《小五义 第240集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 瓦罐难离

[00:00:02] 景彦珀做大将难免阵前亡

[00:00:07] 这话说的

[00:00:08] 千真万确

[00:00:11] 过去啊

[00:00:11] 在那个井里打水的时候

[00:00:13] She 瓦罐

[00:00:14] 后来发展了

[00:00:17] 使竹子来了

[00:00:18] 或者其他的做外套

[00:00:20] 呃

[00:00:21] 不容易破碎

[00:00:23] 一那瓦罐

[00:00:24] 一碰那个体验的边儿

[00:00:26] 他怕捏碎

[00:00:29] 意思是说长了

[00:00:32] 难免破碎

[00:00:35] 这是形容做大酱的

[00:00:36] 在战场上

[00:00:38] 出生入死

[00:00:40] 是我老也不死

[00:00:41] 老野不受伤不读

[00:00:45] 不多呀

[00:00:47] 拿咱们前面输来输

[00:00:51] 咱到屋里去说

[00:00:54] 众人押着郭长达

[00:00:57] 把方舒安接近迎宾馆

[00:01:01] 有人还给他端过一碗水来

[00:01:05] 大脑袋还真渴

[00:01:08] 一口气把水喝干

[00:01:11] 擦擦嘴啊各位

[00:01:17] 霸王类第一

[00:01:18] 完蛋

[00:01:20] 双方展开混战

[00:01:24] 我能落后吗

[00:01:26] 我拉出小片儿刀就冲入敌阵

[00:01:32] 真好

[00:01:33] 想虎入狼群一般横冲

[00:01:37] 四面立挡八方砂

[00:01:40] 你群贼是王八撵西瓜

[00:01:43] 滚的滚爬的爬

[00:01:47] 刚说到这儿

[00:01:49] 徐良把眼一瞪

[00:01:50] 瓜不溜

[00:01:51] 秋秋说正经

[00:01:53] 话说扯淡

[00:01:55] 哎哎哎

[00:01:56] 是是是

[00:01:57] 干啥

[00:01:57] 你别吓唬我呀

[00:01:59] 一吓唬我没词儿了就讲不全了

[00:02:03] 蒋冰说

[00:02:04] 下次讲吧

[00:02:05] 后来呢

[00:02:07] 后来我刹着刹着

[00:02:09] 嗯

[00:02:10] 你就看见这个锅长达Le j 小子背个包贼眉鼠眼

[00:02:18] 打算逃走

[00:02:20] 我一想

[00:02:22] 射人先射马

[00:02:24] 擒贼先擒王

[00:02:27] 咱们为的是什么

[00:02:30] 抓100个贼杀1000个贼也不如抓住个郭长达

[00:02:37] 因为他是罪魁祸首啊

[00:02:41] 因此

[00:02:42] 我横刀就把他拦住

[00:02:45] 我二人大战了80 多个回合

[00:02:48] 我使了个辉光

[00:02:50] 反照绝命三刀

[00:02:53] 下的家

[00:02:54] 一脚把他踢倒在地

[00:02:57] 这才把他生擒活拿

[00:03:02] 方舒按这个拿字

[00:03:03] 刚说出来

[00:03:04] 后脑勺整

[00:03:07] 叫韩天尽消了她一巴掌

[00:03:11] 把老方打的脑子嗡的一声

[00:03:13] 哎呀妈呀

[00:03:14] 我这谁这么客气

[00:03:16] 含天津把眼一瞪扯什么蛋吹什么大牛

[00:03:22] 你小子要医美就找不着北了

[00:03:25] 你说实话

[00:03:26] 要不说实话

[00:03:28] 我掰掉你的狗牙

[00:03:30] 哎哟

[00:03:30] 我的妈敬爷爷

[00:03:32] 哈哈

[00:03:33] 我说我说

[00:03:35] 方舒安这才说出实情了

