《第064集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 上回书正说到小白猿侯君集

[00:00:04] 夜探临夏府

[00:00:08] 临夏府是哪儿啊

[00:00:10] 就是后汉王刘黑塔的老窝

[00:00:15] 侯俊熙真有能耐

[00:00:17] 没怎么费劲

[00:00:19] 找到铁瓦银安殿

[00:00:22] 在这个后方坡呀

[00:00:25] 双脚挂住阴阳瓦

[00:00:27] 这身子耷拉下来了

[00:00:29] 就跟那燕别蝠似的

[00:00:32] 往屋里观看

[00:00:35] 说这王公虽然不怎么气派

[00:00:39] 但是挺宽敞

[00:00:41] 明亮

[00:00:43] 往正中央一看

[00:00:45] 摆着圆桌

[00:00:47] 转圈坐着那么几个主

[00:00:51] 正座上坐着个人

[00:00:54] 身高过丈

[00:00:55] 是腰大十围呀

[00:00:58] 大黑脑袋

[00:01:00] 阔口

[00:01:01] 咧腮

[00:01:02] 看上去

[00:01:04] 60 岁左右

[00:01:06] 身子骨挺结实的

[00:01:09] 头上戴着三闪王帽

[00:01:12] 身披黄袍

[00:01:14] 腰束金带

[00:01:16] 挎着宝剑

[00:01:18] 甭问

[00:01:19] 这就是后汉王刘黑塔

[00:01:23] 上

[00:01:24] 垂手

[00:01:26] 坐着

[00:01:27] 正是飞波僧

[00:01:29] 再看飞博僧

[00:01:30] 脑袋上缠着药布

[00:01:33] 前些日子受伤了

[00:01:35] 现在伤还没完全痊愈

[00:01:38] 下垂手做这个出家的老道

[00:01:43] 这老道没见过

[00:01:45] 看着样

[00:01:46] 站起来也有一丈挂零

[00:01:49] 不过这老道长得太难看了

[00:01:53] 皮包骨跟一具骷髅相似

[00:01:57] 挺长一张大马脸

[00:02:01] 脸上一点血色都没有

[00:02:04] 斗鸡眉

[00:02:05] 小圆眼睛

[00:02:07] 深眼窝子闪着蓝光

[00:02:10] 大鹰勾鼻子

[00:02:11] 菱角嘴

[00:02:13] 一部花白胡须

[00:02:17] 周身上下穿着一身白

[00:02:20] 妖术丝绦

[00:02:23] 诶哟

[00:02:23] 这老道走到街上要半夜遇上啊

[00:02:26] 非下个跟头不可

[00:02:29] 就是活鬼

[00:02:31] 相似

[00:02:32] 别看长得难看

[00:02:34] 可有点派头

[00:02:35] 腰板儿倍儿直

[00:02:38] 说话声音洪亮

[00:02:41] 挨着劳动

[00:02:43] 正是大帅苏定方

[00:02:45] 周围还坐着几个人

[00:02:48] 不认识

[00:02:51] 侯君集

[00:02:52] 闭住呼吸

[00:02:53] 心里盘算

[00:02:55] 要知金副事

[00:02:58] 单听背后言呐

[00:03:01] 听他们都说些什么

[00:03:04] 正好这阵儿啊

[00:03:06] 刘黑塔说话

[00:03:08] 跟那老道说话

[00:03:11] 县长

[00:03:13] 您这一来

[00:03:14] 我这心就放下了

[00:03:18] 县长这一到

[00:03:20] 咱们指定转败为伤啊

[00:03:25] 不知县长有何高见

[00:03:29] 可破唐兵

[00:03:32] 王道

[00:03:33] 说话

[00:03:35] 无量天尊

[00:03:38] 大王只管放心

[00:03:41] 别看前者受挫了

[00:03:44] 没什么了不起

[00:03:46] 兵家胜败

[00:03:47] 此乃常事

[00:03:49] 这算不了什么

[00:03:51] 您说嘛

[00:03:53] 我一来你就放心了

[00:03:54] 肯定转败为胜

[00:03:56] 我不敢当

[00:03:58] 这牛我不敢吹

[00:04:00] 总而言之

