《第64集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 于成龙
[00:00:02] 夜宿三清观
[00:00:05] 可没进庙呢
[00:00:07] 在庙前的台阶上
[00:00:10] 咱说了
[00:00:11] 庙里头出了一个黑胖子
[00:00:14] 能有三十来岁
[00:00:16] 二目贼光四射
[00:00:19] 口音很杂
[00:00:21] 一看就不是个好东西
[00:00:24] 他发现于成龙的时候
[00:00:26] 当时一愣
[00:00:28] 转瞬之间取消了疑虑了
[00:00:32] 他一看
[00:00:32] 一个老糟头子
[00:00:34] 所以就放心大胆问他
[00:00:37] 你哪儿的人呢
[00:00:38] 哦
[00:00:39] 我我是山西人
[00:00:42] 那
[00:00:42] 那么老远
[00:00:43] 怎么上这儿要饭来
[00:00:44] 嗨
[00:00:45] 别提了
[00:00:46] 一言难尽
[00:00:48] 做买卖亏了本
[00:00:51] 连本丧堂回不去家了
[00:00:57] 啊
[00:00:59] 这黑胖子没说
[00:01:00] 旁的转身进去把门关上了
[00:01:04] 正在这时候
[00:01:06] 于成龙冲着苏朝清的方向一点手
[00:01:10] 天没黑定还能看见
[00:01:13] 苏朝庆以最快的速度
[00:01:15] 三步两步到了于成龙近前
[00:01:18] 老爷有什么吩咐
[00:01:21] 朝清
[00:01:23] 这荒山野岭怎么有人呢
[00:01:27] 我看不像是好人
[00:01:29] 有可能是个土匪窝
[00:01:32] 你马上到麻城前去搬兵求救
[00:01:36] 快送信儿去找人
[00:01:38] 诶诶老爷
[00:01:42] 麻城离咱说话这地儿少说几十里呀
[00:01:47] 要往返
[00:01:49] 那得什么时候才能回来
[00:01:51] 我我不敢离开您
[00:01:53] 离开您
[00:01:54] 我怕您出事
[00:01:55] 怎么办呢
[00:01:55] 咱吸收上次的教训
[00:01:58] 快去
[00:01:59] 哎呀
[00:02:00] 超清啊
[00:02:01] 你真把我气死了
[00:02:02] 你什么时候学的这么啰嗦
[00:02:05] 快运搬兵我
[00:02:08] 苏朝兴还想对付
[00:02:11] 就听院里头有脚步的声音
[00:02:14] 人没露面
[00:02:15] 先咳嗽两声
[00:02:17] 咳咳
[00:02:18] 怀孕
[00:02:21] 苏朝清知道没有时间再说话了
[00:02:24] 转身
[00:02:25] 他跑了
[00:02:27] 仗着树林密草也多
[00:02:30] 一转身钻进去就没地方找去
[00:02:33] 苏朝清搬兵求救咱们不提
[00:02:37] 单说庙门一开
[00:02:39] 刚才那黑胖子出来了
[00:02:41] 后边还跟出一个大汉
[00:02:44] 这人这个没有两米
[00:02:47] 也差不多少
[00:02:48] 一张大白脸
[00:02:50] 脸上还有几个浅白麻子
[00:02:53] 也在30 岁上下
[00:02:57] 穿的衣服比较利索
[00:02:58] 腰里杀着带子
[00:03:00] 瞅那个样是当头的
[00:03:03] 这矮胖子跟他说话不笑不说话
[00:03:07] 而且那腰板不敢拔的太直
[00:03:10] 矮了半截
[00:03:12] 就说明这黑胖子是他的下属
[00:03:16] 就
[00:03:17] 就是他
[00:03:18] 嗯
[00:03:21] 这主儿看了看玉成龙
[00:03:23] 老头儿
[00:03:26] 你是要饭的哦
[00:03:29] 这位爷
