《159童林传(300回)》歌词

[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成
[00:00:01] 并太岁张芳
[00:00:04] 司马良
[00:00:05] 夏九龄一看好像没了
[00:00:07] 寻思这
[00:00:07] 这什么绝活儿
[00:00:09] 他这也没说呢
[00:00:11] 大扇大叫的
[00:00:12] 我们都要看看他怎么个练法
[00:00:17] 现在还说呢
[00:00:19] 你们知道我这是什么结婚
[00:00:21] 热闹
[00:00:23] 老师说了
[00:00:24] 这叫一条扁子
[00:00:27] 然后把一只胳膊往前伸
[00:00:31] 一只胳膊往后伸
[00:00:33] 仍然是平衡地价
[00:00:36] 是俩胳膊还扇
[00:00:38] 呼扇呼喊着
[00:00:39] 这个没看着了
[00:00:41] 这叫什么J
[00:00:43] 叫扁担一条
[00:00:47] 张芳一瓶啊
[00:00:48] 这么好喝的口水
[00:00:53] 全喷出来
[00:00:57] 病态最新说
[00:00:58] 看来他的老师是拿他开涮
[00:01:02] 这位是个半吊子250
[00:01:05] 要不然他老师就是骗钱花
[00:01:10] 我练了这么些年
[00:01:12] 能奈
[00:01:12] 我还没听说什么一条扁的
[00:01:14] 扁的一条的
[00:01:16] 这这觉觉一啊
[00:01:18] 啊司马良
[00:01:20] 夏九龄也乐开了
[00:01:23] 掩着肚子疼
[00:01:26] 你们丫丫悄悄了也行
[00:01:29] 陈乐出声来
[00:01:31] 离得又不远
[00:01:34] 这胖子还挺认真的
[00:01:36] 正在这儿白活挺好吧
[00:01:38] 呲呲的一了
[00:01:39] 她把头扭回来了
[00:01:41] 你还是问问你
[00:01:45] 这家伙对什么
[00:01:46] 脸沉下来
[00:01:47] 把桌子一拍a
[00:01:51] 管你们叫什么
[00:01:53] 刚刚把眼泪擦擦
[00:01:56] 看看我们笑什么
[00:01:59] 你还管得着吗
[00:02:02] 他有可笑的事
[00:02:03] 我们就笑呗
[00:02:06] 你什么意思
[00:02:07] 你笑我就不行
[00:02:10] 哎
[00:02:10] 我朋友
[00:02:11] 你真是口大蛇场
[00:02:14] 护国寺这么多人
[00:02:16] 可笑的事儿多的很
[00:02:18] 我们笑你干什么
[00:02:21] 你还值当一笑骂
[00:02:24] 你不就是扁子一条一条扁的吗
[00:02:28] 哎哟我了
[00:02:30] 这胖子可受不了啊
[00:02:34] 你们是哪儿来的
[00:02:37] 竟敢讥笑老子
[00:02:39] 你们还厉害
[00:02:43] 其实这胖子还惹不起呢
[00:02:46] 不
[00:02:46] 我是一代的梗
[00:02:50] 也是本地的人送
[00:02:54] 绰号叫净街
[00:02:55] 太岁姓李
[00:02:57] 叫李*
[00:03:00] 你看
[00:03:00] 你看这一带啊
[00:03:02] 大流氓
[00:03:03] 小流氓蛋子流氓
[00:03:05] 300多号都听他的
[00:03:09] 在这喝水不花钱
[00:03:12] 掌柜的惹不起他
[00:03:15] 他要一瞪眼
[00:03:16] 手下那些打手就把茶台给砸了
[00:03:21] 你说你惹得起吗
[00:03:23] 嗯
[00:03:24] 这个流氓
[00:03:26] 据说这词儿是派来与
[00:03:29] 进口货
[00:03:30] 嗯
[00:03:31] 中国也没这词儿
[00:03:33] 中国叫泼皮
[00:03:36] 叫混叫脾子
[00:03:40] 就是不务正业的人
[00:03:42] 不遵纪守法的人
[00:03:44] 不守道德的人就是地痞流氓
[00:03:49] 后来这个词进来之后
[00:03:51] 把它混在一块儿也没有太大的分别
