《水浒全传162集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 王正瘦了会就得给毛太公办事儿

[00:00:07] 这小子一想啊

[00:00:09] 怎么能折磨死解珍

[00:00:12] 解宝呢

[00:00:15] 后来有主意了

[00:00:17] 在他手下有个人是理想的人选

[00:00:23] 那此人姓包

[00:00:25] 叫包急

[00:00:28] 这包吉氏监狱里头一个阶级就是老总

[00:00:36] 把害人的计策

[00:00:37] 俩人定完了

[00:00:39] 这包机回来监狱了好吗

[00:00:44] 这个瘟神把哥俩调到平死间爬过长解珍

[00:00:52] 解宝打得是死去活来

[00:00:56] 他就采取这么个招儿收拾这俩人儿

[00:01:00] 另外

[00:01:01] 在饭食上也动了手脚了

[00:01:04] 馊饭剩菜

[00:01:07] 爱吃不歹

[00:01:10] 就这玩意儿

[00:01:12] 人吃了之后是上吐下泻呀

[00:01:16] 用这种招儿折磨谢氏弟兄

[00:01:20] 光阴似箭

[00:01:21] 一眨眼

[00:01:22] 三天

[00:01:24] 哥俩动不了地方了

[00:01:27] 生龙活虎的汉子盯上料往那一躺

[00:01:32] 跟死人差不多

[00:01:34] 少歌俩心里的清清楚楚

[00:01:38] 完了

[00:01:40] 我们哥俩的命太苦了

[00:01:45] 看来非得死在监狱不可

[00:01:50] 要这么受折磨

[00:01:52] 还不如就挨一刀来的痛快呢

[00:01:57] 哥俩暗中难过

[00:02:00] 第四天

[00:02:03] 有个老头儿是个小头目

[00:02:06] 来给他们送饭来

[00:02:09] 正好包及这小子

[00:02:12] 去随人情去了

[00:02:14] 今儿没在这

[00:02:16] 解珍解宝才免于折磨

[00:02:20] 这小老头就利用这机会来见他们俩

[00:02:25] 用筷子敲着碗边糖糖

[00:02:28] 糖糖糖糖

[00:02:29] 哎

[00:02:31] 起来吃饭吧啊

[00:02:37] 我们吃不下去

[00:02:39] 哪能不吃呢

[00:02:41] 人是铁饭是钢

[00:02:43] 一顿不吃饿得慌

[00:02:45] 尤其你们哥儿俩这种情况

[00:02:48] 更得吃饭

[00:02:50] 肚子填饱了紧皱

[00:02:53] 嗯

[00:02:53] 别说了

[00:02:55] 我们吃不下去

[00:02:58] 我现在

[00:03:00] 你把眼睛睁开

[00:03:03] 你看看我是谁

[00:03:05] 谢氏弟兄

[00:03:07] 听着这声特殊的好听

[00:03:11] 这人的发音呢

[00:03:13] 都带水印儿的

[00:03:15] 悦耳动听

[00:03:18] 另外呢

[00:03:19] 说话的语气也相当平和和亲切

[00:03:24] 跟旁人不一样

[00:03:26] 歌俩把眼睁开一看

[00:03:31] 铁臂在外

[00:03:32] 边儿站着个人

[00:03:34] 端着碗

[00:03:35] 拿着筷子

[00:03:37] 穿了一身官服

[00:03:40] 瞅瞅脸面

[00:03:42] 这人长得黑瘦黑瘦的细高挑儿是个大个儿

[00:03:46] 一对眼睛挺亮面

[00:03:49] 带钟楼

[00:03:51] 看这样30岁左右不认德

[00:03:57] 新说他妈

[00:03:58] 这不是老毛家使出来的人呢

[00:04:02] 又想花点子折磨我们

[00:04:07] 哥俩就提高了警惕了

[00:04:09] 瞅这人儿发愣

[00:04:12] 这人往左右看看

[00:04:13] 没人把声音压低

[00:04:17] 解珍解宝

[00:04:21] 你们注意是对的

[00:04:23] 分对什么人啊

[00:04:25] 咱是一家人

[00:04:27] 今天是我当班儿

[00:04:30] 我们呢头头不在

[00:04:32] 其他的人也出去了

[00:04:35] 咱们可以唱诉衷肠

[00:04:38] 有什么说什么呢