[00:03:39] 其实放蒜也没全说瞎话

[00:03:44] 究竟该怎么抓住帝国长达

[00:03:48] 因为在混战之中

[00:03:51] 房书安砂地红了眼了

[00:03:55] 确实

[00:03:56] 谁没少死在他手里

[00:04:00] 但是房叔案杀的都是无名地小贼

[00:04:04] 老方一边打着一边还高兴

[00:04:07] 很欣赏自己的能为

[00:04:11] 先说我这功夫是涨了啊

[00:04:14] 你看这口小片儿刀上下翻飞

[00:04:17] 神出鬼没

[00:04:19] 是有能耐

[00:04:22] 你想凭他的能耐要打那小贼还是绰绰有余的

[00:04:28] 就这样

[00:04:30] 她杀了十几个贼

[00:04:32] 还砍伤了十几个

[00:04:35] 后来

[00:04:35] 他追几个小贼追入荒山之中

[00:04:40] 谁也跑没影儿了

[00:04:43] 就剩下他自己了

[00:04:45] 老方回头一看

[00:04:46] 吓得脖子直冒凉气儿

[00:04:49] 媳妇

[00:04:49] 我这跑哪儿了

[00:04:52] 离着莲花观也太远了

[00:04:55] 看这火光最少也得有十厘米

[00:04:59] 哎呀

[00:05:02] 我何必舍近求远呢

[00:05:04] 回去还找我

[00:05:06] 干扰他们

[00:05:07] 就这样

[00:05:08] 他往回走

[00:05:11] 走出了

[00:05:12] 没有二里地

[00:05:14] 他就发现对面来了十几个人

[00:05:20] 翻地野草哗哗直响

[00:05:24] 把老方吓得赶紧趴地上

[00:05:27] 没敢动

[00:05:29] 翻着母gou

[00:05:30] 眼看着

[00:05:33] 斋的对面不远

[00:05:35] 头一个就是九头神雕继承达

[00:05:42] 就见继承他脖子上、脑袋上缠着腰布

[00:05:46] 尖头上架着俩大应

[00:05:50] 后边儿跟着飞

[00:05:51] 剑仙朱亮

[00:05:53] 血手飞镰江洪烈

[00:05:56] 还有谁看不清

[00:05:58] 浑身上下冒着烟儿

[00:06:01] 手里拎着家伙从眼前穿过

[00:06:07] 看那意思

[00:06:08] 急急忙忙的

[00:06:10] 恐怕后面有官兵追她

[00:06:14] 房主玩真想站起来大吼一声

[00:06:17] 把他们拦住

[00:06:19] 又一想他没敢

[00:06:22] 听说就我一个人儿

[00:06:24] 我结这些人呢

[00:06:25] 我不是自讨无趣

[00:06:28] 干脆我甭动地方眼瞅着这帮人冲过去了

[00:06:35] 老王一看没人了

[00:06:36] 站起来

[00:06:37] 接着往前走

[00:06:38] 走出了没二里地

[00:06:41] 对面又来人

[00:06:43] 吓得赶紧爬起来

[00:06:45] 这回他一看

[00:06:47] 正是国产版

[00:06:50] 或者拿身边一个人都没有

[00:06:53] 就见这老道

[00:06:54] 太惨了

[00:06:56] 到官也没了

[00:06:58] 到跑也破碎了

[00:07:01] 手中擎着一对量天尺

[00:07:04] 边跑边回头看

[00:07:07] 真雅

[00:07:08] 在惊弓之鸟一般

[00:07:11] 嗯

[00:07:12] 房书安享哦

[00:07:15] 最小的闯重围也跑出来了

[00:07:19] 哎哟

[00:07:21] 你看

[00:07:21] 刚才那好几十个贼

[00:07:25] 我是不敢拦着

[00:07:27] 但是我可不能眼睁睁瞅着让郭长达在我鼻子尖儿底下溜掉

[00:07:37] 怎么地

[00:07:38] 我就把他抓住