[00:03:30] 我是要饭的
[00:03:33] 哎呀
[00:03:35] 这么大岁数了
[00:03:37] 孤苦伶仃
[00:03:38] 无依无靠
[00:03:40] 实属可怜呐
[00:03:43] 你看咱这地方
[00:03:45] 前不着村后不着店
[00:03:48] 你上哪儿要饭去
[00:03:50] 诶我这人就见不得这个这样吧
[00:03:56] 我说老七呀
[00:03:58] 老七就是那矮胖子爷
[00:04:03] 咱们也应该做点好事儿
[00:04:05] 把这老头儿扶着到里边吧
[00:04:09] 给他找口吃的
[00:04:11] 诶
[00:04:11] 诶也是诶
[00:04:14] 你别看他们长得凶恶
[00:04:16] 心地挺善良
[00:04:18] 架着于成龙进了三清观
[00:04:22] 等到了里边
[00:04:23] 于成龙才发现
[00:04:24] 感情这庙不小啊
[00:04:27] 在外表上没注意看这里边三进院子呢
[00:04:32] 当然是破旧不堪
[00:04:35] 碎砖坏瓦
[00:04:39] 破旧不堪呢
[00:04:41] 也没人归整
[00:04:43] 在院里头
[00:04:44] 还站着几个年轻的小伙子
[00:04:46] 有的背着手
[00:04:48] 有的抱着肩膀
[00:04:49] 一个个脸沉着
[00:04:51] 都看着于成龙
[00:04:54] 一看是矮胖子
[00:04:55] 跟头领进来的
[00:04:57] 就过来了
[00:04:59] 我我大哥这啊
[00:05:02] 要饭的
[00:05:04] 咱人手也不够用
[00:05:06] 多个人多份力量
[00:05:08] 来来来
[00:05:09] 让他到配殿歇着
[00:05:12] 那黑胖子就把于成龙架到配殿
[00:05:16] 进屋一瞅屋里黑了
[00:05:20] 就把那麻油灯点上
[00:05:23] 于成龙借着灯光一看
[00:05:26] 这屋里脏的不得了
[00:05:29] 十分简陋
[00:05:31] 靠着墙边有一张简陋的木床
[00:05:36] 上面铺着草帘子
[00:05:39] 还有挺薄的被褥
[00:05:41] 还有挺脏的个枕头
[00:05:44] 嗯
[00:05:45] 矮胖子就说
[00:05:47] 我老头儿
[00:05:49] 你不是身子骨不爽吗
[00:05:51] 躺这儿歇一会儿吧
[00:05:53] 要歇歇
[00:05:54] 好心的大爷
[00:05:56] 谢谢
[00:05:57] 谢谢
[00:05:58] 于成龙装熊就躺在这床上了
[00:06:02] 蜷缩的跟大虾米差不多
[00:06:05] 这胖子走了
[00:06:07] 于成龙心里说
[00:06:09] 他们有多少人
[00:06:11] 从进院发现
[00:06:12] 这些人是五个
[00:06:14] 那个大个子是头儿
[00:06:17] 他能不能是张大鹏活阎王啊
[00:06:20] 要那么说
[00:06:21] 那可太巧了
[00:06:23] 活该我破获此案呢
[00:06:26] 这才叫踏破铁鞋无觅处
[00:06:29] 得来全不费工夫
[00:06:32] 他心里胡思乱想
[00:06:34] 提高了警惕
[00:06:36] 再想想自己装的像不像
[00:06:39] 回忆回忆哪句话说出毛病没有
[00:06:43] 能不能引起他们的怀疑
[00:06:46] 他心里正盘算着呢
[00:06:49] 外头响起脚步声
[00:06:51] 那胖子又回来了
[00:06:53] 端着个托盘
[00:06:56] 进了屋之后
[00:06:57] 反手把门关上
[00:06:59] 往于成龙面前一递
[00:07:02] 老头儿
[00:07:04] 我们大哥动了怜悯之心了
[00:07:07] 听说你一天水米没沾春
[00:07:11] 怪可怜你的
[00:07:13] 诶