[00:03:55] 咱就说这事儿
[00:03:57] 古往今来古今中外
[00:04:00] 哪都有流氓
[00:04:03] 你这玩意跟寄生虫似的
[00:04:05] 就是在社会人群之中
[00:04:07] 姑姑洋洋的
[00:04:09] 老有他们
[00:04:12] 特别是城市越大啊
[00:04:15] 这号人越多
[00:04:17] 像我们通常见这个街上的啦
[00:04:21] 没正经职业的了
[00:04:22] 不正经上班的了
[00:04:25] 没事儿了把打仗斗殴啦
[00:04:28] 觉得自己不含糊了
[00:04:30] 见着少妇长女说点便宜话
[00:04:33] 哎呀
[00:04:35] 正人君子侧目
[00:04:38] 国法和道德不允许什么区别
[00:04:42] 他们干什么
[00:04:44] 哎
[00:04:44] 就这种玩意儿还分布的平均云
[00:04:49] 这伙人就是干这个的
[00:04:53] 这个季节
[00:04:54] 太岁李*从来没受过别人耻笑
[00:04:58] 今年都挂不住了
[00:05:02] 赶紧转身过来直奔张桑
[00:05:06] 兔仔子
[00:05:07] 我就问你一句话
[00:05:09] 你笑谁呢啊
[00:05:12] 我想你了
[00:05:13] 我笑你
[00:05:14] 你还敢把我怎么地怎么地
[00:05:21] 他把蒲扇大手伸起来一下皮面
[00:05:27] 把张帆医生给耗住了
[00:05:30] 张芳
[00:05:31] 装熊啊
[00:05:33] 我哥们哥们儿
[00:05:34] 这何必呢
[00:05:36] 由李阳里动手在动手
[00:05:41] 动手教你
[00:05:42] 只知道捏得厉害
[00:05:45] 来来来
[00:05:45] 你出来
[00:05:48] 张方嚎没反抗
[00:05:50] 装熊干得像拎小鸡儿一样的ta 拎着接上来
[00:05:57] 司马良、夏九龄乐呵呵跟着掌柜
[00:06:01] 你还要打架
[00:06:02] 我的妈给胡玩儿
[00:06:03] 赶紧收起来
[00:06:05] 尽往后撤
[00:06:07] 护国寺那么多人呢
[00:06:10] 你看
[00:06:11] 这样打架华的人就没成
[00:06:15] 这里刚一瞅人围上了
[00:06:17] 他更来劲儿了
[00:06:20] 大石燕菲
[00:06:23] 要不耍弄耍弄
[00:06:25] 利用这机会咋整自己的威风啊
[00:06:29] 创出自己的牌子
[00:06:33] 好想我叫你效果
[00:06:36] 今年老子让你知道知道我拳头的厉害a
[00:06:44] 照张方耳根台子上一拳
[00:06:48] 他认为
[00:06:49] 就这位长得其貌不扬的
[00:06:51] 还揍他能得劲儿吗
[00:06:53] 不错了
[00:06:55] 张芳的能耐可不小
[00:06:58] 尤其打他这种号的
[00:07:00] 那能耐就更大了
[00:07:03] 张芳装熊
[00:07:05] 先把他稳住了
[00:07:06] 这个是e 龙拳的功夫
[00:07:09] 就见张方使了个狮子摆头
[00:07:12] 万兽惊脑瓜一晃
[00:07:15] 肩膀走来
[00:07:18] 在李*手里挣脱了拳
[00:07:21] 也打空了
[00:07:23] 紧跟着账房使了个兔子灯
[00:07:29] 赵李*那里头脏了一脚
[00:07:35] 李*哥
[00:07:36] 大哥脚踹别净不合适
[00:07:39] 穿着正合适
[00:07:42] 这一脚给蹬着
[00:07:43] 就听李*嗷的一声蹦起多高了
[00:07:47] 哎呀
[00:07:47] 骷髅头
[00:07:50] 两面再补
[00:07:53] 跟午餐
[00:07:54] 楼上扔下大行李差不多少
[00:07:59] 老板要啊
[00:08:00] 往左右一闪
[00:08:02] 认识李*的人无疑
[00:08:05] 嗨嗨嗨
[00:08:08] 臭流氓
[00:08:09] 跑开点打
[00:08:13] 啊
[00:08:15] 今儿个遇上厉害的
[00:08:17] 他这么一说