[00:07:40] 当然

[00:07:40] 我这能耐那是办不到

[00:07:43] 我可以喊呐

[00:07:45] 这离着莲花观不远

[00:07:48] 要能把我干扰他们招回来过长达是不就跑不了了

[00:07:53] 不然的话将来想起这件事儿来

[00:07:57] 我扪心有愧

[00:08:00] 小子

[00:08:01] 这房书安脑瓜一热晃小片儿刀嘣就蹦出来了

[00:08:08] 这家这胆子有时候大

[00:08:10] 有时候小啊

[00:08:11] 要大起来

[00:08:12] 比窝瓜都大了好几圈

[00:08:16] 房书安抖丹田

[00:08:18] 喊到一

[00:08:21] 我哪里跑不了

[00:08:25] 这一嗓子不要急

[00:08:26] 好悬

[00:08:26] 没把锅铲拿吓趴下

[00:08:30] 现在这个老道士真害怕

[00:08:34] 她一看

[00:08:35] 莲花观也着了火

[00:08:38] 次外全是官兵

[00:08:41] 手下的人已经全都逃散

[00:08:44] 尔金这么大的门长

[00:08:47] 就剩下光身一人

[00:08:50] 连点依靠都没有

[00:08:52] 他能不害怕吗

[00:08:54] 现在国长达恨不能肋生双翅飞到东海小蓬莱

[00:09:04] 听见这一嗓子

[00:09:06] 焉有不怕之理

[00:09:08] 可蹬蹬蹬

[00:09:09] 往后倒退了好几步

[00:09:10] 吴亮发

[00:09:13] 这心就跳成一个

[00:09:16] 这时

[00:09:16] 房书安就把道路给拦住

[00:09:19] 加油

[00:09:22] 我是郭长达

[00:09:24] 打官司吧

[00:09:26] 你还想跑啊

[00:09:27] 没门儿方老剑客等候多时了

[00:09:35] 一开始

[00:09:36] 郭长达是害怕

[00:09:39] 等稍停片刻

[00:09:40] 定了定神一看

[00:09:43] 是房树安顿时

[00:09:46] 他就不怕了

[00:09:48] 不但不怕

[00:09:49] 他这气儿就不打一处来呀

[00:09:53] 无量天尊

[00:09:57] 对面可是大头鬼

[00:10:00] 正是魔脑

[00:10:02] 人家国产啊

[00:10:04] 还叫我费劲吗

[00:10:07] 我挖下深坑

[00:10:09] 等虎豹撒下香饵钓金鳌

[00:10:14] 我等了你可不是一会儿了

[00:10:17] 你要知趣地快把你那Chi 棍给我扔下

[00:10:21] 我拿绳给你捆上准保

[00:10:24] 不伤你一根汗毛把你押回开封府

[00:10:28] 一日三餐好好招待

[00:10:31] 至于你犯什么法

[00:10:34] 那跟我没关系

[00:10:36] 我就专管抓人的

[00:10:38] 牙崩半个

[00:10:40] 说个不字

[00:10:41] 嘿

[00:10:42] 你看我领了多少人

[00:10:45] 不写了

[00:10:46] 天罗地网

[00:10:47] 你还走得了吗

[00:10:49] 我哥们

[00:10:50] 老杰克

[00:10:51] 大家都准备好啊

[00:10:53] 其实房书安净胡说八道

[00:10:56] 但是这个时候帝国长达害怕呀

[00:11:00] 吓得她捂着脑袋往上下左右不住地观看啊

[00:11:06] A 房书安心中暗笑

[00:11:09] 嗯

[00:11:10] 贼人胆虚

[00:11:12] 这回我就得吓唬他

[00:11:14] 然后我再想办法把人判给抓住他

[00:11:20] 但是房专扎呼了半天没人

[00:11:24] 郭长达一想

[00:11:25] 如果要有埋伏的话

[00:11:26] 怎么这么半天不过来哦

[00:11:29] 我明白了