[00:07:13] 看到没
[00:07:14] 这是几张饼
[00:07:16] 这还俩馒头
[00:07:18] 这还有一碗饭
[00:07:19] 够吃不
[00:07:21] 今儿该你走食去
[00:07:23] 我们今天改善生活
[00:07:25] 炖肉
[00:07:26] 还给你盛了一碗肉
[00:07:28] 这是咸菜疙瘩
[00:07:30] 怕你吃腻了
[00:07:31] 就点咸菜
[00:07:32] 怎么样
[00:07:33] 这这这这铁皮里头是水啊
[00:07:37] 有吃有喝
[00:07:39] 于成龙一看呢
[00:07:40] 还真不错
[00:07:42] 不是剩的
[00:07:44] 还都是新的
[00:07:45] 呵
[00:07:46] 心说这帮人可以啊
[00:07:49] 吃喝不错呀
[00:07:51] 饿没饿
[00:07:52] 于成龙也有点儿饿了
[00:07:55] 干脆吃吧
[00:07:56] 那胖子背着手在旁边看着
[00:08:00] 于成龙一想
[00:08:01] 我说了一天水米没沾纯
[00:08:05] 我得装出来
[00:08:06] 饿的受不了那个样子
[00:08:08] 不能叫他看出毛病来
[00:08:11] 一伸手把馒头抢过来了
[00:08:15] 一掰两半
[00:08:17] 一张嘴塞进一块去
[00:08:20] 一抻脖子
[00:08:21] 咽下去了
[00:08:22] 紧跟着把那半儿也咽下去了
[00:08:25] 由于吃的急
[00:08:27] 把他噎的直翻白眼
[00:08:29] 不
[00:08:29] 这胖子乐了
[00:08:31] 老头
[00:08:32] 着什么急
[00:08:33] 都是你的不够
[00:08:34] 还有
[00:08:35] 你别噎个好点的
[00:08:37] 来
[00:08:38] 喝点水喝点水
[00:08:39] 咕咚咕咚喝了几口水
[00:08:42] 总算顺下去了
[00:08:44] 这于成荣三口两口狼吞虎咽
[00:08:49] 这胖子就不爱看
[00:08:51] 转身出去了
[00:08:52] 一会儿回来一看
[00:08:54] 好嘛
[00:08:55] 这托盘里的东西风卷残云
[00:08:58] 一点没剩
[00:09:00] 都吃了啊
[00:09:02] 饿极了
[00:09:04] 没出息
[00:09:05] 您见笑
[00:09:06] 我都吃了
[00:09:07] 嗨
[00:09:08] 我老头儿
[00:09:09] 你岁数不小
[00:09:11] 饭量够瞧的啊
[00:09:13] 比我们都能吃饱了没啊
[00:09:16] 饱了饱了
[00:09:17] 酒足饭饱
[00:09:19] 呃呃
[00:09:21] 别撑着
[00:09:23] 要那么的没事儿了
[00:09:25] 你就好好养病吧啊
[00:09:28] 我们这儿没药
[00:09:29] 有什么话明天再说
[00:09:32] 谢谢您了
[00:09:33] 谢谢您了
[00:09:35] 于成龙真就躺下了
[00:09:38] 这黑胖子呆了一会儿
[00:09:39] 转身出去把麻油灯指灭了
[00:09:43] 于成龙在那躺着
[00:09:45] 俩眼直转悠
[00:09:46] 就琢磨
[00:09:48] 究竟他们是干什么的说的是贼
[00:09:53] 你现在没看着人家作案
[00:09:57] 也没看见赃物
[00:09:59] 不有那么句话吗
[00:10:01] 捉奸得要双
[00:10:03] 抓贼得有赃啊
[00:10:06] 不能妄加定论
[00:10:08] 但是肯定这里头有毛病
[00:10:12] 于成龙呢
[00:10:13] 吸收以往失败的教训
[00:10:17] 自己劝自己今天晚上老老实实歇着
[00:10:21] 朝清去搬兵去了
[00:10:23] 一半会儿回不来