[00:04:41] 你们想不起我是谁了

[00:04:44] 想不起来了

[00:04:46] 我姓岳

[00:04:48] 我叫月河阴

[00:04:51] 我嗓音好IX

[00:04:53] 有人给我送个绰号

[00:04:55] 叫铁叫子悦和

[00:04:59] 咱们还是自己的亲戚呢

[00:05:03] 你们好好想想

[00:05:06] 约合

[00:05:08] 歌俩勉强就坐起来了哦

[00:05:11] 想起来了

[00:05:14] 有个远方的舅舅

[00:05:17] 姓岳

[00:05:18] 听说就在登州城里

[00:05:21] 莫非就是他

[00:05:24] 你是越大就退啦

[00:05:28] 没错儿

[00:05:30] 前些日子我回家探亲不在

[00:05:35] 昨天晚上才回来的

[00:05:38] 才知道你们哥儿俩摊了官司还要约大舅啊

[00:05:44] 我们源潭的海底我全知道

[00:05:50] 哎

[00:05:51] 可惜你们哥俩盖世的英雄受了小人的暗算

[00:05:57] 哈哈

[00:05:58] 我把笔交给你们吧

[00:06:02] 那知府就不用说了

[00:06:04] 管理你们这案子的孔目叫王政

[00:06:09] 那是毛太公的女婿

[00:06:12] 他们也沾亲

[00:06:15] 还有那个姓包的包及包阶级

[00:06:18] 他们上下勾结

[00:06:20] 串通一气

[00:06:23] 要十天之内把你们哥俩折磨死

[00:06:28] 你没看那个姓包的

[00:06:30] 没事儿就钓起你们

[00:06:32] 没事就打你们

[00:06:35] 就安的是这个心呐

[00:06:38] 孩子

[00:06:40] 你们两个太危险啦

[00:06:43] 哥俩一听哭

[00:06:45] 单就既然你之情

[00:06:50] 那你应当想办法欺负我们哥俩

[00:06:52] 哎

[00:06:53] 我有啥招儿

[00:06:55] 我想想一个小头目管着四个人

[00:06:59] 我怎么能救得了你们哥儿俩

[00:07:03] 大姐

[00:07:03] 你可咋办

[00:07:06] 我想问问你们

[00:07:07] 哥儿俩除我之外你们在登州还认识谁

[00:07:14] 要认识的话

[00:07:15] 我给跑跑腿送送信儿

[00:07:17] 让他们给想个办法

[00:07:24] 没有

[00:07:26] 没有啊

[00:07:28] 看来我们俩是准死无疑了

[00:07:31] 别难过

[00:07:32] 好好想想

[00:07:34] 哪怕沾不点儿亲

[00:07:37] 哪怕八竿子打不着的呢

[00:07:40] 或许

[00:07:42] 能帮到你的忙

[00:07:45] 我想想

[00:07:48] 哎呀

[00:07:49] 谁

[00:07:51] 哎

[00:07:53] 谢

[00:07:54] 真想起一个人来

[00:07:56] 那就啊

[00:07:58] 东门外十里牌

[00:08:02] 我那有个远方的姐姐

[00:08:04] 什么姐姐我也说不清

[00:08:08] 我娘没死的时候儿跟我说过

[00:08:11] 姓顾啊

[00:08:13] 叫顾大嫂

[00:08:15] 还有个绰号儿叫母大虫

[00:08:19] 听说满身D 5 E 在十里牌

[00:08:23] 好像开个饭馆

[00:08:26] 可是我们平时从来不走动

[00:08:31] 人家能帮我们的忙吗

[00:08:34] 行行行行行

[00:08:36] 你们哥俩提着母大虫顾大嫂

[00:08:39] 我早有耳闻呢

[00:08:42] 那是巾帼的英雄模中的丈夫

[00:08:46] 收了20 多个徒弟

[00:08:48] 哎

[00:08:48] 对对对

[00:08:49] 是这么回事儿

[00:08:52] 他还有个好丈夫也是满身的武艺

[00:08:56] 人送绰号

[00:08:57] 小尉迟叫孙兴

[00:09:01] 呃

[00:09:01] 对对对妹妹

[00:09:03] 姐夫是姓孙

[00:09:04] 好呀好呀

[00:09:06] 我就去给送送信

[00:09:09] 万一人家愿意拔刀相助呢

[00:09:12] 嗯