[00:08:18] 呀啊
[00:08:18] 张芳
[00:08:19] 来自往前一搓
[00:08:22] 那小饺子呀
[00:08:23] 一台
[00:08:24] 把这胖子踩到脚底下
[00:08:27] 把左右胳膊论管子一顿把江山
[00:08:32] 今儿个不定谁打谁呢
[00:08:35] 你缠着我的小手
[00:08:43] 可把这里
[00:08:44] 刚刚旁边有几个哥们儿
[00:08:49] 你瞅不好
[00:08:51] 到茶馆儿里头把铁通条凳子也掰了
[00:08:56] 找应手的家伙
[00:08:58] 没有应手的家伙
[00:09:00] 捡了两块砖
[00:09:03] 这出来直奔张芳来了
[00:09:05] 司马良、夏九龄一看
[00:09:07] 张芳要吃亏
[00:09:09] 哥俩过来这样
[00:09:11] 你干什么把手里呀放假
[00:09:14] 哎
[00:09:15] 你们是一伙儿的对
[00:09:18] 打人的祖宗都来了
[00:09:22] 不发一些东西可休怪你家少侠
[00:09:25] 可翻脸呀
[00:09:28] 你哪路D 少侠揍他揍他
[00:09:33] 网上一为司马良
[00:09:36] 夏九龄走走精神
[00:09:38] 把这些人打得屁股尿流啊
[00:09:43] 揍他们能费劲
[00:09:46] 十几个人眨眼之间打的是读青莲肿
[00:09:53] 此刻
[00:09:53] 那胖子也咕噜出去
[00:09:57] 也眼睛睁不开了
[00:09:59] 鼻子也翻番了
[00:10:01] 嘴唇也撕裂了
[00:10:03] 用手指着
[00:10:04] 好好
[00:10:07] 你们敢打
[00:10:10] 敢打我
[00:10:12] 你们别走
[00:10:13] 我回去找我老师去
[00:10:15] 教我老师
[00:10:17] 给我们出气
[00:10:20] 当然了
[00:10:21] 这个臭流氓
[00:10:24] 所谓的进阶太岁
[00:10:26] 李*没什么了不起
[00:10:30] 他这些师兄弟儿也都是乌合之众
[00:10:35] 但他师傅可不是一般的人
[00:10:39] 是北京城有名的武术大师
[00:10:44] 姓焦
[00:10:45] 我叫焦雨、焦秋华
[00:10:49] 下雨
[00:10:51] 焦雨焦秋华呀
[00:10:54] 江湖人称竖臂摘星
[00:10:59] 医生哥
[00:11:00] 把星星都能摘下来
[00:11:03] 就说明人家的功夫极好啊
[00:11:08] 萧雨
[00:11:10] 也是有名的侠士
[00:11:14] 住在北京
[00:11:18] 那么大侠是怎么叫流氓
[00:11:21] 收这徒弟干嘛
[00:11:23] 有原因
[00:11:25] 这个人呢
[00:11:26] 他有名儿
[00:11:27] 一有名呢
[00:11:28] 登门拜师求艺的
[00:11:30] 有电脑推不开门
[00:11:34] 你看那个境界呢
[00:11:35] 还是李*吧
[00:11:38] 还认得几个很不错的人
[00:11:41] 裘德教得下进钱了
[00:11:44] 交与没办法
[00:11:45] 情面难却
[00:11:48] 答应
[00:11:49] 结果让这里刚这伙人来了之后一看见魔样
[00:11:55] 有点闹心
[00:11:58] 张恩君子什么样
[00:12:00] 歪毛淘气什么样
[00:12:04] 这玩意气
[00:12:05] 纸上、服装上、动作上
[00:12:09] 截然不同
[00:12:12] 你看这伙人
[00:12:13] 歪戴帽子斜瞪眼儿
[00:12:15] 就不像那个证人
[00:12:18] 白日
[00:12:18] 我拜师求艺
[00:12:21] 焦子牙一琢磨
[00:12:23] 要教给他真功夫
[00:12:25] 他肯定得出去惹祸
[00:12:28] 所以呢
[00:12:29] 拿了几招搪塞
[00:12:32] 什么一条扁子呢
[00:12:34] 扁子一条啊
[00:12:37] 是现编的
[00:12:39] 没事儿
[00:12:39] 你就练吧
[00:12:41] 两个胳膊平衡
