《On Again! On Again!》歌词

[00:00:00] On Again! On Again! - Jake Thackray

[00:00:18] I love a good bum on a woman

[00:00:19] It makes my day

[00:00:21] To me it is palpable proof of God's

[00:00:22] Existence a posteriori

[00:00:25] Also I love breasts and arms and ankles

[00:00:27] Elbows knees

[00:00:28] It's the tongue the tongue the tongue

[00:00:30] On a woman that spoils the job for me

[00:00:32] Please understand I respect and

[00:00:33] Admire the frailer sex

[00:00:36] And I honour them every bit as much

[00:00:37] As the next misogynist

[00:00:39] But give some women the ghost of

[00:00:41] A chance to talk and there upon

[00:00:43] They go on again on again on again

[00:00:44] On again on again on again on

[00:00:56] I fell in love with a woman with

[00:00:58] Wonderful thighs and hips

[00:01:00] And a sensational belly I just never

[00:01:02] Noticed her lips were always moving

[00:01:04] Only when we got to the altar and

[00:01:06] She had to say I Do

[00:01:07] And she folded her arms and gathered

[00:01:09] Herself and took in a breath and I knew

[00:01:11] She could have gone on again on again

[00:01:12] On again till the entire

[00:01:14] Congregation passed out and the vicar

[00:01:16] Passed on and the choirboys

[00:01:18] Passed through puberty

[00:01:18] At the reception I gloomily noted

[00:01:20] Her family's jubilant mood

[00:01:22] Their maniacal laughter and their

[00:01:24] Ghastly gratitude

[00:01:35] She talks to me when I go for a shave

[00:01:37] Or a sleep or a swim

[00:01:39] She talks to me on a Sunday when

[00:01:40] I go singing hymns and drinking heavily

[00:01:43] When I go mending my chimney pot

[00:01:44] She's down there in the street

[00:01:46] And at ninetyfive on my motorbike

[00:01:48] She's on the pillion seat

[00:01:50] Wittering on again on again

[00:01:51] On and again and again

[00:01:53] When I'm eating or drinking or reading

[00:01:55] Or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary

[00:01:57] She will never stop talking to me

[00:01:59] She is one of those women who

[00:02:00] Will never use three or four words

[00:02:02] When a couple of thousand will easily do

[00:02:14] She also talks without stopping

[00:02:15] To me in our bed of a night

[00:02:18] Throughout the sweetest of our

[00:02:19] Intimate delights she never gives over

[00:02:21] Not even stopping while we go hammer

[00:02:23] And tongs towards the peak

[00:02:25] Except maybe for a sigh and a groan

[00:02:27] And one perfunctory shriek

[00:02:28] Then she goes on again on again

[00:02:30] On again on and I must

[00:02:32] Assume that she has never noticed

[00:02:33] That she's just been interrupted

[00:02:36] Totally unruffled she is and

[00:02:38] As far as I can see

[00:02:39] I might just as well have been posting a letter

[00:02:41] Or stirring up the tea

[00:02:53] She will not take a hint not once

[00:02:54] She's made a start

[00:02:56] I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint

[00:02:58] Or fart she'll not drop a syllable

[00:03:00] I could stand in front of her grimly

[00:03:02] Sharpening up an axe

[00:03:03] I could sprinkle her with paraffin

[00:03:05] And ask her for a match

[00:03:07] She'd just go on again on again

[00:03:08] On again even more

[00:03:10] The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her

[00:03:12] She can bore the balls off a buffalo

[00:03:14] Mother of God I cried one day

[00:03:16] Oh let your kingdom come

[00:03:17] And in the meantime Mother

[00:03:19] Could you strike this bugger dumb

[00:03:33] Well believe it or not she appeared

[00:03:34] To me then and there

[00:03:36] The Blessed Virgin herself in answer

[00:03:38] To my prayer despite the vulgarity

[00:03:40] Shimmering softly dressed in blue

[00:03:42] And holding up a hand

[00:03:44] I cocked a pious ear as the

[00:03:46] Mother of God began

[00:03:47] But she went on again on again

[00:03:48] On again on and I

[00:03:50] Will have to state how very much

[00:03:52] I sympathise with the rest of the family

[00:03:54] Give some women the ghost of

[00:03:56] A chance to talk and there upon

[00:03:58] They go on again on again on again on again

[00:04:01] And again and again and again and again

[00:04:04] They will go on again on again on again on again

[00:04:06] On again on again on