《Even Steven》歌词

[00:00:00] Even Steven - Nataly Dawn

[00:00:18] If I could get even with Steven

[00:00:23] I'd sacrifice many a day

[00:00:27] To tell all the people who worship his name

[00:00:31] All the tales of his merciless ways

[00:00:35] It's sad not a soul would believe them

[00:00:40] So thick is the web that he's spun

[00:00:44] But I know the truth of his terrible taste

[00:00:48] And just maybe the truth will save one

[00:00:53] Oh Steven you're not a man

[00:00:57] You're not even a boy

[00:01:01] You're just a lying cheating apple eating heathen

[00:01:06] And the truth doth bring me joy oh joy oh joy

[00:01:19] If I could get even with Steven

[00:01:24] I'd have to stoop so very low

[00:01:28] A swift uppercut wouldn't cut it I fear

[00:01:32] So below your tight belt we must go

[00:01:36] Oh I'd give you a reason for leaving

[00:01:41] And tell your incestuous clan

[00:01:45] To quit the charades and for once just behave

[00:01:49] As their heavenly father commands

[00:01:54] Oh Steven you're not a man

[00:01:58] You're not even a boy

[00:02:03] You're just a lying cheating apple eating heathen

[00:02:07] And the truth doth bring me joy oh joy oh joy

[00:02:20] But if I can't get even with Steven

[00:02:25] I pray dear Saint Peter to spare

[00:02:30] Not one filthy detail of your wretched ways

[00:02:34] When you're judged for your many affairs

[00:02:38] 'Cause I cringe when I think that you're thieving

[00:02:43] Some poor selfless heart as I speak

[00:02:47] But the handsomest bastards are all in God's grace

[00:02:51] Till the crazies awake from their sleep

[00:02:55] Oh Steven you're not a man

[00:03:00] You're not even a boy

[00:03:04] You're just a lying cheating apple eating heathen

[00:03:09] And the truth doth bring me joy oh joy oh joy

[00:03:17] Oh joy