[00:12:43] 呃
[00:12:43] 能够发工
[00:12:44] 能够练气
[00:12:48] 所有的功夫
[00:12:49] 这就是基础
[00:12:51] 你不把这个基础练好了不行
[00:12:54] 他问呢
[00:12:55] 老师
[00:12:56] 这得练多少日子
[00:12:57] 呃
[00:12:58] 看你的进步情况
[00:13:00] 起码得三个月
[00:13:02] 李*啊就信以为真了
[00:13:06] 有人凑着来问老师
[00:13:08] 是吧
[00:13:09] 今晚我练了这么些日子了
[00:13:12] 我觉得没什么进步
[00:13:14] 你练了我看看
[00:13:16] 先练一条扁担
[00:13:18] 后练扁的一条
[00:13:21] 叫他瞎说
[00:13:22] 嗯
[00:13:22] 有进步有进步
[00:13:24] 你就照这样练
[00:13:25] 你自己是觉察不出来
[00:13:28] 我看着你良币有点孤立了
[00:13:31] 是吗
[00:13:32] 哎呀
[00:13:32] 多谢师父
[00:13:33] 多谢师父
[00:13:35] 这小孩没心眼子
[00:13:38] 所以今儿跑到护国寺当着他师兄弟儿
[00:13:42] 他跑那儿吹牛去
[00:13:45] 结果遇上张桑挨顿臭揍
[00:13:50] 他们回来得找老师
[00:13:53] 这一件的大侠教与教秋娃半怒是非
[00:14:02] 小紫霞一看
[00:14:03] 也吓了一跳
[00:14:04] 一瞅怎么走这么狼狈
[00:14:07] 一个个脸都打胖起来
[00:14:11] 有的膀子掉
[00:14:13] 还有的一缺
[00:14:14] 一脸鼻青脸肿
[00:14:17] 谁把你们打得
[00:14:18] 哎呀
[00:14:19] 今天来护国寺遇到仨小子
[00:14:23] 一个小哥儿俩
[00:14:25] 大个儿都年轻的呢
[00:14:27] 小哥哥长得贼
[00:14:29] 孙内俩年轻的
[00:14:30] 长得贼漂亮
[00:14:33] 他们可厉害了
[00:14:35] 我正练呢
[00:14:36] 教着我的绝活儿
[00:14:38] 他们得马马虎虎了
[00:14:40] 我们一直奔
[00:14:42] 他们就变了脸了
[00:14:43] 当时伸手都把我们给走了
[00:14:46] 好邪乎地
[00:14:49] 嗯
[00:14:52] 打听
[00:14:53] 没打听他们是哪儿的
[00:14:55] 呃
[00:14:56] 当时没敢打听
[00:14:57] 后来派人了解一些情况
[00:15:00] 才知道他们是住的富贵相
[00:15:05] 安定门旅
[00:15:07] 呃
[00:15:07] 后街同人
[00:15:10] 据说他们的老师就是震八方紫面
[00:15:14] 昆仑侠童林
[00:15:20] 同林
[00:15:23] 哦
[00:15:23] 童林的徒弟
[00:15:28] 焦大侠
[00:15:29] 金属
[00:15:30] 我曾三次登门拜望丛林
[00:15:37] 都说同林没在家
[00:15:40] 结果空去白回
[00:15:44] 要这么说
[00:15:45] 童年回来了
[00:15:47] 啊
[00:15:48] 对了
[00:15:49] 前些日子听说失误都官司了结了
[00:15:54] 已经回了家了
[00:15:56] 我还得再次登门
[00:15:59] 嗯
[00:16:01] 再说丛林
[00:16:02] 你也不对
[00:16:04] 你有能耐不假
[00:16:07] 你怎么不好好教育教育你这些徒弟
[00:16:11] 跑到护国寺这儿来
[00:16:13] 把我徒弟打成这样
[00:16:15] 这玩意儿我当众出丑啊
[00:16:18] 这可不行
[00:16:20] 我得找图您说道说道
[00:16:23] 但又一下
[00:16:26] 这几个徒弟改造
[00:16:29] 无事生非
[00:16:31] 甭问
[00:16:32] 你没做好事儿
[00:16:35] 要做了好事
[00:16:36] 人家不能碰