[00:09:13] 到了现在

[00:09:15] 死马就得当活

[00:09:17] 马治大舅您就辛苦啦

[00:09:22] 无论如何

[00:09:23] 替我们哥俩把信捎到

[00:09:26] 一旦我们哥俩获救

[00:09:28] 我们绝不忘大恩

[00:09:30] 哎

[00:09:31] 都自己人怎么说这话

[00:09:34] 啊

[00:09:35] 我现在给你们准备点儿吃的

[00:09:38] 我再给你们整点儿刀伤药

[00:09:41] 千万保重身体

[00:09:43] 要往宽处想

[00:09:45] 我在外边儿尽量给你们想办法

[00:09:50] 今天晚上我就到十里牌去找顾大嫂

[00:09:55] 明天你们哥儿俩瓶个回信儿

[00:09:58] 哎哎

[00:09:59] 这哥俩勉勉强强移动着身子在里边儿给岳和磕了个头

[00:10:08] 月和这个人还真好

[00:10:11] 到了外边儿买了30 张肉饼

[00:10:17] 又切了点儿好牛肉呢

[00:10:20] 葫芦打了五斤酒

[00:10:23] 偷偷给送进来的

[00:10:25] 藏起来吧

[00:10:28] 留着吃

[00:10:29] 千万要保重身体

[00:10:32] 多谢大静

[00:10:34] 而且他们哥俩部署

[00:10:37] 铁叫的越和展奔时理赔

[00:10:43] 原来这月河呀

[00:10:44] 是毛周任

[00:10:47] 经朋友介绍

[00:10:48] 到了登州府监狱谋了这么个小差事

[00:10:54] 就因为他嗓音非常非常好

[00:10:59] 唱起来非常悦耳动听

[00:11:02] 一般的人都爱听他唱

[00:11:05] 就拿这个监狱来说吧

[00:11:06] 上上下下的人

[00:11:08] 没事儿请他唱一段儿

[00:11:11] 肥吃肥喝人缘相当好

[00:11:16] 另外撇教的月河

[00:11:19] 本身是心地善良

[00:11:22] 看不惯官府这一套

[00:11:25] 这才拔刀相助

[00:11:27] 就不像有些人

[00:11:30] 自扫门前雪

[00:11:31] 不管他人瓦上霜

[00:11:35] 单说乐河出了东门十里地

[00:11:39] 一哈腰就到朝母大虫顾大嫂

[00:11:46] 等到饭馆一看呢

[00:11:48] 过得走正在狼跪着坐

[00:11:51] 这伙计也不向他禀报声

[00:11:56] 这位顾得早

[00:11:57] 身高一丈左右

[00:12:00] 五大三粗

[00:12:02] 好像个眉毛的大母熊

[00:12:07] 这张大脸蛋子好像铜锣呀

[00:12:10] 眼角往下耷拉着

[00:12:12] 嘴角也往下耷拉着满脸的横肉

[00:12:17] 满头青丝发拢了个美

[00:12:21] 针灸捐出多高去

[00:12:24] 浑身上下穿红挂绿

[00:12:28] 汉奸杀一袖面高挽

[00:12:31] 戴着金银首饰

[00:12:33] 脸上多少还擦了一层关粉

[00:12:38] 救救这位在十里牌一呆着太公在此诸神退位

[00:12:45] 谁也不敢惹

[00:12:48] 可有一样

[00:12:49] 顾大嫂

[00:12:50] 这人人品还相当好

[00:12:54] 见义勇为拔刀相助

[00:12:57] 从来不欺负人

[00:12:59] 再也不允许别人欺负她

[00:13:05] 月河呢

[00:13:06] 找的这一看这外表就知道是母大虫

[00:13:12] 赶紧过来一抱拳

[00:13:14] 哎

[00:13:14] 辛苦辛苦

[00:13:17] 郭大嫂一摆手

[00:13:18] 把伙计打发走了

[00:13:20] 看了看他

[00:13:22] 您是我是监狱的一个小老头儿

[00:13:30] 在下姓乐

[00:13:32] 我就乐he he

[00:13:34] 哦

[00:13:35] 约合

[00:13:37] 你找我有事儿

[00:13:39] 请问医生

[00:13:40] 您是这儿的女掌柜

[00:13:42] 顾大嫂马啊

[00:13:44] 是我来到里边坐下

[00:13:46] 说话试试

[00:13:47] 正要逃饶

[00:13:50] 分宾主落座

[00:13:52] 郭大嫂打量打量他