[00:04:02] 言而总之吧

[00:04:04] 我能助大王一臂之力呀

[00:04:07] 那就好

[00:04:08] 那就好

[00:04:10] 县长您太客气了

[00:04:13] 老道

[00:04:14] 接着说

[00:04:15] 打了

[00:04:16] 还有件事儿

[00:04:18] 我必须讲在前面啊

[00:04:21] 县长有话请讲

[00:04:24] 大吧

[00:04:25] 现在咱们坐守孤城

[00:04:28] 没有援兵可不行啊

[00:04:30] 贫道临来之时

[00:04:32] 跟赤壁保康王请示了

[00:04:36] 经王驾点头

[00:04:39] 最近嘛

[00:04:40] 要派3 万生力军

[00:04:42] 全是精锐的军力

[00:04:45] 那时大军开道

[00:04:47] 我们还有什么可怕的

[00:04:50] 只是我们能把临夏府守住

[00:04:54] 那咱们就有取胜的把握

[00:04:57] 那好

[00:04:57] 你放心吧

[00:04:59] 我现在城里头有5 万精兵

[00:05:02] 外围有3 万骑兵

[00:05:04] 再加上其他的人

[00:05:06] 超过10万呢

[00:05:08] 守林下府是万无一失

[00:05:11] 况且县长你也看见了

[00:05:13] 林下城高水深

[00:05:16] 他得用多少军队能破得了啊

[00:05:19] 诶

[00:05:20] 我看李世民是舍不得呀

[00:05:23] 县长你放心吧

[00:05:27] 他先长长

[00:05:29] 先长短

[00:05:30] 侯君基就猜测哦

[00:05:34] 怪不这些日子没开兵见仗

[00:05:37] 高挂免战牌呢

[00:05:39] 闹了半天

[00:05:41] 就等这老道呢

[00:05:43] 听这意思

[00:05:44] 这老道

[00:05:45] 是从西突厥的首都牧羊城来的

[00:05:50] 他提到赤壁保康王

[00:05:52] 那是西突厥的王子

[00:05:55] 哦

[00:05:56] 这老头是谁呢

[00:05:58] 侯君集

[00:05:59] 不知道

[00:06:00] 书中代言谁呀

[00:06:02] 飞波僧的亲师兄

[00:06:05] 铁板道人

[00:06:09] 这个铁板老道也好

[00:06:11] 飞波僧也好

[00:06:13] 咱们在后文书还有

[00:06:16] 不过现在他们还比较年轻

[00:06:20] 不是

[00:06:21] 七老八十了

[00:06:23] 这个铁板老道

[00:06:24] 在赤壁保康王驾前

[00:06:27] 官拜护国真军师之职

[00:06:31] 说一不二啊

[00:06:33] 因为刘黑塔呢

[00:06:35] 感觉到自己空虚

[00:06:37] 三番五次搬请救兵

[00:06:41] 赤壁保康王

[00:06:43] 没办法

[00:06:44] 心说

[00:06:45] 唇亡齿寒呢

[00:06:47] 刘黑塔真要完了蛋

[00:06:49] 对我是大大不利

[00:06:52] 支援刘黑塔

[00:06:53] 就等于给自己办事

[00:06:56] 所以他一横心

[00:06:59] 把铁板老道给派来了

[00:07:02] 这是因为这老道不仅足智多谋

[00:07:05] 而且这老道功夫也高

[00:07:09] 比那飞博僧还高着两等他刚来

[00:07:16] 真叫侯君集

[00:07:17] 猜着了

[00:07:19] 为什么高挂免战牌就等援兵

[00:07:23] 现在大军还没到

[00:07:25] 诶铁板道先来了

[00:07:28] 故此呢

[00:07:29] 他们开了个碰头会

[00:07:32] 苏定方是大元帅

[00:07:35] 一句话也不说

[00:07:37] 诶

[00:07:37] 你们说什么也好

[00:07:39] 他来个徐庶进曹营

[00:07:42] 一语皆无

[00:07:44] 当然

[00:07:45] 苏定方有苏定方的盘算

[00:07:49] 他们在屋议论着

[00:07:50] 议论来议论去

[00:07:53] 听完老道说话