[00:16:38] 嗨
[00:16:40] 但是当着徒弟的面不能这么说
[00:16:47] 呃
[00:16:48] 让账房给开五两银子
[00:16:51] 找个郎中看看去
[00:16:54] 好好学习这事儿我知道了
[00:16:57] 直播无论如何您得给我们出气
[00:17:00] 哎
[00:17:00] 出不出气我心里有数
[00:17:01] 下去吧
[00:17:02] 哎哎哎
[00:17:05] 李*等人下去了
[00:17:09] 交子匣头一天没动地方
[00:17:13] 第二天吃罢了早饭
[00:17:16] 嗯
[00:17:17] 把长条包裹准备好
[00:17:21] 里边有一口锯齿飞镰刀
[00:17:27] 这把刀伴陪他闯荡江湖几十年啦
[00:17:33] 虽然不是保人
[00:17:36] 但是也是好港口
[00:17:39] 准备跟同龄比五
[00:17:42] 另外
[00:17:43] 里边是短几小打扮
[00:17:45] 栽好了户外
[00:17:47] Y 头穿上大褂
[00:17:50] 拎着包
[00:17:52] 拿着啥
[00:17:54] 就当串门儿一样
[00:17:56] 你给自己的家门赶奔
[00:17:59] 安定门富贵下
[00:18:02] 仿同林
[00:18:06] 那么划分两头儿
[00:18:09] 再说丛林
[00:18:12] 是同龄呢
[00:18:14] 让徒弟们放了假了
[00:18:18] 小哥们儿都上街去溜达去了
[00:18:21] 铜陵回的上访
[00:18:24] 陪着父亲母亲谈了一会儿话
[00:18:28] 一看跌
[00:18:29] 有点疲倦了
[00:18:30] 铜陵告辞出来
[00:18:33] 你想上哪去
[00:18:36] 哎
[00:18:37] 我闲着也是闲着
[00:18:40] 不如我到大清真寺
[00:18:43] 看看铁木军回来没回来
[00:18:48] 下首指一算计
[00:18:51] 铁三也可能回来
[00:18:53] 就这样
[00:18:54] 同林到了街上
[00:18:56] 到清真铺面买了上好的点心
[00:19:02] 拎着赶奔牛街大清真寺
[00:19:06] 您说有多巧
[00:19:09] 刚走到大清真寺门口儿
[00:19:11] 正赶上铁三爷从里边儿出来
[00:19:16] 俩人一照面儿铁三爷了就迎上来了
[00:19:21] 哎呀
[00:19:23] 又见了面啦
[00:19:26] 怎么样
[00:19:26] 听说你官司完了完了
[00:19:29] 哎呀
[00:19:29] 可喜可贺
[00:19:32] 我昨天回来
[00:19:35] 我回来之后吧
[00:19:36] 把我的事儿料理料理
[00:19:38] 见着我师兄丁锐龙
[00:19:41] 嗯
[00:19:42] 又见着王老师把咱们再穿
[00:19:45] 桑林所运用的一切
[00:19:48] 我都如实讲
[00:19:49] 我老师非常高兴啊
[00:19:52] 还跟我说呢
[00:19:54] 过个三五天让我去请您去
[00:19:58] 把您请到大清真寺来好好盘踞盘踞
[00:20:02] 没想到您来了走走到底吧
[00:20:06] 我师傅我师兄弟都在这
[00:20:09] 看来铁三也是热心肠的人
[00:20:13] 丛林在后边走
[00:20:15] 铁三姐大步流星
[00:20:17] 到里边送信儿去
[00:20:20] 时间不大
[00:20:22] 咱这边出力了
[00:20:25] 丛林一瞅这股面子呀
[00:20:29] 没分八彩目
[00:20:31] 若朗星方台口山留短
[00:20:36] 默然骑着门面
[00:20:39] 一看就清真贵教
[00:20:42] 跨口常见的着斗篷
[00:20:46] 这人能有个四十八九五十来岁吧
[00:20:50] 精神透了
[00:20:51] 俩眼倍儿亮
[00:20:54] 铁三也领着
[00:20:57] 给童林介绍同下课
[00:20:59] 这就是我大师兄中盛镖局的总镖师鼓上飞仙丁锐龙
[00:21:12] 同林早听说过
[00:21:15] 赶紧归功扫地丁锐龙
[00:21:19] 那就不用铁三爷介绍了
