么

[00:12:16] 哎哎

[00:12:18] 雅丽不来了

[00:12:19] 来了还在外面等着了

[00:12:24] 时间不大关

[00:12:25] 雅丽从外边进来

[00:12:27] 一看她家鬼鬼祟祟的样儿

[00:12:29] 关雅丽的心就一翻个儿

[00:12:32] 一对儿没有好饼呢

[00:12:34] 脸陈着往旁边椅子上一坐

[00:12:38] 王恩普满面堆笑

[00:12:41] 压力啊

[00:12:43] 别生气

[00:12:45] 我有点特殊的事儿

[00:12:47] 所以呢

[00:12:48] 没陪你来

[00:12:49] 你挑理了

[00:12:50] 别说了

[00:12:52] 我说你们刚才干的什么事儿

[00:12:54] 我亲眼目睹

[00:12:56] 有的我没看清

[00:12:57] 但是我听得非常明白

[00:13:00] 你让我给找四个姐妹

[00:13:02] 还有一个假扮记者哦

[00:13:05] 就干这事儿

[00:13:07] 目的是想把栾蒲包搞臭啊

[00:13:11] 想把摇扇人给搞臭

[00:13:13] 是不是你也太歹毒点了

[00:13:16] 人家对你有什么不好

[00:13:18] 哎哎呀

[00:13:19] 算了算了

[00:13:20] 压力你不懂

[00:13:23] 这里边儿这些事儿你哪懂啊

[00:13:26] 压力啊

[00:13:27] 帮忙帮到底内几个姐妹

[00:13:31] 你放心

[00:13:32] 叫橘子抓起

[00:13:33] 那也是演戏

[00:13:35] 我一句话就放出来了

[00:13:38] 顶多呢受点儿惊吓而已

[00:13:42] 雅丽还得帮忙啊

[00:13:44] 上次我跟你说了

[00:13:46] 这回实在没办法了

[00:13:48] 栾蒲包

[00:13:49] 这小子不是人呢

[00:13:51] 要不收拾他将来我就没个好

[00:13:54] 我要好不了

[00:13:55] 你能好的了吗

[00:13:57] 雅丽帮帮忙

[00:13:59] 用用美人计就在你家

[00:14:02] 你看怎么样

[00:14:03] 不行

[00:14:06] 说死我也不能干

[00:14:07] 我是人

[00:14:08] 我不是奴隶

[00:14:10] 不能任你们摆布

[00:14:13] 雅丽

[00:14:14] 你看你这命儿又上来了

[00:14:16] 怎么好了

[00:14:17] 一场真格的了

[00:14:19] 我就求你

[00:14:20] 这么点儿小事儿又不是真的

[00:14:22] 你就一个不愿100个

[00:14:24] 不愿意你驳我的面子

[00:14:26] 那好压力

[00:14:28] 咱把丑话说前头

[00:14:30] JG

[00:14:31] 我觉得最稳妥

[00:14:33] 对栾蒲包也没什么伤害

[00:14:36] 就是叫他听话而已

[00:14:38] 他短处在我手心掐着

[00:14:41] 顶多就是这样

[00:14:43] 如果你要不听不想帮我的忙

[00:14:46] 哈哈哈

[00:14:47] 那栾蒲包可倒霉了

[00:14:50] 我给他带领红帽子送到樊景苑

[00:14:55] 连师傅都找不着

[00:14:58] 你愿意我这么干吗

[00:15:00] 唉

[00:15:00] 我要真这么干了

[00:15:03] 你可也是帮凶

[00:15:06] 刘怀顺也说

[00:15:07] 哎

[00:15:08] 小姐

[00:15:09] 关小姐帮帮忙吧

[00:15:11] 你看我姐夫也是不得已而为之为点儿啥呀

[00:15:15] 不惟利是保住这买卖吗

[00:15:18] 保住对你不也有好处吗

[00:15:20] 嗯

[00:15:21] 刚才我姐夫说了假的

[00:15:24] 您就把他灌醉了

[00:15:25] 扒光衣裳往被窝里一塞

[00:15:28] 就没您的事儿

[00:15:29] 你说这算什么呢

[00:15:32] 关小姐帮帮忙

[00:15:33] 富姐掌柜的个数

[00:15:36] 我们还要下毒手

[00:15:38] 把栾蒲包要带上红帽子就得杀头啊

[00:15:42] 你忍心看他掉脑袋吗啊

[00:15:49] 关雅丽哭了

[00:15:51] 一个弱小的女子怎么办

[00:15:55] 面对两个豺狼

[00:15:58] 他现在心里翻个儿想的是什么

[00:16:01] 这俩小子说得出来就做得出来

[00:16:05] 真要是这样叫

[00:16:06] 栾蒲包规规矩矩地听话

[00:16:09] 还能保住命

[00:16:11] 如果沙棘了

[00:16:12] 送的反省院

[00:16:15] 肯定是活不成

[00:16:17] 怎么地

[00:16:18] 我也不能看着栾蒲包死

[00:16:20] 我跟他虽然没打过交道

[00:16:22] 我听说是个好人呢

[00:16:24] 年轻的小伙子就这么不明不白的死了不成

[00:16:29] 最后没办法了

[00:16:32] 好

[00:16:33] 爸

[00:16:34] 既然这样

[00:16:36] 我答应你们就是

[00:16:38] 哎

[00:16:39] 这就对了

[00:16:41] 还是雅丽明白事儿

[00:16:43] 既然如此

[00:16:44] 事不宜迟你马上回家去做准备

[00:16:48] 明天晚上就按计而行啊

[00:16:52] 家里可不行

[00:16:53] 朝外人儿啊

[00:16:54] A

[00:16:55] 你把酒席都准备好了

[00:16:57] 被窝也都准备好了

[00:16:58] 洗澡水准备好了

[00:17:00] 内酒最好里边儿多少搁点儿药

[00:17:03] 我没地方找药去

[00:17:06] 就是那儿的酒得了那也行

[00:17:08] 不喝药

[00:17:09] 也可以叫她多喝喝

[00:17:11] 迷糊了才好下手

[00:17:14] 我明白了

[00:17:16] 冠雅丽走

[00:17:17] 哎

[00:17:19] 王恩普常出一口气

[00:17:22] 哎

[00:17:24] 我说怀顺呐

[00:17:26] J 第二步棋

[00:17:28] 无论如何

[00:17:30] 得走好啊

[00:17:32] 万无一失

[00:17:33] 你瞧我的吧

[00:17:35] 说着话

[00:17:36] 到了第二天

[00:17:38] 一天汪恩普也没见面

[00:17:40] 儿流坏水儿也没来

[00:17:43] 大伙儿还纳闷儿呢

[00:17:44] 出什么大事了

[00:17:46] 怎么他们都没来大家照常工作

[00:17:50] 栾蒲包也在这儿忙活着

[00:17:52] 心里别扭

[00:17:54] 对也得忙活

[00:17:55] 软包怎么想的

[00:17:57] 咱们抽空

[00:17:59] 上窑山人家去向他请教请教分析分析这词儿究竟怎么回事儿

[00:18:05] 正干活的功夫

[00:18:06] 天黑了

[00:18:08] 刘怀顺来

[00:18:10] 刘怀顺一进门儿看了看

[00:18:12] 怕火中了啊

[00:18:15] 能不能捧捧我过来我有话

[00:18:20] 要讲