《Idiot Gear(Remix|Bonus Track|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Idiot Gear [Bonus Track

[00:00:00] And then 4 months down the road the idiot gear kicks in

[00:00:03] And I ask about the ex boyfriend which

[00:00:05] As we all know is a really dumb move but

[00:00:07] You know is want know it is

[00:00:09] Have to know right

[00:00:10] You know stupid guy bullshit

[00:00:13] Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

[00:00:17] In this corner quivering in the white trunks

[00:00:20] We have the unsuspecting boyfriend

[00:00:23] Facing up to the champion

[00:00:25] His well seasoned girlfriend

[00:00:27] The three knockdown rule is in full effect

[00:00:30] Ding ding

[00:00:31] That's the sound of curiousity peaking

[00:00:33] Like cops that pat you down

[00:00:34] Boyfriends probably seeking the dirt

[00:00:36] On the skirt as if he's deep in the earth

[00:00:38] Like who had reached in the shirt

[00:00:39] And who was sleeping with her but hey

[00:00:41] She's only human and probably

[00:00:42] Only doing the dude who she loves most

[00:00:43] So you know who she's screwing

[00:00:45] But while you're lying there spooning

[00:00:46] Assuming life is just all good

[00:00:48] You indavertently missed the size of the falsehood

[00:00:50] Living life in a small hood you probably collide

[00:00:52] With lots of the guys who used to climb on top of your wife

[00:00:55] So it's not a surprise you're asking the stupidest questions

[00:00:57] Who was the best in the sack and

[00:00:58] How many dudes have you slept with

[00:01:00] But the chance is you didn't want them answers

[00:01:02] And can't live with it she used to be just a dancer

[00:01:04] Making the fast tips you would stuff her pants with

[00:01:06] And fast as mass transit she thought you were romantic

[00:01:09] I'm so glad we met hey shorty

[00:01:11] Come on girl try to be patient

[00:01:13] I know I'm a pain in the a**

[00:01:14] But your ex boyfriend has me stressed

[00:01:16] Back off dude

[00:01:16] And all of the sex stuff should

[00:01:17] Just remain in the past

[00:01:18] But we can't get married yet

[00:01:21] It isn't just that it's greener

[00:01:22] It's also the length of the grass

[00:01:24] But somehow you keep on running to me

[00:01:26] And we keep living in fear of the idiot gear

[00:01:28] Right about this time most of

[00:01:29] Y'all are just wishing that this was fiction

[00:01:30] And itching to ask your chick

[00:01:31] If your dick isn't a depiction

[00:01:33] Of fitting inside a stitching

[00:01:34] When you're sewing it up

[00:01:35] And to think that most of this stuff

[00:01:36] Is just over a f**k

[00:01:37] I know what you're thinking

[00:01:39] We've all grown up with women

[00:01:40] And living without em seems like

[00:01:41] It's harder than living with them

[00:01:42] But if you hit them you'll probably end up

[00:01:44] Living in prison fellas

[00:01:45] Then you'll be someone's b**ch

[00:01:46] I hope your girlfriend isn't jealous

[00:01:47] This Cinderella sh*t is totally irrelevant

[00:01:49] You'll never get a girl older than 7 that's been celibate

[00:01:52] 'Cause every chick has been around the block with a guy or ten

[00:01:55] And guys are sensitive it's better that you lie to them

[00:01:57] Even the violent men who's dressed up in street clothes

[00:01:59] With stilettos and heat knows they got delicate egos

[00:02:01] If she chose to tell you all persons with whom

[00:02:04] She put in work in the room it would burst your balloon

[00:02:07] I'm so glad we met hey shorty

[00:02:08] Come on girl try to be patient

[00:02:10] I know I'm a pain in the a**

[00:02:11] But your ex boyfriend has me stressed

[00:02:13] Back off dude

[00:02:14] And all of the sex stuff should

[00:02:15] Just remain in the past

[00:02:16] But we can't get married yet

[00:02:18] It isn't just that its greener

[00:02:19] It's also the length of the grass

[00:02:21] But somehow you keep on running to me

[00:02:23] And we keep living in fear of the idiot gear

[00:02:25] Looking at your sweetest snapshot

[00:02:26] That's when you start to wonder

[00:02:28] About the backdrop of her other lovers

[00:02:30] When you discover another flick of her

[00:02:31] Hidden up under there

[00:02:33] Dressed in summer wear with her ex giving her bunny ears

[00:02:35] And no one wants to share their chick with last guy

[00:02:38] To get rid of the bad vibes you figured you ask why

[00:02:40] Her past life is still chilling in the picture frame

[00:02:42] She'd probably forget his name if the dick's the same

[00:02:45] Which is lame but for some dumb reason

[00:02:47] The last bum seeps into your dreams

[00:02:48] And you become unseasoned

[00:02:50] Then one evening you build up the heart to ask her

[00:02:52] Disaster with your lungs breathing hard as asthma

[00:02:54] And after she breaks down and tells you the truth

[00:02:57] It leads to a fight and she's yelling at you

[00:02:59] And I'm convinced of this

[00:03:00] Being your queen's only king

[00:03:01] You man see louis right ignorance is bliss

[00:03:04] I'm so glad we met hey shorty

[00:03:06] Come on girl try to be patient

[00:03:07] I know I'm a pain in the a**

[00:03:09] But your ex boyfriend has me stressed

[00:03:10] Back off dude

[00:03:11] And all of the sex stuff should

[00:03:12] Just remain in the past

[00:03:13] But we can't get married yet

[00:03:16] It isn't just that it's greener

[00:03:17] It's also the length of the grass

[00:03:19] But somehow you keep on running to me

[00:03:25] Now listen to me papi

[00:03:27] You're all f**king idiots

[00:03:32] How do you like them apples

[00:03:42] You know what I don't think we need to do the thing

[00:03:43] Where we tell each other everything