[00:21:21] 赶紧一李祥欢从前啊
[00:21:25] 欢迎光临
[00:21:27] 太欢迎了
[00:21:30] 我师父在
[00:21:31] 也不等着你不行
[00:21:32] 你不行
[00:21:34] 师兄弟儿一边儿一个丛林在正中
[00:21:38] 进了大清真寺
[00:21:40] 一直往后院走
[00:21:44] 屋里热呀
[00:21:45] 都在这个房檐底下凉快
[00:21:49] 丛林一看
[00:21:50] 台阶上放着一把圈椅
[00:21:53] 他们是茶几
[00:21:56] 摆着Hu wa 一个老者鸭子腿儿凝着
[00:22:01] 正在这椅子上坐着休息
[00:22:05] 旁边还带俩小伙子
[00:22:08] 弘一瞅这老头儿杂哒哒一团精气神
[00:22:14] 红光满面
[00:22:16] 胡须发吧
[00:22:19] 这么大的年纪了
[00:22:21] 牙口倍儿齐
[00:22:23] 星光闪亮
[00:22:25] 剪子股的小便
[00:22:28] 然后被挡着
[00:22:30] 老头儿的手里头还有一根儿铁桥
[00:22:36] 这些条乌黑瓦亮不知它使用多少年了
[00:22:43] 一看就知道是老筛黑资源呢
[00:22:47] 同林把扁形放下
[00:22:50] 聊一部
[00:22:51] 跪走
[00:22:52] 老前辈在上
[00:22:55] 晚辈铜陵叩拜老人家
随机推荐歌词:
- 醉文明 [纪敏佳]
- Noche Cool [Belinda]
- 蓝与黑 [韩宝仪]
- 第0555集_有滋有味的修炼生活 [祁桑]
- 177流氓艳遇记 [万川秋池]
- 承诺 [许嵩]
- Wish To Carry On [Buckcherry]
- Breakdown [浜崎あゆみ]
- 忽然的雨 [陈洁仪]
- 如果时间来到(Live) [林峯]
- Das Omen Im Kreis Des B鰏en [E Nomine]
- When Will I Be Loved [The Everly Brothers]
- Trusting You(Tammy Trent Album Version) [Tammy Trent]
- Am I That Easy To Forget [Jerry Wallace]
- Amber [Labyrinth Ear]
- Dad Told Me [Hello Saferide]
- They Love Each Other(Live at Denver Coliseum, Denver, CO 11/21/73) [Grateful Dead]
- Love For Sale [Jack Teagarden]
- 再见 夏天 [托亚]
- Mean Woman Blues [Elvis Presley]
- Teenage Dirtbag [The Hit Co.]
- Where Or When [Dennis Day]
- Compter sur ses doigts [Bill Baxter]
- 没关系,我爱你 [缪以欣]
- 减肥达人 [桅桅]
- Imagination [Ella Fitzgerald]
- So Alone [Bang Gang]
- 相思之红豆生南国 [女子水晶乐坊]
- 庐江路 [沈蜜]
- Do You Love Me Now Jr? [The Breeders]
- 延安颂 [刘秉义]
- 扬鞭策马 [王家豪]
- 生命如莲花 [冯冬]
- You’re The First, The Last, My Everything [Barry White]
- 英雄 [小芳同学]
- Being Alive [The Academy Allstars]
- Do It Again [Todays Hits 2015]
- La Traicionera [Country Roland Band]
- Danny Boy [Dermot O’Brien]
- Do I Wanna Know [Gold Hits Nation]
- This Old Morning Train [杨峻荣]
- That lucky old sun(Remastered) [Louis Armstrong]