[00:10:25] 我别在这儿捅娄子
[00:10:27] 因小失大
[00:10:29] 也真累了
[00:10:31] 我就睡吧
[00:10:32] 他真睡了
[00:10:35] 哎呀
[00:10:35] 就这一觉睡的
[00:10:37] 这个香劲儿就甭提了
[00:10:39] 一睁眼
[00:10:41] 窗户纸发白了
[00:10:43] 听了听外头静悄悄的
[00:10:46] 没动静
[00:10:47] 于成龙也想方便方便
[00:10:50] 一骨碌神起来了
[00:10:51] 腰酸腿疼
[00:10:53] 他在屋里活动活动四肢
[00:10:56] 活动活动腰
[00:10:58] 轻轻把门开开
[00:11:00] 探出头去往院儿一看
[00:11:02] 院里连一人影都没有
[00:11:06] 于成龙到了院里
[00:11:07] 先找了个地方尿泡尿
[00:11:10] 又活动活动
[00:11:12] 心说
[00:11:13] 我就这么贼眉鼠眼的
[00:11:15] 不定引起多少人怀疑
[00:11:17] 我干点什么呢
[00:11:19] 诶诶
[00:11:20] 往墙角屋后
[00:11:22] 你看
[00:11:22] 有把大扫帚
[00:11:24] 干脆我干点活吧
[00:11:26] 他伸手把扫帚拿过来
[00:11:29] 刷刷刷
[00:11:30] 扫这院
[00:11:31] 这样他就可以活动了
[00:11:33] 前边后边都可以串
[00:11:35] 便于观察
[00:11:37] 到前面这个配殿里头一听
[00:11:40] 屋里呼声大震
[00:11:42] 那还睡呢
[00:11:45] 哦
[00:11:47] 没起来呢
[00:11:48] 这屋有人平声
[00:11:51] 不低于五个人
[00:11:54] 他又往后扫扫到二殿的时候
[00:11:57] 听二殿里也传出打呼噜的声
[00:12:01] 哦
[00:12:02] 这屋也有人
[00:12:03] 也也能有六七个
[00:12:06] 他们人不少啊
[00:12:08] 要加在一起十好几个吧
[00:12:12] 他把这个院刚扫完
[00:12:14] 那头子起来了
[00:12:17] 一开门从二店里边迈步出来
[00:12:21] 诶啊
[00:12:25] 哎
[00:12:26] 老头儿
[00:12:27] 你起的倒早呵
[00:12:30] 够勤快的
[00:12:31] 把院扫这么干净
[00:12:34] 这么些日子我们都没人打扫啊啊
[00:12:37] 行行行行
[00:12:38] 哎
[00:12:39] 穷苦人闲不住
[00:12:41] 我我干点什么呢
[00:12:43] 我早就醒了
[00:12:45] 为了报答各位爷们儿
[00:12:47] 我把这院儿归置归置
[00:12:49] 好好
[00:12:51] 哈哈哈
[00:12:52] 都起来吧
[00:12:54] 都他妈给我滚起来
[00:12:56] 他一咋呼
[00:12:57] 前院后院的十三四口子全起来了
[00:13:02] 有的洗把脸
[00:13:04] 有的漱口
[00:13:06] 到院里都活动活动
[00:13:09] 然后这当头的来到于成龙近前
[00:13:14] 我说
[00:13:14] 老伙计
[00:13:16] 我还没好好跟你唠扯唠扯
[00:13:18] 来来
[00:13:19] 跟我进这屋了
[00:13:20] 就到这头儿这屋了
[00:13:22] 这屋啊
[00:13:24] 还比较干净
[00:13:25] 说比较是跟外边比
[00:13:28] 其实要跟正常的干净还差一大截
[00:13:32] 有个矮凳
[00:13:34] 这当头的就让于成龙坐在矮凳上了
[00:13:38] 当头的一伸手
[00:13:39] 拿着粗瓷碗咕咚咕咚灌了几口水
[00:13:44] 嗯
[00:13:47] 你是山西人哦是