[00:13:55] 嗯

[00:13:55] 有什么事儿你就说吧

[00:13:57] 嘿嘿

[00:13:59] 你有没有两个兄弟是打猎的猎户

[00:14:04] 一个叫两头蛇解珍

[00:14:07] 一个叫双尾蟹蟹堡

[00:14:11] 啊

[00:14:12] 啊啊

[00:14:14] 是啊

[00:14:16] 我们多少沾点昕他们哥儿俩怎么了

[00:14:20] 哎呀

[00:14:21] 大嫂啊

[00:14:24] 你这两个兄弟遭人陷害被投入死牢是怎么怎么

[00:14:30] 怎么回事儿

[00:14:33] 现在两个人可受了罪了

[00:14:37] 有道是人到难处拉一把吧

[00:14:41] 我实在看不过跟他俩谈心

[00:14:45] 知识他们提的明朗

[00:14:48] 大嫂啊

[00:14:49] 无论如何您不能袖手旁观呢

[00:14:54] 有道是救人一命胜造七级浮屠

[00:14:58] 大嫂你行个方便吧

[00:15:01] 他们没有别的亲戚

[00:15:03] 只有指望着您了

[00:15:06] 您要能想办法救他们

[00:15:08] 不死您可是大慈大悲的观音菩萨这里

[00:15:17] 我有此事

[00:15:19] 千真万确好啊

[00:15:24] 嘿

[00:15:25] 我不怕你不爱听官府内行人

[00:15:31] 没他妈几块好饼

[00:15:35] 上至皇帝

[00:15:36] 老子下至这些当官为吏的

[00:15:40] 他们是缺德带冒烟儿吃骨头吐不吐渣和人血不带漱口的

[00:15:52] 害来害去又害得我两个兄弟的头上

[00:15:56] 这是老娘

[00:15:58] 我是管定

[00:16:01] 月和一瓶这位该放粗了

[00:16:04] 你是谁老娘啊

[00:16:06] 但是喜欢这种开朗的性格好

[00:16:10] 我代表他们哥俩

[00:16:12] 先谢谢您了

[00:16:13] 哎呀

[00:16:14] 咱们彼此彼此

[00:16:17] 不过事关重大

[00:16:19] 我得跟我老头子商量商量

[00:16:22] 你稍后片刻啊

[00:16:24] 问下三大来了

[00:16:27] 去把你们掌柜的请来a

[00:16:31] 好累

[00:16:33] 请母大虫的丈夫去了

[00:16:38] 她丈夫干什么去了

[00:16:39] 在后院谈买卖

[00:16:41] 时间不大

[00:16:43] 来到前边儿的

[00:16:46] 铁叫子越和越丑

[00:16:48] 这大哥上主天下主地

[00:16:52] 这两口子怎么凑到一块儿也是个大块头面赛

[00:16:57] 铜锣脸蛋子往下沉沉

[00:17:00] 刷子没大火

[00:17:02] 眼面皮是黑中透

[00:17:06] 亮亮中透明

[00:17:09] 一走道踩的那个B 忽闪忽闪

[00:17:13] 好像一架大山

[00:17:16] 手里拖着一对钢胆

[00:17:20] 来

[00:17:20] 在母大虫顾大嫂面前

[00:17:24] 来人是谁

[00:17:25] 小尉迟孙新

[00:17:30] 明天他的绰号

[00:17:33] 就好像隋唐年间

[00:17:36] 皂袍大将尉迟恭差不多少

[00:17:43] 这个人满身的功夫

[00:17:46] 但是有点怕老婆

[00:17:48] 他们家他老婆说了算

[00:17:52] 咱来的进钱就问家里头有事儿吗

[00:17:55] 你坐下你坐下

[00:17:56] 没事儿我找你吧

[00:17:59] 孙新作一看

[00:18:01] 还有个生人儿在那儿坐着试吃官面饭的

[00:18:06] 一建官府的人

[00:18:08] 他这气儿就不打一处来

[00:18:11] 家里的究竟什么事儿

[00:18:14] 我先给你介绍个人

[00:18:16] 这是咱新郑的朋友

[00:18:18] 就在监狱里头当个小老土

[00:18:22] 铁叫子悦和呀

[00:18:25] 嗯

[00:18:26] 咱这么办吧

[00:18:28] 摊个大叔就叫月的胳膊a 好好

[00:18:33] 什么事儿

[00:18:35] 解珍解宝

[00:18:37] 你知道是谁不

[00:18:40] 写这些保护

