《堵了堵了》歌词

[00:00:00] 堵了堵了 - 王艺钧
[00:00:00] 词:王艺钧
[00:00:01] 曲:王艺钧
[00:00:01] 编曲:马宁
[00:00:06] 早晨我开车去上班
[00:00:08] 过了万达广场左一转
[00:00:09] 还好路上车不多
[00:00:11] 我得抓紧往前赶
[00:00:13] 到了路口往右转
[00:00:15] 前面有行人过马路
[00:00:17] 把我堵到了路中间
[00:00:19] 避让完行人我继续行
[00:00:21] 这时已到了琵琶山
[00:00:23] 哎 是直行是左转
[00:00:27] 这可让我犯了难
[00:00:29] 眼看上了直行道
[00:00:31] 我立马左打方向盘
[00:00:33] 还好后面没有车
[00:00:35] 否则就会脸碰脸
[00:00:37] 停下我松了一口气
[00:00:39] 就等着插空往前钻
[00:00:41] 眼睛直看红绿灯 欧耶
[00:00:45] 还有10 秒 7 秒 5 秒
[00:00:52] 1 2 3 我猛踩油门往前遄
[00:00:59] 这时黄灯已开始闪
[00:01:01] 幸好我遄出了斑马线
[00:01:03] 否则红灯又等一圈
[00:01:05] 车辆已到了麦乐园
[00:01:07] 一脚刹车我停中间
[00:01:09] 这下真的堵车了
[00:01:11] 一看堵到了百米远
[00:01:13] 我想这下可完了
[00:01:15] 上班迟到准完蛋
[00:01:17] 准 完 蛋
[00:01:23] 堵了堵了 堵了堵了
[00:01:27] 堵了堵了堵了堵了
[00:01:29] 堵堵堵堵堵堵堵堵
[00:01:31] 堵了堵了 堵了堵了
[00:01:35] 堵了堵了堵了堵了
[00:01:37] 堵堵堵堵堵堵堵堵堵堵堵
[00:01:42] 堵了堵了 堵了堵了
[00:01:44] 堵了堵了堵了堵了
[00:01:47] 堵堵堵堵 哎哎哎
[00:01:55] 还要继续往前行
[00:01:57] 怎么办呢 怎么办呢
[00:02:01] 怎么办呢 怎么办呢
[00:02:02] 怎么办呢 怎么办呢
[00:02:08] 心里这时正着急
[00:02:09] 宝马叉三往前钻
[00:02:11] 一看是个小美女
[00:02:16] 心想这下有好看
[00:02:17] 她开道我跟后面
[00:02:19] 我摇下车窗把她唤
[00:02:21] 蛤蟆墨镜盖上眼
[00:02:23] 但是只能看侧脸
[00:02:25] 这小妹真正点
[00:02:27] 可惜看不到正脸
[00:02:29] 我鼓足劲加油门
[00:02:31] 车距保持半米远
[00:02:33] 我和美女真有缘
[00:02:35] 她倒车镜里把我看
[00:02:37] 心里那个美滋滋
[00:02:39] 我对着镜子照照脸
[00:02:41] 哎呦 坏了
[00:02:45] 前面有一位交警
[00:02:47] 离我还有十米远
[00:02:49] 示意我停车靠路边
[00:02:51] 我想这下可完了
[00:02:53] 一天的工作算白干
[00:02:55] 我得插空往里钻
[00:02:57] 不能跟在她后面
[00:02:59] 不像她傍大款
[00:03:01] 我迟到扣分加罚款
[00:03:03] 猛踩油门往右转
[00:03:05] 我终于上了洸河路
[00:03:07] 心情好似大晴天
[00:03:11] 车速直上一百二
[00:03:13] 所有的车辆我撇后面
[00:03:15] 直接飞奔去公司
[00:03:17] 大灯一直不停闪
[00:03:19] 喇叭一直不停按
[00:03:21] 可让我喘了一口气
[00:03:24] 哎呀哎呀 可堵死我了
[00:03:27] 堵车堵的我好心烦
[00:03:29] 下次一定早出门
[00:03:31] 堵在路上有好看
[00:03:36] 不堵了不堵了
[00:03:37] 终于它不堵了
[00:03:39] 不堵了不堵了
[00:03:41] 终于它不堵了
[00:03:47] 东方红太阳升
[00:03:51] 中国出了个毛泽东
[00:03:55] 他为人民谋幸福
[00:03:59] 呼儿咳呀他是人民的大救星
[00:04:03] 嗨
[00:04:04] 我的家
[00:04:05] 我的家
[00:04:06] 在济宁
[00:04:08] 在济宁
[00:04:08] 一方水土养育一代人
[00:04:11] 一代人
[00:04:12] 有朋自远方来不亦乐乎
[00:04:16] 一路向前愿人民安定健康发展
[00:04:21] 嗨嗨呦嗨
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