[00:13:51] 我怎么瞅你这样不像要饭的呢
[00:13:55] 你跟我说实话
[00:13:57] 你到底儿干什么的
[00:13:59] 于成龙一听
[00:14:00] 吓了一跳
[00:14:02] 心说
[00:14:03] 莫非我说梦话叫他听见了
[00:14:05] 或者我的举动有失常的现象
[00:14:08] 被他发现毛病了
[00:14:10] 但是心里稍微一惊
[00:14:12] 马上又镇定下来了
[00:14:15] 我大爷
[00:14:16] 您好眼力
[00:14:18] 您真就看出来了
[00:14:21] 谁生下来是要饭的
[00:14:23] 我过去不是要饭的
[00:14:25] 那你究竟是干什么的
[00:14:28] 商人呢
[00:14:29] 我是做买卖的
[00:14:31] 做买卖为什么要饭
[00:14:34] 哎
[00:14:34] 一言难尽
[00:14:36] 这么跟您说吧
[00:14:39] 我们家乡那地方产枣
[00:14:43] 就那大枣啊
[00:14:45] 那我们本地呀
[00:14:46] 它不值钱
[00:14:48] 压迫街就种一年也等于白种
[00:14:53] 听说湖南湖北这块的人挺喜欢枣
[00:14:57] 后来我跟邻居和乡亲们一商议
[00:15:01] 我们凑了八个人呢
[00:15:03] 收了许多许多的枣
[00:15:06] 装了六只船呢
[00:15:09] 到湖南湖北来贩卖
[00:15:12] 诶您跟您这么说吧
[00:15:14] 沿路之上
[00:15:16] 我们边走边卖
[00:15:17] 真赚了点钱
[00:15:20] 哪知道长江遇上风浪
[00:15:23] 咕噜咕噜把船都给扣了
[00:15:25] 早完了
[00:15:27] 不说我们来
[00:15:29] 那几个人全都葬身江底
[00:15:32] 就说我命大会俩狗刨
[00:15:36] 我没死了
[00:15:37] 就剩我一个人了
[00:15:39] 你说咋办
[00:15:41] 连本丧汤啊
[00:15:43] 直落得沿街乞讨
[00:15:47] 哦
[00:15:49] 这当头的似信非信一边听于成龙说
[00:15:55] 他一边直翻眼珠
[00:15:58] 那也不至于你不回家呀
[00:16:01] 他们死了算他们倒霉
[00:16:04] 你有家有业的
[00:16:05] 冲什么不回去
[00:16:07] 你又没抢他们的
[00:16:08] 又没夺他们的
[00:16:09] 又没谋财害命
[00:16:11] 你怕什么诶
[00:16:12] 哎
[00:16:13] 话不能这么说呀
[00:16:15] 你说我们一块儿出来的
[00:16:17] 等回到家乡
[00:16:18] 就我一个人回去了
[00:16:20] 他们的亲人要问起了
[00:16:23] 我怎么答对
[00:16:25] 我羞于答对
[00:16:27] 难以启齿
[00:16:29] 我没脸回去了
[00:16:32] 呵
[00:16:34] 你挺讲义气啊
[00:16:37] 念过书吗
[00:16:38] 念过做买卖的
[00:16:40] 没念过书能行吗
[00:16:42] 会耍笔杆吗
[00:16:44] 嗨
[00:16:44] 念过几天书
[00:16:46] 哪有不会写字的
[00:16:48] 会打算盘吗
[00:16:49] 会从小我就学过
[00:16:54] 诶
[00:16:56] 弄了半天我还没问你呢
[00:16:58] 老头儿
[00:16:59] 你叫什么名
[00:17:00] 我叫杨二
[00:17:03] 杨二
[00:17:05] 我说你胡子邋遢的
[00:17:07] 我给你起个名吧
[00:17:09] 你叫杨二胡子
[00:17:10] 你看好吗
[00:17:11] 大爷开玩笑了
[00:17:13] 反正你这么叫我也挺高兴