[00:11:30] 方舒安这小子善于说瞎话

[00:11:33] 这叫猛人呢

[00:11:35] 我别上了他的当

[00:11:38] 干脆把他摆脱掉

[00:11:40] 快走就得了

[00:11:42] 想到这儿

[00:11:44] 他往上一纵

[00:11:45] 百量天尺就砸

[00:11:49] 方舒阿姨看用大话吓不住人家

[00:11:52] 可有点儿懵了

[00:11:54] 他这小片儿刀敢碰人家量天尺大脑袋左躲右闪

[00:12:01] 结果叫人家郭长达冲过去了

[00:12:04] 郭长达一想

[00:12:06] 没工夫谈弄呢

[00:12:08] 我快走才是上策

[00:12:10] 往下一卡一卡

[00:12:14] 下去了

[00:12:16] 哎哟

[00:12:16] 发出来一看这咋办

[00:12:19] 非得叫他跑了不可

[00:12:22] 这防暑安把两只手合在一块儿

[00:12:25] 形成个喇叭筒形

[00:12:27] 它就叫唤

[00:12:28] 开一对面地听着

[00:12:34] 郭长达过去了

[00:12:36] 把你截住糜烂的跑了

[00:12:40] 房书安正叫唤着

[00:12:42] 不知道为什么

[00:12:44] 一看国产大四六还真回来了一

[00:12:48] 玩什么

[00:12:50] 叫蛇咬了他脚趾头了

[00:12:52] 怎么

[00:12:53] 怎么回来的这么快

[00:12:55] 郭常打转

[00:12:57] 回身来二次To Ben 牢房

[00:13:01] 俩人打了两三个回合

[00:13:03] 国昌打穿过去

[00:13:05] 撂蹶子又跑

[00:13:07] 房租完仔后

[00:13:08] 他又叫唤

[00:13:10] 连喊了两遍

[00:13:13] 郭长达直流

[00:13:14] 又回来了

[00:13:16] 这回方法可看清

[00:13:19] 为什么国产拿回来

[00:13:22] 这脑袋上多出点儿零碎儿

[00:13:27] 脑门子腮帮子上鼓了俩大紫包

[00:13:33] 嗨

[00:13:35] 方砖心中一动

[00:13:36] 哎呀

[00:13:37] 这谁帮我的

[00:13:37] 忙吧

[00:13:39] 不然的话

[00:13:40] 他脸怎么肿了

[00:13:43] 是被人打回来的吧

[00:13:46] 真教方法

[00:13:47] 你想对了

[00:13:49] 帮房软麻的

[00:13:51] 非是旁人

[00:13:53] 正是那位年迈苍苍的老者

[00:13:58] 答

[00:13:58] 百步神拳无影掌

[00:14:00] 那位他的Cao Chong 之中

[00:14:04] 连打了郭长达两掌

[00:14:07] 把道路都给封锁了

[00:14:09] 所以他才回来

[00:14:11] 郭昌拿到

[00:14:12] 现在不知道怎么回事儿

[00:14:14] 防暑啊

[00:14:16] 妈频道

[00:14:17] 我跟你拼了

[00:14:20] 给你脸不要脸

[00:14:21] 你寻思我真打不过你啊

[00:14:24] 我告诉你

[00:14:26] 我伸手要把你抓住

[00:14:28] 我丢人

[00:14:29] 就凭我这么高的身份

[00:14:31] 能打你吗

[00:14:33] 我让我的老家人你就能把你赢了

[00:14:38] 我老哥哥您别在那藏着了

[00:14:41] 您赶紧出来吧

[00:14:42] 哎

[00:14:43] 要再不出来我我嘴可没把门的了

[00:14:47] 所谓没把门儿的

[00:14:48] 要说难听的话

[00:14:51] 那个老者在草丛中一肖鑫说

[00:14:55] 他妈

[00:14:55] 这小子真够坏的啊

[00:14:57] 我倒成了你的老家人

[00:15:00] 哎