[00:07:56] WHY

[00:07:57] 咱们就喝这闷酒

[00:07:59] 我觉着没什么意思哦

[00:08:03] 县长

[00:08:04] 你想取个乐子吗

[00:08:06] 嘿

[00:08:06] 这也不难呢

[00:08:08] 别看兵临城下

[00:08:11] 咱这城中有的是美女

[00:08:15] 这样吧

[00:08:16] 我传旨下去

[00:08:17] 让他们歌舞一回

[00:08:19] 以助酒兴

[00:08:21] 如何呀

[00:08:24] 铁板老道一笑

[00:08:26] 多谢王爷

[00:08:27] 我看不必了

[00:08:28] 这歌舞啊

[00:08:29] 我看的都不爱看了

[00:08:32] 我呢

[00:08:33] 带了一件礼物

[00:08:35] 可以住酒兴

[00:08:37] 王爷有兴趣吗哦

[00:08:40] 天呐

[00:08:41] 您带来

[00:08:42] 礼物带来了

[00:08:44] 不过没在身边

[00:08:46] 你稍后片刻

[00:08:48] 容我去取

[00:08:52] 连飞博僧啊

[00:08:53] 也不知道这师兄带来的是什么礼物

[00:08:56] 等一下吧

[00:08:58] 再看铁板

[00:08:59] 老道站起身来

[00:09:00] 迈着方步离开延安殿奔后走

[00:09:06] 有人提着红灯给引路

[00:09:10] 转到延安殿的后边

[00:09:12] 有一溜房间

[00:09:13] 他开开门进了屋了

[00:09:16] 他的身边

[00:09:18] 跟着四名半的老道

[00:09:21] 都是他带来帮忙的

[00:09:23] 也是他的四个弟子

[00:09:25] 修明、修乐

[00:09:28] 修善、修德

[00:09:32] 这四个徒弟跟着进了屋了

[00:09:34] 他们也纳闷儿

[00:09:36] 心说临行之时

[00:09:37] 老师没带什么礼物

[00:09:40] 怎么在王爷面前这么说呀

[00:09:43] 莫非师傅带来礼物

[00:09:45] 我没注意

[00:09:48] 等进屋

[00:09:49] 刚想问

[00:09:51] 再看铁板

[00:09:52] 老道压低了声音

[00:09:55] 房上走人

[00:09:59] 你怎么知道

[00:10:04] 他还瞒得了我吗

[00:10:06] 有人在房坡上偷听

[00:10:09] 我要当场把他拿获

[00:10:12] 你们懂得什么呢

[00:10:15] 休要高声喧哗

[00:10:17] 准备绳子

[00:10:18] 明白明白

[00:10:20] 四个徒弟一听啊

[00:10:22] 都紧张上了

[00:10:24] 单说铁板

[00:10:26] 老道

[00:10:28] 轻轻的开开门

[00:10:29] 出来把外边长大的衣服款调斜挎百宝堂摸了摸

[00:10:37] 暗器应有尽有

[00:10:40] 他手提着宝剑

[00:10:42] 来到房山这儿

[00:10:45] 仰面往左右看看

[00:10:46] 一点动静没有

[00:10:48] 脚尖点地噌

[00:10:50] 飞身而起

[00:10:53] 真轻啊

[00:10:55] 堪称是深情似艳

[00:10:58] 登上了方坡往后

[00:11:01] 方坡一看

[00:11:02] 嘿

[00:11:03] 侯君集在这儿挂着呢

[00:11:06] 那小角扣住阴阳瓦

[00:11:10] 铁板道心说

[00:11:12] 好小子

[00:11:13] 你是个谁呀

[00:11:14] 你这是胆子包

[00:11:16] 天天包胆跑这偷听来了

[00:11:18] 你活腻歪了

[00:11:21] 圣人门前你卖字画啊

[00:11:23] 这回你还跑得了吗

[00:11:26] 老道一琢磨

[00:11:28] 离这还挺远

[00:11:30] 我要进前去抓他

[00:11:32] 肯定得有声音

[00:11:34] 来的这个主也非等闲之辈

[00:11:37] 那把他惊走了怎么办呢

[00:11:39] 估计够不着啊

[00:11:42] 诶

[00:11:43] 有主意了