[00:17:16] 杨二胡子
[00:17:17] 跟我干吧
[00:17:19] 滚
[00:17:21] 你们是干什么的
[00:17:22] 哈哈哈哈
[00:17:25] 连我你都不认识
[00:17:28] 可也罢了
[00:17:30] 你是外地人
[00:17:32] 你要是本地人
[00:17:33] 无人不知
[00:17:34] 无人不晓
[00:17:36] 我姓张啊
[00:17:37] 我叫张大鹏
[00:17:40] 人家给我送个绰号
[00:17:42] 叫活阎王张大鹏
[00:17:46] 于成龙在矮凳上坐着呢
[00:17:49] 一听就一蹦
[00:17:50] 他站起来了
[00:17:52] 于成龙兴奋的过度了
[00:17:56] 心说
[00:17:57] 这真应了那句话了
[00:17:59] 瞎猫碰上死耗子
[00:18:01] 也可以说是天网恢恢
[00:18:03] 疏而不漏啊
[00:18:05] 怎么这么巧啊
[00:18:07] 正找他不着
[00:18:09] 拿他不见
[00:18:10] 今儿个狭路相逢
[00:18:11] 果然遇上了
[00:18:13] 真是天助我也
[00:18:16] 一个是高兴的过度了
[00:18:19] 他激动站起来
[00:18:21] 另外也演戏
[00:18:24] 也不排除这个意思在内
[00:18:28] 啊
[00:18:28] 你你
[00:18:29] 你是谁
[00:18:30] 老头儿
[00:18:31] 你怎么了
[00:18:32] 你
[00:18:33] 你叫张张大鹏啊
[00:18:36] 你听说过
[00:18:37] 哎呀妈呀
[00:18:40] 我要饭呢
[00:18:41] 走到哪儿人们都在议论你呀
[00:18:45] 说说说
[00:18:46] 有个张大鹏
[00:18:47] 我耳朵都磨出老茧来了
[00:18:50] 知道知道
[00:18:51] 哎哟
[00:18:52] 你不行
[00:18:53] 糊弄我又不像
[00:18:55] 啊
[00:18:56] 我能骗你吗
[00:18:58] 怎么我不像
[00:19:00] 在我的印象当中呢
[00:19:02] 那张大鹏那是英雄啊
[00:19:05] 应当比你这个还得高点
[00:19:08] 脑袋还得大三圈
[00:19:10] 胳膊还得粗点儿
[00:19:12] 那才行呢
[00:19:15] 我也是人
[00:19:18] 那都是传言
[00:19:21] 老头儿知道我干什么的
[00:19:23] 我听说你是大王
[00:19:26] 嗯
[00:19:27] 杀富济贫
[00:19:30] 是干这个的
[00:19:31] 对我就是杀富济贫
[00:19:36] 我就是当年的梁山好汉
[00:19:39] 我就是宋江啊
[00:19:41] 嗯
[00:19:42] 我说杨二胡子
[00:19:44] 这回你明白了吗
[00:19:47] 入伙跟我干吧
[00:19:48] 比你要饭的强上万倍
[00:19:50] 去
[00:19:51] 大口喝酒
[00:19:53] 大口吃肉
[00:19:55] 大秤分金
[00:19:56] 小秤分银
[00:19:58] 吃喝不愁
[00:20:00] 你看好吗
[00:20:01] 不不不
[00:20:03] 我不干
[00:20:04] 为什么我胆儿小我这么大年纪看人家打仗我都尿裤子
[00:20:11] 你们都是英雄
[00:20:13] 我跟着你们
[00:20:14] 我能干点啥
[00:20:16] 哎
[00:20:18] 刚才我没问你吗
[00:20:20] 问你读过书没
[00:20:22] 会打算盘耍笔杆不
[00:20:24] 你说你会
[00:20:26] 你入伙之后
[00:20:27] 不用你打家劫舍
[00:20:29] 用不着你拿枪动棒
[00:20:32] 你耍笔杆
[00:20:33] 给我当师爷管账
