《东坡与小妹{北京琴书泰斗CD2}》歌词

[00:00:27] 在宋朝有个文学家
[00:00:31] 叫苏轼,字子瞻呐
[00:00:35] 号叫苏东坡
[00:00:40] 他祖居在眉山
[00:00:44] 苏东坡有个胞妹
[00:00:48] 名叫苏小妹
[00:00:53] 也是个能写会画
[00:00:57] 是女中的魁元
[00:01:01] 苏东坡他生来是个较长的脸
[00:01:10] 要比起来脸长
[00:01:14] 那他算占了先
[00:01:18] 苏小妹那模样长得
[00:01:22] 倒是挺好看
[00:01:26] 就是有个小啵儿头
[00:01:30] 稍有点不美观
[00:01:35] 苏东坡他喜欢幽默
[00:01:39] 爱说个笑话
[00:01:43] 有一次给他的妹妹写了一副对联
[00:01:50] 等妹妹一出屋
[00:01:53] 他偷偷往秀房里粘
[00:01:58] 上联写:香躯未离闺阁内
[00:02:07] 下联配:额阙已至画堂前
[00:02:17] 就是说
[00:02:18] 人要出门,这个身子还没动
[00:02:25] 那个啵儿头已经到了门外边
[00:02:34] 苏小妹看见对联
[00:02:38] 她气得不得了哇
[00:02:41] 作兄长的怎么能这样儿
[00:02:45] 跟妹妹耍笑玩
[00:02:49] 猛想起 哥哥
[00:02:52] 他是个大长脸
[00:02:56] 对,我也给他写上一副对联
[00:03:03] 想至此,马上提笔,刷刷点点
[00:03:11] 写好了,当时就往那兄长的门框上粘
[00:03:19] 不多时,东坡会友回家转
[00:03:27] 看见了这幅对联
[00:03:30] 连自己都笑了半天
[00:03:35] 上联写:去年一点相思泪
[00:03:44] 下联配:今日方流到口边
[00:03:53] 就是说,
[00:03:55] 去年,你流的一点眼泪
[00:04:02] 流到了嘴犄角啊
[00:04:07] 你整流了一年
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