[00:11:46] 认为

[00:11:47] 我来个狸猫捕鼠

[00:11:50] 凭我的功夫也摔不着啊

[00:11:53] 再看铁板老道舌尖一顶上牙膛

[00:11:57] 把宝剑背好了

[00:11:59] 探出双手

[00:12:01] 这叫狸猫捕鼠

[00:12:02] 就像那猫抓耗子差不多少

[00:12:05] 把自己这个身子平着就射出去

[00:12:13] 抓侯君集的脚脖子

[00:12:16] 唰一下

[00:12:17] 衣襟带风

[00:12:19] 单说侯君集

[00:12:21] 在这挂着

[00:12:23] 听他们谈话

[00:12:24] 一开始他真没注意

[00:12:29] 真就上了铁板老道的当了

[00:12:32] 他心里还琢磨着

[00:12:34] 这老道变的啥戏法啊

[00:12:37] 他取什么礼物去了

[00:12:38] 我也开开眼

[00:12:41] 他还不知道

[00:12:42] 老道发现他了

[00:12:44] 当铁板老道飞身形扑他这个时候

[00:12:48] 由于动作太快

[00:12:51] 衣襟带着风

[00:12:53] 就这么个事

[00:12:55] 让侯君集听见了

[00:12:58] 做大将的

[00:12:59] 眼观六路

[00:13:01] 耳听八面风啊

[00:13:03] 红军机制追的不好了

[00:13:05] 怎么办呢

[00:13:08] 脚趾头一松劲

[00:13:10] 从这后房沿就出来

[00:13:12] 下来刷

[00:13:15] 头朝下

[00:13:16] 脚朝上

[00:13:18] 要换个一般的人呢

[00:13:20] 把脑袋戳枪子里去了

[00:13:23] 侯君集有功夫

[00:13:25] 脑袋眼看要着地了

[00:13:27] 使个云里翻

[00:13:29] 金刚铁板桥

[00:13:30] 啪

[00:13:31] 一个跟头

[00:13:33] 双脚落地没摔着

[00:13:36] 可是他没摔着

[00:13:38] 铁板老道也没摔着

[00:13:41] 他本想抓脚脖子

[00:13:43] 一下抓空了

[00:13:45] 他这身子也射下来

[00:13:48] 也是头朝下

[00:13:51] 脚朝天

[00:13:53] 老道一看不好

[00:13:55] 腰眼使劲一换气啊啪一个跟头也没摔着

[00:14:00] 两人是当场见面

[00:14:04] 这一折腾

[00:14:05] 屋里能听不见吗

[00:14:08] 巡逻的

[00:14:09] 放哨的能发觉不了吗

[00:14:12] 哎呀哟

[00:14:12] 这有贼有人夜探王宫R 啷啷噜噜噜噜噜啪啦

[00:14:20] 锣声也响

[00:14:22] 呼哨也想啊

[00:14:24] 这巡逻的掌起灯球、火把、亮子、油松

[00:14:28] 从东西南北四面八方来到出事地点

[00:14:37] 就把侯君集给包围了

[00:14:40] 凭侯君集的能耐

[00:14:43] 能跑得了不差不多少

[00:14:46] 但侯君集呀

[00:14:47] 没这么做

[00:14:48] 这就叫艺高人胆大呀

[00:14:51] 有能耐

[00:14:53] 侯君集一琢磨

[00:14:56] 我进趟城不容易

[00:14:58] 什么也没探听出来

[00:15:00] 我回去了见皇上

[00:15:02] 我怎么说

[00:15:03] 见大伙儿

[00:15:04] 我怎么说

[00:15:06] 不能就这么就走了

[00:15:09] 所以咱们没找

[00:15:11] 四面八方把他围困住了

[00:15:14] 侯君集是毫不介意呀

[00:15:17] 抱着肩膀钉子步往那一站

[00:15:20] 小脑瓜一扑楞

[00:15:21] 嘿嘿冷笑

[00:15:23] 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

[00:15:25] 我说诸位啊

[00:15:27] 大家都听好了

[00:15:29] 这么晚了还没睡呢啊

[00:15:32] 为什么

[00:15:34] 大伙儿一听

[00:15:35] 废话

[00:15:36] 两国的仇敌