[00:18:44] 好像听说过

[00:18:45] 哎哟

[00:18:46] 你个混蛋呢

[00:18:47] 咱的兄弟

[00:18:48] 你都亡了

[00:18:50] 两头蛇解珍双尾蝎解宝啊

[00:18:54] 咱们登州府有名的猎户a 相起来相起来可得

[00:18:59] 怎么今天提起他们来了是这么回事儿

[00:19:04] 孙兴听完了眼眉就立起来了

[00:19:09] 额

[00:19:12] 那么你的意思

[00:19:15] 我的意思很清楚

[00:19:17] 咱绝不能见死不救

[00:19:21] 乐哥给送信儿来了

[00:19:23] 咱能不管吗

[00:19:24] 嗯

[00:19:27] 呢夫人

[00:19:28] 你说怎么个关法

[00:19:30] 我没注意我才跟你商议呢

[00:19:33] 哎哟

[00:19:35] 好吧

[00:19:37] 事关重大

[00:19:39] 非同儿戏

[00:19:41] 咱们要从长计议拉倒吧

[00:19:44] 还是短点儿记忆吧

[00:19:46] 几天的功夫

[00:19:48] 这哥俩就活不聊了

[00:19:49] 等你拿出主意

[00:19:51] 那人早归队了

[00:19:54] 那你说该怎么办

[00:19:55] 怎么办

[00:19:57] 刚才我坐着就想好了

[00:19:59] 一不做二不休

[00:20:01] 搬不倒葫芦

[00:20:02] 洒不了油

[00:20:04] 就得豁出一头去把买卖关长带着你的徒弟

[00:20:09] 我的徒弟今夜晚间各拿利润杂间翻阅

[00:20:16] 把它搁俩就出来

[00:20:18] 嗯

[00:20:20] 夫人啊

[00:20:22] 那又谈何容易啊

[00:20:26] 登州府第监狱

[00:20:28] 你去过没有

[00:20:29] 那大墙都两丈来高外墙内墙两道大墙

[00:20:37] 里边有100多人手法

[00:20:40] 本地还有住房的军队

[00:20:44] 就咱这几个人去砸监反狱他妈笑话儿不但救不出他们哥俩来把咱们还得搭上

[00:20:54] 这一说你是胆儿小了

[00:20:56] 绝非如此

[00:20:57] 我的意思要想个万全之策

[00:21:02] 那你快说呀

[00:21:03] 什么叫万全之策

[00:21:04] 哎呀

[00:21:05] 事情来得突然

[00:21:07] 我这脑子里头转

[00:21:08] 不过个儿来

[00:21:10] 你得给我点时间我好好想想

[00:21:13] 铁叫子悦和赶紧过来二位啊

[00:21:17] 我把话也说清楚了

[00:21:19] 的确是这么回事儿

[00:21:22] 这事情得好好想想啊

[00:21:24] 我先回去听信儿度子

[00:21:27] 你们拿出好主意来派人到监狱找我

[00:21:30] 这几天我保护解珍解宝

[00:21:34] 绝不离开

[00:21:36] 铁叫子悦和婚检遇冷

[00:21:40] 他怎么保护解珍

[00:21:43] 解宝不必细说

[00:21:45] 翻回头说过的早

[00:21:49] 逼着他当家的出主意

[00:21:53] 小浴池

[00:21:54] 几点脑袋都绿了都

[00:21:56] 夫人夫人

[00:21:58] 你得给我个时间呢

[00:22:00] 我得好好想想想吧

[00:22:05] 今天晚上拿不出主意

[00:22:07] 不让你在家里过夜

[00:22:09] 你在外头给我蹲着好好

[00:22:14] 哎

[00:22:14] 姐

[00:22:16] 哎

[00:22:18] 夫人哪

[00:22:20] 我看这样光靠咱们夫妻和店里这几个伙计不行

[00:22:28] 得请外援呢

[00:22:30] 你打算请谁你亡了

[00:22:34] 我有两个好朋友出林龙

[00:22:39] 邹渊独角龙邹润就在登云山落魂寨

[00:22:47] 身为债主

[00:22:49] 非得请他们熟知给帮忙

[00:22:52] 哎

[00:22:52] 对了

[00:22:54] 我怎么把这茬忘了

[00:22:55] 事不宜迟

[00:22:56] 你骑快马亲自去请

[00:22:59] 现在我就去

[00:23:02] 无论如何就他们哥儿俩不服