[00:15:01] 谁让我捧场呢

[00:15:03] 我就得捧到底

[00:15:06] 这位老者痰嗽一声

[00:15:08] 这才露面

[00:15:10] 站在郭长达身后

[00:15:13] 额

[00:15:16] 方说

[00:15:17] 唉

[00:15:18] 不必着急

[00:15:20] 老家人大无聊

[00:15:23] 防川平行

[00:15:26] 哎

[00:15:27] 那老哥哥

[00:15:28] 那你就替我受点累

[00:15:29] 把这老道抓住啊

[00:15:31] 杀鸡焉用牛刀

[00:15:33] 我这么高的身份

[00:15:34] 不能跟他伸手

[00:15:37] 老者点头

[00:15:39] 国长达

[00:15:41] 你还想走吗

[00:15:43] 无量子国长达一转身不认得这老头儿

[00:15:48] 老匹夫

[00:15:49] 你是何人

[00:15:51] 嗨

[00:15:51] 我是专打活人

[00:15:54] 国产达呀

[00:15:56] 是到了现在

[00:15:58] 你别怨天恨地啦

[00:16:01] 别忘了

[00:16:02] 天作孽犹可违

[00:16:05] 人作孽不可活

[00:16:08] 如今你已经是恶贯满盈昂

[00:16:13] 趴下吧啊

[00:16:14] 别叫我费事

[00:16:17] 就见这老者往前一根不把左长一粒

[00:16:20] 又长又害怕

[00:16:24] 把郭常打打的眼前

[00:16:27] 金灯之貌是仰面摔倒

[00:16:31] 百步神拳无影掌

[00:16:35] 不用挨着

[00:16:35] 你近了

[00:16:36] 那就趴下了

[00:16:39] 房书安看得真真儿新说

[00:16:42] 他这招可真绝

[00:16:46] 这不是神仙

[00:16:49] 又一想

[00:16:50] 大千世界

[00:16:52] 无奇不有

[00:16:54] 有想不到的事儿

[00:16:56] 没有做不到的事儿

[00:17:00] 我可打听过多少人

[00:17:03] 人家都说有这么一种功夫

[00:17:05] 但是练不了

[00:17:07] 什么J 老宝贝她怎么就会呢

[00:17:10] 他身上有特殊的什么玩意儿

[00:17:15] 闲言少叙防暑啊

[00:17:17] 一看郭长达倒着往前一根

[00:17:19] 不把他摁住

[00:17:21] 他能按得住国产党

[00:17:25] 这阵飞云道长耀眼结晶

[00:17:27] 刚想站起来

[00:17:29] 那老者恐怕被它跑了

[00:17:32] 往前一跟不到了

[00:17:34] 郭长达地界啊

[00:17:37] 把她脚脖子给他抓住

[00:17:40] 这老头也够狠的

[00:17:41] 把他写给他

[00:17:43] 拔下一支去掐住郭长达左腿的大筋

[00:17:48] 你看那脚后跟上面那个筋J 金可厉害

[00:17:52] 叫兰茵呐

[00:17:54] 要把这金要给废了

[00:17:56] 人家脑袋当时就耷拉下来

[00:17:59] 这人就废了

[00:18:01] 这老者用大拇指和二指往里头一扣过长达休怪

[00:18:08] 老朽心狠

[00:18:10] 这是你自作自受

[00:18:14] 耙耙

[00:18:16] 把蓝车给掐断了

[00:18:19] 我差大娘一个傻子顿时就背过气去

[00:18:25] 等他再明白过来

[00:18:26] 脑袋当了

[00:18:28] 这回就吃神仙一把抓

[00:18:31] 也不好使

[00:18:32] 这人废了

[00:18:35] 房书安赶紧双膝跪倒

[00:18:38] 老人家老祖宗

[00:18:41] 我太感谢您了

[00:18:43] 您算帮了我的大忙了

[00:18:46] 呵呵呵呵