[00:15:38] 你演什么戏呀

[00:15:40] 你说这有什么用

[00:15:43] 铁板老道看了看他

[00:15:48] 无量天尊

[00:15:51] 你是谁呀

[00:15:52] 我呀

[00:15:54] 多少有的小名吧

[00:15:57] 诶

[00:15:58] 江湖人称小白猿

[00:16:01] 侯军鸡呀

[00:16:03] 谁

[00:16:05] 侯军机哈

[00:16:08] 无量佛

[00:16:12] 铁板老道知道有这么个主

[00:16:15] 耳朵磨出老茧来了

[00:16:18] 哦

[00:16:18] 眼前这小个儿就是赫赫有名的小白猿呢

[00:16:23] 还得小

[00:16:24] 他胆子真大

[00:16:26] 我说嘛

[00:16:27] 一般的人不敢夜探林下府啊

[00:16:31] 这时候

[00:16:32] 飞博僧众人都到了

[00:16:35] 费博僧挤进人群

[00:16:38] 探身往里一看

[00:16:40] 弥陀佛

[00:16:42] 他是真怵头啊

[00:16:44] 一看是侯君集

[00:16:45] 自己这脸就红了

[00:16:48] 是人家的手下败将啊

[00:16:50] 将抓过俘虏啊

[00:16:52] 二话

[00:16:52] 他没说

[00:16:54] 他告诉铁板道

[00:16:56] 师兄

[00:16:57] 这小矬子可厉害呀

[00:17:01] 你休要小看了他

[00:17:03] 千万多加谨慎

[00:17:05] 哈哈哈哈

[00:17:07] 贤弟呀

[00:17:09] 不是

[00:17:10] 哥哥说你

[00:17:12] 你是一年惊蛇咬

[00:17:14] 十年怕井绳啊

[00:17:16] 你叫他吓破胆了

[00:17:18] 你瞅他这德行

[00:17:21] 他是浑身是铁

[00:17:23] 能捻几颗钉啊诶

[00:17:26] 兄弟

[00:17:27] 闪退一旁

[00:17:29] 你瞧好吧

[00:17:31] 说话之间晃宝剑

[00:17:34] 是直奔侯君集

[00:17:37] 侯君集一想啊

[00:17:39] 人家人这么多

[00:17:41] 立在速战呢

[00:17:43] 诶

[00:17:44] 我先把实话套出来

[00:17:45] 然后再说

[00:17:46] 妈妈等等

[00:17:49] 我说道爷

[00:17:50] 我报了名了

[00:17:52] 您还没说说您的身份呢

[00:17:55] 动手着什么急呀

[00:17:57] 离天亮早着喝呢

[00:17:58] 诶

[00:17:59] 您是哪位啊

[00:18:02] 铁板道人是也

[00:18:05] 福宝石壁保康王驾前称臣

[00:18:09] 官拜护国

[00:18:10] 真军师是也啊

[00:18:13] 铁板道

[00:18:15] 哦

[00:18:15] 这军师里头还有真有假

[00:18:18] 那么您是真的

[00:18:20] 那假的是谁

[00:18:21] 废话少说

[00:18:22] 难命还差

[00:18:26] 就医

[00:18:27] 保健

[00:18:29] 小外援不敢怠慢

[00:18:31] 晃动三叉鬼头刀跟铁板刀斗到一块儿等着

[00:18:36] 一伸手

[00:18:37] 他这一看

[00:18:38] 哎呀

[00:18:40] 比菲博僧高这一大截

[00:18:44] 今天我遇上对手了

[00:18:46] 千万得多加谨慎

[00:18:49] 咱就这么说吧

[00:18:50] 两个人一伸手就是急茬的

[00:18:53] 刀剑并举

[00:19:02] 一伸手就40 个回合

[00:19:06] 铁板老道

[00:19:07] 打着打着偷眼过去呀

[00:19:10] 名不虚传呢

[00:19:13] 这小矬子真有两下子

[00:19:16] 好厉害的一口刀

[00:19:18] 也就是我

[00:19:20] 换成旁人早就交代了

[00:19:23] 哎呀

[00:19:24] 今儿个想把他抓住

[00:19:26] 还真不太容易

[00:19:28] 怎么办呢

[00:19:31] 他打主意