[00:20:36] 你愿意不
[00:20:38] 呃
[00:20:39] 那还差不多
[00:20:41] 那
[00:20:41] 那打仗我可不行
[00:20:43] 用不着你叫你打仗成累赘了
[00:20:47] 愿意不
[00:20:48] 那行
[00:20:49] 我我我谢谢爷
[00:20:51] 我谢谢诶
[00:20:52] 别这么的
[00:20:52] 别叫爷肩膀头
[00:20:55] 其为弟兄
[00:20:56] 你就是老哥哥啊
[00:20:59] 我说老七
[00:21:01] 那黑胖子跑来了
[00:21:03] 大哥
[00:21:05] 呃
[00:21:06] 通知弟兄们集合
[00:21:08] 昨天吃的那个肉
[00:21:10] 还有没有重新把这肉做一做
[00:21:14] 热一热
[00:21:15] 多多的准备酒
[00:21:17] 杨二胡子入伙了
[00:21:20] 我们又增添了左膀右臂
[00:21:23] 咱们又多了个师爷
[00:21:25] 今天好好祝贺祝贺
[00:21:27] 好嘞
[00:21:28] 您嘞
[00:21:29] 时间不大
[00:21:31] 人到齐了
[00:21:33] 在院里列队集合
[00:21:35] 高的矮的、胖的瘦的
[00:21:37] 黑的白的丑的俊的
[00:21:39] 什么模样的都有
[00:21:40] 衣服也各式各样
[00:21:43] 于大人看了看
[00:21:45] 哦
[00:21:45] 大概都在这儿呢
[00:21:48] 连自己算上是15 个呀
[00:21:50] 不算自己是14 个
[00:21:53] 嗯
[00:21:54] 这阵儿
[00:21:56] 这当头的说话了
[00:21:58] 嗯
[00:21:59] 我说老哥
[00:22:02] 你这衣裳观之不雅
[00:22:04] 来来来
[00:22:06] 你跟我到屋里挑套衣裳穿
[00:22:07] 这这这这大姐太丢人了诶
[00:22:11] 跟他进里屋
[00:22:12] 里屋是个仓库
[00:22:14] 那地上堆那衣裳
[00:22:16] 男的女的
[00:22:16] 大人的孩子的都有
[00:22:18] 甭问都抢来的
[00:22:19] 这才叫赃物
[00:22:21] 还有箱子在墙角那堆着
[00:22:23] 随便挑
[00:22:24] 随便挑
[00:22:25] 你看看穿合适的算啊
[00:22:27] 诶
[00:22:28] 太好了
[00:22:29] 我又穿上新衣服了
[00:22:31] 找了一套合适的青布裤褂
[00:22:34] 他穿上了
[00:22:35] 穿完之后挺合适
[00:22:37] 在那鞋堆里头又找了双鞋也穿上了
[00:22:42] 嗯
[00:22:42] 张大鹏在旁边看着
[00:22:44] 不住的点头
[00:22:46] 人配衣服马配鞍呢
[00:22:49] 杨二胡子
[00:22:50] 你看你变了
[00:22:51] 俩人不找个镜子照一照
[00:22:54] 嗯
[00:22:54] 这才名副其实的像个账房先生
[00:22:59] 另外
[00:23:01] 在没吃饭之前
[00:23:02] 你再给办点儿事儿
[00:23:04] 您说什么事
[00:23:06] 呃
[00:23:07] 弟兄们出去作了案了
[00:23:11] 这些日子攒在一块儿
[00:23:13] 还没分呢
[00:23:14] 我们是平等对待啊
[00:23:17] 一共咱们算上15 个人吧
[00:23:20] 你把这些东西变成15 份
[00:23:24] 人手一份
[00:23:26] 公平对待
[00:23:28] 你给分一分吧
[00:23:30] 那诶给分一分
[00:23:33] 然后也有你一份
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