[00:18:51] 先别骂

[00:18:52] 咱俩的账给算算

[00:18:55] 谁是你的老家人

[00:18:58] 从哪块儿

[00:18:59] 排班儿排下来的

[00:19:01] 我是你老哥哥

[00:19:02] 哎你怎么这么说话呢

[00:19:05] 哎哟

[00:19:05] 我的老祖宗

[00:19:06] 我那是高兴地不知道说什么好了

[00:19:10] 您别怪我

[00:19:11] 我这嘴没有把门儿的

[00:19:14] 所以我逮什么

[00:19:15] 我胡说八道

[00:19:17] 您就原谅我得了

[00:19:19] 大人不见小人

[00:19:20] 怪宰相肚子能撑船

[00:19:22] 您是我的老祖宗

[00:19:23] 您是我的祖宗

[00:19:24] 今儿我是您的

[00:19:25] 当孙子当啷当啷的孙儿

[00:19:29] 你说跟这种人在一起

[00:19:31] 还真生不得气

[00:19:33] 哼

[00:19:34] 算啦

[00:19:36] 先给你记上一笔帐

[00:19:38] 将来一块儿算我多谢老剑客

[00:19:44] 我老人家

[00:19:46] 我翻来覆去还是内几句话

[00:19:49] 我

[00:19:49] 您是哪位

[00:19:52] 仙乡何处尊姓大名

[00:19:55] 您得赏下来

[00:19:57] 我不为别的

[00:19:59] 莲花观现在破了霸王

[00:20:02] 我们得胜了

[00:20:03] 把霸王爷爷请回来

[00:20:05] 得上皇上那儿报公去

[00:20:09] 您立的姑娘比谁都大呀

[00:20:11] 别看你没登吧

[00:20:13] 帮肋你暗里之中帮了多大的忙

[00:20:16] 而且亲手抓住的郭长达

[00:20:20] 像这么大的功劳

[00:20:22] 能不报告皇上

[00:20:25] 那我呢疑问我都不知道你姓什么

[00:20:28] 这怎么说呢

[00:20:29] 请老人家把明星赏下来

[00:20:33] 哈哈哈发出

[00:20:36] 安娜不必啦

[00:20:38] 我多谢你的美

[00:20:42] 老朽一声有个毛病

[00:20:45] 不求名利

[00:20:48] 你跟皇上说也好不说也好

[00:20:52] 我根本就不感兴趣

[00:20:55] 我也不突袭皇家的赏赐

[00:20:58] 也不希望什么叫立功

[00:21:02] 就因为咱们爷俩有缘

[00:21:04] 我帮你个忙

[00:21:06] 同时呢

[00:21:07] 我赶上这件事儿

[00:21:09] 为老百姓除害

[00:21:12] 别无他情

[00:21:15] 因此不能告诉你名姓

[00:21:19] 这不是莲花管的事儿也结束了吗

[00:21:23] 我也该办我的事儿去了

[00:21:26] 你就把这个废物扛回开封府

[00:21:30] 你刚才说了

[00:21:31] 你说话嘴没把门儿的

[00:21:33] 那你爱怎么说怎么说

[00:21:36] 你说你抓住帝国长达不就得了

[00:21:39] 哎呀

[00:21:40] 那也得分

[00:21:41] 怎么回事儿

[00:21:41] 我说人家得信

[00:21:44] 要这么讲

[00:21:45] 你还是不愿意报通明星

[00:21:48] 哎

[00:21:49] 我叫什么名

[00:21:50] 我都记不清了

[00:21:51] 甭问了

[00:21:53] 我老爷子

[00:21:54] 你现在上哪儿去

[00:21:55] 我要办我的事儿去了

[00:21:57] 你要走了

[00:21:59] 真有点舍不得

[00:22:01] 请问咱爷儿俩什么时候还能见面儿

[00:22:04] 嗯

[00:22:05] 嗯

[00:22:07] 不会太长吧

[00:22:09] 听我道来