[00:19:33] 侯俊吉一琢磨

[00:19:34] 这老道这么邪乎

[00:19:36] 想胜人家也不那么容易啊

[00:19:39] 算了

[00:19:41] 目的达到了

[00:19:42] 我现在知道老道的身份是怎么回事儿了

[00:19:46] 回去吧

[00:19:48] 36 计是走为上策呀

[00:19:51] 好汉不吃眼前亏

[00:19:54] 侯君集打定主意

[00:19:56] 打着打着又飞身上房

[00:20:00] 比那燕子还快

[00:20:02] 他要真就走了

[00:20:04] 就没事儿了

[00:20:05] 侯俊机那艺高人胆大呀

[00:20:08] 上了英安殿的房顶上

[00:20:11] 说了那么几句

[00:20:12] 老道啊

[00:20:14] 恕不奉陪

[00:20:16] 咱改日见

[00:20:17] 改日见

[00:20:18] 各位啊

[00:20:19] 天不早

[00:20:20] 都歇着吧

[00:20:21] 我可走了

[00:20:23] 转身要走

[00:20:26] 铁板老道一看不好

[00:20:28] 赶紧一伸手

[00:20:29] 在白发囊之中取出一种特殊的暗器

[00:20:34] 什么铁板

[00:20:36] 要不怎么叫铁板道呢

[00:20:38] 就是打这种暗器出的名

[00:20:42] 长方形的铁板

[00:20:44] 这一块上秤称一称

[00:20:47] 没有三斤也差不多少

[00:20:50] 他一共有12 块

[00:20:52] 都在这白板囊之中憋着

[00:20:55] 他一伸手

[00:20:56] 拽出一块来

[00:20:58] 把手一扬

[00:20:59] 对准小白猿侯君集

[00:21:02] 休走招式

[00:21:05] 侯君集不知道他扔的什么玩意儿

[00:21:08] 刚一转身

[00:21:10] 铁板正好拍到后背上

[00:21:17] 您别看三斤呢

[00:21:19] 扔出去一两块一斤呢

[00:21:24] 那

[00:21:24] 那多大的分量

[00:21:26] 再说这侯俊机在房上站着

[00:21:30] 他这玩意儿脚底下不吃劲叭

[00:21:33] 这一削他

[00:21:34] 他一着急

[00:21:35] 脚下一下踩空

[00:21:37] 啪啪掉下来了

[00:21:40] 还没

[00:21:40] 等他起来

[00:21:42] 有人高喊一声

[00:21:44] 哇啊

[00:21:45] 别让他跑了

[00:21:47] 上来好几十号

[00:21:49] 七手八脚抹肩头

[00:21:51] 拢二背

[00:21:53] 把小白猿给捆上

[00:21:55] 呦

[00:21:56] 呦

[00:21:57] 呦

[00:21:58] 侯君集臊了个大红脸

[00:22:01] 哎呀呀呀呀呀呀

[00:22:03] 简直这个后悔劲儿就甭提了

[00:22:07] 心说

[00:22:07] 我可自找的

[00:22:09] 我埋怨我老兄的骄傲

[00:22:11] 我呀也犯这病了

[00:22:14] 那早走了就没事儿了

[00:22:16] 你这

[00:22:17] 瞧

[00:22:17] 叫人逮住了

[00:22:19] 后悔

[00:22:19] 没用了

[00:22:21] 再跟众人回到前厅

[00:22:24] 老道把铁板带好了

[00:22:26] 高高兴兴来到刘黑塔近前

[00:22:30] 王爷

[00:22:31] 刚才我说了

[00:22:33] 我呀

[00:22:34] 献上一种玩意儿

[00:22:36] 以祝酒兴

[00:22:37] 这玩意儿真取来了

[00:22:40] 您看看

[00:22:41] 就是他

[00:22:44] 刘黑塔一看啊

[00:22:47] 这是侯君集

[00:22:48] 对呀

[00:22:50] WHY

[00:22:51] 方才咱们谈话之时

[00:22:54] 这小子趴到后坡偷听

[00:22:57] 他觉得他有两下子

[00:22:59] 早被我发现

[00:23:01] 王爷是死是活

[00:23:04] 您老

[00:23:05] 决定